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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\fscx148\fscy158\pos(212.702,40)}Subtitle Presented by: Ainzer2903
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.44,0:00:14.22,Default,,0,0,0,,A food company's elite salaryman who hates woman and lotus, Nozomu.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.62,0:00:19.84,Default,,0,0,0,,One day, he chased by @Hamasho religion followers as a heretic.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.26,0:00:26.28,Default,,0,0,0,,But he was caught and mutated by them.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.71,0:00:30.35,Default,,0,0,0,,After being verge on death in his escape, he was found stranded on an island.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.35,0:00:33.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Somehow he became a homeroom teacher in a all-girls school.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.31,0:00:37.02,Default,,0,0,0,,But his students nicknamed him "Left Wing Guerilla".
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.53,0:00:40.37,Default,,0,0,0,,He depressed by that nickname and going to do suicide.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.37,0:00:46.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Then he was told that if he want to die then he must do "Pseudo Marriage" with a princess from "Holy Kingdom of Nosebleed".
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.08,0:03:43.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Even if I live, I'm just a useless human beings.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.26,0:03:50.73,Default,,0,0,0,,I've received a life full of embarrassments.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.42,0:03:52.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me, Sensei...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.40,0:03:57.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Normally, students are the ones who come here for counseling....
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.24,0:04:01.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'll hear out anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.26,0:04:06.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Then, why did you want to die today?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.88,0:04:08.82,Default,,0,0,0,,My heart is stained.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.82,0:04:11.94,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't even look at sports the same way anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.04,0:04:16.93,Default,,0,0,0,,When I tried amuse myself with professional baseball this year,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.93,0:04:19.97,Default,,0,0,0,,I deciced to support the new team from Tokyo.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.00,0:04:23.84,Default,,0,0,0,,That logo on their cap, I see it as nothing but hair!
Dialogue: 1,0:04:21.00,0:04:24.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(359.026,39.143)}[TL Note: The symbol is almost exactly same as the kanji of "hair"]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.91,0:04:29.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I think that design of an E with wings growing out of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.68,0:04:35.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Since my heart has corrupted my eyes, even the wings on an angel seem like filthy hair to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.08,0:04:41.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Yamamoto the former head coach, who wearing that cap looked so sad, really sad...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.02,0:04:43.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Because he was wearing hair?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.15,0:04:47.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Somehow, after talking about it, I feel better.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.33,0:04:50.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Looks like you just needed to vent out your stress.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.95,0:04:55.40,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess you say that hair is more of a pleasure than a necessity.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.64,0:05:08.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Good morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.04,0:05:11.31,Default,,0,0,0,,The central train line stopped this morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.33,0:05:13.75,Default,,0,0,0,,There's no hidden meaning behind that.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.60,0:05:18.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Sensei, please take these.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.22,0:05:23.66,Default,,0,0,0,,A questionnaire about hopes for future path, eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.00,0:05:32.71,Default,,0,0,0,,After everyone has the printout, please list your hopeful career choices from first to third on the paper then hand them in.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.24,0:05:35.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Future...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.15,0:05:38.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Hopes...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.24,0:05:40.46,Default,,0,0,0,,There's no hope!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.75,0:05:42.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Only despair exist in this world!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.35,0:05:45.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe you can cling to hope if you're in junior high,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.00,0:05:49.22,Default,,0,0,0,,But when you enter high school, it's about time you realize your limits!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.75,0:05:51.46,Default,,0,0,0,,In place of this hopes for future questionnaire,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.06,0:05:55.11,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll do despairs for future paths questionnaire instead!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.64,0:05:58.62,Default,,0,0,0,,List your despairs from first to third!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.17,0:06:03.73,Default,,0,0,0,,How do we fill this?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.73,0:06:08.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Just write down the three most hopeless paths in life that you know you'll never achieve from the top downwards.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.44,0:06:14.20,Default,,0,0,0,,For example,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.93,0:06:15.35,Default,,0,0,0,,You there!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.84,0:06:18.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Judging from your appearance, you seem to study the most in this class.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.90,0:06:26.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(132.016,140.857)}[First Choice: Tokyo University]
Dialogue: 1,0:06:24.90,0:06:26.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(143.22,217.142)}[Second Choice: Kyoto University]
Dialogue: 2,0:06:24.90,0:06:26.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(159.297,291.714)}[Third Choice: Hitotsubashi University]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.33,0:06:28.24,Default,,0,0,0,,So hopeless!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.73,0:06:29.64,Default,,0,0,0,,That's mean!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.86,0:06:32.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Then, can you really get into Todai (Tokyo University)?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.53,0:06:35.37,Default,,0,0,0,,It's hopeless, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.66,0:06:38.37,Default,,0,0,0,,You're in soccer club, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.75,0:06:39.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Can you really get into the J-League?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.77,0:06:43.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Impossible.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.66,0:06:44.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Then write that!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.00,0:06:47.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(498.836,259.428)}[Serie A]
Dialogue: 1,0:06:47.00,0:06:47.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(568.011,329.143)}[Representative of Japan]
Dialogue: 2,0:06:47.00,0:06:47.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(510.527,403.429)}[J-League]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.53,0:06:48.66,Default,,0,0,0,,It's really hopeless.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.15,0:06:52.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.91,0:06:54.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Write your hopeless things!
Dialogue: 1,0:06:57.13,0:06:58.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\frz10.46\pos(321.516,80)}[TL Note: Music careers]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.13,0:06:58.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Hopeless.
Dialogue: 1,0:06:58.75,0:06:59.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\frz343.2\pos(409.202,89.143)}[TL Note: Wrestling careers]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.75,0:06:59.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Hopeless!
Dialogue: 1,0:07:00.44,0:07:01.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(344.899,82.286)\frz21.56}[TL Note: Celebrity careers]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.44,0:07:01.37,Default,,0,0,0,,It's Hopeless!
Dialogue: 2,0:07:01.66,0:07:02.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\frz349.2\pos(464.736,136)}[TL Note: All of them are Animation Academy]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.66,0:07:02.51,Default,,0,0,0,,It's....
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.06,0:07:07.33,Default,,0,0,0,,You could enter these if you just pay the tuition.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.55,0:07:10.80,Default,,0,0,0,,But this mindset is trully hopeless, so it's acceptable!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.55,0:07:16.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Even well-known people have these hopeless dreams!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.11,0:07:29.15,Default,,0,0,0,,There is nothing hopeless in this world!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.55,0:07:33.20,Default,,0,0,0,,If you do your best, there's nothing hopeless in this world!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.51,0:07:34.86,Default,,0,0,0,,It's you again...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.31,0:07:38.20,Default,,0,0,0,,If you do your best, you'll definitely achieve your hopes!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.02,0:07:41.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Then,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.95,0:07:44.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you saying you can enter Todai?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.28,0:07:45.73,Default,,0,0,0,,If I work hard, there's the possibility.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.84,0:07:47.20,Default,,0,0,0,,If I work hard, there's the possibility!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.80,0:07:50.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Then are you saying you can become the prime minister?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.04,0:07:52.48,Default,,0,0,0,,The possibility exists.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.82,0:07:53.95,Default,,0,0,0,,The possibility exists!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.26,0:07:55.48,Default,,0,0,0,,The possibility exists!!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.11,0:08:01.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Then are you saying that there is nothing in life that you cannot achieve?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.44,0:08:08.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course not! Even for me, there are some things that I have no hope of becoming.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.46,0:08:13.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm very delighted, Itoshiki-sensei.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.40,0:08:17.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm talking about these hopes for future paths questionnaires.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.42,0:08:21.15,Default,,0,0,0,,The students in your class sure have high spirits.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.37,0:08:26.33,Default,,0,0,0,,A soccer player, an astronaut, and a gravure idol! These are wonderful dreams!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.82,0:08:28.88,Default,,0,0,0,,They're bit unrealistic, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.11,0:08:31.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Today's youth should be like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.93,0:08:35.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Because they're not hopes, they're despairs.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.77,0:08:36.66,Default,,0,0,0,,But...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.60,0:08:38.93,Default,,0,0,0,,There's one student...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.80,0:08:41.40,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a bit concerned about.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.57,0:08:43.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(500.785,242.286)}[God]
Dialogue: 1,0:08:41.57,0:08:43.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(577.967,310.19)}[Person from The Future]
Dialogue: 2,0:08:41.57,0:08:43.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(540.427,378.761)}[Pororoca Alien]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.77,0:08:46.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I also believe she needs special attention.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.17,0:08:50.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Please watch over her carefully.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.95,0:08:52.68,Default,,0,0,0,,First hope, god.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.24,0:08:55.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Second hope, person from future.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.95,0:08:58.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Third hope, pororoca alien.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.40,0:09:01.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, god is a bit..
