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Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.71,0:00:08.42,Default,,0,0,0,,This's high quality shit. Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.42,0:00:10.76,Default,,0,0,0,,So unhealthy I can't stand it. Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.76,0:00:12.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Full color pictures, too! Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.39,0:00:16.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Dude, this one's double-sided. Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.47,0:00:18.39,Default,,0,0,0,,And in mint condition?! Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.35,0:00:23.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's do this... Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.48,0:00:25.56,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't hold it! Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.57,0:00:26.82,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm about to ***! Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.03,0:00:29.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Idiot!\NYou said a prohibited word! Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.99,0:00:31.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Say *** instead! Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.07,0:00:33.49,Default,,0,0,0,,*** is also prohibited, jackass! Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.99,0:00:33.49,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"Obscene" Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.49,0:00:36.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Hurry! At least make sure our treasure is safe! Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.12,0:00:41.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Decency Squad! Hands up! Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.12,0:00:44.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll never take my treasure! Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.30,0:00:56.76,Default,,0,0,0,,We will confiscate these unhealthy magazines. Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.76,0:00:58.97,Default,,0,0,0,,As for your use of prohibited words, Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.97,0:01:02.81,Default,,0,0,0,,you are sentenced to hard labor\Naccording to word-severity. Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.81,0:01:04.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Get up! Hurry up! Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.82,0:01:11.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Burn it up! Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.96,0:01:27.04,Default,,0,0,0,,In Japan, the use of sexual words,\Nin both public and private, Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.04,0:01:30.17,Default,,0,0,0,,has been banned for several decades now. Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.17,0:01:34.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Every citizen has become a\Nmini-information terminal for the peacemakers. Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.22,0:01:37.14,Default,,0,0,0,,In short, they are obligatory\Nmembers of the PM force. Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.14,0:01:42.02,Default,,0,0,0,,They uphold healthy lifestyles as per the Law\Nfor Public Order and Morals in Healthy\NChild-Raising. Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.68,0:01:41.43,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"Decency Squad" Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.27,0:01:50.98,Default,,0,0,0,,The tenacious development of laws\Nand the advanced surveillance by PMs Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.98,0:01:56.16,Default,,0,0,0,,have enabled Japan to become the country\Nwith the healthiest public morals in the world. Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.16,0:01:58.74,Default,,0,0,0,,This is Tokioka Academy. Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.74,0:02:03.12,Default,,0,0,0,,It is Japan's most elite public morals school. Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.12,0:02:07.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}I will pass this entrance exam! So I can\Nbe reunited with the wonderful Anna!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.55,0:02:16.63,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"Ethics:\N#1:\NHow are babies made?\N100 words or less (24 pts.)" Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.42,0:02:16.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}"When a man and a\Nwoman love each other..."{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.93,0:02:19.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}"in sickness and in health..."{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.39,0:02:22.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}"For better or for worse..."{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.06,0:02:24.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Today's youth, cleansed of all dirty words... Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.98,0:02:31.69,Default,,0,0,0,,now live healthy, happy lives\Nas they grow up to enjoy a bright future. Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.69,0:02:33.90,Default,,0,0,0,,That is the way things are now. Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.24,0:02:49.07,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"Whom Does Public Order and Morality Serve?" Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.25,0:02:56.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}At last, Anna and I will be reunited!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.08,0:02:59.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Oh, Anna!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.88,0:03:09.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Eew, what's he doing?{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.10,0:03:17.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Why does he keep looking at me?\NIs he a pervert?{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.31,0:03:19.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, what do you think you're doing?! Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.65,0:03:22.57,Default,,0,0,0,,You've been touching my gluteus maximus! Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.57,0:03:27.44,Default,,0,0,0,,I wasn't touching your glut... I mean,\Nwhy would I need to do that anyway? Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.45,0:03:29.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Isn't he a student at Tokioka? Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.11,0:03:32.95,Default,,0,0,0,,He must not realize touching a woman is a crime. Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.95,0:03:35.29,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a PM-generation, after all. Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.29,0:03:39.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}But he was looking at me the whole time.\NIt's a false accusation.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.96,0:03:47.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Okay! I'm sure if Anna were in my position,\Nshe wouldn't let an innocent man be charged!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.38,0:03:48.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Moyori Station map... Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.80,0:03:53.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Escape route located! Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.43,0:03:58.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Like I said before... Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.48,0:03:59.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me! Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.64,0:04:03.56,Default,,0,0,0,,I was the one who touched your\Ngluteus maximus. Let's get off the train! Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.65,0:04:04.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.69,0:04:05.82,Default,,0,0,0,,W-Wait up! Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.82,0:04:08.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, let go of me! What's your problem?! Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.41,0:04:12.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Why'd you have to get in my way?! Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.62,0:04:15.28,Default,,0,0,0,,I was about to make good money off of him! Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.29,0:04:17.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I knew you were bluffing... Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.12,0:04:21.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Guards! This man is a criminal!\NHe touched my gluteus maximus! Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.01,0:04:33.80,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you think you're doing? Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.72,0:04:36.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you... Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.60,0:04:42.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Passengers, please evacuate the station! Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.56,0:04:44.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Blue Snow has appeared! Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.65,0:04:49.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Big (ding)leberries!!! Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.32,0:04:56.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Run for it! Don't get caught up\Nin her terrorism! Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.74,0:04:59.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Cover your ears! Don't listen to her! Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.29,0:05:01.75,Default,,0,0,0,,C*ck-a-doodle-p*ssy!!! Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.00,0:05:07.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, how refreshing it is to shout\Nout dirty jokes in a public place! Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.71,0:05:11.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Stay back! I wear nothing beneath this towel! Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.26,0:05:14.18,Default,,0,0,0,,If you make me struggle,\NI shall become buck-naked! Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.18,0:05:19.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Then anyone who holds me down will be\Nblackballed for exposing a woman in public! Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.56,0:05:23.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I demand liberty from oppression!\NDirty jokes as a civil right! Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.15,0:05:25.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Farewell, bye-bye, until we meet again! Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.37,0:05:39.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-What's happening... Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.04,0:05:40.12,Default,,0,0,0,,What're you doing? Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.12,0:05:44.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll handle things here!\NYou don't want to be late for school. Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.54,0:05:45.54,Default,,0,0,0,,How do you know I... Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.60,0:05:59.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Good grief!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.31,0:06:02.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Why'd I have to get caught up\Nin pervert terrorism on my first day?{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.85,0:06:04.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! It's him... Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.69,0:06:07.15,Default,,0,0,0,,That guy from the school\Nwith the worst morals... Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.15,0:06:09.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, talk to him! Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.52,0:06:10.65,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not ready yet... Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.65,0:06:15.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Representing the student body,\Nyour president: Anna Nishikinomiya. Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.53,0:06:24.37,Default,,0,0,0,,New students, congratulations\Non making it into our school! Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.37,0:06:28.