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Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.14,0:00:08.15,Default,,0,0,0,,CORNPONE FLICKS
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.24,0:00:25.17,Title,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,600)\c&H1801A5&\fnDisney Simple\fs169.254\pos(396,292.911)}Mazinger
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.24,0:00:25.17,Title,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,600)\c&H2133E7&\fnDisney Simple\fs274.03\pos(844,322.639)}Z
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.24,0:00:25.17,Title,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,600)\c&H1E0598&\fnDisney Simple\fs132.985\pos(1492.001,435.897)}VS
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.24,0:00:25.17,Title,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,600)\c&H120604&\fnDisney Simple\fs169.254\3c&H695C1A&\pos(998,820.373)}Devilman
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.24,0:00:25.17,Title,,0,0,0,,SPECIAL GEORGE LUCAS-ESQUE DIRECTOR'S CUT IN BLU-RAY VISION!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.43,0:01:23.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Attention! Super-mechanical robot monsters are attacking the Institute!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.18,0:01:25.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Please pretend this doesn't happen every freaking day and get to our battle stations!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.11,0:01:34.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Koji! Koji! Guess what? You guessed it! Super mechanical robot monsters! Surprising, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.45,0:01:40.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, big brother!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.12,0:01:44.12,Default,,0,0,0,,You promised me ice cream after you destroy the robots!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.70,0:01:46.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Remember! Ice cream!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.05,0:02:00.47,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,My heart is an atomic bomb destroying all with scarring radiation.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.88,0:01:58.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Big brother!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.89,0:02:00.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Ice cream, you bastard!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.55,0:02:06.98,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,My skin is special Z-Alloy™! My name is Mazinger Z.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.98,0:02:13.23,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,Though the hands of giant monster robots sometimes leap out to grab me...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.23,0:02:21.99,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,I'll slip through their fingers like a greased weasel on speed.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.87,0:02:29.12,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,City-destroying power lies at my fingertips! Who better to wield it than a revenge-obsessed teenager?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.12,0:02:35.46,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,Mazinger Z, Mazinger Z!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.63,0:02:38.01,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a super-mechanical robot, all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.46,0:02:42.93,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,I believe that you will cause a lot of property damage!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.68,0:02:43.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Mazinger, here, boy!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.89,0:02:51.35,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,Our swimming pool must be drained every time he's needed...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.35,0:02:57.74,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,...and now i've ran out of things to say about Mazinger Z.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.44,0:02:55.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Bug Mommy for the toy now!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.74,0:03:04.16,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,See?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.08,0:03:05.49,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm ready to stand around and get shot, Koji!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.49,0:03:06.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.11,0:03:39.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you freakin' robots! You go squish now!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.49,0:03:49.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Sayaka, let me take it like a man.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.95,0:03:50.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.04,0:03:58.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Vaguely sexual pounce!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.48,0:04:12.10,Attack,,0,0,0,,Tracheotomy Punch!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.74,0:04:28.28,Attack,,0,0,0,,Behold! Optic Blast!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.60,0:04:54.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, that was easy as- Oh shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.86,0:05:02.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Even though our last 500 robots failed,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.78,0:05:05.86,Default,,0,0,0,,...deep down, I'm sure this one will destroy Mazinger Z for certain!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.99,0:05:10.66,Attack,,0,0,0,,This never works!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.97,0:05:30.60,Attack,,0,0,0,,This sometimes works!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.47,0:05:34.06,Attack,,0,0,0,,Why don't I ever use this first?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.11,0:05:52.16,Default,,0,0,0,,That's fine, all part of my plan. Oh yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.29,0:05:57.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Koji, Koji, Koji, are you all right, Koji?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.58,0:06:03.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm fine. Unlike your robot, Miss Sucky Robot Pilot USA.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.79,0:06:43.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Pathetic earthlings, hurling your bodies into the voi-uh, into robots.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.13,0:06:47.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Once we demons awaken from our centuries-old slumber, brush our hideous fangs and gargle, all Hell's gonna break loose!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.90,0:07:04.19,Default,,0,0,0,,OOOOOOhhhhhhh Kaaaaaayyyyyyyy.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.19,0:07:05.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Fer shure.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.82,0:07:08.32,Default,,0,0,0,,I need a drink.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.32,0:07:09.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Yep.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.95,0:07:19.96,Default,,0,0,0,,If I'm lying, may a giant hand strike me down!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.12,0:07:22.63,Default,,0,0,0,,My hiccups! They're gone!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.21,0:07:25.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Run! It's Not-Godzilla!