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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.80,0:00:07.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,All students, how are you going \Nto spend your lunch break?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.19,0:00:11.07,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Greetings. This is Principal \NKaramatsu Genzaburou.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.07,0:00:15.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,As you can see, our school \Nnow has a TV setup,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.26,0:00:19.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,so we can do intra-school \Nbroadcasts like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.49,0:00:24.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,In line with that... I'll play \Na song to commemorate the event!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.70,0:00:24.70,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.00,0:00:27.50,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay! That's enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.70,0:00:27.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,O-Oh, come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.14,0:00:28.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's all.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.20,0:00:30.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This has been a test by \Nthe Broadcasting Club.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.38,0:00:33.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Regular broadcasts will begin next week.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.60,0:00:35.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We hope you look forward to it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.62,0:02:21.37,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,{\a5}Episode 28: Shinba Michiru's Elegant Cooking
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.55,0:02:21.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Usui-kun, thank you for your hard work!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.37,0:02:25.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You really did a lot for Yagi-chan.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.04,0:02:28.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I just did what any \Ntechnological adviser would do.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.75,0:02:32.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,See? Wasn't I right when I said \Nwe should ask him for advice?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.26,0:02:36.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. Our club doesn't have much \NTV broadcasting know-how yet,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.88,0:02:41.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,so knowledge related to Usui-kun's streaming \Nbroadcasts was extremely helpful.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.27,0:02:44.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,On the contrary, I thought \Nyour announcing skill
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.35,0:02:45.64,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,puts the pros to shame, Yagi-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.64,0:02:47.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why doesn't he get off his high horse?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.75,0:02:49.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What, is he leaving us out in the cold?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.73,0:02:51.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you gonna do?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.61,0:02:53.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not like we know anything \Nabout TV broadcasts and stuff...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.90,0:02:57.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yagi-chan, since we're here, why don't \Nyou ask them about that other thing too?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.51,0:02:58.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.52,0:03:02.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's about our club's program, \Nwhich is due to start next week...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.04,0:03:05.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If I recall correctly, it will be on the \Nair once a week, during lunch break.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.37,0:03:06.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.03,0:03:11.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But since it is a TV broadcast, I think \Njust airing a talk show would be dull.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.46,0:03:12.17,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.17,0:03:14.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,In that case, perhaps I have a good idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.67,0:03:20.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Before an interview, the subject will \Ndisplay his special talent in the studio.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.55,0:03:28.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's more interesting visually, \Nand will liven up the show.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.49,0:03:33.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't like it!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.29,0:03:35.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It'll result in an on-the-air accident!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.12,0:03:39.72,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't disappoint, Usui-kun. \NThat is a good idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.34,0:03:41.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.15,0:03:45.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's decided! Now we just have to figure \Nout who's going to be our first guest.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.91,0:03:50.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Mm. Fortunately, my computer \Nhas a wealth of personal data
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.80,0:03:52.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,on the entire student body of Kaimei Academy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.30,0:03:53.08,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You can make use of this...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.08,0:03:55.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's hold auditions.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.10,0:03:57.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's you all over, Usui-kun! \NYou're a lifesaver!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.62,0:04:01.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I wouldn't go that far!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.90,0:04:04.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We're totally out looking in on this!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.65,0:04:06.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry, Himeko.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.09,0:04:08.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Leave everything to me...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.61,0:04:10.87,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,And so, the next day...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.87,0:04:13.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, entry #1, go ahead!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.31,0:04:15.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,All right! Here we are...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.50,0:04:18.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, it's great to be here today...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.86,0:04:23.07,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This was way too predictable!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.07,0:04:24.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"Leave everything to me", my ass!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.73,0:04:26.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Like you weren't into it, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.78,0:04:28.53,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, the next entry, if you please...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.51,0:04:31.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Takemitsu Shinzou, at thy servi...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.34,0:04:34.57,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wha...?! Please, wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.57,0:04:38.72,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,As thou knowest, I possess sundry talents...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.72,0:04:40.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No, that will do.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.02,0:04:47.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Thy glare is as sharp as a \Nmaster swordsman's blade...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.03,0:04:50.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,M-My life is full of regrets...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.10,0:04:52.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's move on to our next entry! Go ahead!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.98,0:04:58.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Grrr! You can't leave that there...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.36,0:05:00.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Prince!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.48,0:05:03.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't do anything!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.19,0:05:07.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I bet you made it come out of \Nnowhere, using that thing you do.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.71,0:05:08.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Bingo!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.99,0:05:12.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Saotome Roman will show \Nyou her special talent!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.37,0:05:16.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Scenery, appear!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.90,0:05:29.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Fail.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.10,0:05:31.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yagi-chan sure is a tough customer.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.60,0:05:33.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Scary girl!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.48,0:05:37.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm... Nothing really to write home about...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.62,0:05:38.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No worries.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.69,0:05:41.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought this might happen, so \Njust in case, I took a survey
