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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.50,0:00:05.71,Default,,0,0,0,,The boys' urine Blue Snow stole\Nhas yet to be found.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.71,0:00:07.59,Default,,0,0,0,,It seems the urine was just a red herring.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.59,0:00:12.26,Default,,0,0,0,,So I believe Blue Snow's\Ntrue target was this vision test.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.26,0:00:14.89,Default,,0,0,0,,But what was she trying to do with it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.18,0:00:19.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Okuma. You have knowledge on lewdness.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.31,0:00:22.52,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't suppose you have any ideas?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.52,0:00:26.32,Default,,0,0,0,,According to student testimonies,\Nthose who took the vision test
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.32,0:00:29.07,Default,,0,0,0,,were guided to say the word "va-gi-n..."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.20,0:00:33.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Okuma. Do you know which letter comes next?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.41,0:00:36.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, w-well, it's...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.49,0:00:37.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it's...?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.91,0:00:39.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it's...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.54,0:00:41.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Va...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.12,0:00:42.33,Default,,0,0,0,,...gi...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.37,0:00:44.46,Default,,0,0,0,,...n...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.79,0:00:47.63,Default,,0,0,0,,...A...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.63,0:00:49.84,Default,,0,0,0,,...final letter is yet unknown.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.84,0:00:54.47,Default,,0,0,0,,And it's best that letter\Nstay unknown to you, Anna!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.10,0:01:00.31,Default,,0,0,0,,The Law for Public Order\Nand Morals in Healthy Child-Raising
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.31,0:01:04.48,Default,,0,0,0,,has banned the use of\Ndirty words for over a decade.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.48,0:01:08.82,Default,,0,0,0,,The tenacious development of laws
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.82,0:01:11.78,Default,,0,0,0,,and the advanced surveillance by PMs
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.78,0:01:16.74,Default,,0,0,0,,have enabled Japan to become the country\Nwith the healthiest public morals in the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.83,0:01:23.62,Default,,0,0,0,,But some would dare oppose this\Nboring world where dirty jokes don't exist.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.62,0:01:26.96,Default,,0,0,0,,This is their story.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.96,0:01:30.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Big (ding)leberries!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.55,0:01:38.72,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"The day with the most S*X in it is X-mas"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.89,0:01:43.56,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"A Boring World Where The Concept\N"Of Dirty Jokes Doesn't Exist"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.35,0:02:24.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Allow me to explain "SOX."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.64,0:02:26.56,Default,,0,0,0,,They demand freedom from oppression,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.56,0:02:28.90,Default,,0,0,0,,freedom of dirty-speech to the people,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.90,0:02:31.48,Default,,0,0,0,,and to break down the wall of division.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.48,0:02:33.69,Default,,0,0,0,,They are a dirty joke terrorist organization.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.14,0:03:14.01,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"How to love someone"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.60,0:03:17.10,Default,,0,0,0,,What's wrong, Anna?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.07,0:03:26.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}We've gathered the entire student body here{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.57,0:03:30.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}to honor a student from class 3-1 who won\Na special award in the Spring Art Show.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.03,0:03:34.03,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"Subject: "Youth's Sparkle.\NOtome Saotome, Class 3-1"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.82,0:03:34.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}I invite Otome Saotome to\Naccept this honorable award.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.54,0:03:36.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}--Saotome's theme,\N--Beautiful, as always...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.62,0:03:38.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}--a "pure and beautiful depiction of campus life,"\N--What I longed for was{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.83,0:03:43.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}--has given her a second year in a row win.\N--a pure and beautiful schoolboy life,\Njust like this painting.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.29,0:03:46.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Now, Otome Saotome. If you'll please.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.84,0:03:50.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Is {\i1}that{\i0} Otome Saotome?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.01,0:03:55.43,Default,,0,0,0,,She's tiny!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.43,0:03:56.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Be quiet.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.85,0:03:57.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Owwww.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.93,0:04:01.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Saotome is the recipient of many awards.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.27,0:04:03.06,Default,,0,0,0,,She is our school's pride and joy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.94,0:04:05.15,Default,,0,0,0,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.91,0:04:16.