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.47,0:07:40.31,Default,,0,0,0,,If I wasn't a demon in human form, you'd be in big trouble, mister!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.86,0:07:53.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I see the one-piece is coming back in style.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.12,0:07:58.12,Attack _dv,,0,0,0,,Blah, blah, blah...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.58,0:08:03.87,Attack _dv,,0,0,0,,...said this before!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.09,0:08:10.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Oh, those freakin' demons!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.76,0:08:20.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Dr. Hell! He of the obviously evil name!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.73,0:08:27.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Boss! The plane, the plane!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.90,0:08:33.82,Default,,0,0,0,,How can you burst in here like this after suffering yet another ignominous defeat...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.82,0:08:38.08,Default,,0,0,0,,...at the metallic hands of Mazinger Z?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.08,0:08:39.95,Default,,0,0,0,,It ain't easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.83,0:08:44.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Boss, something awesome has happened!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.21,0:08:51.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Check out those gazongas, Boss.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.17,0:08:54.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Cindy Crawford has really let herself go.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.68,0:08:56.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Good one, Boss.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.01,0:09:01.68,Default,,0,0,0,,I swore a solemn oath on my grandmas's deathbed that I would never align myself...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.68,0:09:05.85,Default,,0,0,0,,...with horrific forces from beyond the grave.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.48,0:09:09.44,Default,,0,0,0,,And yet- the old bag ain't dead!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.03,0:09:13.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel a plot... err, plan forming!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.99,0:09:21.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's recruit them demons into helping us uncork a truckload of whup-ass on that there Mazinger Z!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.12,0:09:40.10,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,THE NATIONAL KAIJU BUREAU HAS ISSUED A SEVERE MONSTER WARNING EFFECTIVE UNTIL 10:30 PM. THIS IS NOT-NOR IS IT EVER-A DRILL. 'S WHAT YOU GET FOR LIVING IN TOKYO. SCAMPER OFF TO THE CRUMBLING REMAINS OF THE SHELTERS LIKE GOOD LITTLE SALARYMEN.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.23,0:09:56.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Attention, passengers. Below you see the planet Earth, which will soon be mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.09,0:10:17.84,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, who left the air conditioner on full blast?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.38,0:10:20.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Are ya tryin' to freeze the entire freakin' mountain!?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.28,0:10:38.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoever you are, don't turn on your lights!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.66,0:10:44.54,Default,,0,0,0,,These new halogens really pack a wallop.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.54,0:10:47.41,Default,,0,0,0,,She'd be a cool looking demon if it weren't for those fucking ears.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.97,0:11:04.93,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a little uncomfortable with this camera angle!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.70,0:11:22.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Dammit, I just painted that ice!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.67,0:11:39.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Dr. Hell, I think I'm having a flashback!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.80,0:11:45.14,Default,,0,0,0,,You know full well I run a drug-free sinister cabal!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.77,0:11:54.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Your magic crabstick wand controls the demons!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.98,0:11:58.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Radio Shack don't make no junk.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.82,0:12:07.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Keep the car running, and get ready to burn rubber if this deal goes twisted, homeslice!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.87,0:12:11.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Attention foul creatures of the underworld!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.54,0:12:18.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Even though we are normal humans and you are disgusting abominations, I think it's time to join forces and wreak havoc.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.50,0:12:22.76,Default,,0,0,0,,If we pool our forces, I'll mop up on Mazinger Z.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.76,0:12:25.72,Default,,0,0,0,,And you can aid us in defeating your arch-enemy Devilman, who incidentally left his lights on in the parking lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.93,0:12:36.15,Default,,0,0,0,,With our combined strength, we can ENNND this destructive conflict with Mazinger Z and Devilman, and bring order to the galaxy!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.15,0:12:38.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Deal, pardner.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.65,0:12:43.20,Default,,0,0,0,,They fell for it. You owe me two bucks.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.20,0:12:44.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Shit!\NPoop!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.34,0:12:59.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Lo, confusion approacheth!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.18,0:13:09.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, that's cool and unsafe!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.01,0:13:12.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Howdy folks!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.10,0:13:14.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, that big metal butt up there can mean only one thing:
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.94,0:13:16.65,Default,,0,0,0,,...either I'm on drugs, or it's Mazinger Z!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.65,0:13:17.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Or both!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.48,0:13:21.11,Default,,0,0,0,,If you were a real man, you wouldn't need such obvious compensation for small manliness.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.70,0:13:27.70,Default,,0,0,0,,*&★#@§£👁¿ç¢★$#shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.03,0:13:32.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Mazinger Z and my awesome manliness are mutually exclusive!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.62,0:13:34.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Wise guy, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.37,0:13:35.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Why, I outta...!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.25,0:13:36.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.54,0:13:40.46,Default,,0,0,0,,They're talking about motorcycle racing, Koji... somehow.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.46,0:13:41.42,Default,,0,0,0,,We were?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.42,0:13:42.38,Default,,0,0,0,,If this were a Disney film-
