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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.03,0:00:57.70,Kill_Quest_Header,Sign,0,0,0,,{\c&H0E1E62&\t(26,108,1 \alpha&HFF&)\t(316,400,1 \c&H91C0DF&\alpha&H00&\t(484,984,1 \c&H0E1E62&))}Capture Quest
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.07,0:00:57.70,Kill_Quest_Body,Sign,0,0,0,,{\fad(610,1)}Collect Migrating Tuna
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.70,0:00:59.16,sign_1360_3_Quest_Failed,Sign,0,0,0,,{\t(24,65,1 \c&H253EF1&)\t(66,106,1 \c&H2884F1&)\t(316,857,1 \c&H0A2969&)}Quest Failed
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.16,0:01:05.16,Konosuba_Main,Customer 1,0,0,0,,Did you hear? Starting next year,\Nthere won't be any more tuna.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.16,0:01:08.92,Konosuba_Main,Customer 2,0,0,0,,Some crazy mage screwed \Nup the entire landscape.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.24,0:01:12.37,Konosuba_Main,Customer 3,0,0,0,,I always look forward to tuna season...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.07,0:01:14.20,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Zero points.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.20,0:01:18.33,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,What?! Come on, today's Explosion magic \Nwas worth at least worth 120 points!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.33,0:01:20.35,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,It was worth nothing, \Nand that's being generous!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.71,0:01:25.10,Konosuba_Flashback,Megumin,0,0,0,,{\an8}—sion!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.93,0:01:23.36,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,You let loose an Explosion \Nbecause you thought
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.36,0:01:25.10,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,a monster was going to take our tuna?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.10,0:01:27.25,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,What's the point if you blow up the fish, too?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.00,0:01:28.90,Konosuba_Flashback,Megumin,0,0,0,,{\an8}—sion!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.25,0:01:29.85,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Would it kill you to learn some \Nother advanced magic already?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.09,0:01:32.27,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,Kazuma, that's going too far.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.46,0:01:33.77,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,You reek of fish.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.08,0:01:39.78,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,As soon as we got on the water,\N they were gnawing on you!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.78,0:01:42.65,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Hey, are we in debt again now?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.65,0:01:43.85,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,What are we gonna do?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.85,0:01:45.91,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,I don't wanna work part-time anymore!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.84,0:01:49.33,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,The arch priest who makes everything a pain.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.93,0:01:52.34,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,The arch wizard who makes \Neverything go to waste.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.77,0:01:55.34,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,And the crusader who makes \Neverything smell like wild game.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.60,0:02:00.30,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,It seems my adventure with these useless \Ncomrades is headed for its climax!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.30,0:02:03.60,Konosuba_Main,Lady Adventurer 31,0,0,0,,Isn't stealing underwear \Nthe only thing he's good at?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.02,0:02:07.78,Konosuba_Main,Lady Adventurer 1B,0,0,0,,He's the kind of scumbag who'd dropkick \Na woman without a second thought!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.78,0:02:12.37,Konosuba_Main,Lady Adventurer 1B,0,0,0,,Scumzuma! Scumzuma! Scumzuma!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.37,0:02:14.18,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,If this was an anime or a video game,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.18,0:02:16.86,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I'd probably have some \Nromantic interests by now...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.73,0:02:24.62,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Hey, it's Yunyun. \NWhat's got you so looking so intense?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.21,0:02:27.65,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,K-Kazuma-san...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.65,0:02:28.44,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Uh, yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.44,0:02:30.37,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,I... I...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.56,0:02:33.88,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,I want to have your baby!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.35,0:02:37.82,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,And thus begins my popular phase!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.34,0:02:46.14,Konosuba_Show_Title2,Title card translation,0,0,0,,{\fad(655,1)\fs24\c&H6900D2&\bord4\3a&HFF&\t(1530,2900,1 \3a&H00&)}God's {\c&H0781E7&}Blessing {\c&H0F135A&}on {\c&H6900D2&}this {\c&H0781E7&}Wonderful {\c&H0F135A&}World{\c&H6900D2&}!\N{\c&H152773&}Legend of Crimson
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.34,0:02:46.14,Konosuba_Show_Title2,Title card translation,0,0,0,,{\fad(655,1)\frz29.37\pos(66.666,26)\fs18\c&HFFFFFF&\bord4\3c&H6B00D5&}The Movie
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.85,0:02:50.81,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Ow!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.99,0:02:53.02,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Why'd you scratch me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.28,0:02:56.30,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Could you say that again for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.78,0:03:00.28,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,I-I said I want to have a baby with you!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.19,0:03:04.03,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I've always wanted to start with a daughter...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.03,0:03:07.49,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,N-No! The first child has to be a boy!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.84,0:03:10.01,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I thought she was on the meek side,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.01,0:03:12.42,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,but she actually knows how to speak her mind!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.42,0:03:14.54,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,What is wrong with you, Yunyun?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.54,0:03:17.30,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,{\an8}Stop! Chomusuke!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.09,0:03:17.30,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,Do you realize what kind of man he is?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.30,0:03:18.86,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,You need to snap out of it!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.86,0:03:20.28,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,What in the world's gotten into you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.28,0:03:24.76,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,If Kazuma and I don't have a baby, \Nthe world will... And the Devil King...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.04,0:03:26.26,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,The Devil King?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.71,0:03:29.08,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I see. The fate of the world, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.08,0:03:32.39,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,It's all right, dear. You can leave \Nthe world and the Devil King to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.94,0:03:35.04,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Once we have this baby,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.04,0:03:38.71,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,the Devil King will be dealt with \Nand the world saved, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.71,0:03:41.90,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,How could I possibly refuse someone in need?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.19,0:03:46.45,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,B-But you always try to get out \Nof monster extermination quests!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.45,0:03:47.53,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Seriously!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.53,0:03:49.29,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Shut it!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.19,0:03:52.87,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Keep your noses out of our \Nrelationship, got it?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.87,0:03:55.67,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I'm finally in my popular phase! So buzz off!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.42,0:03:57.89,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,He's mad at {\i1}us{\i0}?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.89,0:04:00.59,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,But if an acquaintance of mine is \Ngetting involved with a shady guy,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.59,0:04:02.09,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,it's only natural that I'd speak up!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.40,0:04:03.69,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,C-Calm down, everyone!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.69,0:04:06.44,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,I'm sorry! This is my fault!\NPlease, just calm down!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.44,0:04:08.21,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Wonderful! Magnificent!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.21,0:04:10.62,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,For the first time ever, \NI'm glad I came to this world!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.62,0:04:13.92,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,And what is with you two? \NDo you secretly like me or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.92,0:04:17.04,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Are you jealous because of my \Nromantic developments with Yunyun?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.04,0:04:19.61,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Then you should've just \Nsaid so, you tsundere duo!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.77,0:04:21.45,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,{\an8}How dare you?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.33,0:04:22.53,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Megumin, the Crimson Demon Village...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.45,0:04:24.78,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,{\an8}Why would anyone be jealous about that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.91,0:04:24.78,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,The Crimson Demon Village \Nis going to be wiped out!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.78,0:04:25.77,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,You must think—
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.40,0:04:27.91,Konosuba_Main,Multi,0,0,0,,KONOSUBA!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.00,0:04:31.24,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Your tea.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.24,0:04:33.58,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Th-Thank you...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.21,0:04:38.00,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Now, what exactly is going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.16,0:04:41.15,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,I got this letter from my father...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.53,0:04:46.82,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,"By the time you receive this letter,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.82,0:04:50.21,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I will surely have passed on."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.04,0:04:57.75,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,It says the Crimson Demon Village is \Nunder attack by the Devil King's forces.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.60,0:05:02.73,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,"A fortune-teller saw a future where \Nthe village would be devastated...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.73,0:05:05.58,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,But they also saw a light of hope.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.58,0:05:09.38,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,That light was the only survivor of \Nthe Crimson Demons, Yunyun."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.95,0:05:12.42,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,How is she the only survivor?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.42,0:05:13.97,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Forget that, just keep reading!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.97,0:05:15.71,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,But what happened to me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.15,0:05:19.47,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,"As the only survivor,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.47,0:05:23.34,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,she would meet a certain man \Nin the town of beginners.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.34,0:05:26.94,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,This man, though unremarkable \Nand with no special power,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.94,0:05:29.40,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,will become her spouse."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.99,0:05:31.76,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Why'd you look at me after reading that?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.00,0:05:35.50,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,And was that seriously all it \Ntook to convince you it was me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.50,0:05:37.47,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,"Then, as time passes,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.47,0:05:41.44,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,the son born to her and this \Nman would go on a journey.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.69,0:05:43.87,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,But the boy did not know...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.87,0:05:47.95,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,that he would be the one to avenge \Nhis clan and slay the Devil King..."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.63,0:05:53.12,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,O-Our little boy's gonna beat the Devil King?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.12,0:05:54.39,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,Wait a second, Kazuma!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.39,0:05:56.21,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Hey, that doesn't work for me!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.21,0:05:58.12,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,That seriously isn't gonna cut it!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.12,0:06:00.30,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,I can't wait that long!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.30,0:06:02.68,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,I want the Devil King defeated\N as soon as possible!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.68,0:06:05.56,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Do you really expect me to \Nwait until your kid grows up?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.56,0:06:07.21,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Can't we wrap this up in three years or so?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.21,0:06:10.01,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Because if not, then I want you \Nto forget about this prophecy!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.59,0:06:13.78,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,You seriously want a toddler \Nto take on the Devil King?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.78,0:06:17.72,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Our village has very skilled \Nfortune-tellers. So...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.19,0:06:21.17,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I understand. In that case, \Nyou can count on me.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.17,0:06:22.77,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,It's to save the world. It must be done.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.77,0:06:24.57,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,I-I can't believe you!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.57,0:06:28.60,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,You're usually so wishy-washy! \NWhy the sudden streak of manliness?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.60,0:06:30.40,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,{\an8}Shut up! Stop talking, boobs!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.47,0:06:32.19,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,"Heroic Tales of the \NCrimson Demons, Chapter 1."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.40,0:06:31.89,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,{\an8}Boobs?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.89,0:06:34.53,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,{\an8}It's just having a kid! \NOr is that a crime now?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.66,0:06:34.53,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,"Written by Arue."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.40,0:06:41.97,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Arue, you dummy!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.97,0:06:42.79,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Wait, what does that mean?! Explain!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.79,0:06:45.44,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,What happens to my kid?! What do I do?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.44,0:06:47.80,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Do I strip here? Or in my room?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.47,0:06:52.05,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Arue is a classmate of ours from the \Nvillage who wants to be an author.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.30,0:06:54.60,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,So it was just a story, then...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.38,0:06:57.18,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,But what about that first letter?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.52,0:06:59.93,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I believe this one is genuine.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.89,0:07:03.34,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,The Crimson Demons have \Nbeen a thorn in the side
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.34,0:07:05.49,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,of the Devil King's army for a long time.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.82,0:07:09.17,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Wait, hold up! What do I do about \Nmy masculine obligation now?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.17,0:07:10.02,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Hey, Yunyun?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.02,0:07:12.60,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Aren't we supposed to start a \Nbittersweet relationship now?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.60,0:07:13.83,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,You are not!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.83,0:07:16.34,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,Megumin, why are you so calm about this?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.34,0:07:18.89,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,Aren't you worried about \Nyour family and classmates?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.89,0:07:20.33,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Th-That's right!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.33,0:07:22.39,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,What should we do, Megumin?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.39,0:07:25.83,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,The Crimson Demons are feared \Nby the Devil King for a reason.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.83,0:07:29.10,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I have a hard time believing our \Nvillage will go down without a fight.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.53,0:07:33.24,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Besides, as long as the chief's \Ndaughter, Yunyun, is safe,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.24,0:07:37.14,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,we won't die out, even if \Nthe village is destroyed.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.14,0:07:39.54,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,So we need only think of it in these terms:
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.66,0:07:45.51,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,"Our friends from the village will \Nalways live on... in our hearts."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.51,0:07:48.12,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Megumin, you monster!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.36,0:07:50.53,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,KONOSU—bahck!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.74,0:07:52.78,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,I am so, so sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.50,0:07:55.83,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,H-Hey, it's no big deal.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.83,0:07:57.41,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,But what are you gonna do?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.41,0:08:00.39,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Well, I think I'll head back to the village.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.39,0:08:04.04,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,I have... f-friends... there.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.34,0:08:08.29,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,She sure hesitated to use \Nthe word "friends" there.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.48,0:08:10.13,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Everyone, if you'll excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.29,0:08:29.82,Konosuba_Main,Wiz,0,0,0,,Teleporting?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.40,0:08:33.07,Konosuba_Main,Wiz,0,0,0,,You need me to send you near \Nthe Crimson Demon Village, then?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.07,0:08:36.06,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Yeah, the tsundere here feels homesick.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.06,0:08:38.34,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Wh-Who are you calling a tsundere?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.34,0:08:40.28,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,Well, look who it is!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.28,0:08:41.92,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,The man with the easiest-to-level class,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.92,0:08:44.19,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,who somehow still manages \Nto be under-leveled!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.19,0:08:48.16,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,The girl who's been useless as of late, \Nexcept at calling in familial favors!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.16,0:08:50.97,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,The small-time priest who's \Noverflowing with obnoxious light,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.97,0:08:54.80,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,and the girl from the joke race who \Ncan only use joke magic! Welcome, all!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.01,0:08:56.75,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,I was actually hoping to run into you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.75,0:08:59.30,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,I've drawn up our little contract.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.65,0:09:01.50,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,You're really gonna go \Nthrough with this, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.50,0:09:02.73,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,But of course!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.73,0:09:07.25,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,I'll buy the rights to Satou Kazuma's intellectual \Nproperty library for 300 million eris.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.25,0:09:08.56,Konosuba_Main,Satou,0,0,0,,O-Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.88,0:09:12.98,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,That said, my debt-ridden fellow, \Nthe deal hasn't been completed yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.41,0:09:11.17,Konosuba_Main,Wiz,0,0,0,,{\an8}Here you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.29,0:09:12.98,Konosuba_Main,Wiz,0,0,0,,{\an8}Drink up.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.91,0:09:18.09,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,I haven't settled on a craftsman to \Nbuild the products you've dreamed up.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.09,0:09:19.66,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Hey, man!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.17,0:09:24.00,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,Hands off the merchandise, \Nyou walking blight!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.22,0:09:26.56,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Excuse me?! I thought the \Ncustomer was always right!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.56,0:09:29.02,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,And I'm a goddess, so I'm extra right!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.02,0:09:31.88,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,So show me the respect a goddess deserves!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.88,0:09:33.66,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,How dare you try and lecture me
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.66,0:09:36.35,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,after damaging my merchandise, \Nyou poverty-stricken goddess?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.35,0:09:39.01,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,Wiz, transport them out of here immediately!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.01,0:09:40.51,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,So irritating!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.73,0:09:43.77,Konosuba_Main,Wiz,0,0,0,,Okay, I'll send you to the vicinity \Nof the Crimson Demon Village now.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.33,0:09:46.65,Konosuba_Main,Wiz,0,0,0,,I wish you a wonderful \Njourney and experience.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.73,0:09:48.91,Konosuba_Main,Wiz,0,0,0,,Teleport!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.17,0:09:52.20,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,We're off!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.31,0:09:59.03,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.57,0:10:01.75,Konosuba_Main,Wiz,0,0,0,,Isn't the Crimson Demon Village near...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.58,0:10:14.05,Kill_Quest_Body2,Sign,0,0,0,,{\fad(195,1)\an8\fs36\c&H3080F2&\3c&H1D36A9&}Emergency quest!!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.29,0:10:14.05,Kill_Quest_Body,Sign,0,0,0,,{\fad(1237,1)\3c&H020503&\bord3\shad0\pos(320,200)}Survive! Defend yourselves!!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.05,0:10:21.55,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Where the hell did you teleport us, Wiz?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.69,0:10:29.37,Konosuba_Main,Orc 3,0,0,0,,Hold it right there!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.37,0:10:32.81,Konosuba_Main,Orc 1,0,0,0,,Hey there, handsome! \NWanna have some fun with me?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.20,0:10:36.32,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Why is there a mob of lady orcs?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.32,0:10:40.08,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Kazuma, there aren't any \Nmale orcs left in the world!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.08,0:10:43.32,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,They were wiped out ages ago!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.32,0:10:45.37,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,And on the rare occasion that one is born,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.37,0:10:48.92,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,they're usually overworked by the females \Nand die before they can fully mature!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.92,0:10:52.79,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,The surviving female orcs are known \Nfor capturing males of other races,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.79,0:10:55.85,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,dragging them back to their communities, \Nand doing all kinds of crazy stuff to them!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.85,0:10:58.76,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,They're natural-born predators of men!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.76,0:11:01.66,Konosuba_Main,Orc 1,0,0,0,,Come spend a few days in our village \Nand you'll have a harem, baby!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.66,0:11:04.10,Konosuba_Main,Orc 1,0,0,0,,We'll give you a taste of heaven on earth!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.10,0:11:06.68,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,No, thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.68,0:11:09.77,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I just turned down a lady's \Ninvitation for the first time!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.28,0:11:12.89,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,Wait! Orcs are supposed to be the \Nnatural predators of lady knights!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.89,0:11:17.30,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,Male orcs! Renowned for their libido, \Nattacking women the second they see them!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.30,0:11:18.50,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,They're all dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.91,0:11:23.24,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Darkness!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.55,0:11:26.28,Konosuba_Main,Orc 1,0,0,0,,I'm gonna have your babies!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.28,0:11:27.97,Konosuba_Main,Orc 2,0,0,0,,No, me!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.97,0:11:32.05,Konosuba_Main,Orc 3,0,0,0,,I think I'd like a son first! \NAnd then 60 boys, and 40 girls!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.05,0:11:33.70,Konosuba_Main,Orc 3,0,0,0,,We'll move into a white house by the sea
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.70,0:11:35.92,Konosuba_Main,Orc 3,0,0,0,,and spend every day all over each other!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.17,0:11:40.17,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Let me go! I just wanna go home!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.18,0:11:45.18,Konosuba_Main,Both,0,0,0,,Kazuma!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.20,0:11:49.19,Konosuba_Main,Orc 3,0,0,0,,Okay, this won't take long!\NJust close your eyes!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.19,0:11:52.69,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Save me, Megumin! Do the thing! \NThe thing you always do!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.98,0:11:54.94,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I can't use it at this range!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.15,0:11:57.57,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Darkness, stop being depressed!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.83,0:11:59.82,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Can we talk?! Let's talk!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.82,0:12:02.09,Konosuba_Main,Orc 3,0,0,0,,Pillow talk?! I'd love to!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.09,0:12:06.32,Konosuba_Main,Orc 3,0,0,0,,Go ahead and tell me all the dirtiest \Nfantasies you've kept bottled up!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.69,0:12:10.33,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,P-Please stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.77,0:12:14.49,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Wait, your name! I don't even \Nknow your name or age yet!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.49,0:12:17.06,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,This might be my first time!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.06,0:12:19.17,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Can we maybe start with introductions?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.17,0:12:21.34,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I'm Satou Kazuma!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.34,0:12:25.09,Konosuba_Main,Orc 3,0,0,0,,I'm Swatti the orc, and \NI'm a sweet 16-year-old!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.09,0:12:27.96,Konosuba_Main,Orc 3,0,0,0,,Now, how about you introduce me \Nto what you've got down here?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.96,0:12:31.07,Konosuba_Main,Orc 3,0,0,0,,Let me meet your big little boy!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.26,0:12:35.27,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,But he's so shy!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.27,0:12:38.73,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,We made our introductions, so could \Nwe call it a wrap for today?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.05,0:12:42.24,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,{\an8}Aqua! Aqua, save me!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.26,0:12:42.24,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Bottomless Swamp!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.62,0:12:49.49,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Orcs who live near the Crimson Demon Village!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.24,0:12:53.58,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,I'm willing to overlook this \Nbecause we're neighbors!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.58,0:12:55.50,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Now, begone!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.50,0:12:58.42,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Yunyun! It's Yunyun!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.27,0:13:01.18,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Kazuma!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.18,0:13:02.63,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Kazuma-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.60,0:13:12.67,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Yunyun! Oh, Yunyun!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.67,0:13:14.02,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Thank you so much!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.02,0:13:16.49,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,It's all right, don't worry.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.49,0:13:20.02,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Um... Y-You're covering my robe in snot!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.07,0:13:26.03,sign_19207_248_Quest_Failed,Sign,0,0,0,,{\blur3\bord1.5\3a&H88&\1a&H44&}Quest Failed
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.23,0:13:26.03,Kill_Quest_Body,Sign,0,0,0,,{\shad0\an5\pos(320,220)\c&H04007D&\3c&HCAEAEB&\blur3\fscx2\t(29,445,1 \fscx100)}Kazuma was psychologically scarred
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.23,0:13:26.03,Kill_Quest_Body,Sign,0,0,0,,{\shad0\an5\pos(320,220)\c&H000000&\3c&HCAEAEB&\bord0\clip(140,225,534,240)\fscx2\t(29,445,1 \fscx100)}Kazuma was psychologically scarred
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.32,0:13:26.03,Konosuba_Main,Sign,0,0,0,,{\fad(440,1)\c&H96BACB&\3c&H0B0B1B&\fs12\shad0\pos(320,335)}Orc (♀)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.01,0:13:31.58,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,There, there. \NThat was scary, wasn't it, Kazuma?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.58,0:13:34.27,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,You're okay now, though. It's all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.27,0:13:37.59,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,What exactly happened \Nwhile I was passed out?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.00,0:13:40.26,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,We only just started this journey.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.26,0:13:42.13,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I am so grateful, Yunyun.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.28,0:13:47.34,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,To be specific, from now on, if anyone \Nasks me, "Who do you look up to?"