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I am pleased to welcome you here today.\NMy name is Anna Nishikinomiya. Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.88,0:06:30.96,Default,,0,0,0,,To all students, Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.96,0:06:33.67,Default,,0,0,0,,old and new... Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.67,0:06:36.68,Default,,0,0,0,,...you must be rather nervous and excited... Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.42,0:06:36.68,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"Tokioka Academy Welcome Ceremony\NStudent President: Anna Nishikinomiya" Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.68,0:06:40.39,Default,,0,0,0,,--...at the prospect of coming here.\N--{\i1}Anna, you never cease to amaze me...!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.39,0:06:44.48,Default,,0,0,0,,--{\i1}Since Tokioka Academy is in the\Ntop tier of public morals schools...{\i0}\N--Mr. Okuma... Mr. Okuma... Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.48,0:06:46.02,Default,,0,0,0,,--{\i1}...sometimes our rules are a bit strict.{\i0}\N--Tanukichi Okuma. Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.65,0:06:49.86,Default,,0,0,0,,My name is Hyoka Fuwa. Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.86,0:06:54.90,Default,,0,0,0,,I apologize for the sudden intrusion,\Nbut I have a question to ask you. Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.90,0:07:02.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Would you please tell me how babies are created? Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.79,0:07:06.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you know, it's in the textbooks, right? Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.29,0:07:09.25,Default,,0,0,0,,When a man and a woman\Nlove each other, it organically... Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.25,0:07:12.71,Default,,0,0,0,,You speak in lies. As does society as a whole. Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.71,0:07:16.26,Default,,0,0,0,,By using a vague and difficult\Nto define term like "love," Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.26,0:07:20.39,Default,,0,0,0,,I doubt it is possible to explain\Nthe mechanics of creation. Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.39,0:07:24.39,Default,,0,0,0,,I wish to unlock the\Nsecrets behind reproduction. Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.39,0:07:25.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}I'm not surprised...{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.81,0:07:29.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}But I didn't know Tokioka students\Nwere this ignorant about biology.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.86,0:07:32.94,Default,,0,0,0,,For many days, I stayed\Nin front of the gynecology clinic... Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.94,0:07:37.74,Default,,0,0,0,,and asked the pregnant women,\N"How did you become pregnant?" Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.74,0:07:42.20,Default,,0,0,0,,But I received no answers\Nand I was banned from the premises. Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.20,0:07:43.49,Default,,0,0,0,,R-Really... Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.49,0:07:48.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}What's this girl's problem?\NI have no idea how to answer her...{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.08,0:07:51.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Since you're from the outside world,\Nyou should know. Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.04,0:07:54.88,Default,,0,0,0,,So please tell me.\NI wish to solve the mystery of pregnancy. Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.88,0:07:59.01,Default,,0,0,0,,If it is difficult to explain verbally,\NI'll accept a demonstration... Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.01,0:08:01.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Tanukichi Okuma, right? Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.76,0:08:05.35,Default,,0,0,0,,I am Ayame Kajo.\NThis is my second year at Tokioka. Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.35,0:08:07.98,Default,,0,0,0,,I am the vice president. Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.98,0:08:09.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Vice president? Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.02,0:08:12.44,Default,,0,0,0,,We have nominated you\Nto intern with general affairs. Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.44,0:08:15.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Will you accompany me to our meeting? Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.36,0:08:16.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Y-Yes! Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.61,0:08:18.61,Default,,0,0,0,,May I ask one final question? Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.32,0:08:25.49,Default,,0,0,0,,I personally think pen...\Noops, that was close. I'll use euphamisms. Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.49,0:08:29.21,Default,,0,0,0,,I think "cucumbers" are the keys\Nto pregnancy. What do you think? Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.96,0:08:33.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice to meet you, Tanukichi Okuma! Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.59,0:08:38.05,Default,,0,0,0,,I am Anna Nishikinomiya of Year-2. Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.05,0:08:39.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah...! Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.01,0:08:43.97,Default,,0,0,0,,I am the student council president\Nof this school. Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.97,0:08:47.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Your acceptance to our school\Nhas been long anticipated. Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.39,0:08:49.85,Default,,0,0,0,,I wasn't doing any "long anticipating"... Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.85,0:08:51.98,Default,,0,0,0,,You!!! What the hell're you doing here? Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.98,0:08:53.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't swear in front of your senior. Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.77,0:08:57.