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.35,0:09:03.51,Default,,0,0,0,,What's a pororoca alien?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.73,0:09:05.88,Default,,0,0,0,,[Seat Number 14(15) ; Name: Fuura Kafuka (P.N.) ; Super-Positive Girl]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.64,0:09:39.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Then, Otonashi-san, please read aloud.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.95,0:09:57.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.60,0:10:03.06,Default,,0,0,0,,It's useless, Itoshiki-sensei.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.55,0:10:05.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Otonashi-san is extremely shy.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.82,0:10:08.20,Default,,0,0,0,,She's really bad at communicating with anyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.51,0:10:09.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that so?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.71,0:10:23.24,Default,,0,0,0,,I really like the passive types.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.91,0:10:35.64,Default,,0,0,0,,If you don't talk too much, then you don't get into more trouble.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.57,0:10:41.17,Default,,0,0,0,,There are many examples in history where a single sentence caused chaos.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.77,0:10:44.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Please stay the passive way you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.88,0:10:46.57,Default,,0,0,0,,You can be Sensei's pet.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.13,0:10:53.57,Default,,0,0,0,,But you should say something every now and then.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.26,0:10:59.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Something bad happened to me once, I didn't talk to anyone for a week.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.08,0:11:02.04,Default,,0,0,0,,When I finally went out to a convenience store,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.04,0:11:03.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Shall I heat it up?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.42,0:11:04.44,Default,,0,0,0,,And then...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.40,0:11:09.91,Default,,0,0,0,,The words couldn't come out of my mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.31,0:11:13.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I guees you lose your voice if you stop talking for a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.80,0:11:14.80,Default,,0,0,0,,It really shocked me.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.26,0:11:16.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Real life story, eh...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.24,0:11:19.84,Default,,0,0,0,,How annoying!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.91,0:11:22.42,Default,,0,0,0,,If you got something to say, then spit it out!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.53,0:11:23.71,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll sue you!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.86,0:11:25.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, now...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.73,0:11:28.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Please don't pick on my favorite student.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.73,0:11:29.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Right?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.80,0:11:33.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Mail address?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.66,0:11:35.24,Default,,0,0,0,,That girl,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.64,0:11:38.48,Default,,0,0,0,,She's so shy that she's only talks via text messaging.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.35,0:11:43.31,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not that good with sending text,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.31,0:11:44.97,Default,,0,0,0,,But let's give it a try.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.48,0:11:48.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Ko, n, ni, chi, wa.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.11,0:11:49.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Send.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.20,0:12:00.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Looks like I got a reply.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.17,0:12:01.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's see..
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.20,0:12:04.15,Default,,0,0,0,,"Idiot. Shut up already. And stop wearing that ugly kimono."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.33,0:12:07.24,Default,,0,0,0,,T-This must be some kind of mistake?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.91,0:12:12.77,Default,,0,0,0,,"It's me, right in front of your geeky eyes. Dumbass."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.20,0:12:15.66,Default,,0,0,0,,She's abusive through mail!?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.08,0:12:19.24,Default,,0,0,0,,You're the one who talk bad about me on the internet!?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.40,0:12:21.42,Default,,0,0,0,,That's it! You're no longer my pet!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.22,0:12:27.77,Default,,0,0,0,,It's hopeless!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.77,0:12:29.66,Default,,0,0,0,,The 2ch of the internet has left me in despair!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.77,0:12:29.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(360.569,57.333)}[TL Note: 2ch of Internet is the largest bulletin board system site in Japan. Source: Wikipedia]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.93,0:12:33.35,Default,,0,0,0,,You can say what you want through text, eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.60,0:12:37.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Then, let's have a fair fight.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.77,0:12:41.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Here's my mail address.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.77,0:12:47.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's see...
Dialogue: 1,0:12:46.75,0:12:50.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(346.847,157.714)}"You know you're just a panty shot character, so show them already. Pa,n,ties. Whip it out."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.24,0:12:52.55,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll sue you!!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.75,0:12:57.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Fidget, my ass, you mailing moster!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.77,0:13:05.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Last notice: You have unpaid charges and we have tried many times to contact you.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.37,0:13:06.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Debt collector?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.80,0:13:08.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Please don't play jokes like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.53,0:13:11.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait a sec,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.82,0:13:12.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe it's that..
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.44,0:13:15.20,Default,,0,0,0,,You thinking that far?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.02,0:13:18.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Dead battery!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.46,0:13:21.04,Default,,0,0,0,,You can't use it now!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.73,0:13:24.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Recharging is forbidden in school.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.37,0:13:33.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you Rambo or what!?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.60,0:13:37.40,Default,,0,0,0,,You didn't notice that she exposing herself?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.40,0:13:43.37,Default,,0,0,0,,It's another one!
Dialogue: 1,0:13:42.82,0:13:43.82,Default,,0,0,0,,"Did see me? Pay now!"
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.17,0:13:45.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Abusive mails?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.35,0:13:47.28,Default,,0,0,0,,You can just turn phone off or block the address.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.95,0:13:52.93,Default,,0,0,0,,"If you're hiding under the desk, you'll be misunderstood by the virgin."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.20,0:13:57.60,Default,,0,0,0,,"When did you become class leader character, split down, the middle girl!"