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.34,0:13:50.27,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I'm going to answer "Yunyun!" right away.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.27,0:13:52.05,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,P-Please don't do that!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.05,0:13:54.59,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,It almost sounds sarcastic!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.59,0:13:57.23,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,What are you all doing here, anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.23,0:14:00.60,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Megumin, were you worried \Nabout the village after all?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.02,0:14:04.15,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I just remembered some \Nbusiness I had back home.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.15,0:14:05.80,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,You just won't admit it!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.80,0:14:08.33,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,You really are worried about everyone!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.33,0:14:09.41,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Aren't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.70,0:14:13.91,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Kazuma, would you like to hear an \Nembarrassing secret about Yunyun?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.26,0:14:19.96,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,We Crimson Demons are born with \Na tattoo somewhere on our bodies.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.96,0:14:23.88,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,And in the case of Yunyun, \Nif you can believe it...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.88,0:14:25.56,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Hey, cut it out!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.56,0:14:28.09,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,How do you even know where my tattoo is?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.09,0:14:31.19,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,You can't use your joke Explosion \Nmagic around here, anyway!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.19,0:14:33.89,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,So I can easily restrain you if I have to!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.29,0:14:36.50,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Aqua, I need support magic.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.50,0:14:38.59,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I think this girl needs to \Nbe taught a painful lesson.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.59,0:14:41.56,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Y-You coward! \NYou never play fair, Megumin!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.56,0:14:43.15,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Never once, ever!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.38,0:14:47.40,Konosuba_Main,S. Goblin,0,0,0,,Hey, over here! I hear human voices!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.16,0:14:55.49,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Do you suppose they're with \Nthe Devil King's army?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.49,0:14:58.91,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,This is because of your short \Ntemper and shouting, Yunyun!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.14,0:15:01.62,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,But Megumin, you've got \Na shorter fuse than me!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.62,0:15:03.27,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Say that again!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.27,0:15:06.83,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,Enough, you two! \NIf you're too loud, they'll find us.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.83,0:15:09.17,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,Kazuma, say something!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.33,0:15:12.68,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Hey, who gives a damn?! \NTell me where Yunyun's tattoo is!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.90,0:15:15.93,Konosuba_Main,S. Goblin,0,0,0,,Found them! They're over here! \NThey were hiding in the bushes!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.93,0:15:19.34,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,What in the world is wrong with you?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.68,0:15:21.69,Konosuba_Main,S. Goblin,0,0,0,,There's even some Crimson Demon brats!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.13,0:15:35.88,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Well, if it isn't a bunch of discount,\N wannabe demons!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.88,0:15:37.06,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Oh, my!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.06,0:15:39.69,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,What might a bunch of ogre-looking wash-outs
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.69,0:15:42.98,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,who couldn't even cut it as \Nlesser demons want with us?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.37,0:15:48.38,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Look, I'll let you walk away \Nthis one time, so scram.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.38,0:15:49.59,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Go on, get!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.09,0:15:54.71,Konosuba_Main,S. Goblin,0,0,0,,Hey, priest lady, what gives?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.71,0:15:58.16,Konosuba_Main,S. Goblin,0,0,0,,The Crimson Demons put us through hell,\N and you've got two of them!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.16,0:16:00.94,Konosuba_Main,S. Goblin,0,0,0,,You really think we're \Ngonna just let them walk?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.43,0:16:05.68,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I seem to recall you saying \Nmy magic is a joke.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.68,0:16:09.36,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Perhaps I should remind you \Nof just how serious it can be.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.22,0:16:13.86,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,W-Wait a second... You're not gonna...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.86,0:16:17.37,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Explosion!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.38,0:16:27.63,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Did you see that?! \NMy ultimate spell, Explosion magic!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.63,0:16:30.14,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Well, would you still call that a joke spell?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.14,0:16:33.63,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,How about it, Kazuma?! \NWhat score would you give that Explosion?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.63,0:16:35.78,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,You get negative 90 points!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.78,0:16:39.26,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,What now?! Because we're in no \Ncondition to carry you away now!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.81,0:16:42.31,Konosuba_Main,S. Goblin,0,0,0,,H-H-Holy crap, that was scary...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.71,0:16:45.19,Konosuba_Main,S. Goblin,0,0,0,,But now my reinforcements are here.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.19,0:16:47.71,Konosuba_Main,S. Goblin,0,0,0,,Say your prayers, people!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.72,0:16:52.66,Konosuba_Main,S. Goblin,0,0,0,,Time to cry and beg for mercy, \Nnot that it's gonna help!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.83,0:17:02.10,Konosuba_Main,Bukkororii,0,0,0,,Not even a scrap of flesh will remain!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.10,0:17:05.79,Konosuba_Main,Bukkororii,0,0,0,,The dark flame born from my \Nebon heart will scorch you!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.19,0:17:11.55,Konosuba_Main,Red Eye Dead Slayer C,0,0,0,,Slumber for eternity in the \Nfrozen embrace of my ice!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.93,0:17:15.05,Konosuba_Main,REDS E,0,0,0,,I... kill... you.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.24,0:17:16.80,Konosuba_Main,Soketto,0,0,0,,Now... it is born!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.14,0:17:19.07,Konosuba_Main,S. Goblin,0,0,0,,Aw, crap!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.07,0:17:20.60,Konosuba_Main,Bukkororii,0,0,0,,Light of Saber!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.72,0:17:22.03,Konosuba_Main,REDS C,0,0,0,,Light of Saber!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.03,0:17:23.40,Konosuba_Main,REDS D,0,0,0,,...Saber!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.40,0:17:24.31,Konosuba_Main,Soketto,0,0,0,,...ber!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.83,0:17:37.03,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Wait, what happened to the dark \Nflames and frozen embraces?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.03,0:17:38.82,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,No doubt about it, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.63,0:17:41.18,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Those red eyes...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.79,0:17:44.58,Konosuba_Main,Bukkororii,0,0,0,,We heard an explosion in the distance...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.58,0:17:46.83,Konosuba_Main,Bukkororii,0,0,0,,and here we find Megumin and Yunyun.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.06,0:17:49.80,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,We were told that the village\N might be in danger.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.94,0:17:57.22,Konosuba_Main,Bukkororii,0,0,0,,I'm curious, Megumin. Are these \Npeople your adventuring party?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.18,0:18:04.91,Konosuba_Main,Bukkororii,0,0,0,,I am called Bukkororii!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.91,0:18:07.30,Konosuba_Main,Bukkororii,0,0,0,,The son of the foremost cobbler \Namong the Crimson Demons!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.30,0:18:10.69,Konosuba_Main,Bukkororii,0,0,0,,Arch wizard, and wielder of advanced magic!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.69,0:18:14.12,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Hey there. I'm called Satou Kazuma.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.12,0:18:16.65,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,From my home in Axel, \NI have mastered countless skills
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.65,0:18:19.20,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,and used them to battle \Nthe Devil King's generals.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.90,0:18:23.95,Konosuba_Main,Bukkororii,0,0,0,,No outsider has been able to \Nproperly return a greeting before!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.95,0:18:26.81,Konosuba_Main,Bukkororii,0,0,0,,Megumin, your friends seem really nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.69,0:18:31.67,Konosuba_Main,Bukkororii,0,0,0,,The village is still some distance away.\N Let us take you there.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.04,0:18:33.21,Konosuba_Main,Bukkororii,0,0,0,,Teleport!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.30,0:18:50.34,Konosuba_Main,Bukkororii,0,0,0,,Welcome to the \NCrimson Demon Village, outsiders.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.76,0:18:53.59,Konosuba_Main,Bukkororii,0,0,0,,And it's good to have you \Nback, Megumin, Yunyun.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.56,0:19:03.87,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,D-Dad? Could you repeat that?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.36,0:19:07.62,Konosuba_Main,Chief,0,0,0,,That was just me sending you an update!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.25,0:19:10.50,Konosuba_Main,Dad,0,0,0,,Uh, sir, what exactly do you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.50,0:19:13.88,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,But it said, "By the time you receive\Nthis letter, I will surely have passed on."
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.06,0:19:17.23,Konosuba_Main,Chief,0,0,0,,That's the traditional Crimson Demon greeting!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.23,0:19:20.59,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,But you said you wouldn't be able \Nto destroy the Devil King's fortress!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.59,0:19:21.53,Konosuba_Main,Chief,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.53,0:19:26.16,Konosuba_Main,Chief,0,0,0,,The village can't decide whether to destroy \Nit or leave it as a tourist attraction.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.51,0:19:30.31,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Yunyun, can I punch your dad in the face?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.98,0:19:31.68,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Go ahead.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.68,0:19:32.69,Konosuba_Main,Chief,0,0,0,,Yunyun?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.07,0:19:35.69,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,If the Devil King's army is nearby,\N then is a general...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.00,0:19:38.63,Konosuba_Main,Chief,0,0,0,,Sure, there's one with them. \NStrong with magic, I believe.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.63,0:19:40.19,Konosuba_Main,Chief,0,0,0,,Should be showing up anytime now.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.88,0:19:43.64,Konosuba_Italics,Speaker,0,0,0,,Devil King Army alert.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.64,0:19:46.84,Konosuba_Italics,Speaker,0,0,0,,Anyone available, please assemble \Nat the entrance to the village.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.84,0:19:48.87,Konosuba_Italics,Speaker,0,0,0,,The enemy force numbers around 1,000.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.41,0:19:50.37,Konosuba_Main,Both,0,0,0,,A thousand?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.58,0:19:53.88,Kill_Quest_Body2,Sign,0,0,0,,{\fad(401,1)\an8\c&H6A71E5&\3c&H1400B2&\4c&H0F0D41&\fs30}Devil King Forces Approaching!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.84,0:19:59.18,Konosuba_Main,Goblin R,0,0,0,,Sylvia-sama! Retreat!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.18,0:20:01.63,Konosuba_Main,Goblin R,0,0,0,,You have to survive, \Neven if the rest of us don't!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.01,0:20:05.74,Konosuba_Main,Goblin H,0,0,0,,Damn it! Damn it! \NIf we could just get close enough—
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.64,0:20:09.67,Konosuba_Main,Goblin N,0,0,0,,I said we never should've \Nattacked the Crimson Demons!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.67,0:20:11.89,Konosuba_Main,Goblin N,0,0,0,,Nobody ever listens to me!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.71,0:20:14.57,Konosuba_Main,Goblin O,0,0,0,,Suck on this boulder!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.67,0:20:22.15,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Holy crap...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.63,0:20:25.53,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,This is... so impressive, it's freaky, honestly.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.84,0:20:27.21,Konosuba_Main,Chief,0,0,0,,What do you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.21,0:20:30.04,Konosuba_Main,Chief,0,0,0,,We've been wondering if the light \Nshow might attract tourists!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.22,0:20:31.79,Konosuba_Main,Multi,0,0,0,,KONOSUBA...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.96,0:20:37.66,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,So, those are real Crimson Demons, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.66,0:20:41.20,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,When you put it that way, it makes \Nit sound like you know a fake one.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.20,0:20:45.24,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Why don't you explain exactly \Nwhat you mean by that?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.26,0:20:48.68,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Hey, Megumin, is that your stable?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.22,0:20:54.29,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,That's not a stable. It's the house.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.90,0:21:10.32,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Is this your little sister, Megumin?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.32,0:21:12.28,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,She's pretty cute!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.28,0:21:15.12,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,It's like having a mini Megumin!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.12,0:21:16.83,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Hey, want some candy?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.51,0:21:20.59,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I'm back, Komekko.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.94,0:21:29.10,Konosuba_Main,Komekko,0,0,0,,Dad! Megumin's back, and she's snared a man!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.10,0:21:31.60,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Hey, little missy! \NCould we perhaps discuss this?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.78,0:21:33.10,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,KONOSUBA!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.68,0:21:44.26,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,What do I do?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.26,0:21:48.11,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,The one who's supposed to smooth \Na situation like this over is...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.33,0:21:53.58,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Damn you!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.71,0:21:56.30,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Look at this!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.30,0:21:59.67,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,See how the mug moves around \Nonce I've flipped it over?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:59.67,0:22:03.20,Konosuba_Main,Komekko,0,0,0,,Oh, wow! How'd you do it?! \NHow are you doing that?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.20,0:22:05.99,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,It's a magnet! \NIt must be some kind of magnet!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.99,0:22:08.76,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,No, there are no magnets or magic involved!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.14,0:22:07.85,Konosuba_Main,Hyoizaburo,0,0,0,,So...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.36,0:22:12.76,Konosuba_Main,Hyoizaburo,0,0,0,,What exactly is the nature of your \Nrelationship with our daughter?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.95,0:22:16.77,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Like I've been saying, we're just frie—
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.00,0:22:19.64,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,Honey!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.64,0:22:23.30,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,Stop! No more flipping \Nthe table and breaking it!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.30,0:22:27.78,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,We don't have that kind of money! Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.05,0:22:39.83,Konosuba_Main,Hyoi,0,0,0,,Forgive me. I lost my composure.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:39.83,0:22:44.46,Konosuba_Main,Hyoi,0,0,0,,It's just that you kept insisting so\Nshamelessly that you're only friends...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:47.30,0:22:49.05,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,This isn't much, but here...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:51.96,0:22:56.06,Konosuba_Main,Hyoi,0,0,0,,Dear, I believe Kazuma-san \Nmeant to give this to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:56.06,0:22:58.16,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,Oh, really? After all that bluster just now,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.16,0:23:02.83,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,you're being polite enough \Nto call him Kazuma-{\i1}san{\i0}?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:02.83,0:23:05.23,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,You really shouldn't. It's embarrassing.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.40,0:23:07.86,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,This is going to be our dinner tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:07.86,0:23:10.38,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,I'm not going to let you \Nsnack on it with your booze.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:10.38,0:23:12.95,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Ma'am, those are just dumplings...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.95,0:23:15.08,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,They don't make much of \Na snack, let alone a meal.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.08,0:23:17.94,Konosuba_Main,Komekko,0,0,0,,Hey, is this the kind of food \Nthat actually fills you up,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:17.94,0:23:20.58,Konosuba_Main,Komekko,0,0,0,,instead of the watery rice \Nporridge we usually eat?!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:23.52,0:23:26.26,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,It {\i1}really{\i0} isn't much, but here...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.67,0:23:29.70,Konosuba_Main,Hyoi,0,0,0,,We're so glad to have you, Kazuma-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.70,0:23:31.22,Konosuba_Main,Hyoi,0,0,0,,Dear, bring out some of the good tea!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.22,0:23:33.85,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,We only have one type of tea, honey.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.54,0:23:35.60,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,KONOSUBA!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:38.60,0:23:41.55,Konosuba_Main,Hyoi,0,0,0,,I don't care what you feed us! \NYou can't have Komekko!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:41.55,0:23:44.58,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I don't want her! \NThat's not what I'm trying to do!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:44.58,0:23:46.47,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Komekko, you can have the rest.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:46.47,0:23:48.61,Konosuba_Main,Komekko,0,0,0,,I can?! Yay!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:49.14,0:23:52.49,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,You seem nice enough, so I won't object...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:52.92,0:23:57.43,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,But I really think you should pay off \Nyour debts before taking in our daughter.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:58.35,0:24:00.73,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I just told you that we're only friends!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:00.73,0:24:02.92,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,But in her letters...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:02.92,0:24:05.75,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Can I ask you what she wrote, exactly?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:10.54,0:24:12.13,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,Well, for starters...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:12.22,0:24:15.44,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,You left her covered in a sticky \Nfluid and made sport of her.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:15.44,0:24:16.90,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,When she depleted her magic power,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:16.90,0:24:19.66,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,you carried her on your back while \Npressing her chest against you.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:19.66,0:24:21.40,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,You bathed together.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:21.40,0:24:23.38,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,As she napped innocently on the sofa,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:23.38,0:24:27.00,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,you stared up her skirt while sitting \Nacross from her and holding your knees.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:27.00,0:24:28.48,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,You feed Chomusuke and say,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:28.48,0:24:32.44,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,"This is what I want. Bring me more of this!\NThen I'll feed you even more!"