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.38,0:13:43.05,Default,,0,0,0,,We'd start singing?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.05,0:13:43.84,Default,,0,0,0,,In three-part harmony!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.84,0:13:44.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Just like an old-fashioned love song!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.97,0:13:45.76,Default,,0,0,0,,You're on!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.76,0:13:47.76,Default,,0,0,0,,What a sheep!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.35,0:13:54.48,Default,,0,0,0,,This is dumb, even for THIS movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.35,0:14:32.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Viva... KNIEVEL!!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.64,0:14:33.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Take that!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.77,0:14:43.77,Default,,0,0,0,,I learnt this from playing Road Rash for 5 hours straight!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.85,0:15:15.51,Default,,0,0,0,,I've been meaning to warn you about Mazinger Z's weakness.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.51,0:15:18.81,Default,,0,0,0,,You mean these needless plot digressions? I knew that already.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.81,0:15:20.23,Default,,0,0,0,,No, his big caboose.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.23,0:15:21.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Say what?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.48,0:15:23.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Because of it, everyone could die, spelled D-E-D!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.61,0:15:32.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I've had enough cheer for one day.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.13,0:15:50.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Did we ever get that big rock off the top of our submarine base?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.89,0:15:57.18,Default,,0,0,0,,This has to be Hell's worst move since he started Television.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.18,0:16:02.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Amazing how we demons can talk without moving our mouths, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.90,0:16:05.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Move{\i0} my mouth? I don't even {\i1}have{\i0} a mouth!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.61,0:16:12.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}"Mazinger Z is stinky, and he has a big butt."{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.11,0:16:18.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, everybody, I've got something incredibly dangerous to show you!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.63,0:16:26.71,Default,,0,0,0,,It's shiny!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.46,0:16:32.97,Default,,0,0,0,,For a long time, we've noticed that Mazinger Z has a massive butt.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.97,0:16:35.59,Default,,0,0,0,,You are so full of shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.97,0:16:38.47,Default,,0,0,0,,And that's why we've just completed the Jet Scrander.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.47,0:16:39.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Because you're full of shit?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.98,0:16:48.48,Default,,0,0,0,,It's so... yellow! And red! And terribly out of scale in this shot!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.48,0:16:53.49,Default,,0,0,0,,This new device will counteract the harmful effects of Mazinger Z's big ol' rear.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.49,0:16:59.24,Default,,0,0,0,,We took this computer out of this stupid-lookin' Game Boy prototype...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.24,0:17:01.87,Default,,0,0,0,,...and we found you can put your weed in there, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.87,0:17:04.50,Default,,0,0,0,,And we did, and were sent to jail and got killed, but that's another story.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.17,0:17:08.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Now check out these fine comps our art department worked up.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.75,0:17:16.72,Default,,0,0,0,,As you can see, the big butt factor is counterbalanced by these shiny red things.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.72,0:17:20.64,Default,,0,0,0,,This will make me almost godlike in power!!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.64,0:17:22.06,Default,,0,0,0,,And color-coordinated, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.06,0:17:26.23,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll be bustin' robot monster booty, bro!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.52,0:17:30.48,Default,,0,0,0,,How soon can I begin my rampage of destruction?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.15,0:17:34.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Hold on one gollding gosh darn consarn minute, young feller.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.19,0:17:38.16,Default,,0,0,0,,There can be no second chance when the Jet Scrander is used for evil.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.16,0:17:41.41,Default,,0,0,0,,And of course, you realize your insurance premiums will increase by a good thirty-five percent.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.41,0:17:42.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.04,0:17:47.50,Default,,0,0,0,,And you'll have to have the robot in by eleven every night, ten on school nights.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.71,0:17:51.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Hooray! Curfew extension!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.00,0:17:52.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Koji, this thing is a sure-fire babe magnet!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.71,0:17:56.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Hell yeah! I'll be swingin' with two, hell, {\i1}three{\i0} chicks on my arm!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.93,0:17:57.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Dammit Koji, the elders have forbidden polygamy!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.97,0:18:00.10,Default,,0,0,0,,But-but-but-but--
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.10,0:18:01.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait till Dr. Laura hears about this!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.39,0:18:02.43,Default,,0,0,0,,I won't {\i1}care{\i0} about them!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.43,0:18:03.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Still!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.52,0:18:11.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Hee hee! If they only knew their floor was actually Satan's linoleum!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.36,0:18:15.82,Default,,0,0,0,,And your surface still has that freshly-waxed shine!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.82,0:18:18.32,Default,,0,0,0,,So, they think they can defeat me with this so-called "Babe Magnet."