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.46,0:14:02.37,Default,,0,0,0,,[And so, abusive mails was sent to all the students]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.31,0:14:05.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Somehow the class turned into a painful atmosphere!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.20,0:14:07.02,Default,,0,0,0,,So depressing...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.57,0:14:09.02,Default,,0,0,0,,We have to do something!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.97,0:14:11.86,Default,,0,0,0,,My seat is out of range.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.17,0:14:13.86,Default,,0,0,0,,That's it!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.40,0:14:15.42,Default,,0,0,0,,You and you!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.82,0:14:16.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Switch seats!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.04,0:14:25.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Now you can't send those toxic mails.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.91,0:14:28.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, if you've got something to say, then try saying it out loud!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.08,0:14:32.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on! Do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.08,0:14:55.51,Default,,0,0,0,,She's speaking some language I've never heard before!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.71,0:14:58.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, it's getting weirder!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.28,0:15:04.62,Default,,0,0,0,,What's with this noise!? It's like echoes from hell itself.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.62,0:15:05.57,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna lose my mind...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.77,0:15:10.08,Default,,0,0,0,,This language...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.97,0:15:14.75,Default,,0,0,0,,That time!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.53,0:15:19.48,Default,,0,0,0,,That time, my mother also speaking same language.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.42,0:15:30.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, the exorcism has been carried out!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.46,0:15:41.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't worry.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.51,0:15:44.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Other than mails or words,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.26,0:15:46.44,Default,,0,0,0,,There's still lots of ways to communicate with each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.75,0:15:50.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Like, you can tell what people want to say by looking into their eyes...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.13,0:15:57.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you. We're already buddies.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.75,0:16:02.77,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't have to ask me if you want to be my friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.15,0:16:07.82,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't know you love that much. I'm gonna blush.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.11,0:16:11.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, look into my eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.75,0:16:14.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you know what I'm thinking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.73,0:16:25.64,Default,,0,0,0,,[TL Note: All of them mean "Kill"]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.62,0:16:30.80,Default,,0,0,0,,[This person is dangerous]
Dialogue: 1,0:16:35.77,0:16:37.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\frz38.12\pos(275.455,305.2)\fscx62\fscy94}[TL:This is a hint of Kafuka's(look in manga last chapters)]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.91,0:16:35.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Without words or characters,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.08,0:16:37.88,Default,,0,0,0,,We can still convey our feelings.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.77,0:16:42.80,Default,,0,0,0,,This is earth. This is earth.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.62,0:16:55.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I see. The pororoka planet is enjoying its first spring in 14 years.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.55,0:16:59.75,Default,,0,0,0,,The fields are blooming with posterior grass and raw meat flowers.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.86,0:17:03.77,Default,,0,0,0,,The wobbly locusts. The pink turtlebugs and the emo drone beetles are...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.93,0:17:07.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Gathering for the big bug convention.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.08,0:17:13.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Where the heck are you sending this to?!!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.95,0:17:19.93,Default,,0,0,0,,[Seat Number 16 ; Otonashi Meru ; Abusive Text Mail Girl]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.73,0:18:17.17,Default,,0,0,0,,I have to go and mak copies!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.48,0:18:33.35,Default,,0,0,0,,S-Sensei!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.06,0:18:44.06,Default,,0,0,0,,You saw them!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.06,0:18:45.68,Default,,0,0,0,,You saw them just now!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.86,0:18:48.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Please don't tell anyone!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.48,0:18:50.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Eh? Okay...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.71,0:18:54.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess I'll tell you since you have already seen them.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.88,0:18:56.97,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm actually writing a doujinshi.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.11,0:19:00.80,Default,,0,0,0,,What you saw just now was the manuscript.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.82,0:19:02.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Doujinshi?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.20,0:19:06.28,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not a hobby that I want to brag about...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.28,0:19:08.84,Default,,0,0,0,,There's nothing to be embarrassed about.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.51,0:19:11.46,Default,,0,0,0,,So, it's doujinshi, eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.20,0:19:16.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Is it with Araragi?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.82,0:19:18.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Or with Shirakaba?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.53,0:19:26.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Is it with Araragi or Shirakaba?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.88,0:19:28.60,Default,,0,0,0,,A.. Ara x Ragi?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.73,0:19:29.82,Default,,0,0,0,,If I had to say,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.24,0:19:31.84,Default,,0,0,0,,It'd be Ath x Kaga.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.28,0:19:34.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Athkaga?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.51,0:19:36.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I've never heard of that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.80,0:19:41.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I also wrote some doujinshis back in my days at school.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.46,0:19:45.48,Default,,0,0,0,,So, you wrote doujinshis?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.48,0:19:47.26,Default,,0,0,0,,However, you're also writing them.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.68,0:19:49.08,Default,,0,0,0,,That's kind of surprising.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.88,0:19:54.04,Default,,0,0,0,,[Everyone, if you haven't realized yet, these two are talking about different kinds of doujinshis]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.44,0:19:59.93,Default,,0,0,0,,[Fujiyoshi's doujinshi]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.71,0:20:04.15,Default,,0,0,0,,[Zetsubou-sensei's doujinshi]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.60,0:20:08.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Well then, let me join your meeting.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.26,0:20:21.82,Default,,0,0,0,,What an amazing meeting!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.20,0:20:25.53,Default,,0,0,0,,I never realized there were so many literary circles!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.26,0:20:30.77,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a "Rurouni Kenshin" cosplay, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.33,0:20:33.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Please let me take a photo of you!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.13,0:20:36.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me take a shot too!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.02,0:20:37.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Me too!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.91,0:20:39.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Pose please!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.53,0:20:48.51,Default,,0,0,0,,You're dressed as "Sakura Shinguji" from "Sakura Taisen (Sakura Wars)", right?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.00,0:20:51.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Can I take a shot?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.24,0:20:53.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Please look over here!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.77,0:20:55.53,Default,,0,0,0,,What the?!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.53,0:20:56.46,Default,,0,0,0,,What's going on!?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.44,0:20:59.84,Default,,0,0,0,,What was that all about?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.44,0:21:25.97,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't even sell one book...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.60,0:21:29.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess I have no writing ability...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.13,0:21:31.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd like this, please!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.88,0:21:47.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you really going to buy it?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.40,0:21:51.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.28,0:21:55.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I love you!!!...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.04,0:22:00.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Once again you've wormed your way into someone's heart!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.97,0:22:01.93,Default,,0,0,0,,That was a close one!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.22,0:22:10.15,Default,,0,0,0,,May I take a look?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:10.86,0:22:11.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Go ahead.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.00,0:22:19.29,Default,,0,0,0,,How can you come back here and write such rubbish?!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:20.66,0:22:21.57,Default,,0,0,0,,How irritating!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.02,0:22:23.15,Default,,0,0,0,,No climax!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.15,0:22:23.75,Default,,0,0,0,,No punchline!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.75,0:22:24.44,Default,,0,0,0,,No meaning!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.62,0:22:26.66,Default,,0,0,0,,This works lacks a proper manga structure!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:27.44,0:22:28.15,Default,,0,0,0,,I told you!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:28.31,0:22:30.24,Default,,0,0,0,,I accept nothing but 4-koma (four panel manga)!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.68,0:22:33.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Rewrite it this instant!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:33.24,0:22:34.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Right now? And right here?!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:38.95,0:22:39.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Intro.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:40.00,0:22:40.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Rise.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:40.91,0:22:41.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Climax
Dialogue: 0,0:22:41.88,0:22:42.33,Default,,0,0,0,,End.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.22,0:22:46.22,Default,,0,0,0,,This is acceptable.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:46.64,0:22:47.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.82,0:22:54.42,Default,,0,0,0,,But if you 're going to draw manga,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.73,0:22:57.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Why don't you aim for something more proper?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.20,0:22:58.95,Default,,0,0,0,,What's proper?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:02.93,0:23:04.88,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you doing over there?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.93,0:23:06.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Fujiyoshi-san...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.11,0:23:12.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Please take me to a "Manga Koushien".
Dialogue: 0,0:23:13.62,0:23:15.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't talk like Minami-chan!!..
Dialogue: 1,0:23:13.64,0:23:14.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\fscx80\fscy96\pos(317.728,28.4)}[TL: This also a hint of Kafuka's]
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.48,0:23:16.33,Default,,0,0,0,,"Manga Koushien"?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:16.52,0:23:18.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you guys want to watch fireworks?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:19.20,0:23:19.91,Default,,0,0,0,,That's it!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:20.91,0:23:21.73,Default,,0,0,0,,That's exactly right!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:22.15,0:23:25.26,Default,,0,0,0,,You may think that's right. But in fact, it might be too exact!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.31,0:23:26.33,Default,,0,0,0,,If you're drawing manga,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.55,0:23:28.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Aim for "Manga Koushien"!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.80,0:23:34.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Why am I doing this even though it's summer vacation?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:35.40,0:23:36.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Got it?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.40,0:23:39.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Draw a 4-koma that follows the proper structure.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.97,0:23:41.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Maria can draw manga too!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:42.20,0:23:44.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Maria, do you know the four stages?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:45.17,0:23:46.88,Default,,0,0,0,,The four stages?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:47.88,0:23:49.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Maria knows them!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:50.04,0:23:53.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(373.649,70)}[TL Note: If you not noticed yet, these kanji characters different from "Intro to End" series, but have similar pronunciation]
Dialogue: 0,0:23:50.04,0:23:50.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Demon.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:51.17,0:23:51.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Pain.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:52.17,0:23:52.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Heaven.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:53.13,0:23:53.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Blood.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:55.97,0:23:57.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I think it's a bit off...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:58.06,0:23:59.91,Default,,0,0,0,,But this is a true story.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:01.48,0:24:03.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you talking about four stages?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:04.00,0:24:04.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Sensei...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:04.97,0:24:08.40,Default,,0,0,0,,In this world, there are not only four stages.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:09.37,0:24:10.39,Default,,0,0,0,,After the four stages,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:10.55,0:24:13.31,Default,,0,0,0,,There exist a forbidden fifth panel (or stage).
Dialogue: 0,0:24:14.75,0:24:16.24,Default,,0,0,0,,There is "Darkness" at the end!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:16.91,0:24:17.97,Default,,0,0,0,,What the heck is that?...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:18.28,0:24:20.02,Default,,0,0,0,,After the end, then darkness!?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:20.46,0:24:22.42,Default,,0,0,0,,There is always the painful fifth panel of darkness.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:23.02,0:24:23.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Intro.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:23.73,0:24:24.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Rise.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:24.95,0:24:25.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Climax.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:26.02,0:24:26.31,Default,,0,0,0,,End.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:27.00,0:24:27.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Darkness.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:28.93,0:24:29.42,Default,,0,0,0,,"Serve!"