Dialogue: 0,0:24:32.44,0:24:34.26,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,while showing her some underwear...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:34.91,0:24:39.04,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I am so sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:39.82,0:24:42.54,Konosuba_Main,Hyoi,0,0,0,,But in spite of it all, she says \Nyou're an important friend...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:45.11,0:24:47.05,Konosuba_Main,Hyoi,0,0,0,,And that even if you're a debt-ridden,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:47.05,0:24:49.76,Konosuba_Main,Hyoi,0,0,0,,perverted foul-mouth \Nwithout a lick of sense,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:49.76,0:24:53.55,Konosuba_Main,Hyoi,0,0,0,,you'd die without her, so she'll stay with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:53.75,0:24:58.23,Konosuba_Main,Hyoi,0,0,0,,Considering she said all that, I'm sure \Nthere's more to you than it seems.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:58.98,0:25:01.47,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,There are parts of that I'd argue against,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:01.47,0:25:05.06,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,but being called an important \Nfriend does make me kind of happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:05.25,0:25:07.68,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,Since you're in the same party as her,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:07.68,0:25:09.82,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,we'd love to help you out...
Dialogue: 0,0:25:10.08,0:25:13.57,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,No, it's all right! I'm on the verge \Nof making a fair bit of money.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:13.57,0:25:16.49,Konosuba_Main,Hyoi,0,0,0,,Oh? Exactly how much are we talking?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:16.76,0:25:18.62,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I think it was 300 million eris.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:18.85,0:25:20.58,Konosuba_Main,Both,0,0,0,,300 million?!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:20.58,0:25:23.12,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Huh? Should I have not said that?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:23.36,0:25:26.37,Konosuba_Main,Hyoi,0,0,0,,I've got a great idea, Kazuma-san! \NYou should spend the night here!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:26.37,0:25:28.78,Konosuba_Main,Hyoi,0,0,0,,As my daughter's comrade \Nand friend, it's only natural!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:28.78,0:25:31.70,Konosuba_Main,Hyoi,0,0,0,,I mean, as an adventurer, you don't \Nhave a home of your own, right?!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:31.70,0:25:35.51,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,N-No, I actually have a mansion in Axel...
Dialogue: 0,0:25:35.51,0:25:37.01,Konosuba_Main,Both,0,0,0,,Mansion?!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:44.22,0:25:46.55,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,The second I brought up the \Nmansion and the 300 million,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:46.55,0:25:48.27,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,the reception got a lot warmer...
Dialogue: 0,0:25:49.22,0:25:52.37,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,But this place seems pretty safe,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:52.69,0:25:55.17,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,so once Megumin's rested up, \Nwe should get out of here
Dialogue: 0,0:25:55.17,0:25:56.88,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,before we get caught up in any trouble.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:07.82,0:26:09.36,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,How can you suggest such a thing?!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:09.36,0:26:11.17,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,Don't you care what happens \Nto your daughter?!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:11.40,0:26:15.43,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,It's perfectly fine. \NShe's old enough to get married,
Dialogue: 0,0:26:15.43,0:26:17.62,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,and Kazuma-san is an adult \Nwith good judgment.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:17.62,0:26:19.89,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,Even if something were to happen...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:19.89,0:26:20.70,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,What are you—
Dialogue: 0,0:26:20.70,0:26:21.97,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,Sleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:23.60,0:26:25.52,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,She actually did it!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:27.48,0:26:29.01,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Is this...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:29.01,0:26:32.11,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,Oh, Kazuma-san. All done with the bath?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:32.49,0:26:34.34,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,Everyone's already asleep,
Dialogue: 0,0:26:34.34,0:26:37.61,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,so would you help me move \Nthem into their rooms?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:42.05,0:26:44.78,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,Well, enjoy yourselves!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:53.95,0:26:55.91,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,This is no time to be enchanted!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:55.91,0:26:58.51,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I think those orcs might \Nhave traumatized me...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:58.83,0:27:03.26,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I'm gonna need some emotional care from \Nthose nice succubi when I get back to Axel.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:03.26,0:27:04.12,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,Lock.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:08.48,0:27:12.76,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I know I slipped up by talking \Nabout the money that was coming in,
Dialogue: 0,0:27:12.76,0:27:14.79,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,but this lady is pretty intense...
Dialogue: 0,0:27:15.74,0:27:17.53,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Hang on a sec.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:20.15,0:27:22.14,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Aqua got hammered and fell asleep,
Dialogue: 0,0:27:22.14,0:27:25.67,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,and Hyoizaburo-san and Darkness \Nwere both put to sleep by her mom!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:25.67,0:27:27.54,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,The door's been locked \Nfrom outside with magic!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:27.54,0:27:29.58,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,No one can get in here, and I can't get out!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:29.94,0:27:32.08,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,What a setup!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:32.42,0:27:34.87,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,There's only one futon. It's spring, \Nbut nights are still cold.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:34.87,0:27:37.03,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,If I sleep without any cover, \NI might get sick.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:37.03,0:27:39.71,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,And what if it develops into pneumonia?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:41.33,0:27:45.61,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Given these factors, there should be no \Nproblem with me sleeping next to Megumin.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:45.61,0:27:49.05,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,But if I made a move on her while \Nshe was sleeping so peacefully,
Dialogue: 0,0:27:49.05,0:27:51.93,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,that'd rob me of any pretense \Nthat I could use to deny
Dialogue: 0,0:27:51.93,0:27:54.61,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,when Darkness or Aqua call \Nme a creep or a scumbag!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:54.61,0:27:56.86,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I'm a gentlemen! That's not like me!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:57.18,0:28:00.29,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,However, her parents have \Nsigned off on this situation.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:00.29,0:28:02.86,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I bet if Megumin sued me, I could win!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:03.16,0:28:05.01,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Wait, could I?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:05.01,0:28:08.71,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Damn it! I should have \Nstudied up more on law!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:08.71,0:28:10.85,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,If I had known this would happen, I would've!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:13.27,0:28:14.71,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Wait, that's not it!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:15.09,0:28:16.34,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,What am I, stupid?!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:16.73,0:28:19.92,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,This isn't about getting sued! \NMy entire perspective is off-base!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:19.92,0:28:22.63,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,No good. I think the situation \Nhas me all mixed up.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:22.63,0:28:24.67,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Calm down! Settle yourself, Satou Kazuma!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:24.67,0:28:26.26,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Let's calm down and think this through.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:26.26,0:28:29.60,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Spring or not, it's cold at night. \NToo cold to think straight.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:29.78,0:28:31.97,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,First, let's crawl into \Nthe futon and calm down!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:39.59,0:28:42.03,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Wait, no! What a devious trap I've fallen for!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:42.03,0:28:45.22,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Without realizing it, I've ended \Nup sleeping next to Megumin!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:45.22,0:28:47.35,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Let's say I panic and jump out of the futon.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:47.35,0:28:50.79,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Wouldn't that be the exact \Nmoment that she'd wake up?!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:50.79,0:28:54.26,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Exactly! The kind of situation where \NI get punished no matter what I do!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:54.26,0:28:57.68,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,If that happens, even if I say, "I didn't do \Nanything!" or "It was your parents' idea!"
Dialogue: 0,0:28:57.68,0:29:00.80,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I could have the best excuses in \Nthe world, and no one would care!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:00.80,0:29:02.42,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Oh, bitter injustice!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:02.69,0:29:04.31,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,It's a false accusation, that's what it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:04.31,0:29:07.57,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,And if that's going to be how things \Nturn out, no matter what I do...
Dialogue: 0,0:29:11.77,0:29:16.44,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I may as well turn it around and remove \Nthe "false" part of the equation.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:16.80,0:29:22.24,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,You can't put me in the same futon as a \Nbeautiful girl and expect nothing to happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:22.24,0:29:25.45,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,More than anything, this situation \Nwas cooked up by Megumin's mother.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:25.72,0:29:27.38,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,It's fine! I can win!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:27.81,0:29:32.54,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,In this kind of situation, I bet I could \Neven beat Sena in a court of law!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:39.13,0:29:40.84,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Good morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:42.96,0:29:45.80,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Oh... good morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:45.80,0:29:49.77,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Uh, how long was I asleep?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:49.77,0:29:51.12,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,About eight hours?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:52.49,0:29:53.75,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I see...
Dialogue: 0,0:29:56.78,0:30:01.24,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,And... why am I sleeping \Nin the same futon as you?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:01.24,0:30:02.87,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,C'mon, don't make me spell it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:02.87,0:30:03.86,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Spell what out?!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:05.85,0:30:08.37,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Hey, don't flip the cover up. It's cold.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:08.37,0:30:12.58,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I just woke up in my old room next \Nto you, Kazuma! What happened?!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:12.85,0:30:16.51,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Come on, you really think \NI'd try to pull something?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:16.51,0:30:18.92,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I haven't up until now, have I?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:19.32,0:30:21.31,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,That's a good point. Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:21.31,0:30:25.10,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I think I was a bit confused, \Nsince I just woke up...
Dialogue: 0,0:30:26.17,0:30:30.43,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,You're not the kind of person who would \Ntake advantage of a situation like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:30.43,0:30:32.20,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Of course not!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:32.20,0:30:35.85,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I'll have you know your mom locked \Nthe door and trapped me in here!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:36.51,0:30:38.60,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,She did?! Honestly...
Dialogue: 0,0:30:38.88,0:30:40.37,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,That being the case, saddle up!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:40.37,0:30:42.39,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,It's cold, so into the futon with you!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:42.39,0:30:44.34,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,It's fine! I won't do! A thing!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:45.25,0:30:46.37,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,You won't?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:47.81,0:30:50.94,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,You really won't do... anything?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:50.94,0:30:52.87,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Even though we're all alone...
Dialogue: 0,0:30:53.07,0:30:54.40,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Say what?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:54.40,0:30:57.99,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I-Is she saying I should try something? \NIs this really my popular phase?!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:59.12,0:31:03.14,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Fool! I'm obviously gonna try \Nsomething if we're all alone!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:03.14,0:31:05.63,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I've even got your parents' approval!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:06.56,0:31:09.20,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,You idiot! I suspected as much!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:09.20,0:31:11.64,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I'm going to spend the \Nnight at Yunyun's house!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:11.64,0:31:14.14,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Damn you! You tricked me!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:14.14,0:31:16.89,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Death to perverts!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:16.89,0:31:18.39,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Die, die, die, die, die!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:22.39,0:31:23.77,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Megumin, Megumin!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:24.10,0:31:26.86,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Could you show us the sights around here?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:26.86,0:31:28.21,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,That's a good idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:28.21,0:31:31.49,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Why don't we have a nice, leisurely day,\N and then stay one more night?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:31.49,0:31:32.70,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Yay!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:33.51,0:31:35.84,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,I'm going to have Megumin show me around.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:35.84,0:31:37.33,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,What are you going to do, Kreeperma-san?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:37.66,0:31:39.74,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Good question. Maybe I'll join...
Dialogue: 0,0:31:39.74,0:31:41.58,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Wait. What did you just call me?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:42.29,0:31:44.25,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Did I say something strange?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:44.76,0:31:47.73,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,No... Maybe I imagined it?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:48.06,0:31:50.59,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Well, whatever. What about you, Darkness?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:50.89,0:31:53.44,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,There's a place I'd like to visit.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:53.44,0:31:56.10,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,You and the others should enjoy \Nyour sightseeing, Kazutrash.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:56.59,0:31:58.85,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Okay, sounds— Wait, what did you just say?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:59.10,0:32:02.34,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,So I'll be showing Aqua \Nand Kursedma around, then?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:02.34,0:32:05.11,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,There are lots of things to see in town—
Dialogue: 0,0:32:03.66,0:32:05.11,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Hang on a second!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:05.37,0:32:09.61,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Is something wrong, Kazuma-san-who-tried-to-\Nmess-with-Megumin-while-she-was-sleeping?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:16.50,0:32:17.62,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:48.59,0:32:52.82,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,This is the mysterious facility where the \NCrimson Demons' natural enemy is sealed away.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:52.82,0:32:54.66,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,What do you mean, mysterious facility?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:54.66,0:32:56.87,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Just what I said. It's a mysterious facility.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:56.87,0:33:00.79,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,No one knows what else is inside, \Nwho built it, or for what reason.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:02.45,0:33:03.94,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Hey, Megumin.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:03.94,0:33:06.54,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Are there any other places with \Ncool things hidden inside?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:06.73,0:33:09.70,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Well, there was a tomb where \Nan evil god was sealed away,
Dialogue: 0,0:33:09.70,0:33:12.97,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,and a piece of land where a \Nnameless goddess was sealed away,
Dialogue: 0,0:33:12.97,0:33:15.75,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,but eventually, they ended up being released.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:15.75,0:33:18.26,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Are you guys bad at keeping \Nthings sealed or what?!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:20.26,0:33:23.27,Konosuba_Main,Cheekera,0,0,0,,Well, if it isn't Megumin! \NYou're back in town?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:24.20,0:33:27.90,Konosuba_Main,Cheekera,0,0,0,,Are these folks from out of town?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:30.30,0:33:34.03,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Does he have... problems with outsiders?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:37.65,0:33:42.40,Konosuba_Main,Cheekera,0,0,0,,I am called Cheekera! Arch wizard \Nand wielder of advanced magic!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:42.40,0:33:45.29,Konosuba_Main,Cheekera,0,0,0,,And owner of the foremost clothing \Nstore among the Crimson Demons!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:47.79,0:33:52.10,Konosuba_Main,Cheekera,0,0,0,,Welcome, folks! It's been a while \Nsince I've had outsiders in the shop.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:52.47,0:33:54.72,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Having the foremost store \Nis pretty impressive!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:54.72,0:33:58.39,Konosuba_Main,Cheekera,0,0,0,,Well, this is also the only \Nclothing store in the village.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:58.39,0:34:00.05,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Are you mocking us?!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:00.45,0:34:03.95,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I was actually hoping to \Nreplace my current robe.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:03.95,0:34:06.56,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Do you have another just like this?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:08.81,0:34:09.81,Konosuba_Main,Cheekera,0,0,0,,All of them?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:10.17,0:34:13.48,Konosuba_Main,Cheekera,0,0,0,,Wow, our little Megumin's gone all bourgeois!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:13.74,0:34:18.30,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I'm honestly surprised the village \Nhasn't heard of my exploits yet!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:18.30,0:34:20.38,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,And since the robes are \Nwhat I wear into action,
Dialogue: 0,0:34:20.38,0:34:22.59,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,it can't hurt to have a few \Nmore in my wardrobe.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:22.59,0:34:26.85,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,That being said, future millionaire \NKazuma, lend me some money.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:27.23,0:34:28.60,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,You...