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.32,0:18:20.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Fiddlesticks, I say.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.95,0:18:26.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Dr. Hell, the forces of ultimate darkness are more powerful than any red and yellow anti-butt device.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.33,0:18:32.84,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right! Satan is on my side! How can I lose? Haw haw!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.84,0:18:41.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure, this isn't helping my migraine any, but what the heck.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.14,0:18:48.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's see Pat Robertson control the damn weather!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.07,0:19:00.20,Default,,0,0,0,,How can Mazinger Z hope to defeat someone who can uglify at will?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.58,0:19:11.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Koji, I heard the National Weather Service has issued a demon attack warning, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.92,0:19:15.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't you know there's no such things as wing-headed, weather-controlling devil chicks from Hell?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.85,0:19:27.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Bird feather!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.60,0:19:28.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Condor Joe is on the loose!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.06,0:19:31.73,Default,,0,0,0,,You check the basement!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.73,0:19:32.73,Default,,0,0,0,,I gotta go...uh...see a guy about some stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.73,0:19:33.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Got it!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.53,0:19:46.99,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll refrain from the obvious joke about cheap Japanese workmanship.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.99,0:19:48.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank God for that.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.92,0:19:58.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no, not zapping! I go now!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.26,0:20:01.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Shoot this ugly one instead!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.72,0:20:02.68,Default,,0,0,0,,HAAAAAAAAAAALP!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.68,0:20:04.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Why you wing-headed weather controlling-
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.01,0:20:04.80,Default,,0,0,0,,-demon chick from Hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.73,0:20:15.56,Default,,0,0,0,,I think I might be a tad late.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.44,0:20:19.19,Attack _dv,,0,0,0,,Yeah, this again...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.24,0:20:32.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, like, turn into a devil-fighin' dude or something!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.66,0:20:33.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Okey-dokey!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.96,0:20:40.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh, crappy shooting!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.80,0:20:42.84,Default,,0,0,0,,And, uh, stay out!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.26,0:20:46.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Professor! It's not as bad as it looks! Who's got the Bondo?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.26,0:20:49.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Crap! My fat-ass will be exposed for sure!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.93,0:20:51.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you been naughty?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.43,0:20:56.27,Default,,0,0,0,,It's just a talent I have, I guess. Can I keep them?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.27,0:20:59.02,Default,,0,0,0,,No pets in Hell; it's against our lease!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.02,0:20:59.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay then!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.33,0:21:13.50,Default,,0,0,0,,It's Gene Simmons!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.50,0:21:17.00,Default,,0,0,0,,We have pretty strict littering laws around here, stranger.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.00,0:21:21.00,Default,,0,0,0,,They just slipped. What are you anyway, a cop?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.00,0:21:24.84,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I'm just the guy who's gonna kick your skanky demon butt up and down this cloud formation, capiche?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.84,0:21:30.06,Default,,0,0,0,,See, zoning regs clearly state that {\i1}nice{\i0} spirits live in the clouds, not ugly mofos like-
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.06,0:21:31.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I spit toothpicks at thee!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.22,0:21:33.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Jeez, how mature. I'm outta here.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.64,0:21:37.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Wuss.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.15,0:21:42.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Truckin' Hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.44,0:21:44.61,Default,,0,0,0,,This bites the wax tadpole!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.61,0:21:46.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, boys, looks like another all-nighter.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.61,0:21:49.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Somebody plug the hot glue gun in.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.58,0:21:58.25,Default,,0,0,0,,We peed their Wheaties real good this time, Mr. Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.25,0:21:59.79,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, gang. Here's my plan.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:59.79,0:22:05.88,Default,,0,0,0,,You demons will attack Mazinger Z while my robots handle Devilman.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.88,0:22:06.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Not so vague!