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Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.31,0:00:08.86,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}The treasurer of the four-member\Nstudent council at Shuuchiin Academy...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.86,0:00:10.23,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Ishigami Yuu.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.70,0:00:17.58,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}The man who is indispensable\Nto the student council,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.58,0:00:21.20,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}yet hasn't made\Nmuch of an impression on them.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.45,0:00:24.08,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}The man Shirogane,\Nthe president of the student council,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.08,0:00:26.96,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}chose to be the treasurer\Nbased on expectations of his prowess.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.96,0:00:30.00,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Here's this month's financial report.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.00,0:00:30.75,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Great.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.75,0:00:33.63,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}He has been biding his time...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.63,0:00:34.63,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.93,0:00:37.76,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I want to quit the student council.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.05,0:00:41.02,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...waiting for the chance\Nto resign from the student council!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.23,0:02:14.48,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I see. Quit the student council...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.03,0:02:20.24,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,ISHIGAMI YUU WANTS TO LIVE
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.32,0:02:20.24,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}You've got to be kidding me!\NWithout you, we'll go bankrupt!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.66,0:02:21.74,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}I'm begging you here!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.95,0:02:23.74,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}Ishigami Yuu.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.95,0:02:26.58,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}He's a data processing expert.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.58,0:02:30.37,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}At Shuuchiin Academy,\Nonly the president is elected.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.00,0:02:28.12,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an7}PRESIDENT\NSHIROGANE MIYUKI
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.00,0:02:29.62,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an9}VICE-PRESIDENT\NSHINOMIYA KAGUYA
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.12,0:02:31.75,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an7}SECRETARY\NFUJIWARA CHIKA
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.37,0:02:31.75,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an9}TREASURER\NISHIGAMI YUU
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.37,0:02:34.25,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}The other members are appointed\Nbased on their abilities.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.55,0:02:37.46,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Ishigami Yuu is a talented person\Nwho was scouted by the student council...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.46,0:02:40.76,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}despite the fact that he had barely begun\Nhis first year there.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.76,0:02:42.39,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Normally he takes his work home{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.39,0:02:45.60,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}and only shows up\Nin the student council room for meetings,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.60,0:02:47.68,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}but he is a full-fledged council member.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.89,0:02:51.44,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Undeniably, Ishigami Yuu is the treasurer\Nof Shuuchiin Academy's student council.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.85,0:02:55.86,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And now he is trying to quit his post.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.86,0:02:56.28,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}But I've got an important reason.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.69,0:02:58.03,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}That reason is...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.69,0:02:58.03,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}What reason?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.03,0:03:02.91,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}I think I'm going to be murdered.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.12,0:03:03.95,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Murdered?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.24,0:03:07.79,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I think Shinomiya-senpai\Nis going to kill me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.20,0:03:06.16,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Shino...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.04,0:03:10.16,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,O-On what basis do you think that?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.04,0:03:11.92,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Her eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.79,0:03:13.67,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Eyes?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.08,0:03:17.13,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}People's eyes are organs\Nthat are connected directly to the brain.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.13,0:03:20.42,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Normally half of the brain\Nis used to process the sense of sight.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.97,0:03:24.51,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}The movement of eyes can show\Nwhat someone is cautious about or hungry for.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.76,0:03:27.56,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Those organs clearly reveal\Nthe brain's activity.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.64,0:03:27.56,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an9}FOOD > CAT\NGLUTTON
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.64,0:03:27.56,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an7}DOG > FOOD\NSCAREDY-CAT
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.64,0:03:32.94,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}I can tell five or six percent of a person's\Ntrue character just by looking into their eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.35,0:03:34.61,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,That's not much!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.86,0:03:36.98,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I can probably do the same!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.23,0:03:41.70,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,The way Shinomiya-senpai\Nlooks at me sometimes...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.70,0:03:44.37,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I'm positive that the intent to kill\Nis in that glance.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.37,0:03:46.70,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,What exactly happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.95,0:03:50.00,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}It was a month ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.21,0:03:59.59,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an4}COFFEE BLEND\NFREE TICKET
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.34,0:04:06.55,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,But a lot of people think\Nthat's the best way to kill time.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.55,0:04:07.72,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}What is this?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.10,0:04:10.35,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I don't really go to coffee shops.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.60,0:04:12.64,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,They're too expensive for my blood.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.64,0:04:13.73,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,You have a point.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.06,0:04:17.73,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,If there was a coupon or something,\Nit would be different.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.73,0:04:21.99,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}PAT PAT
