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What have you done?  What's happening to you?

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I have a hole in my stomach, I'm starving!  I can not handle it anymore!

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Damn, I had a really bad time!

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Shut up!  You're a worthless duck, I risked losing my life!

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Fuck!

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Hi, guys, how are you?  In trouble up to his neck,

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because if this continues, the show cannot begin.

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Who knows if Eros is in the temple?

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I feel so good today that I want to say hello to that dwarf too.

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That's a good sign, Pollon.

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The first thing children need to learn is to be educated.

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I promise that today I will not even once call him "ugly bird".

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Hey, you ugly bird!  Come out, let's go play!

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Damn, what a cheek!

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what a luxury!

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- Good morning, little Pollon, how are you?  - Hello!

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I had never seen such a wonderful room, how many beautiful things!

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You're right, it's normal: I am Aphrodite, the Goddess of Beauty,

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and I'm just surrounded by beautiful things.

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- Unfortunately there is something that is bad for the environment.  - You hurt me, leave me!

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Of course, you speak well, but you spend hours in front of the mirror wearing makeup.

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If you see her when she gets out of bed, she's a walking monster.

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Besides being ugly, you are also a liar!

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Why do you say I'm ugly?  Look at me well!

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I don't like kicks for breakfast.

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I don't like early morning lies.

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It's not a lie, it's the truth, and if you want, I'll tell you again:

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Ugly bitch and I put it even unpleasant.

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#Aphrodite is a great goddess respected by all people, #

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#who offends her is unfortunate, he doesn't understand anything.  #

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Oh, no, I know this song!

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Always do this because I'm ugly!  Look what you did to me!

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Come here!  I'm not done with you yet!

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Why wasn't I born with blue eyes and blonde hair?  Leave me!

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Very well!  Now that I've blocked you, we can begin our ceremony.

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No, have pity!  Save me!

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I see you are finally laughing now!

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No, mom, I beg you, that's enough!  I have to pee!

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Why should I?  I enjoy it so much.

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Come on, stop it!

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(Look how happy those two are.)

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Blessed is he who has a mother to play with.

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How sad I feel!  Why don't I have a mom?

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Ambrosia will be what you want,

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but there is nothing better than a fried egg.

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- But don't tell Zeus, please.  - Daddy!

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I have a question that is very close to my heart.

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Why don't I have a mother, even when an ugly bird like Eros has one?

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What did you say?  A mom?  Ah, yes, I understand, a parent!

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Stop laughing!  Don't you understand that my question is very serious?

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- I'm so unhappy!  - Oh, no, my child, don't say these things!

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- If you don't do something, I'll have to run away.  - Escape from Olympus?

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[Stubborn as she was, she took the last train of the night.]

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[As soon as she was in town, the innocent girl fell prey to shady individuals.]

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[And in a short time, no one will be able to compete with her,]

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[so they made her head of the gang.]

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You can't, I'm immortal, how do I die of a broken heart?

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- You can't run away from home, you can't!  - Find me a mom!

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-I'm god and I will find a solution.  - What a brilliant daddy!

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Hurry up, mom, come play!

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- Since you're good, don't waste time!  - It's quickly done.

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Olimpus restaurant?  Here the divine Apollo from his residence.

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I would like to order a large portion of moms.  At least two.

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What are you saying?  You are a dirty cheater!

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I've always been afraid you would ask me this question!

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I wish you would never ask me, it's a long and painful story.

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Don't cry, daddy!

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Why don't you settle for a father?  I make some great fried eggs!

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By the way: Come to think of it, your mom wasn't bad at all.

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Tell me something.

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If you insist...

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Dear gentlemen, she who left us was a great woman, beautiful, good,

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and without blemish.

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She must have been wonderful!

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Well yes, compared to her I was a rag of god.

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I combined all the colors and she got tired.

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So one bad day she said she went to the bar and she never came back.

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So, in a nutshell, would you like to say that she broke up with you?

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Yes, but now stop turning the knife in my wound.