Dialogue: 0,0:24:29.95,0:24:30.51,Default,,0,0,0,,"Receive!"
Dialogue: 0,0:24:30.97,0:24:31.57,Default,,0,0,0,,"Spike!"
Dialogue: 0,0:24:32.06,0:24:32.57,Default,,0,0,0,,"Victory!"
Dialogue: 0,0:24:33.33,0:24:34.24,Default,,0,0,0,,"Interrogation!"
Dialogue: 0,0:24:35.75,0:24:36.42,Default,,0,0,0,,"Launch fireworks."
Dialogue: 0,0:24:37.04,0:24:37.80,Default,,0,0,0,,"Look from the side."
Dialogue: 0,0:24:38.24,0:24:39.00,Default,,0,0,0,,"Look from below."
Dialogue: 0,0:24:39.46,0:24:40.57,Default,,0,0,0,,"Look from helicopter."
Dialogue: 0,0:24:41.33,0:24:42.28,Default,,0,0,0,,"Look the them alone"
Dialogue: 0,0:24:49.37,0:24:49.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Intro.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:50.26,0:24:50.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Rise.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:51.17,0:24:51.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Climax.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:52.11,0:24:52.46,Default,,0,0,0,,End.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:52.97,0:24:54.20,Default,,0,0,0,,"Now clean my 'paintbrush'."
Dialogue: 0,0:24:57.13,0:24:59.84,Default,,0,0,0,,So calling an ex and then not saying a word...
Dialogue: 0,0:25:00.08,0:25:00.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Is also darkness?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:00.88,0:25:01.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:02.00,0:25:03.91,Default,,0,0,0,,[Seat Number 29 ; Fujiyoshi Harumi ; Likes Ears, Addicting to (BL) Pairing]
Dialogue: 0,0:25:58.11,0:25:59.82,Default,,0,0,0,,[Am I being a troublemaker to everyone around me?]
Dialogue: 0,0:26:08.77,0:26:11.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Am I being a total pain to everyone around me?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:13.02,0:26:16.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Am I being a total pain to everyone around me?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:19.82,0:26:20.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Good morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:20.91,0:26:21.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:27.22,0:26:28.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Do I...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:29.04,0:26:29.97,Default,,0,0,0,,...Stink?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:30.57,0:26:31.75,Default,,0,0,0,,No, not at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:32.02,0:26:33.15,Default,,0,0,0,,But you coughed.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:34.11,0:26:36.53,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't want be a pain, so I'll keep my distance.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:36.53,0:26:38.02,Default,,0,0,0,,But you really don't stink at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:38.53,0:26:40.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:46.13,0:26:47.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Is my head...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:48.44,0:26:49.73,Default,,0,0,0,,...get in your way?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:49.97,0:26:51.17,Default,,0,0,0,,No, not really.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:51.17,0:26:52.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry for being such a pain.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:53.26,0:26:55.44,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll put my head down so I won't be in your way.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:58.44,0:27:00.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Is my desk...
Dialogue: 0,0:27:01.08,0:27:02.20,Default,,0,0,0,,...Sticking out too far...
Dialogue: 0,0:27:02.88,0:27:04.20,Default,,0,0,0,,...And annoys you?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:05.13,0:27:07.22,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:09.28,0:27:12.17,Default,,0,0,0,,T-This is "Delusional Self-blaming Disorder", right?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:18.88,0:27:19.84,Default,,0,0,0,,T-This is...
Dialogue: 0,0:27:20.13,0:27:21.48,Default,,0,0,0,,"Delusional Self-blaming Disorder", right?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:21.75,0:27:22.75,Default,,0,0,0,,"Delusional Self-blaming Disorder"?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:23.37,0:27:24.00,Default,,0,0,0,,What is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:24.68,0:27:26.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I only heard "Delusional Self-persecution".
Dialogue: 0,0:27:26.93,0:27:29.51,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a terrible psychological disoreder.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:30.17,0:27:34.95,Default,,0,0,0,,When they watch movie, they're worried they'll blocked the view of the person behind them.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:36.17,0:27:40.28,Default,,0,0,0,,When they go to the store, they don't use small change because worried about person behind them.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:41.28,0:27:46.15,Default,,0,0,0,,At night, they rather not go to the toilet at all than waking up their neighbors.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:49.40,0:27:50.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I know what they feel.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:51.00,0:27:54.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Almost japanese people become victims of this disorder.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:56.20,0:28:00.73,Default,,0,0,0,,After WW 2, we're taught that during the war our country brought trouble for the whole world.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:00.73,0:28:03.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Japan's postwar educational system caused...
Dialogue: 0,0:28:03.51,0:28:05.40,Default,,0,0,0,,"Delusional Self-blaming Disorder"!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:05.68,0:28:09.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Self-blamers are always worry that they're making trouble for everyone like that girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:11.11,0:28:13.68,Default,,0,0,0,,By the way, I never noticed she was in our class.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:14.17,0:28:18.13,Default,,0,0,0,,I always avoiding the screen in this series because I don't want become a pain.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:18.53,0:28:22.75,Default,,0,0,0,,If I became main character, the viewers would lose interest for the series.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:23.40,0:28:25.64,Default,,0,0,0,,That's not true. It's my fault.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:26.15,0:28:29.24,Default,,0,0,0,,The reason this series unpopular is that I'm the main character.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:31.55,0:28:33.20,Default,,0,0,0,,It's all my fault!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:33.37,0:28:35.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Nami-chan has that disorder too?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:35.55,0:28:37.62,Default,,0,0,0,,"Delusional Self-blaming Disorder" is highly contagious...
Dialogue: 0,0:28:38.08,0:28:40.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Because it's also part of japanese mentality, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:43.02,0:28:45.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Like I though, my presence here causing trouble for everyone one.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:47.93,0:28:48.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:56.53,0:28:57.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Where'd she go?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:58.31,0:28:59.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Over there.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:04.31,0:29:05.66,Default,,0,0,0,,This place is...
Dialogue: 0,0:29:06.75,0:29:08.33,Default,,0,0,0,,"Crossroads of Self-blamers"!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:08.97,0:29:12.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Victims of "Delusional Self-blaming Disorder" from all over the nation gather here.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:13.42,0:29:14.17,Default,,0,0,0,,What the...
Dialogue: 0,0:29:16.75,0:29:17.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Ai-chan was found.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:18.60,0:29:20.11,Default,,0,0,0,,This shirt is so cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:21.37,0:29:22.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm so sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:23.35,0:29:26.55,Default,,0,0,0,,If I wear this then I'll ruin the brand's reputation.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:26.55,0:29:29.08,Default,,0,0,0,,It'll cause trouble for the store.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:29.17,0:29:31.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Isn't that self-blaming?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:33.13,0:29:34.86,Default,,0,0,0,,It's me the one who should apologize.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:35.31,0:29:38.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I must have done something that made feel bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:39.04,0:29:41.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Is the clerk a self-blamer?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:41.46,0:29:44.55,Default,,0,0,0,,because we're here on "Crossroads of Self-blamers".
Dialogue: 0,0:29:45.93,0:29:47.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Why don't we take a break...
Dialogue: 0,0:29:48.26,0:29:49.44,Default,,0,0,0,,On that cafe?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:50.95,0:29:56.55,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't go into a fancy cafe like that! I'd cause trouble for all the other customers.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:57.42,0:30:00.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't wanna ruin everyone else's nice time!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:01.35,0:30:03.08,Default,,0,0,0,,It's just self-blaming, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:09.84,0:30:11.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Your sandwich wasn't any good?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:12.28,0:30:15.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Was there something weird in it?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:15.55,0:30:18.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm terribly sorry! I'll make you new one right away!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:18.08,0:30:19.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course, it's on the house.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:19.91,0:30:20.69,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not you!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:21.04,0:30:23.44,Default,,0,0,0,,It's my fault that I'm a picky eater.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:24.20,0:30:25.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I apologize on behalf of the cafe.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:26.04,0:30:27.71,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it's totally my fault.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:27.71,0:30:29.86,Default,,0,0,0,,You just self-blaming yourselves, you two!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:32.20,0:30:32.80,Default,,0,0,0,,It's an accident!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:36.24,0:30:36.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(363.412,43.333)}[Deliquent]
Dialogue: 0,0:30:38.61,0:30:39.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(360,39.333)}[Playboy]
Dialogue: 0,0:30:40.04,0:30:40.75,Default,,0,0,0,,This could get ugly.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:40.95,0:30:42.06,Default,,0,0,0,,In a way.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:42.48,0:30:43.86,Default,,0,0,0,,It's my fault.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:43.86,0:30:45.57,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it's my fault.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:46.40,0:30:50.28,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't hit the brakes fast enough!