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.61,0:04:21.99,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.44,0:04:24.99,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,If it were cheaper,\NI wouldn't mind going once in a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.54,0:04:39.46,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Not a word to anyone about those tickets.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.01,0:04:42.46,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}What happened?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.01,0:04:44.59,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,She threatened me, so I can't tell you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.59,0:04:45.63,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Threatened?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.89,0:04:48.89,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I have a feeling\Nshe's killed two or three people already.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.89,0:04:49.97,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,What happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.76,0:04:53.39,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}And then last week, too...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.73,0:04:58.69,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Shinomiya-senpai,\Nare you in love with the president?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.69,0:04:59.98,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}FSSST
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.27,0:05:01.78,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}In love with the president?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.03,0:05:05.32,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Don't talk nonsense!\NThat would never happen!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.03,0:05:08.07,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}You don't see him as a love interest?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.45,0:05:10.08,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}N-No!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.33,0:05:11.41,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Of course not.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.37,0:05:13.20,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Really?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.95,0:05:17.17,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}In fact, rumors like that are a nuisance!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.58,0:05:18.92,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Is that right?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.17,0:05:21.67,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I thought they'd make a good couple.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.51,0:05:27.22,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Then I'll give the president a hint\Nthat you have no romantic interest.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.10,0:05:35.94,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an9}YANK YANK
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.72,0:05:34.52,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}You'll tell him no such thing!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.77,0:05:35.94,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}You hear me?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.48,0:05:41.69,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I think she has the skills\Nof a trained assassin.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.69,0:05:42.94,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,A trained assassin?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.19,0:05:46.49,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Using the corner of a couch\Nto strangle me... That's a pro!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.49,0:05:48.82,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,What do you think Shinomiya is?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.82,0:05:56.08,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}SHIVER SHIVER
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.16,0:05:52.08,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,My guess is she's a natural-born serial killer.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.33,0:05:53.95,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I can see it in her eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.95,0:05:56.08,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,You put too much faith\Nin that five or six percent!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.58,0:05:59.46,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Fujiwara-senpai's\Nin even more danger than me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.67,0:06:02.50,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes Shinomiya-senpai stares\Nat her as if she's less than human.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.71,0:06:05.01,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I estimate she's got\Nanother two months left.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.01,0:06:06.63,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,You calculated her life expectancy?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.30,0:06:08.59,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Ridiculous!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.68,0:06:12.72,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,No, that type\Nis the most dangerous predator.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.72,0:06:14.10,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,President...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.27,0:06:17.10,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Is Ishigami-kun here?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.40,0:06:20.73,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I was at a meeting.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.73,0:06:22.86,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Don't make it worse for yourself!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.86,0:06:24.86,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,It was about the budget\Nfor the drama club.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.86,0:06:26.69,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Turn yourself in, Shinomiya!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.99,0:06:28.15,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Please!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.15,0:06:30.36,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Listen when someone's talking to you!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.12,0:06:35.62,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an4}BEND BEND
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.12,0:06:36.83,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I told you I was helping\Nthe drama club, remember?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.08,0:06:39.21,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Today was the costume fitting.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.21,0:06:40.88,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,O-Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.08,0:06:45.13,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Still, you didn't need\Nto bring that prop in here.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.50,0:06:50.38,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Um, I just wanted\Nto tease you a little with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.26,0:06:53.01,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.60,0:06:54.47,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Cute.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.72,0:06:57.35,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Shirogane-senpai, this is a trap.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.85,0:07:01.52,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,She's playing it cute\Nso you'll let your guard down.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.69,0:07:04.61,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,D-Don't scare me like that!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.61,0:07:07.90,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,That's just a costume!\NShinomiya hasn't killed anyone!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.69,0:07:10.11,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,President!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.91,0:07:13.78,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Help.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.95,0:07:19.33,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Kaguya-san killed me!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.08,0:07:21.08,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Then it's true!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.37,0:07:24.79,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,What's true?\NShe's just wearing special makeup!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.79,0:07:26.34,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, right!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.59,0:07:29.09,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,No, President. This is a trap, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.34,0:07:31.09,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I suspect she really is dead,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.34,0:07:34.01,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,but Shinomiya-senpai performed\Nsome mad-science surgery on her.