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#I hate women of all colors, black or white or tricolor, #

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#blond or red, brunette or blackberry, they are a plague, those ladies!  #

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#I hate women of all shapes, even if they are a great beauty.  #

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#I hate them here, I hate them there... #

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It is more serious than I thought.  I'm sorry, but I still want Mom.

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My daughter Pollon wants a mother, but I will never forgive my wife.

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Since she went down to the bar, she could at least give me one call.

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The next day I found out that she had run away with the bartender.

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Abandoned me!

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Look how he cries!  God of little faith, don't you know that Eros is always lurking?

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- Watch out for the arrow that I shoot!  - Wait, pass me that bow!

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I'll handle that.

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Who knows how it works?

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I hate women of all colors, black or white or tricolor.

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- Blondes or brunettes, reds... - Fire!

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Love is a wonderful thing.

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Life without love is like chicken without chips.

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Although I personally prefer the rice bowl.

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Do you want to favor, Pollon?

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Thanks, I go straight to the dessert, or rather, to a sweet mommy.

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It works?  I have some doubts.

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Of course it will work, we just need to find a wonderful woman.

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One of those would do for us.

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Hi, viewers, do you remember me?

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Damn, she is not a nymph, she is a 4chan faggot!

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Just the mom ya wanted!

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Excuse me, Eros, I was distracted, did I hurt you?

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Imagine, everyone happens to be lost in thought.

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Let me ask you something: If this is a distraction, what is the intention?

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Don't worry, I've already solved everything.

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Go away pain without question, leave this big head alone.

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- Go away... - Stop it!  Isn't it enough for you to give me this bump?

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- If you don't finish it... - Why are these two arrows different?

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Ignorant of the first line!  Because one is gold, while the other is lead.

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The golden arrow is that of love, that of lead is that of hate.

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It means that if someone accidentally gets hit by this arrow,

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will he never be able to love anyone?

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I made you're smart.

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- Holy Olympus!  - What's wrong with you?  Why did you stop?

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Eros, look over there!

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What a wonderful creature!  That's right for us.

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- I want to shoot!  - Stop!  I'm the archer!

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- I have a delicate touch.  - Here, in fact, stop!

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You got the lead arrow!

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Damn!  But this is the William Tell wood.

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No, it was those who pain in the ass over there.

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#I love blonde or brunette women, all sweetheart ladies.  #

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#I love women of all features, especially if they are a great beauty.  #

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# I want to get married, I want to get married, I want to get married.  #

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Want a wife! Go!

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Have you seen?  It's all your fault!  You hit Apollo in the wrong spot.

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Love me, flower, love me!

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Can I ask for YOUR hand?

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Willing to come to my home home immediately.

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My love!

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You are the mare of my heart!

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- Can I talk to your mom?  - Don't talk nonsense!

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She's spinning, that woman in the pan hurt me.

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This is a splendor.

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You are the woman I have always dreamed of: I am Apollo, the God of the Sun.

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What's your name, beauty?

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I am the daughter of Ladone, the God of the rivers of Arcadia.

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My name is Daphne.

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And you have an excellent match ahead of you, at least from what everyone says.

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I want to marry you, babe, I have to remember to take the ad off the newspaper.

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What did you say?

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Hey, no, don't go!  Stop!  I want to marry you!  Wait up!

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You are the woman of my heart!  Wait up!

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- What a sticky god!  - Wait, my love, I love you!

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- What sweet punches!  What sweet punches!  Slowly, however, softly!  - Leave me!

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Long last.

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I'll give you a lift if you give me your hand.

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I said I'll never marry you, leave me alone.

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For me it is better that you leave he alone, it's better a bachelor than a dead man.

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I finally sowed him, that intrusive.

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The cunning Apollo, transformed into a hornet, swooped down behind her.

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- Please marry me.  - I said no!

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- Marry me!  - Never!

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But I'm asking you please.  Please!

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Then we didn't understand each other.

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This is for me.

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I will never, ever marry you!

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Do not do that!  Daphne!

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Wait up!  Do not leave!  Wait up!

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Here I am, my love, I'm coming!