Dialogue: 0,0:34:28.60,0:34:29.85,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I mean, fine, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:34:29.85,0:34:31.50,Konosuba_Main,Cheekera,0,0,0,,Thank you very much!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:38.52,0:34:39.48,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Hey...
Dialogue: 0,0:34:40.31,0:34:41.51,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:41.51,0:34:42.71,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Isn't this...
Dialogue: 0,0:34:43.37,0:34:47.26,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I mean, what the hell?\N You're hanging clothes from that?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:47.26,0:34:50.61,Konosuba_Main,Cheekera,0,0,0,,Oh, sir, do you recognize it?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:50.61,0:34:55.27,Konosuba_Main,Cheekera,0,0,0,,This is the clothes-drying pole that's been \Npassed down through my family for ages.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:55.27,0:34:57.90,Konosuba_Main,Cheekera,0,0,0,,It never rusts, so it's super handy.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:59.55,0:35:02.03,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,That's pretty clearly a rifle.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:02.03,0:35:03.37,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,That's what I thought.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:04.09,0:35:05.87,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,What is up with this village?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:12.14,0:35:13.38,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Kazuma! Aqua!
Dialogue: 0,0:35:13.71,0:35:15.97,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Now that you know the charms \Nof the Crimson Demon Village,
Dialogue: 0,0:35:15.97,0:35:18.76,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,allow me to show you even finer splendor!
Dialogue: 0,0:35:22.85,0:35:24.15,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Welcome...
Dialogue: 0,0:35:24.15,0:35:27.23,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,to our magic academy, the Red Prison!
Dialogue: 0,0:35:27.67,0:35:29.64,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,W-Welcome...
Dialogue: 0,0:35:29.96,0:35:31.48,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,What're you doing here, Yunyun?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:31.48,0:35:34.75,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,When I stayed over at her house last night, \Nthe friendless wonder seemed lonely,
Dialogue: 0,0:35:34.75,0:35:36.14,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,so I invited her to come along.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:36.14,0:35:38.53,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,I-I-I never said I was lonely!
Dialogue: 0,0:35:38.95,0:35:42.13,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,You even dug out your old uniform.\N Why try and hide it?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:44.06,0:35:47.14,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,So this is your uniform? It's cute!
Dialogue: 0,0:35:47.14,0:35:49.19,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Isn't it, though?!
Dialogue: 0,0:35:49.19,0:35:51.01,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,It's only natural that I get changed
Dialogue: 0,0:35:51.01,0:35:53.75,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,to show you around our \Ndistinguished magical academy!
Dialogue: 0,0:35:54.08,0:35:56.71,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I bet you just wanted to wear it \Nbecause you felt nostalgic.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:57.23,0:36:00.64,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Kazuma always gets prickly when \Nthe subject of school comes up.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:00.64,0:36:02.72,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,He's probably still bitter \Nabout not fitting in.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:03.12,0:36:05.59,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Hey, cut it out! That's a \Nconfidentiality violation!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:09.69,0:36:11.35,Konosuba_Main,Arue,0,0,0,,I am called Arue...
Dialogue: 0,0:36:11.35,0:36:16.19,Konosuba_Main,Arue,0,0,0,,The most voluptuous among the \NCrimson Demons, and a future author!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:16.97,0:36:18.67,Konosuba_Main,Funifura,0,0,0,,I am called Funifura!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:19.01,0:36:21.45,Konosuba_Main,Funifura,0,0,0,,The foremost among Crimson Demons \Nwho love their brothers,
Dialogue: 0,0:36:21.45,0:36:23.49,Konosuba_Main,Funifura,0,0,0,,known for her brother complex!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:23.80,0:36:25.39,Konosuba_Main,Dodonko,0,0,0,,I am called Dodonko!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:25.97,0:36:27.77,Konosuba_Main,Dodonko,0,0,0,,Foremost among the Crimson Demons at...
Dialogue: 0,0:36:28.38,0:36:30.91,Konosuba_Main,Dodonko,0,0,0,,At... what was it again?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:32.32,0:36:33.98,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,You've got a brother complex, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:33.98,0:36:37.00,Konosuba_Main,Dodonko,0,0,0,,I-I just don't have a cool nickname yet!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:38.21,0:36:41.63,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Arue... Dodonko, Funikura.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:41.88,0:36:45.01,Konosuba_Main,Funifura,0,0,0,,It's Funifura! You did that on purpose! \NYou totally did, didn't you?!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:45.75,0:36:48.01,Konosuba_Main,Funifura,0,0,0,,We heard you were back in town.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:48.43,0:36:49.30,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Who're they?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:49.30,0:36:51.77,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Classmates from when we \Nattended the magic academy.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:52.01,0:36:55.16,Konosuba_Main,Arue,0,0,0,,Welcome home. I'm glad to \Nsee you made it back safely.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:55.16,0:36:57.31,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,People might believe the things you write,
Dialogue: 0,0:36:57.31,0:36:59.27,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,so please don't send "letters" \Nlike that anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:59.74,0:37:02.36,Konosuba_Main,Dodonko,0,0,0,,And you people are the members\N of Yunyun's party?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:03.04,0:37:05.24,Konosuba_Main,Funifura,0,0,0,,I'm surprised you actually exist!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:05.24,0:37:07.19,Konosuba_Main,Funifura,0,0,0,,Yunyun's party, I mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:07.49,0:37:09.23,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,L-Let me introduce you!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:09.23,0:37:12.15,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Th-This guy is a rookie adventurer,
Dialogue: 0,0:37:12.15,0:37:14.38,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,and the girl is an arch priest!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:14.38,0:37:18.00,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,There's also a very durable lady \Nwho's not with us at the moment!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:18.00,0:37:20.21,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,And Megumin was sad on her own,
Dialogue: 0,0:37:20.21,0:37:22.63,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,so we recently invited her to join us!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:24.55,0:37:26.34,Konosuba_Main,Arue,0,0,0,,That sounds like a lovely party.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:26.65,0:37:30.36,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Yunyun's not actually a member of \Nthe party, but she helps us out a lot,
Dialogue: 0,0:37:30.36,0:37:31.52,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,despite not being a member!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:31.52,0:37:32.24,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:37:32.24,0:37:34.69,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Yes, in spite of her not being a member.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:35.14,0:37:36.19,Konosuba_Main,Both,0,0,0,,We figured.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:36.81,0:37:40.93,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,I've given Yunyun the nickname \N"frog slayer" in my heart.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:40.93,0:37:42.19,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:42.70,0:37:44.82,Konosuba_Flashback,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Light of Saber!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:45.34,0:37:47.93,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Come on, remember how she \Ntook out those Giant Toads
Dialogue: 0,0:37:47.93,0:37:50.30,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,with that sparkly sword-like spell?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:51.57,0:37:52.97,Konosuba_Main,Dodonko,0,0,0,,Isn't that...
Dialogue: 0,0:37:53.64,0:37:55.90,Konosuba_Main,Arue,0,0,0,,That's an actual advanced spell.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:56.26,0:37:58.71,Konosuba_Main,Funifura,0,0,0,,Yunyun, I thought you could \Nonly do intermediate magic!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:01.02,0:38:05.15,Konosuba_Main,Funifura,0,0,0,,She picked it up at an awkward time,
Dialogue: 0,0:38:05.15,0:38:08.34,Konosuba_Main,Funifura,0,0,0,,so she wasn't able to learn \Nadvanced magic before graduation.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:08.55,0:38:12.46,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,C-Come on, it's not like I needed to know it.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:19.50,0:38:23.74,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,What's wrong, Kazuma? Are you still torn \Nup about not having friends in school?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:23.74,0:38:24.87,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,That's not it!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:25.44,0:38:27.61,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I was just wondering about Yunyun.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:28.20,0:38:29.74,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,You mean what they said earlier?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:30.42,0:38:34.94,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I thought Crimson Demons were a bunch of \NOP weirdos who all used advanced magic.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:38.61,0:38:39.64,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Well...
Dialogue: 0,0:38:41.49,0:38:45.39,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,When I was a student, in order \Nto learn Explosion magic,
Dialogue: 0,0:38:45.39,0:38:48.01,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I was storing up my skill points.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:48.56,0:38:50.92,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I endured it day after day,
Dialogue: 0,0:38:50.92,0:38:53.61,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,to make sure I could someday \Nlearn Explosion magic.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:55.82,0:38:57.44,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,But one day...
Dialogue: 0,0:38:57.95,0:39:00.19,Konosuba_Flashback,Kokemkko,0,0,0,,Give me my food back!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:00.80,0:39:01.94,Konosuba_Flashback,Megumin,0,0,0,,Komekko!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:08.41,0:39:10.95,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,To save Komekko when she \Nwas attacked by monsters,
Dialogue: 0,0:39:10.95,0:39:15.12,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Yunyun used her own points in \Norder to learn intermediate magic,
Dialogue: 0,0:39:15.77,0:39:17.80,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,while I was hesitating...
Dialogue: 0,0:39:20.76,0:39:26.14,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,You mean she covered for you \Nso you could learn Explosion magic?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:28.08,0:39:30.51,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Not that I asked her to, but yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:32.55,0:39:36.09,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Well, she's a more established \Nmage than you are now,
Dialogue: 0,0:39:36.09,0:39:37.34,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,so it worked out all right!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:37.34,0:39:38.39,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,True enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:38.96,0:39:40.44,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,How dare you?!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:43.40,0:39:46.15,Kill_Quest_Body2,Sign,0,0,0,,{\fad(563,1)\fs30\pos(320,260)\c&HB6AF99&\3c&H170900&\bord3\4c&H3B321C&}The Devil King's forces {\alpha&HFF&\t(772,1106,1 \alpha&H00&)}have appeared!!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:43.65,0:39:46.15,Kill_Quest_Body2,Sign,0,0,0,,{\an8\c&HB2AB9B&\3c&H1F130A&\shad0\pos(320,65)\bord2.5}Emergency Quest
Dialogue: 0,0:39:46.51,0:39:49.90,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,What is it with this woman?! \NWhat is she trying to do?!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:49.90,0:39:54.03,Konosuba_Main,Goblin S1,0,0,0,,Lady Sylvia! There's no telling \Nwhat she's after! Please, stand back!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:54.52,0:39:58.25,Konosuba_Main,Boglin,0,0,0,,She's a real freak! Her attacks are \Nworthless, but she's sturdy as they come!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:58.82,0:40:02.20,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,As long as there is light in my eyes,\N you will not pass!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:02.79,0:40:04.60,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Darkness! Good job hanging in there!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:04.60,0:40:06.25,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,We brought help from the village!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:06.59,0:40:09.26,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,K-Kazuma? You're already here?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:09.46,0:40:12.81,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,I was sad that only female orcs are left, \Nso I came here to see what I could find,
Dialogue: 0,0:40:12.81,0:40:15.06,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,and even the Devil King's general is a woman!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:15.06,0:40:17.02,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,What is wrong with this journey?!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:17.25,0:40:18.96,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Could you shut up for a second?!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:18.96,0:40:21.14,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,You're ruining that impressive performance!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:21.36,0:40:25.79,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I see. Buying time until \Nyour allies arrived, then?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:25.79,0:40:30.90,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,From the way you endured those attacks, \Nyou must be a fairly high-level crusader.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:31.30,0:40:33.91,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Was not being able to land \Nany attacks part of your act?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:34.67,0:40:38.94,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,I-I suppose there's no point \Nin maintaining the facade...
Dialogue: 0,0:40:38.94,0:40:40.00,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,Glance...
Dialogue: 0,0:40:40.27,0:40:42.01,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Look, you're Sylvia, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:42.01,0:40:46.04,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,That crusader is an accomplished warrior \Nwho fought the Devil King's general, Vanir!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:46.38,0:40:48.16,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Vanir?!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:48.16,0:40:50.92,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I heard he never returned \Nfrom the town of Axel...
Dialogue: 0,0:40:51.14,0:40:53.00,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Was that because of you people?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:53.00,0:40:55.87,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Yeah! Megumin here finished him off.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:56.18,0:40:58.20,Konosuba_Main,Goblin,0,0,0,,Vanir-sama is dead?!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:58.20,0:41:00.06,Konosuba_Main,Crimson Demons,0,0,0,,That's awesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:00.06,0:41:01.57,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,And that's not all!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:01.57,0:41:04.63,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,The Dullahan, Verdia, \Nand Hans the Deadly Poison...
Dialogue: 0,0:41:04.63,0:41:07.48,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,And even the mobile fortress, Destroyer.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:08.13,0:41:10.57,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,The four of us took them all down.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:10.75,0:41:12.72,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Verdia and Hans, too?!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:13.30,0:41:16.59,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,But when I think about how \Nwe lost contact with Hans
Dialogue: 0,0:41:16.59,0:41:19.33,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,after he infiltrated Arcanretia, \Nit seems plausible.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:19.59,0:41:23.33,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I take it you're the leader? \NWhy don't you tell me your name?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:25.26,0:41:27.21,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,M-My name?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:28.84,0:41:30.71,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,It's Mitsurugi.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:31.05,0:41:33.68,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Mitsurugi Kyouya. Remember it.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:34.30,0:41:36.72,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Someone just chickened out.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:37.10,0:41:40.47,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,He must've been feeling cocky with all \Nthese Crimson Demons backing him up.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:41.63,0:41:44.29,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,So you're Mitsurugi of the Cursed Sword...
Dialogue: 0,0:41:44.29,0:41:46.98,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I didn't expect to encounter \Nsuch a powerful party.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:48.38,0:41:51.39,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Taking you down right here with\N the Crimson Demons' help
Dialogue: 0,0:41:51.39,0:41:53.49,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,wouldn't be much of an accomplishment.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:53.77,0:41:56.07,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I appreciate that, Mitsurugi.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:56.07,0:41:59.46,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Let's meet again. When we do, \Nwe'll see who comes out on top.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:59.92,0:42:00.74,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Retreat!
Dialogue: 0,0:42:02.18,0:42:04.85,Konosuba_Main,Bukkorori,0,0,0,,Don't let them escape! Lightning Strike!
Dialogue: 0,0:42:04.85,0:42:06.47,Konosuba_Main,CD N,0,0,0,,Light of Saber!
Dialogue: 0,0:42:06.47,0:42:08.75,Konosuba_Main,CD C,0,0,0,,Time to test my magic on you all!
Dialogue: 0,0:42:13.29,0:42:16.43,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I should buy Mitsurugi some \Nbubbly next time I see him.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:39.16,0:42:40.21,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Good morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:40.73,0:42:42.58,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Did you get a good night's rest?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:43.58,0:42:45.58,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Good... morn...ing.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:46.71,0:42:49.46,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Did you finally cross the line?!
Dialogue: 0,0:42:49.46,0:42:51.86,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,You beast! Kazuma, you beast!
Dialogue: 0,0:42:51.86,0:42:52.71,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Dummy.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:53.01,0:42:55.47,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I was just holding your \Nhand because it's cold.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:55.69,0:42:57.61,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,R-Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:59.64,0:43:01.86,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I suppose I got the wrong idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:02.24,0:43:03.22,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:03.93,0:43:06.57,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,H-Hey, it's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:07.22,0:43:10.98,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,But it's about time you \Ndid seriously thank me.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:11.41,0:43:14.42,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I'm always cleaning up \Nafter you guys, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:15.99,0:43:17.24,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Thanking you?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:18.28,0:43:19.24,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,You've got a point.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:23.87,0:43:27.17,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Back then, you accepted an aimless wizard
Dialogue: 0,0:43:27.17,0:43:30.96,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,who could only cast \NExplosion magic. Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:31.34,0:43:33.60,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,You always carry me home on your back
Dialogue: 0,0:43:33.60,0:43:36.46,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,when I can't move after \Ncasting it. Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:37.10,0:43:39.57,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I always cause so much trouble,
Dialogue: 0,0:43:39.94,0:43:43.08,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,but you keep me in the party. Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:45.84,0:43:47.90,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I was just thanking you.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:47.90,0:43:51.17,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Why are you embarrassed when \Nyou're the one who demanded it?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:51.17,0:43:52.48,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,O-Oh...