Dialogue: 1,0:30:50.28,0:30:52.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(359.432,41.333)}[Car Dealer]
Dialogue: 0,0:30:50.80,0:30:52.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Then it was my fault!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:52.37,0:30:54.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm the one who sold you a car that can't stop fast enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:54.80,0:30:55.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(361.137,42)}[Carmaker]
Dialogue: 0,0:30:55.80,0:30:59.00,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it was my fault for making the car in first place!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:59.04,0:30:59.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(356.019,44)}[Car Critic]
Dialogue: 0,0:31:00.06,0:31:03.08,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it was my fault giving it a good review in that magazine!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:05.80,0:31:07.91,Default,,0,0,0,,As expected of "Crossroads of Self-blamers".
Dialogue: 0,0:31:08.17,0:31:09.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone's self-blamer.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:11.22,0:31:12.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Are we really weighing down?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:13.53,0:31:16.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you think the japanese soccer team is weighing down the world cup games?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:17.06,0:31:20.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Are there too many asian teams competing for the cup? Are we just making trouble for the world?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:21.08,0:31:23.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, Denmark didn't even make it into the competition!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:23.84,0:31:28.51,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd say that japanese world cup team suffers from "Delusional Self-blaming Disorder".
Dialogue: 0,0:31:29.00,0:31:32.04,Default,,0,0,0,,The fullback who kicks too softly because worried he might hurt his opponent.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:33.28,0:31:37.31,Default,,0,0,0,,The forward who instead of taking a clean shot, he passes the ball because worried being a ball hog.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:39.06,0:31:43.33,Default,,0,0,0,,The player who insists on being benched because he's worried he'll bring the team down.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:44.46,0:31:48.44,Default,,0,0,0,,The coach who never benches a player because it'll trouble the referee.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:51.20,0:31:54.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Doesn't Juan Román Riquelme seem like a self-blamer too?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:54.88,0:31:57.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, he does have a very sorry look on his face.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:59.17,0:32:02.08,Default,,0,0,0,,It's sudden, but here's a personality test for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:02.84,0:32:05.71,Default,,0,0,0,,If you check 3 or more boxes then you suffer self-blaming disorder!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:06.17,0:32:08.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Never tell you've got an itch to hairdresser.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:09.53,0:32:12.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Never ask more than 2 book covers in bookstore.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:13.51,0:32:15.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Never hail a cab for just few meters.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:17.48,0:32:20.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Never leave house whenever you expecting a package.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:21.57,0:32:23.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Although you're a member of JAF (Japan Automobile Federation), you never called them.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:25.00,0:32:26.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Automatic ticket gates make you feel pressured.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:28.22,0:32:30.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Feel guilty when you win convenience store raffle.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:31.57,0:32:33.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Ask your mother to hem all your jeans.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:35.04,0:32:36.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Pressured being "Wall Circle" at Comiket.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:37.93,0:32:41.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Embarrassed to get on express line with "Anime O to" bag.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:46.84,0:32:50.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm feel like being a pain in the ass...
Dialogue: 0,0:32:51.24,0:32:52.51,Default,,0,0,0,,To whom?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:53.64,0:32:55.08,Default,,0,0,0,,The entire City of Tokyo.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:59.08,0:33:02.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Am I making trouble for the City of Tokyo?!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:02.97,0:33:06.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Am I making trouble for the City of Tokyo?!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:07.77,0:33:09.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Drinking tap water.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:10.13,0:33:11.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Befriending neighbors.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:12.11,0:33:13.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Never listening to the song "Daitokai".
Dialogue: 0,0:33:15.55,0:33:19.02,Default,,0,0,0,,I've been thinking that I've done many things that against the nature of our Capital City.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:19.97,0:33:22.82,Default,,0,0,0,,My presence here is bringing Tokyo down.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:23.91,0:33:25.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I've gotta get out of here right away!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:26.02,0:33:28.11,Default,,0,0,0,,I've gotta get as far away from Tokyo as possible.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:29.20,0:33:30.71,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:39.17,0:33:42.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Are we causing trouble for the island of Okinawa?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:42.66,0:33:44.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry that I'm not as beautiful as Yamada Yuu.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:45.20,0:33:47.73,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry that I'm not as cool as Hayami Mokomochi.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:50.02,0:33:52.53,Default,,0,0,0,,If we stay here any longer, we're gonna ruin Okinawa for everyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:52.82,0:33:54.51,Default,,0,0,0,,We've gotta go somewhere else right away!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:54.86,0:33:58.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, No matter where we go, we'll causing trouble for everyone in the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:59.20,0:34:02.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Rather, just being alive I'm causing so much troubles for our society.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:04.48,0:34:06.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Sensei !!....
Dialogue: 0,0:34:06.97,0:34:12.11,Default,,0,0,0,,[Then, the main character in this anime passed away]
Dialogue: 0,0:34:16.71,0:34:18.60,Default,,0,0,0,,It's my fault that Sensei died.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:19.28,0:34:22.22,Default,,0,0,0,,No, It's my fault that Sensei...
Dialogue: 0,0:34:22.88,0:34:25.26,Default,,0,0,0,,No, It was my fault Sensei...
Dialogue: 0,0:34:25.91,0:34:27.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Nope, it's my fault.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:28.57,0:34:29.17,Default,,0,0,0,,It's mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:29.64,0:34:30.53,Default,,0,0,0,,It's because of me.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:34.68,0:34:35.95,Default,,0,0,0,,That's enough!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:36.17,0:34:38.08,Default,,0,0,0,,It's my own fault that I died!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:38.15,0:34:39.17,Default,,0,0,0,,It's because of me.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:39.26,0:34:40.46,Default,,0,0,0,,It's all my fault.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:40.53,0:34:41.46,Default,,0,0,0,,It's my fault.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:44.13,0:34:45.57,Default,,0,0,0,,You're not dead in the end.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:46.11,0:34:50.82,Default,,0,0,0,,I think we're lucky to live in a delusional self-blaming country like Japan.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:50.93,0:34:52.91,Default,,0,0,0,,That statement will cause misunderstandings, Maria-chan.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:53.08,0:34:55.00,Default,,0,0,0,,[Seat Number 18 ; Kaga Ai ; Delusional Self-Blamer]
Dialogue: 0,0:36:32.53,0:36:35.48,Default,,0,0,0,,[I've been misunderstood my whole life because I have a mean-looking face]
Dialogue: 0,0:36:46.57,0:36:47.55,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a student of mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:53.06,0:36:54.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Ping pong dash?!
Dialogue: 1,0:36:53.06,0:36:54.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(356.588,42)}[TL Note: Ping pong dash = ding and ditch]
Dialogue: 0,0:36:57.93,0:37:00.60,Default,,0,0,0,,So it's you the one who always playing tricks on us!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:16.33,0:37:17.35,Default,,0,0,0,,I get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:17.35,0:37:19.26,Default,,0,0,0,,You didn't do it, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:20.51,0:37:25.82,Default,,0,0,0,,This mean-looking face doesn't mean you'd actually do anything mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:27.06,0:37:29.71,Default,,0,0,0,,I get it. You don't need to explain.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:29.95,0:37:33.46,Default,,0,0,0,,You've been misunderstood all your life because of the way you look, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:34.44,0:37:37.00,Default,,0,0,0,,But I don't judge people based on their looks!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:38.11,0:37:39.22,Default,,0,0,0,,What the heck?!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:42.71,0:37:44.35,Default,,0,0,0,,So it you!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:52.20,0:37:53.82,Default,,0,0,0,,What the heck are you doing!?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:53.82,0:37:56.13,Default,,0,0,0,,If it's not her, then it must have been you!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:58.28,0:37:58.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:59.46,0:38:01.73,Default,,0,0,0,,This is a case of "Excess of Evidences"!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:02.33,0:38:04.42,Default,,0,0,0,,When things seem too obvious (excess of evidences).