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Now I'll fix you up!

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I've already got the papers ready, honey, and refreshments too!

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That nuisance had the death.

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Daphne, honey!

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Here he is again!

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Shall we call the grandparents?

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I fell!

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That stone was providential.

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Now you will have to agree to marry me, Daphne!

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I hate men: They drink, smoke and come back late.

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I don't want to get married and he won't be a dude like you

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to make me change my mind.

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I understand your point of view and I have nothing against it.

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- You just have to marry me!  - Leave me, Apollo, you will regret it.

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They are waiting for us, the guests have already taken their places at the table.

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Get the rings ready, guys.

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What are you doing?  Why don't you move?

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Oh, Daphne!

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Your beautiful legs!

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Your soft arms!  Your delicious body!

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I wanted a wife, not a sapling.

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Oh, Daphne, honey!

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- What are you doing, daddy?  - Oh, nothing, Pollon.

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As you have seen, Daphne, persecuted by the suffocating Apollo,

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she turned into a tree.

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She preferred to plant roots in the ground rather than in that house.

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Dad, what are you doing kneeling in front of a tree?

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Nothing, I have the impression that someone has played a bad trick on me.

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But I've already figured out the trick.

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- There is nothing!  - What did you want to do?  Carve me a wooden mom?

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Don't cry, I am convinced that sooner or later you will succeed

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to find the woman of your dreams and the mother for me.

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Courage, now enough with tears, it's time to go to work.

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Bye, daddy, have a nice day!

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I can't do it, I suffer terribly.

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No, wait, dad!  Wait up!

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Why are you heading to that cave?  What are you going to do?

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I'm desperate, I'm going to take a nap.

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The Sun cannot sleep.

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But this time I make an exception to the rule.

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Hey, what's going on?  Two minutes ago there was a Sun breaking stones!

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- Where is Apollo?  Where's that slacker?  - I prefer the night.

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Please, get out of there, Dad, I don't feel like dining alone.

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What did that fool Apollo do?

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In these moments there is always someone who breaks.

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We need the sun!

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Urgent Message for the Hermit God: This table needs the fourth,

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we are tired of playing with the dead.  We want an immortal!

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Here I can never be at peace.

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The greatest show of all time is about to begin.

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- Guest of honor, the divine Apollo!  - Get lost!

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- Apollo, get out of there!  - Woe to you if you spoil my tan!

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Of course, honey, I'll be able to reward you.

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Not even that will make me give up!

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Stop it, boring, my father will never get out of there.

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If he doesn't listen to his daughter's voice, he won't listen to yours.

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Today not only the chariot of the sun is in pieces, but also his heart.

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He received a bitter disappointment.

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No, now Pollon will tell everyone that I was hugging a tree.  What a shame!

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Her tongue will turn this cave into a hideous grave.  Yup!

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I know what happened.  Please, Daphne, go back to how you were before.

231
00:15:12,886 --> 00:15:15,508
My daddy is desperate at the thought of having lost you

232
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and you're the only one who can do something for him.

233
00:15:18,016 --> 00:15:22,061
If you get back to normal, maybe he'll get out of that ugly cave.

234
00:15:22,563 --> 00:15:25,267
Look, piece of wood, I'm not asking you for the moon.

235
00:15:27,401 --> 00:15:28,729
Then hear us!

236
00:15:28,902 --> 00:15:30,729
Apollo, open your ears!

237
00:15:32,156 --> 00:15:36,105
Olympus is full of nymphs a thousand times more beautiful than Daphne, I know.

238
00:15:36,201 --> 00:15:38,028
Come on, my dinner is cold!

239
00:15:39,455 --> 00:15:41,992
Unfortunately now Daphne is the only woman in my heart,

240
00:15:42,124 --> 00:15:43,701
and I'll never get out of this cave

241
00:15:43,792 --> 00:15:45,832
if the spiteful one doesn't come to apologize.

242
00:15:45,919 --> 00:15:48,956
Apollo, do like your father, who changes nymphs each day.

243
00:15:49,047 --> 00:15:50,127
Grandfather Zeus!