Dialogue: 0,0:43:52.75,0:43:57.24,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Well, in spite of it all, \Nyou guys do help out a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:58.00,0:43:59.64,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,To put it in your terms...
Dialogue: 0,0:44:00.62,0:44:02.59,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I am called Satou Kazuma!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:02.99,0:44:07.75,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Axel's weakest adventurer,\N and foremost at getting into trouble!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:08.20,0:44:12.71,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,He who will obtain the wealth to spend \Nhis days having fun with the rest of you!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:15.99,0:44:18.09,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,And I'm looking forward to it.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:20.64,0:44:23.22,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,So am I. Here's to a bright future.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:25.81,0:44:28.46,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I-It really is cold today.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:28.84,0:44:32.65,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,As if we're trapped... in... ice...
Dialogue: 0,0:44:34.21,0:44:37.03,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Kazuma, care to explain what this is?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:37.53,0:44:39.98,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I think maybe there was a freak blizzard
Dialogue: 0,0:44:39.98,0:44:42.41,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,that froze the window \Nshut before blowing away.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:42.59,0:44:45.12,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Let me out! Let me out, please!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:45.12,0:44:47.25,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Open! Open! Open up, now!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:47.25,0:44:50.12,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Mom! Kazuma froze the window shut!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:50.52,0:44:53.06,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Look, I'm sorry, and I'm \Nnot gonna do anything!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:53.06,0:44:54.38,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,It's cold, so let's go to bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:54.56,0:44:57.42,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I want my gratitude back!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:57.42,0:44:59.45,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Look, I'm sorry. My bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:06.76,0:45:09.64,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I'm really regretting all \Nthose nice things I said.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:10.43,0:45:13.57,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,And after she was the one who held my hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:13.84,0:45:16.05,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Feels like we're an old couple in a cold stretch.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:16.69,0:45:17.56,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Freeze...
Dialogue: 0,0:45:18.69,0:45:20.85,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Did you just use ice magic again?!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:20.85,0:45:22.92,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Do you want me to cling to you that badly?!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:26.49,0:45:29.49,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,H-Hey! If you start clinging \Nto me like that...
Dialogue: 0,0:45:31.51,0:45:33.20,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I can see why Darkness says that
Dialogue: 0,0:45:33.20,0:45:35.87,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,every time you've had a chance \Nto do something with her,
Dialogue: 0,0:45:35.87,0:45:38.09,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,you laugh it off and never do anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:38.09,0:45:40.00,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,You really are a wimp.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:40.43,0:45:41.55,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:42.01,0:45:43.76,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Is this... Does Megumin...
Dialogue: 0,0:45:44.35,0:45:46.26,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Is she open to the idea?!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:47.29,0:45:49.51,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,This really is my popular phase!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:50.43,0:45:52.74,Konosuba_Italics,Annoucnement,0,0,0,,The Devil King Army is attacking! \NThe Devil King Army is attacking!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:52.74,0:45:54.77,Konosuba_Italics,Annoucnement,0,0,0,,They've already breached the village!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:55.27,0:45:57.02,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Yeah, that's what I figured.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:05.00,0:46:06.77,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,How dare you interrupt just \Nwhen it was getting good?!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:06.77,0:46:07.96,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,What the hell, man?!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:07.96,0:46:10.63,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,You ever think about the trouble \Nyou cause other people, dumbass?!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:10.63,0:46:12.00,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,You want an ass whooping?!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:12.63,0:46:14.14,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:14.14,0:46:15.38,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Wait, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:15.64,0:46:18.30,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I didn't think I'd run into you out here.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:20.47,0:46:21.25,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Oh, dear!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:21.83,0:46:24.05,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Did I interrupt something?
Dialogue: 0,0:46:24.05,0:46:25.38,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:24.30,0:46:25.38,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Hell yeah, you did!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:25.66,0:46:28.42,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Do you know how late it is? \NCould you quiet down?
Dialogue: 0,0:46:28.42,0:46:30.92,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Aqua! One of the Devil King's \Ngenerals is out here!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:30.92,0:46:32.62,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Get Megumin's parents!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:32.62,0:46:33.39,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:33.39,0:46:36.14,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,You better not expect any \Nmercy just because you're hot!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:36.14,0:46:37.96,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,In the name of true gender equality,
Dialogue: 0,0:46:37.96,0:46:41.73,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I will dropkick any rotten \Nwoman who deserves it!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:44.24,0:46:47.31,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Are you actually the famous Mitsurugi?
Dialogue: 0,0:46:47.31,0:46:49.87,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,You mean to tell me this little \Nthing is the Cursed Sword Gram?
Dialogue: 0,0:46:50.07,0:46:51.41,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,It's Chunchunmaru.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:53.05,0:46:55.81,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I said that sword's name is Chunchunmaru.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:55.81,0:47:00.88,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Please don't compare it to some cursed \Nsword nobody's heard of, like Gram!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:05.47,0:47:07.81,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,You're not Mitsurugi, are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:07.81,0:47:09.79,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,My name is Satou Kazuma!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:09.79,0:47:14.37,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I thought if you people knew my name,\N you'd put a bounty on my head or something!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:14.37,0:47:16.39,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I think I like you!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:16.39,0:47:17.55,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Kazuma!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:17.55,0:47:21.13,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,You! The people of this house have left \Nto gather the other Crimson Demons!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:21.13,0:47:22.15,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,Surrender now!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:26.94,0:47:28.45,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Settle down, now.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:28.89,0:47:30.03,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Thank you very—
Dialogue: 0,0:47:30.03,0:47:31.63,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Wait, no, that's wrong! This is a trap.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:31.63,0:47:33.99,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I shouldn't be happy just because \Nsh'es exposing skin, busty,
Dialogue: 0,0:47:33.99,0:47:36.95,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,and a statuesque beauty in spite of \Nher huge frame {\i0}thank you very much{\i1}!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:37.10,0:47:38.62,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I'll get you out of there, Kazuma!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:38.62,0:47:41.00,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,You'll blow Kazuma away, too, \Nif you use Explosion magic!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:41.32,0:47:44.10,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I'm taking him as a hostage.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:44.10,0:47:46.78,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,Wait! If you need a hostage, take me!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:47.13,0:47:49.26,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,You're a naughty one, aren't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:49.57,0:47:52.70,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,What has been up with me lately?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:52.70,0:47:55.57,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,It starts with Yunyun saying \Nshe wants to have my baby,
Dialogue: 0,0:47:55.57,0:47:57.42,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,then the orcs, Megumin, and now Sylvia...
Dialogue: 0,0:47:57.42,0:47:59.27,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Even if the orcs weren't really a positive.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:59.27,0:48:01.85,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,But this is the kind of luck where \NI'd expect some kind of backlash.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:01.85,0:48:03.73,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Have I actually entered a popular phase?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:03.73,0:48:08.45,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Or has my high luck stat, my only \Nsaving grace, kicked into overdrive?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:08.45,0:48:12.47,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Now, sweetie, stop breathing so heavily...
Dialogue: 0,0:48:12.47,0:48:14.03,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,You're heating me up.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:14.03,0:48:16.20,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Sacred Exorcism!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:19.34,0:48:20.84,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,A sneak attack...
Dialogue: 0,0:48:21.24,0:48:22.57,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,But I've got bad news.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:22.57,0:48:26.71,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I'm not a pure demon,\Nso it's not going to kill me.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:27.83,0:48:29.42,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I am called Sylvia!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:29.42,0:48:31.87,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I am the chief of the Enhanced \NMonster Development Bureau,
Dialogue: 0,0:48:31.87,0:48:35.43,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,she who has synthesized \Nand modified her own body!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:35.88,0:48:38.73,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Yes, Sylvia, the Growth Chimera!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:39.05,0:48:41.34,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,And I'm taking this boy with me!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:41.34,0:48:43.48,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Let's become one again.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:44.34,0:48:44.98,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Kazuma!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:54.49,0:48:56.58,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Did... Did he just let himself be taken?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:57.02,0:48:58.07,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Of course not.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:58.45,0:49:01.88,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,This is strange. It's such a perfect fit,\N and I feel so safe.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:01.88,0:49:04.96,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Like I've finally found the sanctuary\N I've been searching for.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:05.31,0:49:07.59,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,Hold on, Kazuma! I'll get you out of there!
Dialogue: 0,0:49:07.90,0:49:09.24,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I'd rather you didn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:10.34,0:49:12.47,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I said I'd rather you didn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:12.47,0:49:16.71,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,You guys have been kind of taking \Nme for granted lately, haven't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:49:16.71,0:49:20.14,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,See, Sylvia-san here... \NShe actually appreciates me.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:20.14,0:49:24.33,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,It's enough to make me... \Ndefect to the Devil King's army.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:24.82,0:49:25.85,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,So apologize!
Dialogue: 0,0:49:25.85,0:49:28.48,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,It's about time I got an apology, \Nsince I always try so hard for you all!
Dialogue: 0,0:49:28.48,0:49:31.72,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,E-Enough with the jokes, Kazuma...
Dialogue: 0,0:49:31.72,0:49:33.42,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,There's a time and place for these things.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:33.42,0:49:37.70,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,T-True enough, you have \Naccomplished some great feats.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:37.70,0:49:40.04,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,When we get back to Axel, I'll talk to \Nmy father about giving you a medal...
Dialogue: 0,0:49:40.04,0:49:41.81,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I want sincerity!
Dialogue: 0,0:49:41.81,0:49:44.75,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Stop trying to buy me off with stuff!\N I want genuine contrition!
Dialogue: 0,0:49:44.95,0:49:46.75,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Just look at what's happening here.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:46.75,0:49:50.51,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Miss Sylvia of the Devil King's army is \Ngiving me the billowy pillowy treatment!
Dialogue: 0,0:49:50.85,0:49:55.01,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Darkness! What is your greatest strength? \NTell me! Go on, spit it out!
Dialogue: 0,0:49:55.39,0:49:57.51,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,M-My defensive strength?
Dialogue: 0,0:49:57.51,0:49:59.01,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Obviously not!
Dialogue: 0,0:49:59.22,0:50:01.39,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Your only strength is your \Nneedlessy seductive body
Dialogue: 0,0:50:01.39,0:50:03.00,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,that brings men to their knees!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:03.00,0:50:05.08,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,How can you be so oblivious?!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:05.08,0:50:07.15,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,I-I don't seduce anybody!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:07.15,0:50:09.22,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,You clearly do!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:09.22,0:50:10.90,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Your body is luscious, \Nand for no good reason!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:10.90,0:50:14.44,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,What you don't realize is that my high \Nluck stat is at its apex tonight!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:14.44,0:50:16.66,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I've never been a bigger hit with the chicks!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:16.66,0:50:18.13,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Now apologize!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:18.13,0:50:21.55,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Give me a proper apology so I \Ndon't waltz off with Sylvia-san,
Dialogue: 0,0:50:21.55,0:50:23.58,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,thanks to my awesome popular phase!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:23.58,0:50:25.79,Konosuba_Main,Sylvai,0,0,0,,You are just delightful.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:25.79,0:50:28.70,Konosuba_Main,Sylvai,0,0,0,,But don't be too harsh on the ladies, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:28.70,0:50:32.67,Konosuba_Main,Sylvai,0,0,0,,I need to teach you how to \Nunderstand women a bit better.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:33.11,0:50:37.21,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,As if a demonic beast could \Nunderstand how human women feel...
Dialogue: 0,0:50:37.21,0:50:41.68,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Well, of course I can understand \Nhow they feel. Men {\i1}and{\i0} women.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:43.11,0:50:45.15,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Just what I'd expect from a demonic beauty.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:45.15,0:50:49.44,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,She's got bewitching charisma that \Nlets her understand men and women!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:50.13,0:50:53.44,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,After all, I'm partially a man myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:57.23,0:50:58.45,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Say that again?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:58.78,0:51:02.75,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Oh, you didn't hear me? \NI'm a chimera, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:02.75,0:51:06.54,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Even these boobs you're so fond of \Nwere something I added to my body.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:06.89,0:51:10.29,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,K-Kazuma... s-stay calm...
Dialogue: 0,0:51:10.59,0:51:14.05,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I-It's fine! Don't panic! Don't panic.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:14.33,0:51:17.23,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,You really are a fine man, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:17.23,0:51:20.80,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Just holding you like this has my breasts \Nand lower body feeling all tingly!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:21.45,0:51:23.18,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Sylvia-san! Sylvia-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:23.43,0:51:25.79,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Why do I feel something \Npressing into my butt?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:28.69,0:51:30.31,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Because something is!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:30.31,0:51:34.15,Konosuba_Flashback_Italics,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Something is! Something is! Something is!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:35.57,0:51:39.82,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:36.32,0:51:39.82,sign_19207_248_Quest_Failed,Sign,0,0,0,,{\blur3\bord1.5\3a&H88&\1a&H44&}Quest Failed
Dialogue: 0,0:51:36.40,0:51:39.82,Konosuba_Main,Sign,0,0,0,,{\c&H96BACB&\3c&H0B0B1B&\fs12\shad0\pos(224,335)}Orc (♀)
Dialogue: 0,0:51:36.48,0:51:39.82,Kill_Quest_Body,Sign,0,0,0,,{\shad0\an5\pos(320,220)\c&H04007D&\3c&HCAEAEB&\blur3\fscx2\t(29,654,1 \fscx100)}Kazuma was psychologically scarred
Dialogue: 0,0:51:36.48,0:51:39.82,Kill_Quest_Body,Sign,0,0,0,,{\shad0\an5\pos(320,220)\c&H000000&\3c&HCAEAEB&\bord0\clip(140,225,534,240)\fscx2\t(29,654,1 \fscx100)}Kazuma was psychologically scarred
Dialogue: 0,0:51:37.90,0:51:39.82,Konosuba_Main,Sign,0,0,0,,{\fad(440,1)\c&H96BACB&\3c&H0B0B1B&\fs12\shad0\pos(415,335)}Sylvia (♂)
Dialogue: 0,0:51:43.31,0:51:46.64,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Cut it out! Get your dick \Noff of me! You wanna die?!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:46.64,0:51:47.58,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Settle down!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:47.77,0:51:50.54,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,You don't have to worry.\N I'm not going to try anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:51.36,0:51:55.17,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I managed to shake the others off \Nmy tail, so you're free to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:57.32,0:51:58.45,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Where are we?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:58.45,0:52:01.18,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,This is the Crimson Demon Village's \Nunderground storage facility.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:01.69,0:52:05.84,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,My objective is to find the ancient \Nmagic weapon that's hidden here.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:06.25,0:52:07.83,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,A magic weapon?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:09.94,0:52:11.76,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,The Mage Killer.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:13.17,0:52:15.42,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,It can neutralize any magic...
Dialogue: 0,0:52:15.42,0:52:18.20,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,A perfect counter to the Crimson Demons.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:19.02,0:52:20.57,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Something like that is down here?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:20.78,0:52:23.26,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I've finally gotten this close.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:24.72,0:52:26.45,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,The barrier breaker isn't working?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:26.96,0:52:29.96,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,What exactly is this? \NIt's not sealed with magic?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:30.63,0:52:32.21,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Are those... controller inputs?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:32.36,0:52:34.34,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,You can read that ancient text?!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:34.52,0:52:38.84,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Nah, I think they just used a famous \Ncheat code as the password for the—
Dialogue: 0,0:52:39.09,0:52:42.80,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,You're even better than I'd hoped.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:42.80,0:52:44.35,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I'm still an adventurer, y'know!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:44.55,0:52:46.85,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Don't expect me to give in that easily!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:47.30,0:52:51.21,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,There's more to getting someone to talk \Nthan threats and violence, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:52.37,0:52:54.60,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,You'll find my technique \Nis on par with a succubus.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:54.60,0:52:56.38,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I wonder how much ecstasy you'll be able to—
Dialogue: 0,0:52:56.38,0:52:58.86,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Up, up, down, down, left, right, \Nleft, right! There you go!
Dialogue: 0,0:53:05.29,0:53:07.99,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Do the things you do not bother you?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:09.01,0:53:11.75,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Not that it matters. Now the weapon is mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:12.51,0:53:14.00,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Crap.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:14.22,0:53:16.89,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I got so anxious, I put the password in.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:17.37,0:53:18.76,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Still...
Dialogue: 0,0:53:19.11,0:53:22.76,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,It's so dark. I can't see a thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:23.76,0:53:28.01,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I think she might be taking me too lightly \Njust because I don't have a weapon.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:28.01,0:53:30.73,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Hey, do you have anything \NI can use for light?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:34.08,0:53:35.27,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Hey! What do you think you're—
Dialogue: 0,0:53:35.70,0:53:38.02,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Up, up, down, down, left, right, \Nleft, right, and away you go!
Dialogue: 0,0:53:38.44,0:53:40.75,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Hey, you, stop that! Hold it right there!
Dialogue: 0,0:53:40.75,0:53:42.53,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Wait, damn it!
Dialogue: 0,0:53:42.53,0:53:44.03,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,KONOSUBA...