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.26,0:07:35.60,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Treasurer Ishigami...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.18,0:07:38.35,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,You always let imagination\Nget the better of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.35,0:07:41.60,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Shinomiya would never murder a soul.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.23,0:07:44.23,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Try to have more faith in your colleagues.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.65,0:07:45.61,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.15,0:07:49.61,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Faith in my colleagues...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.15,0:07:51.53,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, that's impressive.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.53,0:07:52.61,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I know, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.86,0:07:54.37,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,How is that attached?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.37,0:07:56.74,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,It's like this. See?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.95,0:07:59.33,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry I asked.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.66,0:08:02.29,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Faith in my colleagues...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.54,0:08:03.83,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Ishigami-kun...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.13,0:08:07.50,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,About our secret...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.63,0:08:12.59,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I appreciate that you've kept it to yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.84,0:08:15.14,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Being tight-lipped is a virtue, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.89,0:08:17.64,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,If you had blabbed...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.72,0:08:22.23,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Faith!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.31,0:08:25.19,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,STAB
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.19,0:08:27.40,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,...this wouldn't be a toy.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.15,0:08:32.28,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Also, don't put the president in a bind.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.86,0:08:35.61,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Please don't say\Nanything more about resigning.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.91,0:08:38.70,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Do you want to try\Nstabbing me, President?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.08,0:08:40.83,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}Then was she...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.70,0:08:41.16,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Can I? I wanted to try it once.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.96,0:08:45.54,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}listening the whole time?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.92,0:08:58.93,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}RESULTS OF TODAY'S MATCH:\NISHIGAMI LOSES
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.30,0:08:55.30,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Results of today's match...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.59,0:08:58.93,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an5}WANTS TO QUIT BECAUSE\NHE'S AFRAID OF KAGUYA\NBUT CAN'T QUIT BECAUSE\NHE'S AFRAID OF KAGUYA
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.55,0:08:58.93,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Ishigami loses.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.93,0:09:01.93,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,WOMEN WHO LOVE AND HATE
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.93,0:09:08.69,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}CAGE FOR CATS
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.93,0:09:05.69,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,There's an animal cage in front of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.06,0:09:08.69,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,How many cats are in the cage?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.36,0:09:11.82,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}What kind of abstract question is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.36,0:09:14.78,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an1}FUJIWARA CHIKA\NWANTS TO TEST YOU
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.11,0:09:14.15,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}It's a psychological test!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.40,0:09:16.53,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}It's from a book\NI borrowed from the library.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.16,0:09:18.74,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Just by answering this question,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.74,0:09:22.45,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be able to understand\Nthe depths of your mind, President.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.45,0:09:23.29,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,That's silly.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.95,0:09:27.42,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,As if you could understand the workings\Nof the mind with a question like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.42,0:09:29.42,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, just humor me.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.71,0:09:31.30,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,How many cats?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.92,0:09:35.26,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I guess about nine cats.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.72,0:09:39.80,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}That tells me\Nhow many children you want!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.51,0:09:42.81,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}That's exactly right!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.81,0:09:45.56,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Nine kids? That's like a baseball team!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.35,0:09:45.56,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}Nine kids? That many?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.56,0:09:50.69,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}PSYCHOLOGY TEST
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.10,0:09:47.56,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Psychology tests.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.56,0:09:50.69,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Abstract questions that draw out\Nwhat someone really thinks.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.94,0:09:55.07,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}Most of them have amusing game elements\Nthat employ the Barnum effect,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.07,0:09:58.61,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}but some of them are practical\Nand based on actual psychology.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.86,0:10:01.49,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}The person who thinks of these tests\Nonly as an amusing trifle{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.49,0:10:04.58,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}and lets their guard down\Nmay be in for a bitter experience.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.20,0:10:08.21,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}I've got another really interesting one!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.54,0:10:10.13,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Let's do it together!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.38,0:10:12.55,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, us, too?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.55,0:10:13.34,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.55,0:10:16.72,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Are you ready?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.97,0:10:20.09,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,"You're walking down a dark path.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.34,0:10:23.22,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Suddenly, someone taps you\Non the shoulder from behind.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.64,0:10:25.43,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Who is that person?"