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.59,0:22:10.10,Default,,0,0,0,,It's self-contained and fairly explanatory.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:10.10,0:22:15.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, if you'll excuse me, I, uh, gotta see a guy about some stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.44,0:22:25.40,Default,,0,0,0,,That claim jumper!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.62,0:22:36.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Say, what goes on here?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:36.83,0:22:40.50,Default,,0,0,0,,They just dropped by. Ha ha, that's the joke you were expecting, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:41.00,0:22:44.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'm not that kind of wisecracking hero.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.59,0:22:48.13,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm more of the silent, sensitive, internally tortured type.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.76,0:22:49.51,Default,,0,0,0,,You mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.51,0:22:55.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Exactly. I like you, Koji. I like you a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:55.43,0:23:00.52,Default,,0,0,0,,And yet, I'm not ready to deal with my feelings.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.52,0:23:03.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Neither is the audience...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:04.48,0:23:06.53,Default,,0,0,0,,...or the Toei Animation Company, for that matter.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:07.40,0:23:09.86,Default,,0,0,0,,If only it could always be so simple.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:11.24,0:23:12.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.45,0:23:15.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Koji! There's trouble a-brewin' down at the Double Bar B Ranch!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.24,0:23:17.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Better git the Sherrif!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:19.25,0:23:21.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice going, bro!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:20.21,0:23:21.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, you lived!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:21.42,0:23:23.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Devilman saved us, not you!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:24.04,0:23:24.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Devilman?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:24.96,0:23:26.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Yep.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.00,0:23:27.92,Default,,0,0,0,,He's a demon hunter.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.92,0:23:29.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Demon hunter?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.59,0:23:32.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Is there an echo around here?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.51,0:23:37.39,Default,,0,0,0,,He's a devil himself, who's merged with a \Nsensitive boy who's unsure of his feelings and must keep them "in the closet," as it were.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:38.43,0:23:41.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I get it. I'm gone!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:42.27,0:23:44.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Hold on tight, missy!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:44.31,0:23:46.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't leave me alone with... them!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:48.23,0:23:50.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Leave, whatever, I don't care.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:50.99,0:23:51.74,Default,,0,0,0,,See you!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:52.86,0:23:53.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Look out, dummy!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:55.91,0:23:57.58,Attack _dv,,0,0,0,,HENSHIN!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:58.45,0:23:58.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Devil?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:59.45,0:24:03.04,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,What's that show you're watching? Watching? Watching?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:24:03.04,0:24:09.05,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,What's that show you're watching? Devilman, Devilman!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:24:01.33,0:24:04.17,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess he really did sell his soul for rock n' roll!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:10.97,0:24:14.34,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,He's the guy who's seen Metallica fifty times\N
Dialogue: 0,0:24:14.34,0:24:18.35,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,He spent detention doing air guitar\N
Dialogue: 0,0:24:18.35,0:24:22.14,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,Rockin' out in the parking lot, drivin' fast to his part time job\N
Dialogue: 0,0:24:22.14,0:24:26.02,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,Told the principal to kiss his ass, he's never going to cut his hair, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:26.02,0:24:32.82,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,Everybody says he's going to hell\N
Dialogue: 0,0:24:32.82,0:24:40.83,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,But he's already there! Devilman! Devilman!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:24:19.89,0:24:25.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Check out the robot boobs on this Soul Of Chogokin Dr. Hell sold me!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:26.23,0:24:28.73,Default,,0,0,0,,This makes me want to shoot Batarangs out of my belt buckle!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:30.40,0:24:31.57,Attack _dv,,0,0,0,,Devil HEADACHE!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:03.35,0:25:07.48,Default,,0,0,0,,This is like that Deadlies Catch TV show, except with way more devils and robots!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:18.87,0:25:19.95,Default,,0,0,0,,It's Raideen! I mean, Mazinger Z. Mazinger Z!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:19.95,0:25:22.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't worry Devil-dude, you're in good hands with Mazinger Z because...