244
00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:51,248
Ah, it's you, Pollon.

245
00:15:51,425 --> 00:15:52,705
This is all my fault, sorry.

246
00:15:52,801 --> 00:15:55,375
Now it's too late for an apology, a solution is urgently needed.

247
00:15:55,471 --> 00:15:57,926
If that romantic father of yours doesn't come out of the cave,

248
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the world will sink into darkness cos of your maternal desire!

249
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,434
Wasn't your father enough for you?

250
00:16:04,396 --> 00:16:06,852
Okay, I'll take care of it, I'll find a solution.

251
00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:09,891
I don't know why, it's always that little girl's fault.

252
00:16:10,027 --> 00:16:11,058
(Did I get it right?)

253
00:16:11,153 --> 00:16:14,107
(She said she will find a solution, which means is trouble ahead.)

254
00:16:26,627 --> 00:16:28,869
It is the only solution.  Courage, my friend!

255
00:16:30,464 --> 00:16:31,460
Help!

256
00:16:34,218 --> 00:16:37,587
Emergency!  Emergency!  A disaster has happened, a catastrophe!

257
00:16:37,721 --> 00:16:41,304
- What?  - What's urgent?  Can't we finish drinking the nectar?

258
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:45,092
Look here, I found it on top of the cliff: Pollon killed herself!

259
00:16:45,229 --> 00:16:48,016
- What?  - You mean... - Pollon is dead?

260
00:16:48,148 --> 00:16:50,520
Stupid baby, why did you do that?

261
00:16:50,734 --> 00:16:52,561
Good morning, cha-cha-cha.

262
00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:57,194
Cha-cha-cha.  I see you have regained consciousness, very well.  Cha-cha-cha.

263
00:16:57,324 --> 00:16:59,732
Aside from cha-cha-cha, you mean I'm not dead?

264
00:16:59,827 --> 00:17:02,911
It's like this: You're not dead because I saved you, cha-cha-cha.

265
00:17:02,996 --> 00:17:05,322
What did you say?  How do you know my name?

266
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:07,207
The explanation is very simple, child.

267
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I know everything about everyone, anything.  I possess supreme knowledge.

268
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This is because I am the only sane person on this land of freaks.

269
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Who I am?  The scientist Cha-cha-cha.

270
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Cha-cha-cha.

271
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(It doesn't seem so normal to me.)

272
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:30,103
Cha-cha-cha scientist, can I ask you something that is so close to my heart?

273
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Let's see, cha-cha-cha.

274
00:17:32,568 --> 00:17:36,268
Daphne, the woman of my father's heart, has turned into a laurel tree.

275
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- Can you get her back to normal?  - There would be a method, cha-cha-cha.

277
00:17:42,619 --> 00:17:45,905
You know, this method is foolproof, it works once in a thousand.

278
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Minus a, plus a, plus a minus, I open parenthesis, plus two o, more CIA,

279
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per diplomatic corps, equal to 788.

280
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Perfectly successful equation.

281
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Now I add this liquid and the solution will be complete.

282
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A nice shuffle, cha-cha-cha, and that's it, cha-cha-cha.

283
00:18:04,766 --> 00:18:05,965
The game is done.

284
00:18:06,143 --> 00:18:10,141
Pour this concoction over the roots of your laurel.

285
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:12,564
How beautiful!  I do not know how to thank you.

286
00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:14,849
Hurry up, cha-cha-cha, don't waste time.

287
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:26,119
Goodbye, Cha-cha-cha, and please: Get visited.

288
00:18:27,748 --> 00:18:29,539
Look, it had to happen to me.

289
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Pollon, rest assured that Daphne will return to normal.

290
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Of course, midget, don't you see what I brought?

291
00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:38,001
It will be enough to pour this concoction on the roots of the tree.

292
00:18:38,091 --> 00:18:40,214
Okay, baby, let's see what you can do.

293
00:18:50,646 --> 00:18:51,641
It works!

294
00:18:53,690 --> 00:18:56,478
Hurray!  We made it!  It worked!