Dialogue: 0,0:53:44.03,0:53:45.97,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Kazuma! Are you all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:45.97,0:53:47.24,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,Where's Sylvia?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:47.87,0:53:52.06,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,{\an8}I managed to trap Sylvia in here \Nwith a bit of skillful deceit.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:48.12,0:53:49.24,Onscreen Subtitles,Sylvia signs,0,0,0,,Hey, damn it!
Dialogue: 0,0:53:49.49,0:53:52.00,Onscreen Subtitles,Sylvia signs,0,0,0,,{\pos(256,285)\an1\4a&H88&}Open this door right now!\NYou hear me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:53:52.61,0:53:56.00,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,{\an8}If we leave her in there for a month \Nor so, she's bound to quiet down.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:52.71,0:53:55.75,Onscreen Subtitles,Signs,0,0,0,,{\4a&H88&}(Heavy breathing)
Dialogue: 0,0:53:56.00,0:53:56.33,Onscreen Subtitles,Signs,0,0,0,,Ah! <3
Dialogue: 0,0:53:56.00,0:53:59.45,Konosuba_Main - Top,Darkness,0,0,0,,A Devil King general... \Nkilled by starvation?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:56.63,0:53:57.13,Onscreen Subtitles,Signs,0,0,0,,It hurts!
Dialogue: 0,0:53:57.38,0:53:58.38,Onscreen Subtitles,Signs,0,0,0,,Ow, ow, ow!
Dialogue: 0,0:53:58.50,0:53:59.25,Onscreen Subtitles,Signs,0,0,0,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:53:59.45,0:54:00.77,Konosuba_Main - Top,Bukkorori,0,0,0,,Well done, outsider!
Dialogue: 0,0:53:59.50,0:54:00.25,Onscreen Subtitles,Signs,0,0,0,,My breasts!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:00.63,0:54:03.51,Onscreen Subtitles,Sign,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(233,285)}I think my boobies\Nare stuck in the door!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:00.77,0:54:03.63,Konosuba_Main - Top,Bukkorori,0,0,0,,You managed to capture Sylvia, \Nafter she evaded us every time!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:03.97,0:54:04.63,Onscreen Subtitles,Sign,0,0,0,,Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:04.88,0:54:06.01,Onscreen Subtitles,Sign,0,0,0,,I can't move!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:06.39,0:54:08.39,Onscreen Subtitles,Signs,0,0,0,,Come on, Satou Kazuma.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:06.68,0:54:10.16,Konosuba_Main - Top,Aqua,0,0,0,,Isn't there some kind of scary \Nweapon sealed in this place?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:08.64,0:54:10.77,Onscreen Subtitles,Signs,0,0,0,,Won't you please open the door?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:10.16,0:54:13.64,Konosuba_Main - Top,Bukkorori,0,0,0,,Even we couldn't figure out \Nhow to use it. It'll be fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:11.39,0:54:12.31,Onscreen Subtitles,Signs,0,0,0,,Hahh! Hahh!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:12.31,0:54:13.27,Onscreen Subtitles,Signs,0,0,0,,Aw, come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:13.64,0:54:15.14,Onscreen Subtitles,Signs,0,0,0,,Say something, damn it!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:13.85,0:54:16.36,Konosuba_Main - Top,Soketto,0,0,0,,If Sylvia is able to activate the weapon,
Dialogue: 0,0:54:15.40,0:54:17.40,Onscreen Subtitles,Signs,0,0,0,,At least respond, you piece of crap!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:16.36,0:54:18.91,Konosuba_Main - Top,Soketto,0,0,0,,I'll run a lap around the village \Nwhile doing a handstand!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:17.77,0:54:19.77,Onscreen Subtitles,Signs,0,0,0,,Because if you're not gonna poke at me,
Dialogue: 0,0:54:18.91,0:54:20.78,Konosuba_Main - Top,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Whoa, don't set flags!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:20.27,0:54:21.65,Onscreen Subtitles,Signs,0,0,0,,I'm gonna poke you hard, damn it!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:20.78,0:54:22.90,Konosuba_Main - Top,Aqua,0,0,0,,Come on, what are you worried about, Kazuma?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:22.40,0:54:22.90,Onscreen Subtitles,Signs,0,0,0,,You hear me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:23.20,0:54:25.52,Konosuba_Main - Top,Aqua,0,0,0,,You defeated one of \Nthe Devil King's generals!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:23.28,0:54:24.15,Onscreen Subtitles,Signs,0,0,0,,I am going
Dialogue: 0,0:54:24.40,0:54:25.53,Onscreen Subtitles,Signs,0,0,0,,to poke you!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:25.52,0:54:28.00,Konosuba_Main - Top,Aqua,0,0,0,,You basically did it by yourself this time,
Dialogue: 0,0:54:28.00,0:54:31.37,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,but since we're a party, \Nwe split the reward, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:31.85,0:54:34.41,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,What should I buy when we get back to Axel?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:35.64,0:54:39.13,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Why do you do this every damn time?! \NWe need to get out of here, fast!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:52.34,0:54:56.14,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Did you think I was just going \Nto take the weapon with me?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:56.14,0:54:58.28,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,This is my power.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:58.28,0:55:02.75,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I can assimilate anything into \Nmy body, weapons or otherwise!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:03.69,0:55:05.34,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,My name is Sylvia!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:05.34,0:55:09.16,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Sylvia the Growth Chimera, \Nwho has obtained ultimate power!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:14.08,0:55:16.44,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,K-K-Kazuma, this is bad!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:16.44,0:55:17.92,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,That's the Mage Killer!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:17.92,0:55:20.37,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Let's run! We need to get out of here, fast!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:20.37,0:55:23.67,Konosuba_Main,Soketto,0,0,0,,Abandon the village! It's doomed!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:26.99,0:55:30.89,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,We've had our ups and downs,\N but I have this power because of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:31.67,0:55:33.39,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,So I'll spare you.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:35.54,0:55:39.40,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,You can stand there and watch as \NI wipe this village off the map!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:57.63,0:55:58.62,Konosuba_Main,Crimson Demon M,0,0,0,,Hey, look!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:58.62,0:56:00.92,Konosuba_Main,Crimson Demon R,0,0,0,,Isn't that the legendary Mage Killer?!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:01.10,0:56:04.42,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Time for some well-deserved payback!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:12.64,0:56:14.18,Konosuba_Main,S. Goblin 1,0,0,0,,It's Sylvia-sama!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:14.36,0:56:17.75,Konosuba_Main,S. Goblin 2,0,0,0,,Sylvia-sama managed to get \Na hold of the Mage Killer!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:17.75,0:56:20.69,Konosuba_Main,Goblins,0,0,0,,Sylvia! Sylvia!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:25.37,0:56:27.69,Konosuba_Main,Chief,0,0,0,,I never thought the seal would be broken...
Dialogue: 0,0:56:28.25,0:56:29.45,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Village Chief!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:30.22,0:56:31.65,Konosuba_Main,Chief,0,0,0,,Oh, our visitors.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:31.65,0:56:33.98,Konosuba_Main,Chief,0,0,0,,It's a shame this happened \Nwhile you were here.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:33.98,0:56:35.20,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I-It's okay...
Dialogue: 0,0:56:35.41,0:56:39.21,Konosuba_Italics,Chief,0,0,0,,I'm so sorry. It was me \Nwho let that thing out!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:39.37,0:56:41.83,Konosuba_Main,Arue,0,0,0,,The village... is burning.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:43.46,0:56:46.21,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I-Is there seriously nothing we can do?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:46.78,0:56:48.54,Konosuba_Main,Arue,0,0,0,,The Mage Killer does have...
Dialogue: 0,0:56:48.54,0:56:52.22,Konosuba_Main,Arue,0,0,0,,a secret countermeasure.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:52.58,0:56:56.56,Konosuba_Main,Chief,0,0,0,,There are ruins with an inscription that \Nno one has been able to decipher...
Dialogue: 0,0:56:56.56,0:56:57.86,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,There are?!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:57.86,0:56:59.48,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,O-Okay, let's head there right now!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:04.44,0:57:05.23,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,What did she hit?!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:05.45,0:57:07.62,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,That was near your house!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:07.62,0:57:08.75,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Komekko's there!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:08.75,0:57:11.95,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,Megumin, take Kazuma and \Nthe others to those ruins!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:12.43,0:57:15.82,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,Don't worry. I'll protect your family.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:16.42,0:57:18.20,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,That's a knight's duty, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:20.20,0:57:21.58,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Please, save Komekko.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:21.79,0:57:23.96,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Okay, this is do-or-die. Let's go!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:24.75,0:57:26.79,Konosuba_Main,Chief,0,0,0,,"Do-or-die," eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:26.79,0:57:30.06,Konosuba_Main,Chief,0,0,0,,For outsiders, you definitely \Nunderstand our culture!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:30.06,0:57:33.43,Konosuba_Main,Arue,0,0,0,,Not bad. If anything, \Nthings like this are our style!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:33.60,0:57:39.03,Konosuba_Main,Pucchin,0,0,0,,All right, why don't we show her what \Nwe can do to defend the village?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:39.03,0:57:40.43,Konosuba_Main,CDs,0,0,0,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:41.22,0:57:44.94,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I think this disaster might be the kind\N of thing they look forward to...
Dialogue: 0,0:57:45.19,0:57:49.99,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Hey, sorry to interrupt during the big \Nspeeches, but I don't like any of this.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:49.99,0:57:53.61,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,My job is providing support \Nfrom a safe position.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:54.06,0:57:55.59,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Stop whining and move!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:55.59,0:57:57.18,Konosuba_Main,Kazunma,0,0,0,,You're in this party, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:57.18,0:57:58.95,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:58.95,0:58:00.45,Konosuba_Main,Multi,0,0,0,,KONOSUBA!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:01.98,0:58:03.71,Konosuba_Main,Wiz,0,0,0,,Here we are, Vanir-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:04.14,0:58:07.93,Konosuba_Main,Wiz,0,0,0,,I'm sure the craftsman I know can help you!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:07.93,0:58:11.71,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,That confidence only makes me anxious, \Nconsidering it's coming from you.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:12.13,0:58:13.86,Konosuba_Main,Wiz,0,0,0,,It'll be fine!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:13.86,0:58:15.22,Konosuba_Main,Wiz,0,0,0,,He's very skill—
Dialogue: 0,0:58:21.45,0:58:22.63,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,This is screwed up.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:22.63,0:58:23.98,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Kazuma, this way!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:26.65,0:58:27.48,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Hey...
Dialogue: 0,0:58:27.82,0:58:29.54,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,This is Japanese!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:29.54,0:58:31.73,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Japa... what?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:32.17,0:58:34.68,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Uh, don't worry about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:34.68,0:58:38.12,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,"I now leave this record \Nof what has transpired.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:38.69,0:58:42.31,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,One day, the king trampled \Ninto my paradise
Dialogue: 0,0:58:42.31,0:58:45.12,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,demanding a weapon that \Ncould defeat the Devil King."
Dialogue: 0,0:58:45.74,0:58:48.48,Konosuba_Flashback,Prof,0,0,0,,But nothing can be gained from war...
Dialogue: 0,0:58:50.97,0:58:54.57,Konosuba_Flashback_Italics,Prof,0,0,0,,I tried to brush it off with that, \Nbut a lady researcher slapped me.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:54.99,0:58:58.56,Konosuba_Flashback_Italics,Prof,0,0,0,,I kinda think I already contributed \Nenough to this country
Dialogue: 0,0:58:58.56,0:59:01.03,Konosuba_Flashback_Italics,Prof,0,0,0,,using the cheat ability I got \Nwhen I came to this world!
Dialogue: 0,0:59:01.03,0:59:03.76,Konosuba_Flashback_Italics,Prof,0,0,0,,I'm all out of ideas!
Dialogue: 0,0:59:06.33,0:59:08.68,Konosuba_Flashback_Italics,Prof,0,0,0,,I managed to come up with a weapon \Nto deal with the Devil King.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:08.68,0:59:11.32,Konosuba_Flashback_Italics,Prof,0,0,0,,I say that, but they're just \Nhumans that I modified...
Dialogue: 0,0:59:12.02,0:59:14.82,Konosuba_Flashback,Crimson Demons,0,0,0,,Master, please give us our new names.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:15.11,0:59:16.83,Konosuba_Flashback_Italics,Prof,0,0,0,,Master who?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:16.83,0:59:18.57,Konosuba_Flashback_Italics,Prof,0,0,0,,Boy, they're really acting the part.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:18.57,0:59:23.29,Konosuba_Flashback_Italics,Prof,0,0,0,,Between asking for red eyes and wanting \Nidentifying numbers on each of their bodies...
Dialogue: 0,0:59:23.29,0:59:26.08,Konosuba_Flashback_Italics,Prof,0,0,0,,Is everyone in this country a nutcase?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:26.08,0:59:28.87,Konosuba_Flashback_Italics,Prof,0,0,0,,I randomly came up with \Nthe name "Crimson Demons,"
Dialogue: 0,0:59:28.87,0:59:31.09,Konosuba_Flashback_Italics,Prof,0,0,0,,and they absolutely loved it for some reason!
Dialogue: 0,0:59:31.26,0:59:33.65,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Kazuma, what are you doing?!
Dialogue: 0,0:59:33.65,0:59:35.51,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Take your hands off my ears!
Dialogue: 0,0:59:35.97,0:59:40.38,Konosuba_Flashback_Italics,Prof,0,0,0,,The Crimson Demons found out about the \NMage Killer that I made a prototype of,
Dialogue: 0,0:59:40.38,0:59:43.01,Konosuba_Flashback_Italics,Prof,0,0,0,,and they called it "our natural enemy!"
Dialogue: 0,0:59:43.27,0:59:45.22,Konosuba_Flashback,Crimson Demon,0,0,0,,Fight sorcerer technology \Nwith sorcerer technology.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:45.22,0:59:48.52,Konosuba_Flashback,Crimson Demon,0,0,0,,We desire a deterrent to \Nprevent it from running amok.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:49.80,0:59:54.03,Konosuba_Flashback_Italics,Prof,0,0,0,,I honestly don't hate their whole \N"pretentious but nerdy" aesthetic.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:59.56,1:00:02.92,Konosuba_Flashback_Italics,Prof,0,0,0,,For something I threw together, this \Ndeterrent turned out pretty awesome!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:02.92,1:00:05.39,Konosuba_Flashback_Italics,Prof,0,0,0,,It's only about as big \Nas a clothes-drying pole,
Dialogue: 0,1:00:05.39,1:00:07.74,Konosuba_Flashback_Italics,Prof,0,0,0,,but it's got enough firepower \Nto wreck the planet!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:08.27,1:00:13.33,Konosuba_Flashback_Italics,Prof,0,0,0,,I can't think of a better name, \Nso I'll just call it the Railgun (TBD), for now.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:13.33,1:00:14.37,Konosuba_Flashback_Italics,Prof,0,0,0,,Baby!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:14.37,1:00:16.84,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,What the hell do you mean, Railgun (TBD)?!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:17.52,1:00:19.23,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,I feel like... I should apologize.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:19.23,1:00:22.10,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Quit sending dumbasses into this world!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:22.10,1:00:23.94,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Between the Destroyer and the Mage Killer,
Dialogue: 0,1:00:23.94,1:00:26.04,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,do you realize how many times \Nthis guy has screwed up?!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:26.04,1:00:27.12,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,What did it say?!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:27.12,1:00:27.98,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Well, do you?!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:29.06,1:00:31.60,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,They took a dangerous weapon \Nand used it for laundry!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:31.60,1:00:35.40,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Is there something wrong \Nwith the Crimson Demons?!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:37.88,1:00:40.41,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Burn! Burn!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:40.76,1:00:44.87,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Let this village of lunatics \Nbe reduced to ash!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:46.04,1:00:48.37,Konosuba_Main,S. Goblin 1,0,0,0,,Sylvia-sama! You look incredible!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:48.58,1:00:49.98,Konosuba_Main,Fat Goblin 2,0,0,0,,So cool!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:49.98,1:00:51.29,Konosuba_Main,S. Goblin 2,0,0,0,,Stylish!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:51.29,1:00:52.63,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,You boys...