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I am currently in an unfit state\Nartistically to accept such an award.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.92,0:04:26.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Saotome ripping up her award was shocking,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.59,0:04:29.67,Default,,0,0,0,,but at least no terrorism happened!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.80,0:04:32.43,Default,,0,0,0,,President Anna?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.43,0:04:36.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Y-Yes, indeed! What a relief.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.14,0:04:39.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Does Anna look a bit upset to you guys?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.98,0:04:42.73,Default,,0,0,0,,What's going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.73,0:04:45.31,Default,,0,0,0,,It's best you not know.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.96,0:04:53.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}It's probably my fault.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.28,0:04:57.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}My dirty terrorism put Anna in a bad position.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.12,0:04:58.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Okuma.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.41,0:05:00.04,Default,,0,0,0,,May I have a moment?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.04,0:05:01.95,Default,,0,0,0,,At the physical exams yesterday...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.96,0:05:07.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Blue Snow was reported to have threatened\Nto add protein to the boys' urine samples.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.17,0:05:08.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, yeah. What about it?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.67,0:05:13.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you suppose protein in urine\Nhas anything to do with pregnancy?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.47,0:05:18.18,Default,,0,0,0,,--Perhaps urine enriched with protein\Nis the key to unlocking the mystery?\N{\i1}--Protein?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.18,0:05:21.18,Default,,0,0,0,,--Perhaps protein and pregnancy...\N--I don't know!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.18,0:05:23.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Found you. Tanukichi Okuma.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.56,0:05:25.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Otome Saotome...?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.90,0:05:27.81,Default,,0,0,0,,--What're you...\N--Come.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.82,0:05:31.49,Default,,0,0,0,,W-Wait... agh!!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.86,0:05:34.82,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"Art Room"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.32,0:05:38.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Please, wait! What're you doing--
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.08,0:05:39.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Silence, imbecile!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.20,0:05:42.20,Default,,0,0,0,,From this day forth, you shall be my pet.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.21,0:05:44.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Your "pet"? Why do I have to...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.92,0:05:50.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Would you rather I leak out what\Nyou did at the physical examinations?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.67,0:05:52.09,Default,,0,0,0,,What're you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.09,0:05:53.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Denial is futile.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.76,0:05:57.68,Default,,0,0,0,,I observed everything from the roof.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.97,0:06:02.89,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you want from me?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.89,0:06:04.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Nothing much.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.44,0:06:10.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I merely wish your assistance\Nto save me from my temporary slump.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.48,0:06:13.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Slump? But how can I "save" you?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.33,0:06:22.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Help! It's a pervert!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.41,0:06:24.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Ka... Kajo?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.46,0:06:29.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Humph! Stupid wench.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.38,0:06:31.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Vexing as always.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.59,0:06:35.67,Default,,0,0,0,,"As always"? Do you guys have a history?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.88,0:06:39.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Uhhh, well...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.30,0:06:43.64,Default,,0,0,0,,This is related to how\NI wish for you to help me...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.64,0:06:47.23,Default,,0,0,0,,I wish for you to support me\Nin my romantic conquest.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.23,0:06:50.52,Default,,0,0,0,,That wench is my romantic rival.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.52,0:06:54.78,Default,,0,0,0,,What?! Is the notion of me being\Nin l-love really that preposterous?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.78,0:06:57.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut up, you impertinent pet!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.32,0:07:01.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Easy, Saotome. What are you doing