Dialogue: 0,0:25:22.12,0:25:23.75,Attack,,0,0,0,,MANULIFE PAYS!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:29.00,0:25:32.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey you, be careful! I took out a second mortgage to afford that robot!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:35.01,0:25:37.80,Default,,0,0,0,,When he says he'll keep an eye on you, he isn't kidding!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:39.76,0:25:46.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Why didn't I think of suffocating Mazinger Z inside a giant manta ray covered in eyeballs?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:46.14,0:25:46.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe it's because you aren't insane... like I am!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:47.15,0:25:48.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Now let's get it on, fellas!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:51.73,0:25:52.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Hey buddy!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:52.78,0:25:55.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Get me out of here before they... aw fuck, this hurts!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:59.37,0:26:00.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, okay, I guess I'll...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:00.20,0:26:01.87,Attack,,0,0,0,,ATOMIC DEATH STARE and...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:02.91,0:26:04.83,Attack,,0,0,0,,...AB CRUNCH MISSILE that fucker!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:09.04,0:26:10.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Get me outta here, I said!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:20.89,0:26:23.81,Default,,0,0,0,,What is it with these a-holes and their awful high beams?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:24.14,0:26:26.43,Attack,,0,0,0,,Maybe I can, uh, show him my breast fire or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:31.73,0:26:35.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Dammit, even my radio presets have quit working...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:35.44,0:26:37.57,Attack,,0,0,0,,Eeney, meeny, miney, moe!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:59.80,0:27:00.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Finally!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:02.05,0:27:02.89,Default,,0,0,0,,GIANT BEACH BALL ATTACK!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:23.91,0:27:28.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Devil guy, I know it got kind of weird down there.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:28.33,0:27:30.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Just another case of the Mondays for this wild dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:30.33,0:27:31.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Today's Friday.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:31.29,0:27:33.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't live in your square calendar-clock world, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:36.05,0:27:40.47,Default,,0,0,0,,There's a lot of prejuduce against my kind.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:41.30,0:27:44.26,Default,,0,0,0,,But I swear to fight for everlasting peace until all those demons have been brutally slaughtered...
Dialogue: 0,0:27:44.76,0:27:47.89,Default,,0,0,0,,...with the hurting and the blood and like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:47.89,0:27:48.85,Default,,0,0,0,,I dig it.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:48.85,0:27:51.27,Default,,0,0,0,,You're a normal human, and I don't expect you to share my insensate lust...
Dialogue: 0,0:27:51.56,0:27:55.15,Default,,0,0,0,,...for messy, crimson-splattered vengeance.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:55.15,0:28:00.07,Default,,0,0,0,,But maybe you can understand why I am the way I am, and why I dress that way.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:00.07,0:28:03.91,Default,,0,0,0,,You no longer threaten my manliness... Devilman.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:11.54,0:28:13.71,Default,,0,0,0,,There's room in the closet for two.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:14.25,0:28:15.17,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll sleep on it.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:21.34,0:28:25.97,Default,,0,0,0,,What is the deal with this crappy conceptual artwork of the research center?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:25.97,0:28:29.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Art department, you're all fired.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:29.22,0:28:31.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Your wisdom is all-embracing, master.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:31.23,0:28:32.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go, Voltron force!\NPower stride, ready to ride!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:34.52,0:28:37.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Demon robot avengers, congregate!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:49.37,0:28:54.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, time to live up to our end of the deal. See you at dinner, hon.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:55.38,0:28:57.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't be late!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:04.68,0:29:06.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, it's bad, Koji! Worse than ever!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:06.64,0:29:07.51,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:07.51,0:29:11.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, bad, bad, bad! I mean, bad-a-tosis!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:11.68,0:29:12.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Talk sense, woman!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:23.65,0:29:25.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, let me ask you all a question...
Dialogue: 0,0:29:31.33,0:29:34.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you all satisfied with your long distance service?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:45.34,0:29:46.88,Attack,,0,0,0,,My target is your eyes!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:09.16,0:30:09.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Dang it!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:29.59,0:30:33.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Jesus, you morons! Put the field generators {\i1}inside{\i0} the force field!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:33.72,0:30:34.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Oops!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:38.64,0:30:45.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Oooh, Mazinger Z! You are about to get it right in the ass, and I ain't kiddin'!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:45.94,0:30:46.86,Default,,0,0,0,,So's your mother!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:47.99,0:30:49.70,Attack _dv,,0,0,0,,Shock the Monkey!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:52.74,0:30:53.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Devil-guy!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:53.70,0:30:55.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You're gonna get it right in the kidneys, you moron!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:55.62,0:30:56.66,Default,,0,0,0,,And...?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:21.65,0:31:22.86,Default,,0,0,0,,How ya like me now?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:29.61,0:31:31.11,Attack,,0,0,0,,Nintendo Power Gloves Away!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:11.45,0:32:12.91,Attack _dv,,0,0,0,,Don't even ask!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:14.07,0:32:15.70,Attack _dv,,0,0,0,,This totally isn't an arrow!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:16.53,0:32:17.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Heh heh! Got'em!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:35.43,0:32:36.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Harder, daddy!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:58.66,0:33:02.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, are we causing some pain out there today!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:10.46,0:33:12.51,Default,,0,0,0,,This leaves only one loose screw!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:16.76,0:33:18.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Saw this in an Iron Maiden video.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:27.94,0:33:29.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Dr. Hell makes me mean!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:31.61,0:33:33.65,Attack,,0,0,0,,Staring contest! You lose!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:43.62,0:33:45.46,Attack,,0,0,0,,Use Listerine™!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:53.09,0:33:54.92,Attack,,0,0,0,,Have some punch!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:58.47,0:34:04.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Koji, it's bad again! They're crucifying Devilman and it offends my sensibilities!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:04.02,0:34:04.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Cool...
