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I'm Saru! I'm pro golfer Saru!

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One of the most brilliant in the world.

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Fuck!

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This is amazing.

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New ball?

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I can sell it for a high price.

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The ball is not here.

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Hey, it should be here...

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It's the caddy's job to find the balls,

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but if you can't find it, you'll get zero yen.

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That crow was killed by your ball.

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- Where were you aiming at?
- Who are you and where are you?

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Come out.

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I'm here.

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Who are you?

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You heard?

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I'm a Saru (monkey).

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You're the most unsuitable person to practice sports.

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The ball is here.

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You couldn't find a ball that you threw into the woods because you don't know how to play golf.

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You're so cocky, making the caddy look for it.

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You think you can play golf?

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I can do it.

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At least I'm better than you, old man.

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Fucker!

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Come down! If you lose, you'll kneel and apologize.

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But I wouldn't advise competing with me, Uncle.

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Even if I look like this, I'm a professional.

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That's right.

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I'm a professional.

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Are you a pro monkey or a pro golfer?

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Let's make a 2,000 yen prize pool together.

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The pro gets the prize money, but the amateur loses their bet.

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2000 yen?

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That's fine, but do you even have 1000?

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I think I have it.

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- Look!
- Wow.

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Dirty shirt...

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Money doesn't smell.

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ARE YOU AWAKE, Kankuro?

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- I saved you! Wait! Fuck!
- Really stupid monkey.
- Who's stupid here?

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WTF? It's a game once you understand it.

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I am Rinpuru-chan.

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I'll be your golf commentator from now on.

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They say golf originated when English shepherds hit stones with sticks.

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The rules are simple: Launch a ball a certain distance and compete to see how many strokes it takes to get it into the hole.

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Monkey, this area is over the pond—137 meters long.

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Let's play here.

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Okay.

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- Where's my fifth club?
- Monkey, don't you feel sorry about losing 1000 yen?

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Why don't you just give up now?

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Don't be silly.

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Why are you backing off?

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It's 1000 yen, no matter what.

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Oops, I did it!

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I did it! I did it!

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I hit it in one shot.

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Nice shot!

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You're pretty good, old man.

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Don't flatter me.

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It's basically my win already.

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Then why don't we double the prize pool?

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What? Are you blind or stupid?

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My ball is right next to the pin.

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What chance do you have against me? And you want to double the prize?

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I'd raise it more, but I only have 2000 yen.

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Fine.

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Let's make it 4000 yen.

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Don't cry about it later.

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Small birds fly in the wind.

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Wind's blowing left to right...

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Aiming too far left.

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Don't drop it off the cliff.

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Hurray!

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It went over the cliff.

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No way...

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- Fuck! Just a lucky accident.
- You can't hit that accurately by accident.

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- Who are you kids?
- Hi!

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My brothers.

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I'm Daimaru. This is Nakamaru.

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And this is Komaru.

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- And Goemon.
- Who's the little drinker?

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That's Komaru's nutritional drink.

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Mineral water with radium rays.

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Tastes great.

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By the way, you pulled off a Hatatsumi.

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Hatatsumi?

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When you land the ball right by the flag and sink it.

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Brother Sarumaru did it.

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You're saying he aimed for that?

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Believe it or not, I just won the prize money.

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This was no accident.

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He's an amazing kid.

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That hand-made club and incredible skill...

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If we train that monkey properly, he could become a world-class pro.

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- Well then, Boss—
- I'll take him into my organization.

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You'll work as his shadow trainer.

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That's it for today?

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That's right.

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Mom, we're home! Need help?

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Your sister will help me.

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- Sis, give us chores too!
- I like helping at home on my day off.

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Come on, Mom, let's go to the market.

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Right.

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Behave while we're gone.

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Go ahead.

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I'll go.

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See you later.

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Brother, how was your haul today?

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Today's earnings: 11 lost balls.

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Amazing!

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We only found seven.

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This one's 100 yen, this one's 200 yen...

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The balls you pick are always premium.

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Goemon must've found this one.

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Goemon can skip dinner tonight.

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Nice shot.

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What do you think, Wakaba? Your dad's cool, huh?

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- Wait a minute.
- You again, monkey (Saru)?
- Are you even human?

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Hey, my name's Sarumaru, so he calls me "monkey" (Saru).

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I'm Wakaba.

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Nice to meet you.

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Thanks.

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Saru...

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This is my daughter.

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She's really your daughter?

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Huh?

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I lost yesterday, but I won't this time.

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Deal?

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How about a driving contest?

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Prize money: 3000 yen.

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You're on.

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You *can* drive, right, Mr. Monkey?

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A driving contest in golf is like a home run derby in baseball.

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Saru...

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I'm getting my 2000 yen back.

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Watch this.

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Not bad.

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Oh, nice!

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Rolled out to 200 meters.

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No point competing now.

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Wonder if I can hit it farther.

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What?

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- What a shot!
- Monkey's amazing!

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I respect you.

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Saru, I want to enter you in a tournament.

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But your opponent won't be ordinary.

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Will you agree?

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I don't care who they are—pro, amateur, whatever their life's like.

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I'll introduce you to your opponent.

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