Dialogue: 0,0:38:05.17,0:38:07.15,Default,,0,0,0,,People tend to think there's no way it could possibly true.
Dialogue: 1,0:38:07.95,0:38:15.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(348.056,48)}[TL Note: Toupee is something like wig or hair extension. Just search in internet for details.]
Dialogue: 0,0:38:07.95,0:38:09.75,Default,,0,0,0,,For example, when a guy wearing toupee so obvious,
Dialogue: 0,0:38:09.75,0:38:12.95,Default,,0,0,0,,They tend to believe it's actually his hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:13.15,0:38:15.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Nobody would wear toupee that obvious.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:16.26,0:38:18.95,Default,,0,0,0,,When somebody looks like a typical thief,
Dialogue: 0,0:38:18.95,0:38:21.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Nobody suspects that he's actually a thief because of that!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:21.22,0:38:23.37,Default,,0,0,0,,He's dressed way too obvious to be a real thief.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:24.46,0:38:27.20,Default,,0,0,0,,When somebody tells you an obvious lie on April fool's day,
Dialogue: 0,0:38:27.20,0:38:29.62,Default,,0,0,0,,People tend that it's the truth!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:29.97,0:38:32.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I heard Hotei playing as duke in the movie version of "Death Note".
Dialogue: 0,0:38:32.55,0:38:32.97,Default,,0,0,0,,No way!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:33.93,0:38:36.91,Default,,0,0,0,,When people hear a riddle like "What kind of food that father hate?".
Dialogue: 1,0:38:36.91,0:38:41.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(361.707,58.666)}[TL Note: It's just a word play. "Papaya" = "Papa" + "Iya". "Papa" means "Father" ; Iya means "No" or "Dislike".]
Dialogue: 0,0:38:36.91,0:38:40.42,Default,,0,0,0,,They think that "Papaya" is too obvious to be the actual answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:47.13,0:38:49.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Just like a batter who passed up an easy pitch that's right over the plate.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:50.02,0:38:54.20,Default,,0,0,0,,That's why people tend to think a girl who looks mean as her couldn't do anything mean!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:54.97,0:38:59.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Humans are strange creatures! We tend to get confused when things are too obvious!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:59.75,0:39:01.11,Default,,0,0,0,,But I saw her do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:01.42,0:39:03.22,Default,,0,0,0,,This girl just as mean as she looks!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:05.31,0:39:06.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Who're you calling mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:07.82,0:39:08.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Mitama-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:11.48,0:39:15.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Sensei, you're not supposed to judge people based on how they look.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:15.71,0:39:19.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Bad kids don't necessarily look like bad kids these days, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:19.00,0:39:20.13,Default,,0,0,0,,B-But...
Dialogue: 0,0:39:20.40,0:39:23.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Even thieves wear suits nowadays.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:26.17,0:39:27.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa, she really does look mean!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:29.11,0:39:30.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you're right if I think it again...
Dialogue: 0,0:39:31.24,0:39:33.48,Default,,0,0,0,,She's probably not as mean as she looks.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:34.15,0:39:35.71,Default,,0,0,0,,The manga artist who wears a beret.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:36.26,0:39:37.97,Default,,0,0,0,,The drunk who carries around a sushi box.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:38.53,0:39:40.20,Default,,0,0,0,,The education-obsessed mother with harsh tone.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:40.73,0:39:41.86,Default,,0,0,0,,The detective with magnifying glass glued to his palm.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:42.26,0:39:43.91,Default,,0,0,0,,The martial artist who screams "Achoooo!"
Dialogue: 0,0:39:44.88,0:39:47.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Nowadays, you really don't see people who fit the old stereotypes.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:47.55,0:39:50.53,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess my eyes must be playing tricks on me.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:52.15,0:39:52.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Definitely.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:53.15,0:39:55.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Look at her playing with that dog. What a good girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:57.75,0:39:58.46,Default,,0,0,0,,So mean!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:58.68,0:39:59.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Really mean!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:00.00,0:40:01.84,Default,,0,0,0,,She's definitely mean!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:03.40,0:40:04.75,Default,,0,0,0,,No, she's not.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:06.73,0:40:08.71,Default,,0,0,0,,"The dog that wanders eventually runs into sticks."
Dialogue: 0,0:40:09.64,0:40:11.80,Default,,0,0,0,,So, she just trying to pull the stick out of the dog.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:12.17,0:40:13.80,Default,,0,0,0,,What the heck is that proverb?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:14.04,0:40:15.80,Default,,0,0,0,,You'd be surprised how many sticks that run into...
Dialogue: 0,0:40:16.15,0:40:16.71,Default,,0,0,0,,...The dogs.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:17.22,0:40:21.26,Default,,0,0,0,,A mean-looking girl like her can't possibly be mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:21.66,0:40:24.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Life just isn't that obvious these days, right...
Dialogue: 0,0:40:24.48,0:40:25.24,Default,,0,0,0,,...Kudo-kun?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:25.77,0:40:27.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, you're probably right.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:28.17,0:40:30.82,Default,,0,0,0,,A murder takes place inside a remote pension in the woods.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:31.57,0:40:33.13,Default,,0,0,0,,The one who was known to hold a grudges against victim B is...
Dialogue: 0,0:40:33.37,0:40:34.24,Default,,0,0,0,,...Suspect A.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:34.84,0:40:36.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Bloody knife is pulled from his bag.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:36.71,0:40:37.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Who's the culprit?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:42.62,0:40:43.73,Default,,0,0,0,,It can't be suspect A!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:44.02,0:40:45.73,Default,,0,0,0,,There's just too much evidences!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:45.88,0:40:46.60,Default,,0,0,0,,See?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:46.60,0:40:49.57,Default,,0,0,0,,A mean-looking girl like her couldn't possible do anything mean!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:49.57,0:40:50.73,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:52.82,0:40:53.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Where are you going?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:12.35,0:41:13.57,Default,,0,0,0,,She can't be the culprit.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:14.00,0:41:15.57,Default,,0,0,0,,There's just too much evidences.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:15.60,0:41:16.40,Default,,0,0,0,,You're right.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:18.13,0:41:20.60,Default,,0,0,0,,It's her! She hit me!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:22.17,0:41:24.40,Default,,0,0,0,,You can't judge people by how they look!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:25.00,0:41:28.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm responsible for teaching him proper discipline.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:29.13,0:41:31.71,Default,,0,0,0,,And violence is the only kind of discipline that children understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:31.93,0:41:33.33,Default,,0,0,0,,But she really hit me!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:34.46,0:41:36.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Sensei, you look like a strict educator.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:41.46,0:41:43.00,Default,,0,0,0,,She can't be the culprit.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:43.00,0:41:44.71,Default,,0,0,0,,There's just too much evidence.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:45.95,0:41:46.71,Default,,0,0,0,,This girl...
Dialogue: 0,0:41:46.71,0:41:49.73,Default,,0,0,0,,...Couldn't possibly do anything mean!
Dialogue: 0,0:42:05.71,0:42:07.15,Default,,0,0,0,,She can't be the culprit!
Dialogue: 0,0:42:07.33,0:42:09.66,Default,,0,0,0,,There's just too much evidences!