295
00:18:56,652 --> 00:18:58,479
Hurray!  Long live the Gods of Olympus.

296
00:18:58,570 --> 00:18:59,899
Courage, Eros, it's up to you!

297
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,151
It's child's play!

298
00:19:04,785 --> 00:19:06,991
Oh, Apollo, why are you, Apollo?

299
00:19:07,704 --> 00:19:09,827
I love you!  I love you!  My love, where are you?

300
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:14,958
Apollo!  Apollo, where are you, honey?

301
00:19:15,045 --> 00:19:17,334
But this... this is Daphne's voice!

302
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:26,428
But then it is really you, my beloved, Daphne, my love!

303
00:19:34,731 --> 00:19:36,973
Apollo!  Apollo!  Apollo!  My love!

304
00:19:37,234 --> 00:19:39,273
Oh, Daphne, Daphne, Daphne!

305
00:19:40,070 --> 00:19:43,569
- Treasure!  I can not believe my eyes!  - I love you so much, Apollo.

306
00:19:46,535 --> 00:19:49,820
- Apollo, darling!  - But everyone's gone crazy here.

307
00:19:50,372 --> 00:19:53,575
- No!  Stop!  Do not run away!  - Leave me!  Paws off!

308
00:19:53,917 --> 00:19:56,704
- The arm!  The arm!  - I love you!  I love you!

309
00:19:57,045 --> 00:19:58,456
Help!  No!  I do not want to!

310
00:20:00,090 --> 00:20:03,673
what?  It did not work?  Yes, in fact, it almost never works.

311
00:20:03,844 --> 00:20:06,964
- Now stop laughing.  - Don't worry, I'll take care of it immediately.

312
00:20:07,097 --> 00:20:09,553
It suits you, and try to be more careful this time.

313
00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:11,848
Quick, quick, ha-ha-ha.

314
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,479
Here you are, Pollon, the solution is ready.

315
00:20:18,609 --> 00:20:21,693
- Are you sure it works?  - Of course it will work!

316
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:23,149
I would have some doubts.

317
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:27,189
To tell the truth, now that I think about it, I would have some doubts too.

318
00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:31,497
Let's do one thing, then try these too and we don't talk about it anymore.

319
00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:38,452
- Leave me, crazy horse!  - Hold on, dad, reinforcements are coming!

320
00:20:38,545 --> 00:20:41,712
- Help!  - I have a bag full of solutions here, look!

321
00:20:42,633 --> 00:20:44,791
Oh, no, I was wrong!

322
00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:55,720
I knew I shouldn't be trusted.  I just have to try another one.

323
00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:57,681
Here, what will happen now?

324
00:21:17,292 --> 00:21:18,668
You are tickling me!

325
00:21:18,919 --> 00:21:21,375
Holy Olympus, here we go from bad to worse!

326
00:21:21,672 --> 00:21:22,537
Take it!

327
00:21:23,799 --> 00:21:24,795
Disappear!

328
00:21:26,927 --> 00:21:29,881
Oh, no, really one laurel was more than enough.

329
00:21:30,347 --> 00:21:32,304
That's what we think too.

330
00:21:41,525 --> 00:21:42,853
Try watering me with wine.

331
00:21:42,985 --> 00:21:46,021
Pollon!  Come here now with some water!  My feet are thirsty!

332
00:21:46,113 --> 00:21:49,149
Here I am, daddy, I'm coming!  Sorry if I made you wait!

333
00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:50,819
I don't know what to do with your apologies!

334
00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:53,910
- Get lost before you sound good!  - As you want.

335
00:21:53,996 --> 00:21:57,162
Wait up!  I didn't mean that.  You know that dad loves you so much.

336
00:21:57,291 --> 00:21:59,746
Give me water, my darling, give me water.

337
00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:03,085
Hey, did you guys see that sweet and loving dad I have?

338
00:22:03,881 --> 00:22:05,707
I don't know how this story will end.

339
00:22:05,883 --> 00:22:09,049
Hopefully we'll all be there again next time.

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