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.90,0:05:43.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,of who people would like to appear.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.32,0:05:47.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.84,0:05:52.17,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And so, since you enjoy overwhelming \Npopularity with all the girls at this school,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.17,0:05:55.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,we'd love to have you as our first guest.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.02,0:05:58.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a beautiful girl, so you \Nshould smile more, Yagi-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.51,0:06:04.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.83,0:06:06.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hah? Cooking?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.86,0:06:08.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Even though it's a talk show?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.69,0:06:10.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm told that's the plan.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.39,0:06:13.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I see. And when it comes to a special talent,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.38,0:06:15.07,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,yours is cooking, right, Shinba-san?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.07,0:06:16.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm looking forward to it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.56,0:06:19.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be rooting for you, Michiru-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.26,0:06:21.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, Tsubaki-chan, Mimorin...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.58,0:06:25.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope you expose yourself to ridicule \Nin living rooms all across the country...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.44,0:06:28.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Playboy-senpai.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.15,0:06:30.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.52,0:06:34.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It won't be on the internet, and certainly \Nwon't be broadcast in living rooms.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.92,0:06:38.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just surprised you accepted to do \Nsomething that's such a pain in the ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.58,0:06:41.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't see it as a pain in the ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.58,0:06:46.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,As long as there're girls who are happy \Nto see me on TV, it's my duty to do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.34,0:06:47.17,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Am I right?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.17,0:06:51.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Or are you psyched to do it because you \Nhaven't been featured for a long time?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.18,0:06:52.72,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And there's something else...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.72,0:06:57.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I was asked if two more Student \NCouncil members would be on the show.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.97,0:07:01.64,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,They said the show would flow more smoothly
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.64,0:07:04.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,if I had two assistants \Nhelping out as I cook.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.93,0:07:09.17,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So what do you think, \NTsubaki-chan and Mimorin?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.17,0:07:10.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.34,0:07:10.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.95,0:07:14.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But I don't know the first \Nthing about cooking...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.14,0:07:16.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's fine. I'll teach you.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.15,0:07:17.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm in!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.84,0:07:19.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's do it, Tsubaki-kun!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.97,0:07:22.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well... Okay, I'll do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.51,0:07:23.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Then it's settled!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.71,0:07:27.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Both of you just bring an \Napron on the day of the show.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.30,0:07:28.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Leave the rest to...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.30,0:07:29.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold it!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.01,0:07:31.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What, Agata?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.69,0:07:33.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why Tsubaki and Mimorin?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.68,0:07:38.08,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why?! Agata, you're the one who \Ncalled it a pain in the ass!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.08,0:07:39.72,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it is a pain in the ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.72,0:07:42.23,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not saying I wanna do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.23,0:07:43.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, then...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.35,0:07:47.24,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But it pisses me off to \Nbe excluded like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.24,0:07:49.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hah?! {\i1}You're{\i0} the pain in the ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.11,0:07:52.64,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell?! After all, \Nyou don't even wanna do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.64,0:07:54.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I don't!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.30,0:07:56.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But you should've at least asked me!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.37,0:07:58.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"How about you, Agata?"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.60,0:08:00.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"That kinda stuff is a pain in the ass!"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.43,0:08:02.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"Then how about you, Tsubaki-chan?"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.00,0:08:03.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the normal way to do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.87,0:08:04.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.62,0:08:08.23,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Pain in the ass! Agata, I didn't expect \N{\i1}you{\i0} to be such a pain in the ass!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.23,0:08:08.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmph.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.96,0:08:10.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So Daisey-chan, what do you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.75,0:08:12.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.95,0:08:15.23,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,She's trying to show me \Nthat she likes cooking!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.23,0:08:17.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's really scary!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.14,0:08:18.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a second!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.94,0:08:22.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I had Tsubaki-chan and Mimorin \Nin mind from the start!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.78,0:08:24.64,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, actually, Shinba-san...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.64,0:08:27.59,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Agata and Daisey-chan, if \Nyou two were my assistants,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.59,0:08:28.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't predict what you would do to me!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.65,0:08:31.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't even imagine it!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.90,0:08:33.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I'm pissed!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.84,0:08:36.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey Tsubaki, come down with a cold tomorrow!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.78,0:08:40.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a second! I'm not gonna agree to this!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.47,0:08:41.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, clam it!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.50,0:08:45.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine, pick fair and square.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.54,0:08:47.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's decide by drawing lots!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.54,0:08:50.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are the lots solid gold?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.05,0:08:52.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, everyone over here!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.04,0:08:55.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Which one...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.15,0:08:57.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,...should I choose?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.39,0:08:59.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, if this is how the \NPresident wants it...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.79,0:09:01.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's all pick on the count of three.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.44,0:09:02.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,One... Two...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.98,0:09:05.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.62,0:09:08.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And so, the day of the show...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.75,0:09:12.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I heard today's broadcast is \Ngonna be like a real TV show!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.93,0:09:14.07,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmph.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.07,0:09:19.08,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Tch! Who would've figured the Student \NCouncil would steal away the spotlight?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.08,0:09:20.74,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, well. Whatever.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.74,0:09:22.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm actually looking forward \Nto it a little myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.30,0:09:27.33,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,Kaimei Lunchtime Show