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.83,0:07:04.75,Default,,0,0,0,,in a {\i1}place{\i0} like this with a {\i1}boy{\i0} like this?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.75,0:07:07.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Unhand me, you fiendish gorilla!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.46,0:07:09.67,Default,,0,0,0,,--First, the morning assembly...\N--Unhand me! Unhand me, you beast!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.67,0:07:11.42,Default,,0,0,0,,--Your behavior has been bad all day.\N--Gorilla! Monster! Beast!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.42,0:07:12.96,Default,,0,0,0,,--Even scholarship students\Nhave to obey the rules. Come!\N--Lecher!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.96,0:07:15.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you enjoy abducting helpless females?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.59,0:07:18.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Okuma! We shall continue this tomorrow!\NYou think it's over?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.89,0:07:22.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it is {\i1}not{\i0} over! We shall meet again!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.18,0:07:24.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Otome Saotome caught me.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.39,0:07:27.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. That explains why she treated you like {\i1}that.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.52,0:07:29.98,Default,,0,0,0,,When did you take that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.98,0:07:32.06,Default,,0,0,0,,You really are a pervert, Tanukichi.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.06,0:07:33.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm {\i1}not{\i0}!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.48,0:07:35.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry for the wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.15,0:07:38.86,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"Tanukichi's Food"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.86,0:07:41.57,Default,,0,0,0,,It's from this customer right here.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.87,0:07:44.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Thank{\i0} you.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.66,0:07:46.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, as for that girl...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.12,0:07:50.96,Default,,0,0,0,,She's only interested in getting\Nwhat {\i1}she{\i0} wants. I don't think she'll tattle.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.96,0:07:52.58,Default,,0,0,0,,You know her well, I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.59,0:07:56.71,Default,,0,0,0,,I've had my eye on her for a while.\NI hoped I could get her to draw dirty pictures.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.71,0:07:58.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}That's{\i0} what you were trying to do?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.76,0:08:00.05,Default,,0,0,0,,This's a good opportunity!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.05,0:08:05.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Why don't we push some sexual knowledge\Non her and get her to join SOX?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.14,0:08:11.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Wouldn't it be {\i1}thrilling{\i0} to push sexual\Nknowledge on such an innocent girl?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.98,0:08:13.52,Default,,0,0,0,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.52,0:08:17.61,Default,,0,0,0,,If it goes well, I can help\Nyou get in good with Anna.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.82,0:08:21.28,Default,,0,0,0,,It's the same old story!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.28,0:08:26.79,Default,,0,0,0,,These lewd teenage boys putting up\Ncampfire volcano tents in their pants...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.79,0:08:29.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Screaming about rhinos, elk, and unicorns!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.16,0:08:31.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not {\i1}horny{\i0} for her!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.17,0:08:33.25,Default,,0,0,0,,It's nothing to blush about.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.25,0:08:39.51,Default,,0,0,0,,You want to whip out your d*ck-sausage\Nand shove it into Anna's p*ssy-bun, don't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.51,0:08:43.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Miss Kajo. Let me be utterly clear.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.68,0:08:48.52,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't want to do {\i1}that{\i0} action with Anna.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.52,0:08:51.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, don't tell me...\NIt's her {\i1}butt-hole{\i0} you're after?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.98,0:08:53.77,Default,,0,0,0,,That's not what I meant!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.77,0:08:58.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Anna is the epitome of a\Npure hearted girl. I look up to her!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.65,0:09:02.15,Default,,0,0,0,,I would be satisfied just to be\Na helpful council member for her!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.32,0:09:05.45,Default,,0,0,0,,This normalcy is grossing me out.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.45,0:09:07.03,Default,,0,0,0,,How can it be gross?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.03,0:09:09.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me tell you something, Tanukichi...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.41,0:09:12.66,Default,,0,0,0,,You can't omit the {\i1}nuts{\i0} and {\i1}bolts{\i0}\Nfrom boy-girl relationships.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.67,0:09:16.25,Default,,0,0,0,,In the end, she loves a pure\N{\i1}hard-on{\i0} and you {\i1}look up{\i0} her skirt.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.25,0:09:19.09,Default,,0,0,0,,How dare you soil my flowery words in mud!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.09,0:09:22.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Sex is not a dirty thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.47,0:09:25.76,Default,,0,0,0,,When two people gradually\Nreveal their intimate parts