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.73,0:10:28.14,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Give me a hint.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.39,0:10:30.90,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,This isn't a quiz,\Nso it doesn't work that way.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.90,0:10:31.73,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.73,0:10:33.11,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,A dark path...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.48,0:10:35.94,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,What could this be getting at?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.11,0:10:41.03,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}There it is!\NThe second question on page 47!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.03,0:10:42.24,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}That answer...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.91,0:10:45.74,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}THAT'S THE PERSON YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH!!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.62,0:10:45.74,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}indicates whom you're in love with!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.74,0:10:48.08,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}If you say the name\Nof someone of the opposite sex{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.08,0:10:50.50,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}it's like a confession of love!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.50,0:10:54.25,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}As is often the case,\NKaguya had prepared for this situation.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.25,0:10:55.75,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}PLEASE TYPE IN A NAME
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.59,0:10:55.75,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an5}FUJIWARA CHIKA'S BRAIN
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.88,0:10:57.88,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Kaguya has known Fujiwara Chika\Nsince middle school{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.88,0:11:00.51,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}and is especially familiar\Nwith her behavioral patterns.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.13,0:11:00.51,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an5}CHIKA'S BRAIN
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.13,0:11:00.51,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}LOVE, PLAYING, EATING, PESU
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.51,0:11:04.22,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Ever since Kaguya noticed\Nthe book was on the library's list of purchases,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.22,0:11:08.02,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}she predicted a high likelihood of Fujiwara\Nbringing it to the student council room.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.51,0:11:08.02,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}PSYCHOLOGY TESTS FOR LOVE
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.31,0:11:10.77,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Kaguya read the book in advance!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.77,0:11:13.86,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,"Question. You bring a squirrel home.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.36,0:11:16.03,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}She's able to avoid any dangerous answers.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.86,0:11:16.03,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,What do you do with it then?"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.69,0:11:19.49,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see. I would make\Ndelicious food for it every day...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.49,0:11:21.95,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,and give it a massage\Nbefore it went to sleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.24,0:11:23.62,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,The answer is...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.62,0:11:27.20,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,"After you get married,\Nwhat will you do for your spouse?"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.16,0:11:29.21,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}In other words,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.21,0:11:31.87,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}by being able to negotiate this minefield\Ncalled a "psychological test,"{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.87,0:11:35.46,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}she holds a huge advantage.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.46,0:11:38.21,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Let me think.\NIt would be you, Fujiwara-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.17,0:11:40.76,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,M-Me?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.01,0:11:42.68,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}BASHFUL BASHFUL
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.97,0:11:45.55,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}A dark path...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.48,0:11:59.69,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}Why are you running away, Ishigami-kun?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.07,0:12:02.86,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,My answer is Shinomiya-senpai.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.86,0:12:04.03,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Me?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.03,0:12:06.20,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}That's how Ishigami-kun feels?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.83,0:12:09.41,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}He's a nice boy, and I don't dislike him...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.04,0:12:14.00,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}but I'm sorry.\NIshigami-kun is on the level of a worm to me.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.25,0:12:15.96,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Ishigami is rejected.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.96,0:12:19.30,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Now the president is the real issue.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.76,0:12:24.72,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I hate dark, scary places.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.89,0:12:28.68,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}President, let's go home together.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.85,0:12:32.18,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I—
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.18,0:12:33.10,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Grin!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.35,0:12:36.36,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Wait! Why is Secretary Fujiwara\Ngrinning at me like that?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.35,0:12:36.36,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an7}GRIN GRIN
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.06,0:12:39.90,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}She called it "really interesting."{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.15,0:12:42.28,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}A question\Nthat love-obsessed girl pounced on...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.28,0:12:44.41,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}This one is definitely not a harmless test!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.66,0:12:47.16,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}If the answer is\N"The person you're in love with..."{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.45,0:12:49.58,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Oh, President...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.83,0:12:53.87,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}So, you're subconsciously\Nin love with me?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.46,0:12:56.33,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}How cute.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.17,0:12:59.25,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}It would be like a confession of love!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.67,0:13:03.47,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}The best answer would be someone they'd be\Nsatisfied with, but nobody in this room!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.72,0:13:04.76,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Then...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.26,0:13:08.51,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I guess my little sister.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.39,0:13:14.89,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,"The person who taps you on the shoulder\Nindicates the person you're in love with."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.89,0:13:17.52,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,In short, the president\Nhas a sister complex.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.52,0:13:19.36,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,That's the most boring answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.36,0:13:21.53,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,That's right. I have a sister complex.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.86,0:13:26.78,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I'm in love with Shinomiya-senpai?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.95,0:13:35.62,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}No, I think this emotion is terror!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.46,0:13:40.54,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,President, I think I have\NStockholm syndrome, so I'm going home.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.54,0:13:43.55,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,A-All right. Get well soon.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.05,0:13:47.18,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,It could also be\Nthe suspension bridge effect.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.68,0:13:49.43,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I'll go to a hospital on the way home.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.43,0:13:52.60,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna try answering one myself,\Nso I'll look on the net.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.93,0:13:57.19,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Shoot! Fujiwara-san is looking\Nfor a question outside of the book!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.19,0:13:58.52,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,This one's cute!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.36,0:14:02.40,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,"You're in a field of flowers.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.11,0:14:07.36,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}The owner said you can take home\Nas many flowers as you like.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.61,0:14:09.57,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}How many will you take home?"