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I am Raiki Goriki. Year-3.\NI'm the secretary-treasurer. Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.86,0:09:02.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, then, let us get down to business.\NMr. Okuma? Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.32,0:09:03.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Y-Y-Yes?! Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.57,0:09:09.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you wish to join us in the student council\Nto help protect public morality at this school? Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.08,0:09:11.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes! I will! I'll protect!\NThanks for the opportunity! Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.75,0:09:13.29,Default,,0,0,0,,You're eager... Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.29,0:09:18.59,Default,,0,0,0,,But why me? I came from the school\Nwith the worst public morality score. Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.59,0:09:20.42,Default,,0,0,0,,That is precisely why we chose you. Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.42,0:09:24.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Tokioka Academy is facing\Na situation never encountered before. Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.14,0:09:29.56,Default,,0,0,0,,What I'm about to say is highly confidential. Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.56,0:09:31.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course! I won't tell anyone! Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.52,0:09:34.85,Default,,0,0,0,,In this city, designated purest in the nation... Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.86,0:09:38.86,Default,,0,0,0,,a masked terrorist known as "Blue Snow"\Nhas been rampaging our streets. Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.86,0:09:42.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Public morality has been declining rapidly. Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.03,0:09:45.28,Default,,0,0,0,,I get the feeling I saw\Nsuch a person this morning... Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.28,0:09:47.83,Default,,0,0,0,,And to make matters worse,\Nit's very likely that... Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.83,0:09:51.58,Default,,0,0,0,,the masked terrorist is\Na student at this very school! Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.75,0:09:54.96,Default,,0,0,0,,We don't wish to ruin Tokioka's reputation. Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.96,0:09:58.38,Default,,0,0,0,,So we wish to dispose of her\Nswiftly and confidentially. Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.38,0:10:00.88,Default,,0,0,0,,However! Though it shames me to say this, Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.88,0:10:05.68,Default,,0,0,0,,we at the student council do not exactly\Nunderstand what "lasciviousness" is. Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.68,0:10:08.05,Default,,0,0,0,,So we haven't yet developed a plan. Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.06,0:10:11.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Even I have crossed paths with Blue Snow... Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.02,0:10:14.60,Default,,0,0,0,,But did not even recognize her\Nfor being lascivious! Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.60,0:10:17.73,Default,,0,0,0,,I had no idea how pure Anna's heart was! Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.73,0:10:22.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Okuma! Since you have attended\Nthe school with the worst public morality, Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.03,0:10:25.07,Default,,0,0,0,,you must at least have a\Nsubconscious grasp of lasciviousness! Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.07,0:10:28.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Please, join us to protect\Nthe morality of this school! Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.78,0:10:32.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I came to Tokio Academy\Nbecause I admire you, Anna. Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.29,0:10:37.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I wanted to be as close to you as possible...\NI wanted to be proud of myself! Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.42,0:10:40.71,Default,,0,0,0,,So I would be honored to take on this mission! Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.96,0:10:46.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Then Ms. Ayame, would you show\NMr. Okuma what he needs to know? Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.10,0:10:54.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Why are we here... Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.64,0:10:58.90,Default,,0,0,0,,They don't get many customers right now,\Nso we can talk about anything. Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.90,0:11:03.03,Default,,0,0,0,,But I have to commend you,\N"Mr. Okuma"! Great acting back there! Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.03,0:11:05.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Those beautiful words you said! Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.20,0:11:09.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Just as I thought, you're a boy\Ngreat at taking big {\i1}bullshits{\i0}! Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.74,0:11:14.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa, {\i1}ejaculating{\i0} on my face after 4\Nseconds of talking? You really are {\i1}eager{\i0}! Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.58,0:11:19.67,Default,,0,0,0,,--My hair and glasses are all {\i1}soaking wet{\i0}!\N--{\i1}What's with the juvenile dirty jokes...{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.92,0:11:22.59,Default,,0,0,0,,It's you!!! Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.59,0:11:27.34,Default,,0,0,0,,I am "Blue Snow" the dirty joke terrorist,\Nand also Ayame Kajo. Nice to meet screw! Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.34,0:11:28.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, Decency Squad? Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.88,0:11:31.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Stop! What're you doing? Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.85,0:11:36.