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.46,0:09:31.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,They sure wasted a lot \Nof effort on the opening!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.10,0:09:34.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. Our Broadcast Club is pretty advanced.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.69,0:09:37.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Already, there's no more \Nadvice I can give them.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.76,0:09:39.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, everyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.99,0:09:45.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the first episode \Nof Kaimei Lunchtime Show.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.87,0:09:45.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yagi-chan!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.39,0:09:48.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,She's even prettier on TV!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.02,0:09:51.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But she doesn't smile, so \Nit looks like a news show.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.03,0:09:52.64,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,She really is expressionless.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.64,0:09:54.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Who are you to talk?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.03,0:09:58.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,First off, in our "Close-up Friends" segment,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.48,0:10:01.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,our guest will show you his special talent.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.49,0:10:03.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's started...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.39,0:10:04.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.12,0:10:05.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If we're gonna do this, let's do it right!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.58,0:10:07.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Got it, you two?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.64,0:10:10.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Y-Yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.76,0:10:13.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?! What's with the mood?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.34,0:10:15.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! What the hell is this?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.09,0:10:16.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Show me some enthusiasm!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.42,0:10:18.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You were chosen by luck of the draw, right?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.42,0:10:21.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that's right, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.68,0:10:24.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,As soon as it was decided, it \Nwas already a pain in the ass...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.69,0:10:26.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Then you should've turned it down!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.47,0:10:28.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,D-Daisey-chan, are you okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.31,0:10:31.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't sense any motivation \Nfrom you either...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.35,0:10:33.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Because of last night...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.62,0:10:34.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.36,0:10:38.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,An arm came off of my favorite \Nstuffed animal, Moimoi...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.45,0:10:41.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,On top of that, I put it \Naside to sew back on later,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.21,0:10:44.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,but was shocked this morning to find \Nout my mother had thrown it away...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.78,0:10:46.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So right now...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.37,0:10:49.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm in a lousy mood, even for me!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.54,0:10:51.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Daisey-chan!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.12,0:10:55.23,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Please! Why do you have to have a chip \Non your shoulder today of all days?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.23,0:10:57.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,UFA!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.26,0:10:58.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Urusai Fuwafuwa Atama{\i0}\NShut up, airhead!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.91,0:10:59.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.76,0:11:03.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Today's guest is especially good at cooking.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.26,0:11:06.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! Shinba-san, you're on!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.14,0:11:08.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So without further ado, \Nlet's have him come out.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.77,0:11:10.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The Student Council Manager \Nof General Affairs,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.36,0:11:12.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,from 3rd-year, group C, Shinba Michiru-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.78,0:11:15.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How are all the ladies out there?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.53,0:11:20.53,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's that popular Student Council guy!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.53,0:11:23.17,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, that dude's way popular.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.17,0:11:25.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But what's with the rose?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.92,0:11:29.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's our Michiru-san! Isn't he photogenic?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.04,0:11:32.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm more concerned about the \NPresident and Asahina...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.39,0:11:36.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And today, we also have two assistants.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.04,0:11:39.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The President of the Student Council, \NAgata-san and the Secretary, Asahina-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.05,0:11:42.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wh-What is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.79,0:11:44.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Shinba-san, I hear the three of you
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.73,0:11:46.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,are going to make hamburger \Nsteak for us today.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.76,0:11:47.89,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.89,0:11:48.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,R-Right!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.81,0:11:51.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Then let's start...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.69,0:11:52.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,with what we'll call...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.81,0:11:57.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"Shinba Michiru's Elegant Cooking!"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.13,0:11:58.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But first...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.14,0:11:59.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,...a commercial break!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.86,0:12:02.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yagi-chan, do your best!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.00,0:12:09.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, okay, first...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.30,0:12:11.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The ingredients.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.47,0:12:15.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Some ground meat, some bread crumbs...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.80,0:12:22.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Some onions, salt, pepper, a little \Nnutmeg, a couple eggs, a bay leaf...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.80,0:12:25.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If you don't have the bay \Nleaf, don't worry about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.99,0:12:27.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He's being way too vague!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.84,0:12:29.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Shhh! We're doing the show!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.43,0:12:33.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Stir-fry all of those \Ningredients over high heat.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.04,0:12:33.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We're not stir-frying!