Dialogue: 0,0:34:13.36,0:34:15.61,Default,,0,0,0,,And that cheesy organ music won't quit playing!!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:15.61,0:34:17.45,Default,,0,0,0,,They {\i1}had{\i0} to let Rick Wakeman on the soundtrack!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:20.57,0:34:22.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Professor, is that babe-magnet anti-butt whatever thing ready yet?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:22.99,0:34:25.41,Default,,0,0,0,,It hasn't been properly tested or even UL approved yet!!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:25.41,0:34:28.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't lay a bummer on me, man! This is my happening and it {\i1}freaks me out!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:34:28.21,0:34:29.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Try some weed!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:33.96,0:34:37.55,Default,,0,0,0,,All I know is that bird-female is a whole lot uglier now...
Dialogue: 0,0:34:37.93,0:34:40.55,Default,,0,0,0,,...and she's about to get medieval on his ass!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:40.76,0:34:42.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Koji, watch your language!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:42.64,0:34:43.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, fucker!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:44.39,0:34:48.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, let's get this butt-nullifier on the road, boys.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:48.27,0:34:49.40,Default,,0,0,0,,- Okay!\N- Forget it!
Dialogue: 0,0:35:32.15,0:35:36.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Didn't I see this in a Mel Gibson movie?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:47.08,0:35:48.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Fire it up!
Dialogue: 0,0:35:52.00,0:35:53.75,Default,,0,0,0,,No, fire it up {\i1}that{\i0} way!
Dialogue: 0,0:35:56.55,0:35:57.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Sometime today!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:06.97,0:36:08.31,Default,,0,0,0,,It's the hot new toy accessory all the kids will want!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:13.23,0:36:14.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Time to strap on this strap-on!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:17.40,0:36:20.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Butt balance, {\i1}ON!!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:36:25.95,0:36:27.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Now kill something!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:37.25,0:36:38.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Mazinger Z! Color-coordinated!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:38.92,0:36:43.34,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll learn you imps of Satan to behave in such an unseemly manner!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:45.14,0:36:47.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Gee, where should I aim at this guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:47.51,0:36:48.97,Attack,,0,0,0,,Lights out! Poke, poke, poke your eyes out!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:49.43,0:36:51.14,Attack,,0,0,0,,Bad Breath!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:08.20,0:37:10.08,Attack,,0,0,0,,Yessir, sucky aim!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:12.16,0:37:15.75,Default,,0,0,0,,He's kicking both our asses from here to Flatbush!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:15.75,0:37:17.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, glare at him or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:18.00,0:37:20.75,Default,,0,0,0,,For a guy named Hell, you sure don't help the forces of darkness much.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:22.72,0:37:23.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I-It's the litterbug!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:26.22,0:37:28.14,Attack,,0,0,0,,How can you miss with eye-beams!?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:34.81,0:37:36.65,Attack,,0,0,0,,Right in the... eyes!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:40.57,0:37:44.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Ripped in half?! Eat missile, Mazinger Z!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:56.54,0:37:57.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Like aerodynamics mean shit here!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:04.63,0:38:06.55,Default,,0,0,0,,One-two-three---RED LIGHT!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:10.05,0:38:12.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna disobey traffic laws and take a little nap.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:20.81,0:38:23.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm all rested now. That Sealy posturpedic feeling!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:25.82,0:38:28.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Dammit! He's tanned, rested, and ready!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:28.53,0:38:30.16,Attack,,0,0,0,,Now I'll paint him red!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:43.71,0:38:45.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh yeah... gravity!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:59.56,0:39:00.69,Default,,0,0,0,,I dood itz!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:01.56,0:39:02.56,Default,,0,0,0,,*insert Sully joke here*
Dialogue: 0,0:39:10.32,0:39:15.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Dr. Hell! We thought you'd been flash-fried!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:15.91,0:39:17.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Wipe that stupid looks off your faces!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:17.25,0:39:23.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Someday, I swear I'll be the Mack Daddy! This I do swear!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:40.39,0:39:44.82,Default,,0,0,0,,That giant robot of yours sure comes in handy sometimes.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:44.82,0:39:47.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Your Satanic power is pretty useful, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:49.57,0:39:53.03,Default,,0,0,0,,- Are we too late? \N- They're sharing meaningful looks!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:54.58,0:39:56.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Welp, time to go-ouch!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:56.37,0:39:59.29,Default,,0,0,0,,What's wrong? Something painful happen?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:59.54,0:40:05.25,Default,,0,0,0,,As long as I live, I must beat demon ass like some sort of big demon ass-beating machine thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:06.34,0:40:07.67,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, upstanding hero shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:07.67,0:40:11.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Shine on, you crazy diamond!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:11.18,0:40:12.63,Attack _dv,,0,0,0,,Off to the closet!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:14.39,0:40:19.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Come back, Devilman! You promised me ice cream!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:19.06,0:40:23.10,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't even get my parking validated.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:23.10,0:40:24.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't worry, he'll be back.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:24.48,0:40:26.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? What?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:26.23,0:40:28.07,Default,,0,0,0,,I said, he'll be back.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:28.07,0:40:29.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Whadya say?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:29.19,0:40:34.32,Default,,0,0,0,,First thing we do is get you a hearing test. All these explosions have probably punctured an eardrum or two.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:34.32,0:40:36.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:41.37,0:40:45.96,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,And now it's time to say goodbye...