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.76,0:09:28.93,Default,,0,0,0,,until their most sensitive areas\Ninteract with each other,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.93,0:09:32.98,Default,,0,0,0,,it's their continued acceptance\Nof each other that forms a deep bond.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.98,0:09:36.65,Default,,0,0,0,,And it's not just a physical thing.\NIt's a bond of hearts, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.65,0:09:40.36,Default,,0,0,0,,So don't you see?\NThat's why dirty jokes are so beautiful!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.03,0:09:44.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, let's end the levity here.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.66,0:09:50.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Anna doesn't think any of this is funny.\NI'm sure you can see that.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.87,0:09:54.71,Default,,0,0,0,,But why is Anna so scared?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.46,0:10:02.92,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"I'M ALWAYS WATCHING YOU."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.92,0:10:04.30,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"I LOVE YOU."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.93,0:10:09.30,Def_Ita,,0,0,0,,Anna has a stalker?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.22,0:10:16.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. For the last week, she's been\Nreceiving letters and candid photos.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.31,0:10:18.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Is she safe?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.36,0:10:21.69,Default,,0,0,0,,If there's anything I can do to help, name it!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.69,0:10:24.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to help keep Anna safe!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.49,0:10:27.41,Default,,0,0,0,,There's nothing you can do.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.41,0:10:28.28,Default,,0,0,0,,But...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.28,0:10:30.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't worry, she'll be fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.83,0:10:34.91,Default,,0,0,0,,You need to focus on Otome Saotome right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.91,0:10:39.04,Default,,0,0,0,,If you do that, I can focus on protecting Anna.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.38,0:10:46.17,Default,,0,0,0,,It seems like you actually are\Nher best friend when you talk like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.18,0:10:47.80,Default,,0,0,0,,It's like you're really worried.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.80,0:10:49.34,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you mean "it's like"?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.35,0:10:51.97,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought the best friend thing was an act.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.81,0:10:55.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Ten years ago,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.94,0:11:01.15,Default,,0,0,0,,she befriended me when I was sulky\Nfor not being able to tell dirty jokes.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.15,0:11:06.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Because of Anna, I'm now able to\Nblend in with normal society, albeit barely.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.53,0:11:08.57,Default,,0,0,0,,I really b*ow her!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.57,0:11:10.07,Default,,0,0,0,,You mean, "{\i1}owe{\i0}" her!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.07,0:11:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,And so! I'll leave the matter of\NOtome Saotome in your capable hands.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.16,0:11:17.50,Default,,0,0,0,,If this is the "clean" version of you\Nthat Anna helped make,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.50,0:11:19.71,Default,,0,0,0,,I dread to see what\Nyou {\i1}used{\i0} to be like!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.00,0:11:22.46,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"The next day"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.17,0:11:30.43,Default,,0,0,0,,*Mmff* An artist needs calories to create.\N*Mmff* I must eat!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.43,0:11:34.76,Default,,0,0,0,,So, what do you need me to do\Nto help support your romance?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.77,0:11:38.10,Default,,0,0,0,,I had not thought of the specifics.\NThat is why I asked for a conference.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.10,0:11:40.52,Default,,0,0,0,,But who is the one you love?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.73,0:11:43.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Th...That I cannot say.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.98,0:11:47.90,Default,,0,0,0,,However, I worry that I might\Nbe making my love uncomfortable
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.90,0:11:51.99,Default,,0,0,0,,or that I might be detested!\NThis keeps me awake at night.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.53,0:11:56.33,Default,,0,0,0,,You cad! Why do you grin at me so?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.33,0:11:59.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Is the notion of me being\Nin love really that ridiculous?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.79,0:12:04.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Uhh, not exactly. It's actually kind of sweet.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.80,0:12:11.55,Default,,0,0,0,,And it's not embarrassing at all.\NI have someone in my heart as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.22,0:12:19.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Then let us both utter the names\Nof our loves in unison!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.19,0:12:22.52,Default,,0,0,0,,If we do, then I shall forgive your rudeness.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.81,0:12:25.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Very well.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.61,0:12:32.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Then let us say it. One, two...!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.16,0:12:33.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Anna Nishikinomiya!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.91,0:12:40.71,Default,,0,0,0,,You fiend! You deceived me!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.71,0:12:44.17,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry! I got an email in my PM...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.25,0:12:44.79,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"From: Ayame Kajo\NSubject: I'm bored.\NBody: LICK, LICK"
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.67,0:12:46.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't dodge me!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.96,0:12:51.30,Default,,0,0,0,,If you fail to comply, I shall inform\Nthe Decency Squad of your crimes!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.30,0:12:53.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Uhhh, sure! Um...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.51,0:12:57.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Wait, if Saotome's true love is Anna...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.01,0:13:01.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}That means I can't tell her\NI also love Anna. What should I do?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.73,0:13:04.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}I should just say some random name. But who?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.90,0:13:07.65,Default,,0,0,0,,What is the delay? I'm sending it! Watch!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.65,0:13:11.06,Default,,0,0,0,,3... 2... 1...!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.36,0:13:09.36,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"Decency Squad"