Dialogue: 0,1:00:53.53,1:00:56.24,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I'm sorry you had it so rough until now.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:56.24,1:00:59.13,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I only made it this far because of you all.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:59.27,1:01:01.75,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Thank you! You're the best \Narmy I could've asked for!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:03.22,1:01:07.14,Konosuba_Main,S. Goblin 1,0,0,0,,We'll follow you wherever \Nyou lead us, Sylvia-sama!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:03.88,1:01:07.14,Konosuba_Main,Army,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sylvia! Sylvia!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:07.14,1:01:08.58,Konosuba_Main,Chief,0,0,0,,This ends now!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:12.65,1:01:14.29,Konosuba_Main,Chief,0,0,0,,I am called Hiropon!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:14.29,1:01:17.15,Konosuba_Main,Chief,0,0,0,,The chief of this village, \Nand he who leads the Crimson Demons!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:17.15,1:01:20.84,Konosuba_Main,Pucchin,0,0,0,,I am called Pucchin! The foremost \Neducator among the Crimson Demons,
Dialogue: 0,1:01:20.84,1:01:22.66,Konosuba_Main,Pucchin,0,0,0,,and he who will one day be headmaster!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:22.66,1:01:26.01,Konosuba_Main,Shikobei,0,0,0,,I am called Shikobei! The foremost \Nfisherman among the Crimson Demons,
Dialogue: 0,1:01:26.01,1:01:28.16,Konosuba_Main,Shikobei,0,0,0,,and he who will one day catch a kraken!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:28.16,1:01:31.14,Konosuba_Main,Chakamiya,0,0,0,,I am called Chakamiya! \NOwner of the foremost bakery
Dialogue: 0,1:01:31.14,1:01:33.79,Konosuba_Main,Chakamiya,0,0,0,,among the Crimson Demons, \Nand master of yeast!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:33.79,1:01:34.57,Konosuba_Main,CD G,0,0,0,,I am called—
Dialogue: 0,1:01:34.57,1:01:35.24,Konosuba_Main,CD H,0,0,0,,I am called—
Dialogue: 0,1:01:35.24,1:01:36.25,Konosuba_Main,CD I,0,0,0,,I am called—
Dialogue: 0,1:01:36.25,1:01:39.76,Konosuba_Main,Crimson Demons,0,0,0,,Burning Flash!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:40.96,1:01:44.01,Konosuba_Main,Goblins,0,0,0,,Sylvia-sama!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:06.59,1:02:08.10,Konosuba_Main,Pucchin,0,0,0,,It seems...
Dialogue: 0,1:02:08.10,1:02:09.79,Konosuba_Main,Chief,0,0,0,,...this won't be that easy.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:09.97,1:02:12.54,Konosuba_Main,Dodonko,0,0,0,,Hey! You didn't even get rid of the goblins!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:13.16,1:02:15.88,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,This magic weapon is magnificent.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:15.88,1:02:20.09,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,The Crimson Demons will be destroyed \Nby the very power they've safeguarded!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:23.16,1:02:24.55,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Now, despair...
Dialogue: 0,1:02:25.01,1:02:28.22,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Ancient Dispel!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:36.89,1:02:38.27,Konosuba_Main,Funifura,0,0,0,,That scared me!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:38.27,1:02:39.70,Konosuba_Main,Dodonko,0,0,0,,What the heck did she do?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:39.70,1:02:41.82,Konosuba_Main,Crimson Demon D,0,0,0,,Don't stop now! Keep lighting her up!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:42.31,1:02:46.27,Konosuba_Main,Funifura,0,0,0,,Diabolic flames, run wild! Inferno!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:48.30,1:02:49.37,Konosuba_Main,Crimson Demon O,0,0,0,,Our magic...
Dialogue: 0,1:02:49.37,1:02:50.58,Konosuba_Main,Crimson Demon E,0,0,0,,It's not casting!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:50.84,1:02:53.14,Konosuba_Main,Pucchin,0,0,0,,W-We can't teleport, either!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:53.14,1:02:55.11,Konosuba_Main,Chief,0,0,0,,This is bad! Run for it!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:55.11,1:02:58.08,Konosuba_Main,Chakamiya,0,0,0,,We can't take on the Mage Killer after all!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:58.27,1:03:01.99,Konosuba_Main,S. Goblin 1,0,0,0,,If the Crimson Demons are just a \Nbunch of oafs without their magic...
Dialogue: 0,1:03:01.99,1:03:03.58,Konosuba_Main,S. Goblin 2,0,0,0,,We've got them now!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:08.90,1:03:11.10,Konosuba_Main,S. Goblin,0,0,0,,Get your scrawny butts back here!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:11.27,1:03:11.83,Konosuba_Main,Dodonko,0,0,0,,Hurry!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:11.83,1:03:13.10,Konosuba_Main,Funifura,0,0,0,,Hey, slow down!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:16.59,1:03:17.58,Konosuba_Main,Dodonko,0,0,0,,Funifura!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:22.88,1:03:25.54,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Whatever's the matter, ladies?
Dialogue: 0,1:03:26.29,1:03:30.58,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,How unlucky for you. If you were \Ncute boys, I might've spared you...
Dialogue: 0,1:03:30.96,1:03:33.90,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,But your people have made a \Nmockery of us for too long.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:35.20,1:03:36.33,Konosuba_Main,Arue,0,0,0,,Oh, no!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:36.33,1:03:38.81,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Light of Saber!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:54.33,1:03:57.73,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,You've done enough, \NDevil King Army General Sylvia!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:01.20,1:04:02.73,Konosuba_Main,Crimson Demon G,0,0,0,,That's the chief's daughter!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:02.73,1:04:03.80,Konosuba_Main,Funifura,0,0,0,,Yunyun?!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:03.80,1:04:04.98,Konosuba_Main,Dodonko,0,0,0,,Idiot! What are you doing?!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:05.43,1:04:08.74,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,I'm can't abandon my friends.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:08.99,1:04:10.22,Konosuba_Main,Both,0,0,0,,Yunyun...
Dialogue: 0,1:04:14.33,1:04:15.91,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,I am called Yunyun!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:15.91,1:04:19.48,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Arch wizard, and wielder of advanced magic!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:19.48,1:04:22.09,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,The foremost mage among the Crimson Demons,
Dialogue: 0,1:04:22.09,1:04:24.89,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,and future leader of this village!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:30.18,1:04:31.53,Konosuba_Main,Chief,0,0,0,,My daughter!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:31.53,1:04:34.66,Konosuba_Main,Chief,0,0,0,,She used to act so embarrassed \Nabout giving her introduction...
Dialogue: 0,1:04:34.66,1:04:38.06,Konosuba_Main,Pucchin,0,0,0,,That's my student!\N I'm the one who taught her!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:38.06,1:04:39.26,Konosuba_Main,CD N,0,0,0,,Yunyun!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:39.26,1:04:40.82,Konosuba_Main,CD X,0,0,0,,You can do it!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:40.82,1:04:42.81,Konosuba_Main,CDs,0,0,0,,Yunyun! Yunyun!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:42.81,1:04:43.56,Konosuba_Main,CDs,0,0,0,,Yunyun!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:43.56,1:04:44.90,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,I challenge you to a duel, Sylvia!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:44.90,1:04:48.82,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,If you want to destroy the village, \Nyou'll have to beat me first!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:48.82,1:04:50.73,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,How adorable.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:50.73,1:04:55.58,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,But I actually hate cute \Nyoung things like you!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:59.03,1:05:02.51,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,My crimson eyes will overlook no evil!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:03.26,1:05:04.38,Konosuba_Main,Both,0,0,0,,Yunyun!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:04.59,1:05:07.96,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,That is my crimson fate!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:10.54,1:05:12.14,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,The scope is set!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:12.14,1:05:14.95,Konosuba_Main,Komekko,0,0,0,,{\an8}Yay! Yay!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:12.14,1:05:15.89,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sacred Exorcism! Sacred Exorcism! \NSacred Exorcism!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:12.84,1:05:14.23,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,We made it in time!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:14.23,1:05:15.89,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Time to put an end to this!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:16.49,1:05:20.12,Konosuba_Main,Chekera,0,0,0,,Huh, and I thought it was just \Na pole for hanging clothes.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:20.12,1:05:22.40,Konosuba_Main,Hyoi,0,0,0,,So that's my son-in-law...
Dialogue: 0,1:05:22.59,1:05:25.90,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Sylvia... It's been fun,
Dialogue: 0,1:05:26.36,1:05:27.90,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,but this is goodbye!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:28.08,1:05:29.40,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Snipe.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:32.91,1:05:35.09,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,What the hell?! It's broken!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:35.09,1:05:36.39,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,Here, let me see.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:36.39,1:05:38.12,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,With things like this, if you just smack it...
Dialogue: 0,1:05:38.91,1:05:39.94,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Stop it!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:39.94,1:05:43.16,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Hey, I charged that thing with \Nplenty of magic power! What gives?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:41.71,1:05:43.16,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,{\an8}I need to hit it!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:43.16,1:05:46.23,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Shut up! We need to help Yunyun \Nbefore she's really in trouble!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:43.58,1:05:44.93,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,{\an8}We need to hit it!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:48.12,1:05:49.96,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,And now, the star arrives!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:49.96,1:05:52.97,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,F-Forgive me! Just forget I said anything!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:52.97,1:05:54.47,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Not happening!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:55.02,1:05:56.66,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I am called Megumin!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:57.01,1:05:59.65,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I am supreme and almighty in my dominion!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:59.65,1:06:02.98,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,She who calls down the power \Nof the very heavens themselves!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:03.17,1:06:06.98,Konosuba_Main,Yuiyui,0,0,0,,Stop using that joke magic!\N You're old enough to know better!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:06.98,1:06:09.15,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Sorry! I'm so sorry!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:11.00,1:06:14.24,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,It comes! It comes! The hordes of flame...
Dialogue: 0,1:06:14.78,1:06:18.28,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Now display your force, by my command!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:19.15,1:06:21.50,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Explosion!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:35.97,1:06:37.62,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Well, as a goddess,
Dialogue: 0,1:06:37.62,1:06:40.65,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,I have an obligation to protect \NKomekko's young life,
Dialogue: 0,1:06:40.65,1:06:41.81,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,so I'm going to run off.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:41.81,1:06:44.52,Konosuba_Main,Komekko,0,0,0,,Hey, it's glowing now.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:46.83,1:06:48.89,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,It wasn't broken after all!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:48.89,1:06:50.90,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,It just didn't have enough magic power!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:51.22,1:06:53.49,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Seems like you've got some \Nkind of scheme in mind.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:53.78,1:06:55.48,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Sylvia!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:55.48,1:06:57.16,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Remember my name!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:57.65,1:07:00.79,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,And when you're on the other side, \Ntell your buddies I said hi!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:01.23,1:07:02.82,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I am Sa—
Dialogue: 0,1:07:02.82,1:07:04.16,Konosuba_Main,Komekko,0,0,0,,Boom!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:12.42,1:07:13.43,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Wha...
Dialogue: 0,1:07:13.43,1:07:17.63,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,A-Am I... done?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:23.58,1:07:25.37,Konosuba_Main,Komekko,0,0,0,,I am called Komekko!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:25.37,1:07:28.13,Konosuba_Main,Komekko,0,0,0,,The foremost lovable little sister \Namong the Crimson Demons!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:28.13,1:07:30.92,Konosuba_Main,Komekko,0,0,0,,And she who is stronger \Nthan a Devil King general!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:35.70,1:07:37.12,Konosuba_Main,Everyone,0,0,0,,KONOSUBA.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:43.74,1:07:46.48,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,What happened to me?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:49.99,1:07:52.95,Konosuba_Main,Verdia,0,0,0,,Hey! Hey!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:53.61,1:07:55.30,Konosuba_Main,Verdia,0,0,0,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:55.53,1:07:58.24,Konosuba_Main,Verdia,0,0,0,,Come on! Come join us!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:58.24,1:08:01.80,Konosuba_Main,Hans,0,0,0,,I'm all clean now.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:01.95,1:08:03.53,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Verdia and Hans?!
Dialogue: 0,1:08:03.53,1:08:05.31,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,No! Is this place—
Dialogue: 0,1:08:08.23,1:08:12.82,Konosuba_Main,Verdia,0,0,0,,Come on. Come with us, and we can \Nall hang out like we used to.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:12.82,1:08:17.07,Konosuba_Main,Hans,0,0,0,,Soap, detergent, soap, \Ndetergent, soap, detergent...
Dialogue: 0,1:08:17.07,1:08:19.46,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,No! I don't want this!
Dialogue: 0,1:08:19.46,1:08:21.71,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I don't wanna go to the other side!
Dialogue: 0,1:08:24.00,1:08:27.83,Konosuba_Main,Verdia,0,0,0,,Come... with us...
Dialogue: 0,1:08:38.05,1:08:40.05,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,That was a brutal battle.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:40.43,1:08:43.98,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,I swear to never hurt another person again.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:44.56,1:08:48.25,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Seriously, stop saying stuff that sets flags!
Dialogue: 0,1:08:50.22,1:08:54.36,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Life...
Dialogue: 0,1:08:56.57,1:09:01.23,Konosuba_Main,Verdia,0,0,0,,Join us... Come with us!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:01.53,1:09:05.24,Konosuba_Main,Hans,0,0,0,,I'm all clean now...
Dialogue: 0,1:09:05.24,1:09:07.83,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Life!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:08.43,1:09:09.93,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,What is that?!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:09.93,1:09:11.93,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Isn't that the slime we fought before?!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:11.93,1:09:13.45,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,And over there...
Dialogue: 0,1:09:14.28,1:09:15.41,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,The Dullahan!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:20.16,1:09:23.40,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I won't let it end like this!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:23.40,1:09:29.47,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,My life has only just begun! \NI'm going to continue living!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:31.21,1:09:33.04,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Crap, crap, crap, crap!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:33.04,1:09:35.83,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Slow down! Kazuma-san, wait for me!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:35.83,1:09:38.33,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Faster! You need to run faster!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:38.33,1:09:40.53,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Megumin, stop squirming!
Dialogue: 0,1:10:03.75,1:10:05.05,Konosuba_Main,Crimson Demons,0,0,0,,She revived?!
Dialogue: 0,1:10:05.05,1:10:07.72,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,What the hell is that?!
Dialogue: 0,1:10:08.84,1:10:12.69,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,My soul nearly passed on...
Dialogue: 0,1:10:12.69,1:10:15.48,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I'm going to crush all of you!
Dialogue: 0,1:10:24.35,1:10:27.49,Konosuba_Main,Wiz,0,0,0,,Cursed Crystal Prison!
Dialogue: 0,1:10:37.19,1:10:41.01,Konosuba_Main,Wiz,0,0,0,,K-Kazuma-san, what in the world is going on?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:41.44,1:10:43.42,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Wiz?! What are you doing here?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:43.42,1:10:46.43,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,My boy, who is so gifted in \Nliving a cowardly life...
Dialogue: 0,1:10:47.14,1:10:49.62,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,In order to produce your \Ndesigns as merchandise,
Dialogue: 0,1:10:49.62,1:10:52.39,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,we came to visit a craftsman in \Nthis village, but it seems...
Dialogue: 0,1:10:54.08,1:10:57.61,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,You've unleashed a magical weapon \Nout of fear for your own life?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:57.61,1:10:58.27,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Wha?!
Dialogue: 0,1:10:58.51,1:11:01.37,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,You can't hide the truth from \Na demon that reads minds.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:01.74,1:11:05.74,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,That said, if the village is destroyed, \Nour arrangement can't be completed...
Dialogue: 0,1:11:05.74,1:11:08.70,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,My, my, what a mess.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:09.39,1:11:14.25,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Hey! I thought you were going to use \Nyour stolen ideas to make us all rich?!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:22.23,1:11:25.07,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Wiz?! And Vanir?!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:25.07,1:11:27.64,Konosuba_Main,Wiz,0,0,0,,Hello again, Sylvia-san.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:27.64,1:11:29.97,Konosuba_Main,Wiz,0,0,0,,Can I convince you to take \Na diplomatic approach here?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:29.97,1:11:31.43,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Hell no!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:32.65,1:11:37.44,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,The Devil King's forces learning of my \Nsurvival would be more trouble than I'd like...
Dialogue: 0,1:11:37.86,1:11:39.69,Konosuba_Main,Trio,0,0,0,,You damned traitors!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:45.31,1:11:48.93,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,I don't understand what just happened, \Nother than you screwed up again, Kazuma!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:48.93,1:11:51.10,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Well, I'm not going back \Nto sleeping in stables!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:51.10,1:11:55.46,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,After the taste of luxury I've had, \NI can't go back to living where I work!
Dialogue: 0,1:12:10.06,1:12:14.47,Konosuba_Main,Wiz,0,0,0,,Sylvia-san! I can't believe you'd turn \Nyourself into... that! Seriously!
Dialogue: 0,1:12:14.68,1:12:17.95,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I'm so sure, Wiz! \NSomeone like you could never understand
Dialogue: 0,1:12:17.95,1:12:20.41,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,what it's like for those \Nof us on the front lines!
Dialogue: 0,1:12:20.41,1:12:23.69,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,The way you ditz through life,\Nnothing ever goes wrong!
Dialogue: 0,1:12:23.69,1:12:24.78,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,It pisses me off!
Dialogue: 0,1:12:26.90,1:12:29.70,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Kazuma, don't you have some kind of plan?!
Dialogue: 0,1:12:29.70,1:12:32.28,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Also, I demand you return my Explosion.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:32.51,1:12:34.77,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Is now really the time?!
Dialogue: 0,1:12:34.77,1:12:37.79,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,She's fighting Wiz and Vanir \Nand still has the edge!
Dialogue: 0,1:12:38.08,1:12:38.71,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Damn it!
Dialogue: 0,1:12:47.55,1:12:48.62,Konosuba_Main,Wiz,0,0,0,,My magic...
Dialogue: 0,1:12:49.56,1:12:51.97,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,It seems physical damage \Nisn't doing much, either.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:52.13,1:12:55.13,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,How is she so strong?! It's totally unfair!
Dialogue: 0,1:12:55.13,1:12:59.16,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Damn it! Maybe there's a weakness? Like what?!