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.94,0:12:35.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We're making hamburger steak!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.93,0:12:38.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Were you listening when \NI explained yesterday?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.67,0:12:41.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Then how about grilling all the \Ningredients until they turn to charcoal?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.85,0:12:42.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's enough out of you!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.94,0:12:44.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hah? What the hell is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.36,0:12:49.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There you go, Daisey-chan!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.95,0:12:52.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,First, you finely chop the onion.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.80,0:12:55.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I knew you had it in you!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.08,0:12:58.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Or I thought you did...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.00,0:12:58.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But what's that?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.99,0:13:00.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Goya.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.34,0:13:02.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Goya?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.13,0:13:03.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We're not using goya for this.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.84,0:13:06.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,With this, I can feel the \Nsensation of each chop...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.83,0:13:09.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,All the better to wash away my feelings...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.09,0:13:10.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Just how depressed are you?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.60,0:13:13.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,President... Asahina...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.20,0:13:15.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Do your best, Daisey-chan!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.35,0:13:16.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, um...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.35,0:13:20.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We have to let the fried onions cool...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.19,0:13:23.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, cooled-off fried onions \Nhave been prepared for us.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.30,0:13:25.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a cooking show trick to save time.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.96,0:13:28.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, Daisey-chan, crack \Nthe eggs open and put them in...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.35,0:13:31.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,...here.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.29,0:13:36.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Moimoi...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.37,0:13:39.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you snap out of it?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.30,0:13:40.57,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Michiru-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.57,0:13:41.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hang in there!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.38,0:13:43.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Um, sorry 'bout that.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.56,0:13:47.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Put the eggs, the seasonings \Nfrom before, the ground meat
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.54,0:13:50.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,and the bread crumbs in \Na bowl and mix them well.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.41,0:14:04.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Shinba-san, please involve \Nyour two assistants!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.20,0:14:07.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Shinba-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.90,0:14:09.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.55,0:14:13.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Like it's my fault! Jeez!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.12,0:14:19.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,When you're done mixing, form a \Nmedium-sized oval shape out of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.28,0:14:22.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.77,0:14:23.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You wanna do it?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.88,0:14:26.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure, I'll do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.34,0:14:26.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Roger.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.92,0:14:29.74,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Slap it back and forth between your hands,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.74,0:14:31.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,like you're throwing a ball back and \Nforth, to get the air out of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.30,0:14:34.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You really are amazing!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.43,0:14:37.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're handling that like a pro!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.10,0:14:40.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But I think we could do that, right, Daisey?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.34,0:14:41.07,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Roger.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.07,0:14:44.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see, take the stuff in my hands...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.19,0:14:46.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Like I'm throwing a ball, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.28,0:14:49.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmph!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.21,0:14:52.07,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that's throwing a ball!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.89,0:14:57.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice pitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.01,0:14:58.66,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,My hand's still stinging!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.66,0:15:00.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you, baseball players?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.19,0:15:01.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a nice battery team?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.58,0:15:04.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hooray! Hooray! Yabas!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.91,0:15:05.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oy-oy-oy...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.84,0:15:08.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Even a handsome guy has \Nhis share of troubles...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.84,0:15:10.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Now what do we do?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.44,0:15:12.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's all messed up!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.71,0:15:14.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Have no fear, Michiru.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.35,0:15:18.57,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's what the stuff will look \Nlike after chilling for a hour.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.10,0:15:20.35,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,* Afterwards, the staff will make sure to eat all the meat from before.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.57,0:15:20.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't abuse that trick!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.26,0:15:24.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It came out beautifully, didn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.32,0:15:25.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I-I beg your pardon!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.36,0:15:28.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And at last, we go to the frying pan...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.36,0:15:30.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing?! Agata!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.97,0:15:34.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We had the ingredients, so I'm making \Nsteamed clams steeped in sake!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.54,0:15:35.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's delicious!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.44,0:15:36.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't just do whatever you want!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.99,0:15:39.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, Daisey! The cooking sake!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.54,0:15:40.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You got it!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.71,0:15:46.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Crap!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.47,0:15:54.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Did something happen?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.51,0:15:55.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.48,0:15:56.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.51,0:16:00.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Th-That's right. I forgot that when it \Ncomes to alcohol, you're extremely...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.39,0:16:01.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,...weak.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.10,0:16:05.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd rather not, but I'll explain.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.36,0:16:07.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Shinba Michiru is extremely \Nweak when it comes to alcohol.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.99,0:16:11.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,With just a whiff of cooking sake, \Nit makes him fal