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.36,0:13:10.44,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"SEND REPORT"
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.07,0:13:12.70,Default,,0,0,0,,It's Ayame Kajo!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.12,0:13:19.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Well! So you fell for that wench, eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.91,0:13:22.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Then I shall separate Ayame from Anna,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.75,0:13:26.71,Default,,0,0,0,,--and I shall fill that new vacancy next to Anna!\N--Wait...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.71,0:13:28.67,Default,,0,0,0,,And we all live happily ever after!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.67,0:13:30.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Just a minute!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.80,0:13:31.80,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.30,0:13:37.30,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a villain who is deceiving Anna.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.30,0:13:41.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Aren't you opposed to joining forces\Nwith someone in that position?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.93,0:13:44.48,Default,,0,0,0,,What drivel you spew.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.48,0:13:50.78,Default,,0,0,0,,When Anna chases after terrorists,\Nshe looks very happy. Don't you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.78,0:13:56.45,Default,,0,0,0,,To me, it looked as though\Nthe two of you were playing hide and seek.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.45,0:14:01.16,Default,,0,0,0,,No matter... I wish to join forces with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.16,0:14:04.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Does that explanation suffice?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.67,0:14:06.50,Default,,0,0,0,,We have gathered here today
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.50,0:14:11.71,Default,,0,0,0,,to discuss the signature collecting campaign\Nnext month for the X Prohibition...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.17,0:14:14.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you okay, Anna?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.26,0:14:17.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh... You just dropped a plastic bottle.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.34,0:14:18.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.26,0:14:19.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't take it anymore!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.81,0:14:22.22,Default,,0,0,0,,We know this guy did it!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.48,0:14:25.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Goriki.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.14,0:14:29.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Okuma is not the sort\Nof boy who would do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.06,0:14:31.82,Default,,0,0,0,,But, President! You {\i1}still{\i0} fail to see it?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.82,0:14:35.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Okuma! {\i1}You{\i0} did this, didn't you?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.82,0:14:37.53,Default,,0,0,0,,--I didn't...\N--DIRTY LIAR!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.53,0:14:39.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Please, stop it!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.58,0:14:44.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I repeat, Mr. Okuma is not that sort of boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.04,0:14:46.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.12,0:14:49.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I apologize for not being forthright about this.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.04,0:14:53.30,Default,,0,0,0,,But you needn't worry.\NThe matter will be resolved soon.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.30,0:14:54.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Anna...?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.84,0:15:02.64,Default,,0,0,0,,In case you didn't notice... Goriki likes Anna.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.64,0:15:04.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Though I'm not sure he knows it.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.48,0:15:12.07,Default,,0,0,0,,That's why his xenophobia was at MAX\Nwhen she first suggested you join the council.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.07,0:15:16.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Now with this stalker problem,\Nhis instincts to protect Anna hardened him.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.90,0:15:18.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Poor Goriki...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.66,0:15:23.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Just FYI, I meant it made his\N{\i1}emotions{\i0} hard, not his d*ck!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.74,0:15:27.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, Captain Obvious!\NCan't you go five minutes without being dirty?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.67,0:15:29.67,Default,,0,0,0,,You're right. I live for (ding)-dongs.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.67,0:15:31.13,Default,,0,0,0,,I give up.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.13,0:15:35.42,Default,,0,0,0,,But Goriki is better off than most.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.42,0:15:38.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Ever since the the Law\Nfor Public Order was established,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.72,0:15:43.68,Default,,0,0,0,,the ways in which people express love have\Nbeen censored. Until people forgot how to love.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.68,0:15:48.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Even worse, more and more people\Nfeel love, but don't even realize it.