Dialogue: 0,1:12:59.16,1:13:01.98,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Like... like... like...
Dialogue: 0,1:13:01.98,1:13:04.88,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Like? Like...
Dialogue: 0,1:13:04.88,1:13:08.24,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Like? Like... My popular phase?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:11.63,1:13:12.37,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Kazuma?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:20.09,1:13:22.33,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Damn it, fine!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:39.24,1:13:41.84,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Traitors deserve death.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:00.17,1:14:02.07,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,You okay, Wiz?!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:02.07,1:14:02.92,Konosuba_Main,Wiz,0,0,0,,Kazuma-san!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:04.14,1:14:07.27,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,The real battle starts now!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:13.36,1:14:16.41,Konosuba_Main,Verdia,0,0,0,,The pervert knight with the terrible attacks!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:16.41,1:14:17.98,Konosuba_Main,Verdia,0,0,0,,What's become of her?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:18.84,1:14:22.16,Konosuba_Main,Verdia,0,0,0,,You! Vanir, the Mind-Reading Demon!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:22.16,1:14:25.69,Konosuba_Main,Vanir,0,0,0,,We meet again, Verdia the Hero Slayer.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:25.89,1:14:28.15,Konosuba_Main,Guy E,0,0,0,,What's going on? \NWhat are they planning to do?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:28.15,1:14:29.62,Konosuba_Main,Crimson Demon,0,0,0,,Hey, look!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:33.40,1:14:34.19,Konosuba_Main,Funifura,0,0,0,,Megumin?!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:34.19,1:14:35.20,Konosuba_Main,Dodonko,0,0,0,,Yunyun?!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:35.35,1:14:37.81,Konosuba_Main,Funifura,0,0,0,,Those two can't even use Teleport!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:37.81,1:14:39.00,Konosuba_Main,Soketto,0,0,0,,Could it be...
Dialogue: 0,1:14:39.62,1:14:42.07,Konosuba_Main,Arue,0,0,0,,They intend to die.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:43.46,1:14:45.67,Konosuba_Main,Chief,0,0,0,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:47.75,1:14:51.88,Konosuba_Main,Hyoi,0,0,0,,My daughter... You can't die, Megumin!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:51.88,1:14:55.33,Konosuba_Main,CDs,0,0,0,,Megumin! Yunyun!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:54.12,1:14:55.64,Konosuba_Main,Wiz,0,0,0,,Everyone!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:55.79,1:14:58.39,Konosuba_Main,Wiz,0,0,0,,I need your help!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:58.76,1:15:01.89,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Blessing. Blessing. Blessing.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:01.89,1:15:05.15,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Blessing. Blessing. Blessing.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:05.15,1:15:07.42,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,I've known you for a while now, Kazuma-san,
Dialogue: 0,1:15:07.42,1:15:09.44,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,and you never run out of crazy ideas.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:09.44,1:15:10.78,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,It'll be fine.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:12.17,1:15:14.28,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I've got a goddess on my side, right?
Dialogue: 0,1:15:16.01,1:15:18.90,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Give me all you've got, partner!
Dialogue: 0,1:15:22.32,1:15:23.79,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Leave it to me!
Dialogue: 0,1:15:36.55,1:15:38.07,Konosuba_Main,CD F,0,0,0,,Is this...
Dialogue: 0,1:15:38.58,1:15:40.11,Konosuba_Main,Pucchin,0,0,0,,She's a dark one...
Dialogue: 0,1:15:40.67,1:15:44.71,Konosuba_Main,Pucchin,0,0,0,,But... twists like this are kind of my thing.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:45.44,1:15:49.48,Konosuba_Main,Soketto,0,0,0,,Right! You understand our culture \Npretty well, for an outsider!
Dialogue: 0,1:15:49.48,1:15:50.94,Konosuba_Main,Wiz,0,0,0,,Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,1:15:51.92,1:15:55.77,Konosuba_Main,Wiz,0,0,0,,Now, everyone, while Kazuma \Nand the others are buying time,
Dialogue: 0,1:15:55.77,1:15:57.20,Konosuba_Main,Wiz,0,0,0,,give me your magic power!
Dialogue: 0,1:16:05.43,1:16:07.79,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I'm sick of wasting my time with this village
Dialogue: 0,1:16:07.79,1:16:10.11,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,full of maniacs with nothing to show for it!
Dialogue: 0,1:16:11.14,1:16:15.21,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I've fought this entire time with my pride \Nas a general in the Devil King's army!
Dialogue: 0,1:16:15.21,1:16:19.09,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,And my men, who admire me, \Nhave fought loyally in my name!
Dialogue: 0,1:16:19.97,1:16:21.10,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,But...
Dialogue: 0,1:16:26.60,1:16:30.37,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,When I was on the verge of death, \NI realized something!
Dialogue: 0,1:16:30.37,1:16:32.38,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,That I was wrong!
Dialogue: 0,1:16:33.44,1:16:35.78,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Satisfaction and happiness \Naren't the same thing!
Dialogue: 0,1:16:36.27,1:16:40.40,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,No matter how hard I try, the only \Npeople who notice are goblins!
Dialogue: 0,1:16:40.40,1:16:42.87,Konosuba_Main,Goblin,0,0,0,,Sylvia-sama! I love you!
Dialogue: 0,1:16:45.69,1:16:48.06,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I have relationships, but no love!
Dialogue: 0,1:16:48.06,1:16:51.21,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I've never wanted romance \Nas badly as I do now!
Dialogue: 0,1:16:51.21,1:16:55.42,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,My life won't shine until \NI finally have love in it!
Dialogue: 0,1:16:55.42,1:16:56.92,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,You idiot!
Dialogue: 0,1:17:05.81,1:17:06.93,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,That's not true.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:09.07,1:17:13.37,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Sylvia, from the moment I met you...
Dialogue: 0,1:17:16.34,1:17:18.30,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,You were already shining!
Dialogue: 0,1:17:25.53,1:17:29.76,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,N-No one's ever scolded \Nme like that before...
Dialogue: 0,1:17:30.70,1:17:31.78,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Sylvia.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:38.13,1:17:39.84,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I can't believe you...
Dialogue: 0,1:17:47.17,1:17:48.62,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I love you.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:49.18,1:17:50.63,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I love you.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:51.18,1:17:52.63,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I love you...
Dialogue: 0,1:17:53.19,1:17:54.63,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,...so much!
Dialogue: 0,1:18:04.83,1:18:08.16,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I love you!
Dialogue: 0,1:18:08.87,1:18:10.91,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,The rest is up to you guys!
Dialogue: 0,1:18:15.65,1:18:18.17,Konosuba_Main,Wiz,0,0,0,,S-So much magic power!
Dialogue: 0,1:18:18.59,1:18:20.05,Konosuba_Main,Wiz,0,0,0,,Megumin-san, Yunyun-san,
Dialogue: 0,1:18:20.73,1:18:23.43,Konosuba_Main,Wiz,0,0,0,,it's all yours!
Dialogue: 0,1:18:30.14,1:18:31.81,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,The magic power...
Dialogue: 0,1:18:31.81,1:18:33.94,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,of everyone in the village!
Dialogue: 0,1:18:36.90,1:18:39.94,Konosuba_Italics,Megumin,0,0,0,,This is crazy! I've never heard \Nof a gamble with worse odds!
Dialogue: 0,1:18:40.16,1:18:43.50,Konosuba_Flashback,Megumin,0,0,0,,Kazuma becoming Sylvia's weakness... \Nbecause she'll like him?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:43.82,1:18:46.79,Konosuba_Flashback,Megumin,0,0,0,,If only I knew advanced magic...
Dialogue: 0,1:18:47.22,1:18:48.19,Konosuba_Flashback,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Megumin.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:49.46,1:18:52.96,Konosuba_Flashback,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Kazuma-san has faith in your Explosion magic.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:53.33,1:18:56.08,Konosuba_Flashback,Yunyun,0,0,0,,He wouldn't come up with a \Nplan like this if he didn't.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:59.60,1:19:03.51,Konosuba_Flashback,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Megumin, have you lost \Nfaith in Explosion magic?
Dialogue: 0,1:19:07.44,1:19:12.48,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Power... surging!
Dialogue: 0,1:19:17.43,1:19:18.92,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,I am called Yunyun!
Dialogue: 0,1:19:18.92,1:19:22.37,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,The foremost and greatest mage \Namong the Crimson Demons!
Dialogue: 0,1:19:23.14,1:19:24.74,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I am called Megumin!
Dialogue: 0,1:19:24.74,1:19:27.99,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,The foremost and greatest mage \Namong the Crimson Demons!
Dialogue: 0,1:19:29.00,1:19:33.32,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Because Yunyun allowed me to pursue \NExplosion magic on that day,
Dialogue: 0,1:19:33.32,1:19:35.00,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I became who I am now!
Dialogue: 0,1:19:35.75,1:19:39.75,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,And because I had Megumin as my \Nrival, I became who I am now!
Dialogue: 0,1:19:42.60,1:19:45.93,Konosuba_Main,Yunyun,0,0,0,,Light of Saber!
Dialogue: 0,1:19:47.87,1:19:51.02,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Let the storm blow! Let the flames roar!
Dialogue: 0,1:19:54.75,1:19:56.91,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Explosion magic is the stuff of dreams!
Dialogue: 0,1:19:57.29,1:20:00.91,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,It is the ultimate magic that \Nturns the impossible possible!
Dialogue: 0,1:20:01.22,1:20:04.03,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Explosion!
Dialogue: 0,1:20:09.97,1:20:11.50,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Love!
Dialogue: 0,1:20:15.56,1:20:16.50,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,A barrier?!
Dialogue: 0,1:20:16.73,1:20:18.25,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Dreams!
Dialogue: 0,1:20:20.16,1:20:21.75,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Hope!
Dialogue: 0,1:20:27.02,1:20:28.59,Konosuba_Main,Funifura,0,0,0,,Don't give up, Megumin!
Dialogue: 0,1:20:28.59,1:20:30.47,Konosuba_Main,Dodonko,0,0,0,,You can do it, Yunyun!
Dialogue: 0,1:20:30.47,1:20:32.76,Konosuba_Main,Pucchin,0,0,0,,My students!
Dialogue: 0,1:20:38.86,1:20:41.77,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,That magic can't take my life!
Dialogue: 0,1:20:41.97,1:20:45.58,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I'm moving forward! Into the future!
Dialogue: 0,1:20:45.58,1:20:46.65,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Sylvia.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:48.46,1:20:49.69,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Let's go...
Dialogue: 0,1:20:51.11,1:20:52.41,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Together!
Dialogue: 0,1:20:54.11,1:20:56.04,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,I love you...
Dialogue: 0,1:20:56.59,1:20:58.51,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I love you!
Dialogue: 0,1:21:04.02,1:21:06.38,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Kazuma was able to bring down \Nthe barrier in her heart!
Dialogue: 0,1:21:17.99,1:21:23.56,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,Satou Kazuma... y-you... toyed with me,
Dialogue: 0,1:21:25.49,1:21:28.28,Konosuba_Main,Sylvia,0,0,0,,but I still love you!
Dialogue: 0,1:21:28.45,1:21:33.78,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,This... is... my popular phase!
Dialogue: 0,1:21:49.80,1:21:52.05,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,And so, my popular phase came to an end.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:54.94,1:21:58.86,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,If Aqua hadn't used Blessing to \Nbuff my luck dozens of times over,
Dialogue: 0,1:21:58.86,1:22:02.21,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I would've probably been blasted \Nbeyond even smithereens.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:03.31,1:22:06.02,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Even with my higher than average luck stat,
Dialogue: 0,1:22:06.02,1:22:08.14,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,this was an incredibly risky move.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:12.45,1:22:14.32,Konosuba_Main,Luna,0,0,0,,Welcome back, Kazuma-san.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:15.02,1:22:18.21,Konosuba_Main,Ruffian,0,0,0,,I see. Sounds like you've been through hell.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:18.21,1:22:21.41,Konosuba_Main,Ruffian,0,0,0,,But ain't that what adventuring's all about?
Dialogue: 0,1:22:21.41,1:22:23.33,Konosuba_Main,Ruffian,0,0,0,,A toast to your adventure!
Dialogue: 0,1:22:23.55,1:22:26.09,Konosuba_Main,Adventurers,0,0,0,,Let's all cheer for Kazuma!
Dialogue: 0,1:22:26.09,1:22:29.72,Konosuba_Main,Adventurers,0,0,0,,Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
Dialogue: 0,1:22:31.13,1:22:33.70,Konosuba_Main,Ruffian,0,0,0,,Warriors deserve cheers every now and then.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:34.59,1:22:39.17,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,There's no telling when my next \Npopular phase will kick in.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:41.39,1:22:42.65,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,There we go!
Dialogue: 0,1:22:44.51,1:22:46.81,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,It's perfect weather for a picnic today.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:47.24,1:22:51.33,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Man, yet another brutal adventure...
Dialogue: 0,1:22:51.82,1:22:52.99,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:56.08,1:23:01.58,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,If I knew advanced magic, \Nyou wouldn't have died...
Dialogue: 0,1:23:01.58,1:23:02.94,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,You've got that right.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:03.75,1:23:06.75,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,The whole process is pretty unpleasant, \Nuntil you're fully revived.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:07.41,1:23:10.26,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Plus, the moment you die... hurts super bad.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:15.60,1:23:16.40,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,What's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:19.30,1:23:22.16,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Can I ask you to do something terrible?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:23.31,1:23:27.02,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I want to be a mage who doesn't \Nget in the way from now on.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:31.07,1:23:34.90,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,You want me to press the button \Nso you can learn advanced magic?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:36.84,1:23:39.08,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,What happened to your talk about dreams?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:39.08,1:23:42.66,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,It's time to wake up. I'll be sealing\N my Explosion magic away.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:43.22,1:23:46.03,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,The foremost mage among the Crimson Demons,
Dialogue: 0,1:23:46.03,1:23:48.69,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,and the wielder of advanced magic!
Dialogue: 0,1:23:49.07,1:23:51.04,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,From now on, that'll be my calling card.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:51.80,1:23:57.36,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Since I have higher magic potential \Nthan Yunyun, with advanced magic,
Dialogue: 0,1:23:57.36,1:24:00.01,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I know I'll be number one \Namong the Crimson Demons!
Dialogue: 0,1:24:00.01,1:24:04.18,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I'm not going to let her take that title.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:12.38,1:24:14.02,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,This is so dumb.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:19.36,1:24:20.00,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Here.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:20.86,1:24:21.45,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Thanks...
Dialogue: 0,1:24:24.20,1:24:26.12,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Well, let's get going.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:28.16,1:24:31.37,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Hey, Megumin. Light one up for me.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:32.98,1:24:35.97,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,You haven't done your daily \NExplosion today, right?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:37.43,1:24:39.58,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I can't believe you...
Dialogue: 0,1:24:39.58,1:24:42.21,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,To ask me to use it as soon \Nas I decided to stop...
Dialogue: 0,1:24:42.21,1:24:43.97,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,What are you thinking?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:51.29,1:24:52.87,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Very well!
Dialogue: 0,1:24:52.87,1:24:55.25,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,This will be my final Explosion magic.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:55.25,1:24:58.37,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I'll make it one to remember!
Dialogue: 0,1:25:11.33,1:25:12.47,Konosuba_Italics,Megumin,0,0,0,,Goodbye...
Dialogue: 0,1:25:13.88,1:25:16.44,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Explosion!
Dialogue: 0,1:25:38.55,1:25:39.45,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,What the...
Dialogue: 0,1:25:51.27,1:25:52.92,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,I am called Megumin!
Dialogue: 0,1:25:53.19,1:25:57.42,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Arch wizard and wielder of Explosion magic!
Dialogue: 0,1:25:57.42,1:26:00.18,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,Axel's foremost mage,
Dialogue: 0,1:26:00.18,1:26:03.52,Konosuba_Main,Megumin,0,0,0,,and she who will one day \Nmaster Explosion magic!
Dialogue: 0,1:26:05.21,1:26:07.88,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Do I need a talented mage?
Dialogue: 0,1:26:08.43,1:26:13.20,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,I've got one who can toy with and defeat the \NDevil King's generals with a single Explosion.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:13.69,1:26:16.69,Konosuba_Italics,Kazuma,0,0,0,,If you know one who can do better \Nthan that, I'd like to meet them.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:16.85,1:26:18.00,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Up you go.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:18.65,1:26:21.45,Konosuba_Main,Darkness,0,0,0,,Kazuma! Megumin! The tea's ready!
Dialogue: 0,1:26:21.66,1:26:24.16,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,I'm gonna eat your lunches!
Dialogue: 0,1:26:24.48,1:26:26.45,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Isn't it just leftovers they gave us?
Dialogue: 0,1:26:27.04,1:26:29.58,Konosuba_Main,Aqua,0,0,0,,Well, I packed them for the picnic,\N so now they're lunch!
Dialogue: 0,1:26:29.95,1:26:31.20,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,Yeah, yeah...
Dialogue: 0,1:26:42.01,1:26:43.44,Konosuba_Main,Kazuma,0,0,0,,That one gets 120 points!