Dialogue: 0,0:42:11.86,0:42:15.93,Default,,0,0,0,,[When I like someone, I always wanna do mean things to them]
Dialogue: 0,0:42:16.02,0:42:17.97,Default,,0,0,0,,[Seat Number 30 ; Name: Mitama Mayo ; Mean-looking Girl]
Dialogue: 0,0:43:04.77,0:43:06.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Winning shopping district arcade raffle,
Dialogue: 0,0:43:06.31,0:43:08.86,Default,,0,0,0,,And got a free trip to this hot spring made me feels so lucky.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:17.11,0:43:18.86,Default,,0,0,0,,It's so peaceful.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:24.13,0:43:25.31,Default,,0,0,0,,[Peeping will be not tolerated]
Dialogue: 0,0:43:28.00,0:43:28.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:29.02,0:43:30.04,Default,,0,0,0,,It's dangerous up there!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:46.48,0:43:48.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Sensei's here.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:52.17,0:43:53.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, it's so predictable.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:53.46,0:43:55.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Just like those in manga.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:10.17,0:44:13.93,Default,,0,0,0,,"Kyaaah!" is what we should screaming instead you.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:14.66,0:44:16.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Aren't you guys embarrassed?!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:17.00,0:44:18.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, just a little bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:19.22,0:44:23.02,Default,,0,0,0,,But if it's you, I don't really care if you see me naked.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:23.02,0:44:24.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't mind too.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:24.82,0:44:25.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Me neither.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:27.57,0:44:30.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Looks like they don't even see me as a man.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:30.57,0:44:32.57,Default,,0,0,0,,I think we hurt his feeling.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:32.73,0:44:34.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you detoxing too, Sensei?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:35.06,0:44:36.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Detox?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:36.51,0:44:38.46,Default,,0,0,0,,It means getting rid of toxins.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:38.62,0:44:41.95,Default,,0,0,0,,This germanium hot spring is perfect for detoxing.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:42.02,0:44:45.46,Default,,0,0,0,,It helps remove all toxins build up inside your body.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:45.93,0:44:48.53,Default,,0,0,0,,It could remove toxins build up inside the body?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:49.73,0:44:50.57,Default,,0,0,0,,You kidding me!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:50.68,0:44:51.84,Default,,0,0,0,,You kidding me!!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:51.84,0:44:53.22,Default,,0,0,0,,You kidding me!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:53.57,0:44:56.02,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't recommend that!!...
Dialogue: 0,0:44:56.08,0:44:57.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:57.73,0:44:59.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Getting rid of toxins in your body...
Dialogue: 0,0:44:59.77,0:45:01.42,Default,,0,0,0,,...Could have terrible consequences!!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:05.24,0:45:06.73,Default,,0,0,0,,I've been here in awhile.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:06.73,0:45:08.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I bet I sweat out a lot of toxins.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:08.48,0:45:10.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Now it's time to.....
Dialogue: 0,0:45:19.22,0:45:20.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Wet suit?!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:20.86,0:45:24.13,Default,,0,0,0,,When viewers thought it's fanservice, if it's bikini I could understand but wet suit is...
Dialogue: 0,0:45:27.48,0:45:28.93,Default,,0,0,0,,She's really does seem different.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:31.46,0:45:32.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, owner!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:32.97,0:45:34.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I slipped and fell!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:35.22,0:45:37.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you okay, Miss customer?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:37.53,0:45:39.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Looks like she'll sue that old lady.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:41.53,0:45:43.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you have a band-aid?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:46.82,0:45:47.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:48.28,0:45:50.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Her "toxic" attitude is gone!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:58.31,0:45:58.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't tell me...
Dialogue: 0,0:46:00.06,0:46:02.04,Default,,0,0,0,,She sent me ordinary text message without her "toxic"!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:12.82,0:46:15.26,Default,,0,0,0,,A person's individual space is important.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:15.82,0:46:18.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Now that she's toxin free, she keep her distance from Sensei!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:21.40,0:46:22.73,Default,,0,0,0,,My wound's all healed.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:23.06,0:46:24.15,Default,,0,0,0,,It's neat and clean.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:25.62,0:46:27.28,Default,,0,0,0,,This Kopo-chan manga is interesting.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:27.93,0:46:30.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Everybody's toxin free!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:30.46,0:46:33.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Aren't you happy that everyone's finally normal.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:34.82,0:46:37.57,Default,,0,0,0,,You, even if you detoxed, you haven't changed at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:38.86,0:46:40.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe because you're normal.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:40.33,0:46:41.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't call me normal!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:41.88,0:46:42.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Look!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:42.95,0:46:45.11,Default,,0,0,0,,How dull everyone is now that they're toxin free.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:46.57,0:46:49.02,Default,,0,0,0,,My parents said I have go to college.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:49.51,0:46:52.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Going to college isn't the only choice you've got, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:46:52.51,0:46:55.44,Default,,0,0,0,,I think the important thing is to decide what you wanna study in college.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:55.71,0:46:58.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder if I can study to become veterinarian.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:58.06,0:47:00.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice, that's a great idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:01.60,0:47:03.37,Default,,0,0,0,,They just like the kids on that reality show!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:03.88,0:47:07.17,Default,,0,0,0,,If everything stay normal like this, this series... I mean the class won't last through summer.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:07.31,0:47:09.24,Default,,0,0,0,,I think it'll more popular that way.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:10.46,0:47:13.51,Default,,0,0,0,,When you remove toxins from something, it might lose its very essence.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:14.20,0:47:18.17,Default,,0,0,0,,There's all kind of toxin free stuff that sunk to the bottom of this hot spring.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:21.08,0:47:22.91,Default,,0,0,0,,This is toxin free B.J. Sensei.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:24.33,0:47:26.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Insurance, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:27.68,0:47:29.24,Default,,0,0,0,,He takes insurance!?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:29.64,0:47:30.53,Default,,0,0,0,,And that comb-over?!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:30.80,0:47:35.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Since he's toxin free, he's probably a real certified doctor now. So he has to take insurance.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:35.57,0:47:38.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Black Jack accepting insurance isn't cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:39.20,0:47:40.91,Default,,0,0,0,,If then water is too clean, there won't be any fish!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:41.20,0:47:43.42,Default,,0,0,0,,You can't just go around detoxing indiscriminately.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:43.71,0:47:45.57,Default,,0,0,0,,If insult comic Sandayuu Dokumamushi were toxin free...
Dialogue: 0,0:47:45.57,0:47:47.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Ma'am, please be careful on the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:47.84,0:47:48.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Um.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:48.24,0:47:49.40,Default,,0,0,0,,He'd be totally boring.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:49.86,0:47:51.80,Default,,0,0,0,,If that mean fashion critic Piiko detoxed...
Dialogue: 0,0:47:51.82,0:47:53.11,Default,,0,0,0,,You look amazing!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:53.11,0:47:54.57,Default,,0,0,0,,He'd even compliment Hide-chan's outfit.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:55.26,0:47:58.55,Default,,0,0,0,,If Akihabara detoxed it would just be a boring town full of electronics stores.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:58.95,0:48:00.55,Default,,0,0,0,,If that psychic Hosoki detoxed...
Dialogue: 0,0:48:00.55,0:48:02.55,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm guessing your sign is...
Dialogue: 0,0:48:02.55,0:48:04.75,Default,,0,0,0,,She'd be more delicate and more vague when telling fortunes.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:05.04,0:48:06.93,Default,,0,0,0,,If comedian guitar samurai detoxed...
Dialogue: 0,0:48:06.93,0:48:10.11,Default,,0,0,0,,He's just too cute to play a bad guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:10.26,0:48:12.35,Default,,0,0,0,,He'd be exactly as he is now!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:13.44,0:48:16.33,Default,,0,0,0,,If everything and everyone was detoxed, just think what would happen!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:17.46,0:48:19.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Owner, could you prepare dinner for these girls?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:20.06,0:48:21.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Use extra preservatives and additives.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:42.88,0:48:44.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone's back to normal.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:46.28,0:48:49.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Why don't you also try detoxing, Sensei?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:50.60,0:48:53.08,Default,,0,0,0,,You will feel much better.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:09.51,0:49:13.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Sensei... This is all that's left of him after detoxing...
Dialogue: 0,0:49:20.20,0:49:22.66,Default,,0,0,0,,His whole body was made ups of toxins.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:23.80,0:49:26.17,Default,,0,0,0,,SENSEI !!!...
Dialogue: 0,0:49:37.82,0:49:42.51,Default,,0,0,0,,To mother earth, the human race is nothing but a toxin.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:46.15,0:49:48.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Wanna detox?