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you ready to order? Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.31,0:11:37.94,Default,,0,0,0,,This girl is a terrorist...! Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.15,0:11:42.15,Default,,0,0,0,,I am well aware, sir.\NWhat would you like to order? Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.86,0:11:45.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Roasted green tea. Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.19,0:11:51.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, so that line about entering Tokioka\Nbecause you admire Anna was actually {\i1}true{\i0}??? Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.49,0:11:53.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. For the millionth time, yes! Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.95,0:11:59.17,Default,,0,0,0,,But aren't you the son of that famous\Ndirty joke terrorist Zenjuro Okuma? Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.17,0:12:01.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not like my dad! Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.04,0:12:04.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Anna changed me. I'm not the man I was before! Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.09,0:12:14.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Now that you have unmasked me,\NI cannot let you escape! Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.77,0:12:17.14,Default,,0,0,0,,You unmasked yourself, idiot! Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.73,0:12:24.77,Default,,0,0,0,,This isn't funny! Shit! Untie me! Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.78,0:12:28.15,Default,,0,0,0,,I promised Anna that I would\Nhelp uphold public morality! Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.15,0:12:31.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Then allow me to give you\Nan alternative invitation. Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.41,0:12:37.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Establish the dirty joke terrorist organization\N"SOX" with me, and help me defile public morality. Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.16,0:12:40.67,Default,,0,0,0,,My ass! I could never do\Nsomething so immature or indecent! Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.67,0:12:45.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Why do you object? Is it "SOX"?\NDo you dislike the name "SOX"? Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.13,0:12:46.84,Default,,0,0,0,,You're missing the point! Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.84,0:12:50.47,Default,,0,0,0,,But it's a great name...\NThe "O" looks like a censorship circle. Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.47,0:12:51.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Like I care!!! Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.55,0:12:53.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Christ... Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.18,0:12:56.56,Default,,0,0,0,,And here you have such\Na lovely name, "Tanukichi," Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.56,0:12:58.60,Default,,0,0,0,,but you let society domesticate you. Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.60,0:13:00.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Leave my name out of this! Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.64,0:13:05.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Looks like I'll have to explain\NJapan's take on ***ticles. Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.44,0:13:06.65,Default,,0,0,0,,WHY??? Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.65,0:13:10.78,Default,,0,0,0,,The "tanuki" is a creature in Japanese\Nfolklore that can enlarge ***ticles. Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.78,0:13:14.53,Default,,0,0,0,,He is an unprecedented character\Nin all the world! Be proud! Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.53,0:13:15.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Who would be proud?! Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.91,0:13:20.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah yes... I'm sure your special ability\Nmust be producing a tent between your legs... Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.96,0:13:24.17,Default,,0,0,0,,And stop being so anal with your references! Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.17,0:13:26.67,Default,,0,0,0,,--Anil*ngus?\N--"ANAL" AS IN, "OBSESSIVE"! Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.67,0:13:30.42,Default,,0,0,0,,The more you set me up for innuendo,\Nthe more inspired I am to make dirty jokes! Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.42,0:13:33.05,Default,,0,0,0,,I was right to choose you! Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.35,0:13:39.35,Default,,0,0,0,,The more you set me up for innuendo,\Nthe more inspired I am to make dirty jokes! Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.35,0:13:40.81,Default,,0,0,0,,I live for dirty jokes! Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.81,0:13:42.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't edit yourself! Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.64,0:13:46.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait a minute, why aren't the PM's\Ncatching your prohibited words? Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.77,0:13:49.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Because... I have this! Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.48,0:13:52.45,Default,,0,0,0,,A flip phone? Do they still even make those... Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.45,0:13:55.24,Default,,0,0,0,,If I punch a specific\Nsequence of numbers in here... Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.24,0:13:59.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I can stay free of PM surveillance\Nup to three minutes per day. Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.12,0:14:01.75,Default,,0,0,0,,We only have 50 seconds left for today... Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.75,0:14:03.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Why're you so c*cky?! Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.17,0:14:07.75,Default,,0,0,0,,This was used to fight against the Law for\NPublic Order and Morals in Healthy Child-Raising... Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.75,0:14:11.63,Default,,0,0,0,,It's the one loophole my father,\NMasashi Endo left me. Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.38,0:14:16.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Incidentally, I love to suck c*ck...tails! Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.76,0:14:19.89,Default,,0,0,0,,F-Forget I asked! Wait... Masashi Endo? Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.89,0:14:25.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. The former politician who was arrested\Nten years ago for ****ing a high school girl. Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.90,0:14:28.15,Default,,0,0,0,,But my father was innocent. Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.15,0:14:31.61,Default,,0,0,0,,The PM had a group of thugs frame him. Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.61,0:14:34.90,Default,,0,0,0,,You seem to really trust your father. Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.91,0:14:38.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. After all... dad likes G-MILFS. Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.33,0:14:40.62,Default,,0,0,0,,TMI! GREAT PARENTING! Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.62,0:14:43.62,Default,,0,0,0,,That day... my father told me this... Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.62,0:14:46.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Your love for dirty jokes is quite normal! Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.79,0:14:50.55,Default,,0,0,0,,You can have this... please try\Nto make do with three minutes per day! Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.55,0:14:52.55,Default,,0,0,0,,THANKS FOR RUINING MY CHILDHOOD! Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.55,0:14:55.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone thinks I'm a sour puss. Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.68,0:15:00.56,Default,,0,0,0,,But anyone would be a sour puss if she\Ncouldn't shout "p*ssy!" at the top of her lungs! Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.56,0:15:02.93,Default,,0,0,0,,So that's why you're playing terrorist? Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.93,0:15:08.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Guess so. I can't change who I am,\Nso I decided to change the world instead. Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.69,0:15:14.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Well... I have other reasons.\NBut you're not ready to hear them yet... Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.44,0:15:18.11,Default,,0,0,0,,I will ask you once more.\NWill you join me in founding SOX? Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.12,0:15:19.49,Default,,0,0,0,,When pigs fly, dumbass! Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.49,0:15:25.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh? Then my only choice is to turn you in\Nto the Decency Squad as a sex offender. Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.00,0:15:27.21,Default,,0,0,0,,This is the rope you used to escape. Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.67,0:15:33.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure the lab would easily\Ndetect your skin cells on this rope. Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.42,0:15:38.09,Default,,0,0,0,,But if I'm arrested, then won't\Nthey discover your true identity?! Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.09,0:15:43.22,Default,,0,0,0,,You have--spoiler alert--\NTWO reasons to not rat me out. Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.22,0:15:45.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Just like you have... two flippin' ***ticles! Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.18,0:15:48.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't open your phone for that stupid joke.\NIt wasn't worth it! Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.65,0:15:52.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Reason #1: If it's discovered\Nthat I am a dirty joke terrorist... Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.23,0:15:55.19,Default,,0,0,0,,it will reflect badly on\NAnna and the student council. Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.19,0:15:56.36,Default,,0,0,0,,N-No...! Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.36,0:15:59.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Reason #2: Anna and I are best friends. Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.07,0:16:03.87,Default,,0,0,0,,If Anna found out I was Blue Snow,\Nthe shock might kill her. Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.87,0:16:07.33,Default,,0,0,0,,"Best friend"? Says who?! Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.33,0:16:08.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Says "this" mouth! Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.54,0:16:10.42,Default,,0,0,0,,You only have one mouth! Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.42,0:16:12.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Girls have {\i1}four{\i0} mouths! Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.38,0:16:16.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Four? Wait, the mouth...\Nthen {\i1}that hole{\i0}... then... Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.80,0:16:20.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Cooperate with me and\NI promise you won't get hurt. Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.26,0:16:26.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Anna is my best friend.\NI can help you with your quest for love. Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.35,0:16:28.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Quest for love? It's nothing like that! Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.69,0:16:32.69,Default,,0,0,0,,I just respect Anna!\NI don't feel anything indecent for... Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.69,0:16:37.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Feelings of love, and the desire\Nto rub someone's body all over... Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.49,0:16:40.74,Default,,0,0,0,,those are perfectly pure and healthy feelings. Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.20,0:16:45.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Well. You don't need to believe me right away. Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.04,0:16:49.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Now! Let's create a beautiful world\Nof dirty jokes together! Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.17,0:16:56.38,Default,,0,0,0,,SOMETHING'S SERIOUSLY MESSED UP HERE!!! Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.42,0:16:57.96,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"The next day" Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.43,0:17:01.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Where... am I? Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.76,0:17:06.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Good morning, Mr. Okuma.\NWe are in the chemistry lab. Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.22,0:17:10.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I had a personal question to ask,\Nso I invited you here. Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.06,0:17:11.73,Default,,0,0,0,,"Invited" me...? Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.15,0:17:22.40,Default,,0,0,0,,So, what's your question? Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.41,0:17:24.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Take a look at this. Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.28,0:17:25.49,Default,,0,0,0,,What is it? Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.49,0:17:29.91,Default,,0,0,0,,My pet flies, melding their bodies together. Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.91,0:17:33.67,Default,,0,0,0,,What I recently discovered\Nwas that just before a fly lays eggs... Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.67,0:17:37.25,Default,,0,0,0,,she melds her lower body\Nwith another fly's lower body. Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.25,0:17:39.01,Default,,0,0,0,,This "bodymelding"... Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.01,0:17:43.38,Default,,0,0,0,,I hypothesize that this has\Nsome connection to human behavior. Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.39,0:17:47.10,Default,,0,0,0,,May I please have your opinion? Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.10,0:17:50.93,Default,,0,0,0,,We're not robots,\Nso we don't "melt"... Well, bye! Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.77,0:17:56.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, did you hear? Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.48,0:18:00.82,Default,,0,0,0,,If you wear girls' underwear\Nfor too long, your pen... er, falls off. Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.82,0:18:06.37,Default,,0,0,0,,For real? But I heard that if you wear girls'\Nunderwear, you grow mammary glands! Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.37,0:18:11.33,Default,,0,0,0,,What about this! I heard that if a girl lifts\Nweights, her hair turns into a p... a thing! Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.33,0:18:14.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}As if!!!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.08,0:18:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, well, if that were really true, it would be\Na mutation of the {\i1}cleat-toe-rinse.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.25,0:18:23.34,Default,,0,0,0,,That's not the point here!\NGet this thing off me. Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.34,0:18:25.55,Default,,0,0,0,,But you understand now, right? Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.55,0:18:29.26,Default,,0,0,0,,The true form of "Tokioka,\Nmost moral school in the nation." Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.26,0:18:34.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone gossips about forbidden topics\Nusing code words the PMs can't detect. Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.31,0:18:37.19,Default,,0,0,0,,But it's all ignorant bunk! Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.19,0:18:38.65,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll admit that... Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.65,0:18:42.61,Default,,0,0,0,,No matter how many of these I pass out,\Nno one learns the truth. Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.61,0:18:45.53,Default,,0,0,0,,It's because the most important\N"docking scene" is absent! Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.03,0:18:50.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Even before the Law for Public Order\Nand Morals in Healthy Child-Raising, Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.70,0:18:52.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}that{\i0} was strictly regulated. Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.75,0:18:55.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Regardless, as members of SOX, Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.00,0:18:57.79,Default,,0,0,0,,it's clear that we must educate the\Npoor ignorant masses of this school Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.79,0:19:00.88,Default,,0,0,0,,on what "docking" is. Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.88,0:19:03.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Why don't you ask Hyoka Fuwa? Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.88,0:19:06.68,Default,,0,0,0,,She's got a scary thirst\Nfor reproductive education. Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.68,0:19:09.85,Default,,0,0,0,,No way! That girl is crazy! Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.85,0:19:11.81,Default,,0,0,0,,...said the terrorist. Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.81,0:19:15.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you're right. She is pretty\Ncrazy to study fly "bodymelding." Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.39,0:19:17.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Flies? Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.02,0:19:20.73,Default,,0,0,0,,We're going to hit this weekend's school\Nassembly with some major dirty terrorism! Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.94,0:19:25.95,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"That weekend" Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.53,0:19:30.03,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"Meanwhile\NAt the track" Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.29,0:19:36.00,Default,,0,0,0,,We're actually doing this? Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.00,0:19:39.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course we are. Put your game face on, buddy. Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.38,0:19:43.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, but those haven't been worn yet... Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.92,0:19:45.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Not even close to the point! Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.59,0:19:52.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Now! Let us bid farewell to this boring\Nworld where dirty jokes don't exist! Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.35,0:19:56.14,Default,,0,0,0,,From this day forth... things are\Ngoing to be very {\i1}stimulating{\i0}! Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.44,0:20:03.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Today, we have a very important announcement. Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.44,0:20:05.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Next month, Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.19,0:20:08.90,Default,,0,0,0,,our signature collecting campaign\Nfor the approval of X-prohibition... Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.25,0:20:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,What's... this? Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.25,0:20:20.96,Default,,0,0,0,,A naked woman...? Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.96,0:20:22.38,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't get it... Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.38,0:20:24.34,Default,,0,0,0,,But... for some reason... Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.34,0:20:26.17,Default,,0,0,0,,When I look at this, I... Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.17,0:20:28.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop this! Don't look at the papers! Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.47,0:20:30.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Please remain calm, teachers! Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.93,0:20:34.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}This is a diversion!\NBlue Snow must have another target...!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.64,0:20:39.89,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"Ayame Kajo" Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.31,0:20:39.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Anna, it's a diversion! She's on the track! Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.27,0:20:43.11,Default,,0,0,0,,I knew it! Mr. Goriki, teachers, let's go! Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.70,0:20:47.65,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"Wig" Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.24,0:20:50.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Foreplay{\i0} is over...\NLet's go {\i1}all the{\i0} way! Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.86,0:20:53.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't let them catch you, Tanukichi! Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.62,0:20:57.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Ohhh! No... Oh, Makoto! Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.21,0:21:05.38,Default,,0,0,0,,But look how wet you are.\NYou know you want me, Ai, my darling. Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.38,0:21:07.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Oh, yes! I want you! Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.63,0:21:11.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Thrust your hard **** into my wet *****! Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.01,0:21:13.68,Default,,0,0,0,,--Here I go... Oh, Ai!\N--What is this...? Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.68,0:21:15.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Squish... squish... squeeze, squeeze... Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.85,0:21:18.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Squeak, squeak, squeak. Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.56,0:21:22.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Oh, wow! Wow! Oh, my god! Oh, god! Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.86,0:21:25.19,Default,,0,0,0,,What's happening to my body...? Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.94,0:21:26.19,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"Bodymeld" Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.32,0:21:29.32,Default,,0,0,0,,What's happening to my body...? Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.53,0:21:30.74,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"Bodymeld" Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.16,0:21:33.57,Default,,0,0,0,,What's happening to my body...??? Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.62,0:21:35.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Something's coming...! Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.91,0:21:37.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm coming!!! Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.00,0:21:41.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I'M SO HOT!!! Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.33,0:21:43.54,Default,,0,0,0,,ME TOO! I'M BURSTING! Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.92,0:21:51.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Shoot your hot *** inside of me! Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.89,0:22:04.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}I'm deceiving someone I admire...\NSo why is my heart fluttering?{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.61,0:22:07.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}This is definitely wrong!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.15,0:22:09.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}I'm doing something so bad...{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.36,0:22:13.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}SO WHY DOES IT FEEL GOOD?!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:23:45.10,0:23:50.02,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"Next Episode:\NThe Mysteries of Pregnancy" Dialogue: 0,0:23:46.01,0:23:49.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Next episode... The Mysteries of Pregnancy |