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.44,0:15:50.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that what's happened to Saotome?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.81,0:15:52.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Hm? What do you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.82,0:15:56.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, never mind! It's just...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.61,0:16:00.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, p*nis!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.70,0:16:04.53,Default,,0,0,0,,P*nis! P*nis! P*nis! P*nis!\NV*gina! V*gina! V*gina! V*gina! P*nis! P*nis!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.54,0:16:06.16,Default,,0,0,0,,What kind of reaction {\i1}is{\i0} that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.16,0:16:08.12,Default,,0,0,0,,It was so obvious!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.12,0:16:12.79,Default,,0,0,0,,If you fit all the pieces of the puzzle together,\NSaotome is clearly Anna's stalker!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.79,0:16:15.25,Default,,0,0,0,,She doesn't know how to properly approach Anna,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.25,0:16:18.17,Default,,0,0,0,,so she resorted to candid photos\Nand creepy letters!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.17,0:16:19.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, you don't really believe...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.76,0:16:21.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Now it makes sense...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.64,0:16:27.02,Default,,0,0,0,,That's why she glared at me\Nwith the wet eyes of a veteran cherry boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.02,0:16:32.19,Default,,0,0,0,,But if I mess this up, I might lose my chance\Nto have her draw dirty pictures!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.02,0:16:36.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Calm down, Kajo!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.36,0:16:38.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh? {\i1}Go{\i0} down on your d*ck?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.11,0:16:41.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I never said that!\NI mean, come on and be serious!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.28,0:16:48.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't think Saotome could be a stalker.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.37,0:16:50.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you have proof?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.46,0:16:51.79,Default,,0,0,0,,It's instinct...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.79,0:16:53.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Instinct, eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.83,0:16:57.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Instinct can be pretty reliable.\NIt's also known as your "libido."
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.38,0:16:59.46,Default,,0,0,0,,That's {\i1}not{\i0} what "libido" means!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.47,0:17:01.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Who cares what it means.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.43,0:17:06.05,Default,,0,0,0,,You should trust your instincts and act on them.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.05,0:17:07.35,Default,,0,0,0,,It's beautiful.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.35,0:17:10.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. I'll trust your testimony.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.43,0:17:12.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Kajo...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.06,0:17:14.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I just got a great idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.61,0:17:17.52,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll trap the stalker\Nand make Saotome surrender.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.52,0:17:21.57,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll copulate... er, i mean,\N{\i1}complete{\i0} both tasks at once!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.57,0:17:24.20,Default,,0,0,0,,You want to lure out the stalker?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.20,0:17:29.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. I will dress as a boy\Nand go on a date with Anna in the park.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.33,0:17:33.96,Default,,0,0,0,,When the stalker sees this,\Nhe will lose his mind and rush up to attack me.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.96,0:17:35.46,Default,,0,0,0,,It's too dangerous!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.46,0:17:37.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I can take care of myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.25,0:17:41.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Then at least let me be your date!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.17,0:17:44.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Goriki... You've never been on a date.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.13,0:17:48.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Besides, if you're her date,\Nthe stalker will be too scared to jump out.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.31,0:17:52.68,Default,,0,0,0,,You will follow us, in hiding,\Nand jump out when we need you.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.73,0:17:57.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Okuma, you will keep watch\Nhere just in case.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.36,0:17:59.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh... Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.69,0:18:07.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Intriguing. We too shall follow them.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.41,0:18:11.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Then when the stalker jumps out,\NI shall rescue Anna.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.33,0:18:17.29,Default,,0,0,0,,If I capture the stalker,\NAnna's heart will throb for me!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.29,0:18:22.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Throbbing is nice and all... but what\Ndoes that have to do with shaving my legs?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.63,0:18:28.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Is it not obvious? It is so that we may disguise\Nyou so that the stalker will not notice.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.64,0:18:30.64,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"Several days later..."