Dialogue: 0,0:49:53.13,0:49:57.55,Default,,0,0,0,,[Stains and poisoning]
Dialogue: 0,0:49:57.62,0:49:59.55,Default,,0,0,0,,[Toxic-Free Chiri-Chan]
Dialogue: 0,0:50:02.06,0:50:04.11,Default,,0,0,0,,That'll be 1,260 Yen.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:05.53,0:50:07.04,Default,,0,0,0,,My share is 630 Yen...
Dialogue: 0,0:50:07.17,0:50:08.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Just give me 600 Yen.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:09.53,0:50:10.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\fscx93\fscy252\pos(360,250.001)}[TL Note: There are some bonus stories (already subbed) after ED, please don't just skip them]
Dialogue: 0,0:51:44.48,0:51:45.53,Default,,0,0,0,,[Tom Sawyer's Rant]
Dialogue: 0,0:51:45.53,0:51:50.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Tom is told by Aunt Polly to erase the political message he wrote on the wall as a rant to a particular group.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:50.22,0:51:55.51,Default,,0,0,0,,He tried to trick his friend into helping him, said "It's fun, It's fun." The smell of the paint made him feel really happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:55.51,0:52:02.00,Default,,0,0,0,,And said "It's fun, It's fun." Then, the heroine appeared, "I'm Becky". "Speaking of which, Becky's full name is Rebecca Thatcher, seems to be a very strong name."
Dialogue: 0,0:52:02.00,0:52:04.00,Default,,0,0,0,,"This more serious than that, Tom." "You- "
Dialogue: 0,0:52:19.06,0:52:20.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(350.9,135.333)}[Weekly Sayonara Zetsubou-Sensei Criticism]
Dialogue: 0,0:52:21.31,0:52:22.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Good morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:23.04,0:52:31.04,Default,,0,0,0,,In this program, we will responding opinions and critics from the viewers of "Sayonara Zetsubou-Sensei".
Dialogue: 0,0:52:31.31,0:52:32.95,Default,,0,0,0,,This is the first letter.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:32.95,0:52:36.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Here is an opinion by P.N. : "Sayonara 100 Kin Tenchou-san" from Gifu.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:37.26,0:52:39.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Regarding the newly designated seiyuu (voice actor),
Dialogue: 0,0:52:39.75,0:52:41.53,Default,,0,0,0,,MAEDAX G is the best!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:41.55,0:52:44.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Not only following the manga's storyline, but also trying create new original story.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:44.20,0:52:47.53,Default,,0,0,0,,For example, talking about radio broadcast of cherry blossoms and making it a hopeless thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:47.73,0:52:49.57,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not interested in ordinary despair!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:49.95,0:52:51.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks for your thoughts.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:52.08,0:52:56.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Chief Animation Director, Yamamura Hirotaka would like to give a positive response to this thought.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:57.33,0:53:01.77,Default,,0,0,0,,In the process of producing "Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei" we have attempted to incorporate all your thoughts.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:01.97,0:53:04.80,Default,,0,0,0,,And hope that you will continue to be helpful in the future projects.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:05.60,0:53:07.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's move on the next letter.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:07.46,0:53:09.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Here's a thought by P.N. : "Mayutan-san"
Dialogue: 0,0:53:10.02,0:53:11.73,Default,,0,0,0,,DVDs aren't selling, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:12.13,0:53:13.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks for your thoughts.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:14.20,0:53:17.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Responding to this, Representative Director of SHAFT, Kubota Mitsutoshi said:
Dialogue: 0,0:53:17.53,0:53:21.68,Default,,0,0,0,,There are many works in the world, including the dubbed version of "Dog Day Afternoon".
Dialogue: 0,0:53:21.68,0:53:23.97,Default,,0,0,0,,So please buy that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:24.37,0:53:27.22,Default,,0,0,0,,We don't have time to read all the letters we've received on the air,
Dialogue: 0,0:53:27.44,0:53:29.75,Default,,0,0,0,,But here's a sampling of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:30.11,0:53:31.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Will it come out at any time?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:31.42,0:53:32.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Please put out "Teppei Koike".
Dialogue: 0,0:53:32.97,0:53:34.24,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't have to be impatient.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:34.28,0:53:35.44,Default,,0,0,0,,It's about time for "Pani Poni"
Dialogue: 0,0:53:35.44,0:53:37.88,Default,,0,0,0,,And many thoughts like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:38.28,0:53:40.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you all so much for your thoughts.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:41.53,0:53:45.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Having considering your thoughts,
Dialogue: 0,0:53:45.08,0:53:48.06,Default,,0,0,0,,We would like to use them in further production.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:48.66,0:53:51.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Please continue support "Sayonara Zetsubou-Sensei".
Dialogue: 0,0:54:44.37,0:54:45.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Oi, oi, everyone!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:45.48,0:54:48.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Although the anime has ended,
Dialogue: 0,0:54:48.24,0:54:49.66,Default,,0,0,0,,We still need do our best.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:50.15,0:54:53.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Aren't you wearing that t-shirt because you're also unmotivated.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:54.46,0:54:55.75,Default,,0,0,0,,This is a handed over shirt.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:56.24,0:54:59.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it's true that the anime has ended and we lose tension because of that, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:55:01.15,0:55:03.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Unfortunately, life still continued...
Dialogue: 0,0:55:05.04,0:55:10.02,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel not doing anything after anime's last episode aired.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:10.35,0:55:14.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Then I realized it's hard to motivated myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:14.42,0:55:17.82,Default,,0,0,0,,At least, if there's an interesting event happening...
Dialogue: 0,0:55:17.97,0:55:19.02,Default,,0,0,0,,It can't be done.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:19.37,0:55:21.13,Default,,0,0,0,,You just need do your best.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:22.60,0:55:24.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't. I'm lazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:24.37,0:55:30.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, that's right if there's a big event that might increase our motivation.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:30.31,0:55:32.51,Default,,0,0,0,,How to increase our tension?
Dialogue: 0,0:55:33.17,0:55:34.51,Default,,0,0,0,,How about game?
Dialogue: 0,0:55:34.95,0:55:35.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Game?
Dialogue: 0,0:55:38.68,0:55:42.40,Default,,0,0,0,,They call it an ambitious plan that incorporates all the element of the game is a new sensation.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:42.42,0:55:44.57,Default,,0,0,0,,However, the impression for all of that was gone halfway.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:44.57,0:55:46.06,Default,,0,0,0,,If you're a fan of original series, you might buy it.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:46.26,0:55:50.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Solving mystery mini-game was interesting, but I don't feel the need for this game.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:50.06,0:55:51.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Dissatisfaction remains in game's operability.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:51.60,0:55:52.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Just few people might like the characters.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:52.86,0:55:56.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Romance simulation is not moe enough, and I'm not sure what I want to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:56.77,0:55:58.55,Default,,0,0,0,,It's also packed with various things, but it's not that interesting.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:58.75,0:56:00.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Is there any other way to increase tension?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:01.40,0:56:02.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Then, how about drama?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:04.06,0:56:05.13,Default,,0,0,0,,"It's hopeless!"
Dialogue: 0,0:56:05.35,0:56:05.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Drama?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:05.82,0:56:06.91,Default,,0,0,0,,"Everything make me fall.."
Dialogue: 0,0:56:06.91,0:56:08.33,Default,,0,0,0,,"...Into despair!!"
Dialogue: 0,0:56:12.35,0:56:13.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Anime comic?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:13.86,0:56:15.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Bus advertisement illustration?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:15.66,0:56:17.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Drinks advertisement poster?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:17.46,0:56:18.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Name for horse racing's horse?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:19.08,0:56:20.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Amusement park attraction?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:21.15,0:56:21.91,Default,,0,0,0,,A named bridge?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:22.46,0:56:25.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Name for an arabian oil company?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:28.06,0:56:31.50,Default,,0,0,0,,It seems like drama and events are impossible to be done.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:31.93,0:56:35.48,Default,,0,0,0,,We must look for a realistic way to increase our tension.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:35.82,0:56:38.22,Default,,0,0,0,,If it's for increase tension, there's a way.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:38.53,0:56:39.73,Default,,0,0,0,,What it is?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:42.31,0:56:45.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Create an incident that caused this manga goes viral.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:48.64,0:56:50.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's increase the tension!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:51.44,0:56:53.40,Default,,0,0,0,,That's too much tension, Chiri-chan.