Dialogue: 0,0:40:41.37,0:40:45.96,Credits1,,0,0,0,,{\pos(774,417.09)}Script by Dave Merrill
Dialogue: 0,0:40:47.75,0:40:53.88,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,...to our demon-assaulting pals.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:47.75,0:40:53.88,Credits1,,0,0,0,,{\pos(936,566.194)}With Matt Murray and Cavery210
Dialogue: 0,0:40:54.30,0:41:00.77,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,And we did actually {\b1}use{\b0} that Jet Scrander.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:54.30,0:41:00.77,Credits1,,0,0,0,,{\pos(978,670.97)}Original Subtitles by Matt Murray\NRemastering by Cavery210 of Project Z Scans
Dialogue: 0,0:41:00.77,0:41:10.03,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,It was truly outrageous and just bitchin'! Scrander is way cool, man!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:00.77,0:41:10.03,Credits1,,0,0,0,,{\pos(561,243.806)}Thanks to Steve Harrison
Dialogue: 0,0:41:10.73,0:41:17.20,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,Please end this movie right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:10.73,0:41:17.20,Credits1,,0,0,0,,Produced under the auspices of CPF for entertainment purposes.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:17.20,0:41:20.62,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,Funny dialogue (funny dialogue)
Dialogue: 0,0:41:20.62,0:41:23.79,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,is getting harder to write (is getting harder to write)
Dialogue: 0,0:41:23.79,0:41:28.42,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,And I'm sure the audience...
Dialogue: 0,0:41:23.79,0:41:28.42,Credits1,,0,0,0,,Under no circumstances should this taken in a spirit of fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:28.63,0:41:31.80,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,...is beginning to agree with us.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:28.63,0:41:31.80,Credits1,,0,0,0,,Probe for the deeper symbolic meaning! Plumb that motherscratcher deep!!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:31.80,0:41:41.97,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,Bid farewell to... Mazinger Z!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:46.40,0:41:51.48,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,Someday, demon boys and robot boys will get together\N
Dialogue: 0,0:41:52.57,0:41:59.03,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,It will be a wonderful world of mecha-satan violence\N
Dialogue: 0,0:41:59.03,0:42:05.37,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,Battling hideous monsters, writing parody subtitles\N
Dialogue: 0,0:42:05.37,0:42:14.88,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,it's all in the name of justice and comedy\N
Dialogue: 0,0:42:15.30,0:42:21.72,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,I urge you explicitly to end this movie right now\N
Dialogue: 0,0:42:21.72,0:42:25.02,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,Funny subtitles (funny subtitles)\N
Dialogue: 0,0:42:25.02,0:42:28.23,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,aren't any easier to write (aren't any easier to write)\N
Dialogue: 0,0:42:28.23,0:42:32.98,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,Anyway we're all married now\N
Dialogue: 0,0:42:32.98,0:42:39.82,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,Are there more important things than super robots and devil mans?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:42:39.82,0:42:46.29,Lyrics 2,,0,0,0,,Mazinger Z says "no"!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:42:46.29,0:42:48.29,Credits1,,0,0,0,,Mt.Fuji is ™ Corn Pone Flicks
Dialogue: 0,0:41:10.03,0:41:10.73,Lyrics,,0,0,0,,(Second verse, different from the first.)
Dialogue: 0,0:42:51.42,0:42:55.42,Signs,,0,0,0,,{\fnDisney Simple\fs137.015\b1\pos(913.999,830.149)}The End??????????