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.35,0:18:36.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Why am I a girl again...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.19,0:18:40.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Pull yourself together!\NWe must not lose sight of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.16,0:18:50.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Ayame Kajo...! How dare she be so close to Anna!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.49,0:18:52.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}I hope Anna will be okay...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.89,0:19:11.68,Default,,0,0,0,,You peeked!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.68,0:19:13.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't be so embarrassed.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.56,0:19:17.31,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't believe you call that a slump.\NThat's beautiful!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.31,0:19:20.35,Default,,0,0,0,,What's wrong?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.36,0:19:22.86,Default,,0,0,0,,This is the only way I have to approach her!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.86,0:19:25.53,Default,,0,0,0,,I can only draw pictures of Anna!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.24,0:19:34.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Until now, I had never used anyone as a model.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.33,0:19:39.87,Default,,0,0,0,,All my former paintings were\Ncreated from images within my mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.88,0:19:44.80,Default,,0,0,0,,But Anna is the first person\NI ever wanted to paint.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.80,0:19:50.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Ever since I met her, I've spent\Nevery waking moment painting her.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.05,0:19:53.93,Default,,0,0,0,,But after hundreds of paintings,\NI still couldn't get her image right.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.93,0:19:56.85,Default,,0,0,0,,And I could never tell what was missing.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.85,0:19:59.69,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought that if we\Nbecame lovers, perhaps I could.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.69,0:20:03.19,Default,,0,0,0,,But I don't have the ability\Nto emote outside of my art.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.36,0:20:06.78,Default,,0,0,0,,That is why I am in a slump.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.78,0:20:09.65,Default,,0,0,0,,My only usefulness in life is painting.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.66,0:20:13.16,Default,,0,0,0,,And I am so pathetic for\Ndesecrating Anna's image like this!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.16,0:20:16.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Anna must be thoroughly disgusted!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.16,0:20:18.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Saotome...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.41,0:20:21.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Saotome! What are you doing here?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.83,0:20:24.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop idling and start winning some art shows!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.30,0:20:30.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Goriki...?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.47,0:20:33.05,Default,,0,0,0,,You... Okuma...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.39,0:20:37.39,Default,,0,0,0,,--What are you doing here?!\N--It's not what you think!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.52,0:20:40.69,Default,,0,0,0,,GET AWAY FROM ANNA!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.69,0:20:41.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Anna!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.85,0:20:43.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}I won't make it!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.81,0:20:45.98,Default,,0,0,0,,EAT THIS!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.44,0:20:51.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that man okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.70,0:20:54.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't worry. I {\i1}didn't{\i0} miss his vital areas.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.45,0:20:56.37,Default,,0,0,0,,That's Kajo for you...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.37,0:20:59.58,Default,,0,0,0,,This isn't over yet!\NWhy are you idling, Tanukichi!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.58,0:21:01.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Anna, how dare you choose that guy?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.67,0:21:04.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you throwing away our love just like that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.17,0:21:05.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Damn it!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.38,0:21:11.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Goriki, catch!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.63,0:21:12.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Who do you think I...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.06,0:21:19.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Huh...?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.39,0:21:22.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Who was I trying to save just now?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.06,0:21:23.98,Default,,0,0,0,,You little bitch!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.46,0:21:45.83,Default,,0,0,0,,T... Tanuk... Mr. Okuma?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.54,0:21:49.00,Default,,0,0,0,,S-Sorr... PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.18,0:21:54.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Okuma!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.89,0:21:57.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Goriki, call an ambulance!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.72,0:21:58.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm on it!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.60,0:22:02.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-What about me?\NIs there not some way I might help?!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.52,0:22:06.56,Def_Ita,,0,0,0,,What has happened?\NWhat is this sensation?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:10.32,0:22:14.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Why does my body feel so hot?!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:23:46.05,0:23:47.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Next episode...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:47.16,0:23:50.09,Default,,0,0,0,,The Saying Goes... Love Is Justice.