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.07,0:14:12.28,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}A question she doesn't know the answer to!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.28,0:14:14.04,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Flowers, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.29,0:14:18.12,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}I'd carefully pick only the prettiest ones.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.37,0:14:20.38,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}So just a couple.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.71,0:14:27.17,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I-I suppose I'd take enough\Nto make a lovely bouquet.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.59,0:14:28.76,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.76,0:14:31.85,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}What should I do?\NI answered honestly without thinking!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.22,0:14:35.22,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,How many for you, President?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.77,0:14:38.35,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Well, unlike that last one,\NI don't have to say a name,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.35,0:14:39.85,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}so I can answer it normally.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.52,0:14:42.65,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I can take as many as I like\Nfor free, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.65,0:14:44.69,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Then there's only one possible answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.69,0:14:51.20,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an7}HEAP
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.48,0:14:47.99,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I'd take as many\Nas I could cram into a truck!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.28,0:14:51.20,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe even a truck wouldn't be enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.45,0:14:53.45,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}That's a poor person's mentality.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.78,0:14:56.58,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,What would you do\Nwith all of those flowers?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.95,0:14:59.71,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I could give some away\Nand sell some, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.08,0:15:00.21,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}Um, the answer is...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.21,0:15:00.58,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,CLICK HERE FOR THE ANSWER
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.58,0:15:03.71,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an1}THE AMOUNT OF FLOWERS YOU TOOK INDICATES\NHOW MUCH LOVE YOU HAVE FOR A SPECIAL SOMEONE!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.68,0:15:18.18,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,What was the answer?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.43,0:15:22.10,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing. Um, "How much\Nyou love flowers" or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.44,0:15:24.06,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, that's what it was.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.11,0:15:27.19,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Even though I love flowers?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.48,0:15:26.61,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Silly.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.19,0:15:28.86,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I don't agree with that one!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.86,0:15:29.90,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Neither do I.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.90,0:15:33.16,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,But that's what the answer was.\NWe just have to accept it.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.90,0:15:34.37,LeftSignM4,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,REASON:\NHAVING A TRUCK\N FULL OF LOVE
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.20,0:15:31.86,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}Results of today's match...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.70,0:15:34.37,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}Shirogane loses.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.16,0:15:34.37,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I guess you're right.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.99,0:15:37.87,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,COST OF A FAMILY
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.99,0:15:37.87,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an7}UM, IF YOU GET A HCG INJECTION,\NTHERE'S A 20% HIGHER CHANCE\NOF GIVING BIRTH TO TWINS...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.99,0:15:37.87,EpNum,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,AH... HUH...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.37,0:15:41.37,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Wanna get a smoothie on the way home?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.71,0:15:43.04,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.04,0:15:46.25,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm gonna get celery!\N- What kind should I get?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.59,0:15:50.22,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I'm totally sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.22,0:15:53.01,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I'm working again today.\NI have to go straight there.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.01,0:15:54.43,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Again?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.43,0:15:55.93,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,You work too much.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.26,0:15:58.06,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Next time, definitely!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.31,0:16:00.06,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.23,0:16:05.77,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,It's time to go home, Kaguya-sama.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.11,0:16:10.28,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Hayasaka, I told you not to come\Nto the student council room.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.86,0:16:14.41,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}I've confirmed that the president\Nand the other members have already left.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.07,0:16:16.49,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an1}KAGUYA-SAMA WANTS\NTO BE NOTICED
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.41,0:16:15.66,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Rest assured.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.87,0:16:18.37,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Carelessness like that can be fatal.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.16,0:16:22.04,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Recently, you've become lax, haven't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.50,0:16:25.25,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Between your appearance,\Nthose nails,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.50,0:16:26.09,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an7}UNBUTTONED\NHER\NCOLLAR
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.50,0:16:26.75,Title,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,NAILS
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.50,0:16:27.84,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an4}MYSTERIOUS\NKEYCHAIN
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.25,0:16:27.84,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,and your skirt length,\Nyou're likely violating school rules.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.50,0:16:27.84,Next Title,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,ROLLED UP HER SKIRT
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.50,0:16:30.80,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,It's all within the bounds\Nof school regulations.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.13,0:16:34.22,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Although you could say\NI'm bending the rules a bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.47,0:16:35.80,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,A bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.18,0:16:39.01,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,For us, beauty is power.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.60,0:16:41.81,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}BEAUTY IS LIVE AMMO
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.81,0:16:45.52,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}High society is not for people\Nwithout adornment.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.52,0:16:48.82,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}You don't want opportunities stolen by women\Nwith only good looks going for them.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.07,0:16:51.69,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}I would say you're too stuffy about it,\NKaguya-sama.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.65,0:16:56.03,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Lately, lightly polished nails\Nare even in style here.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.24,0:17:00.33,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,If you want men to think you're cute,\Nyou should take an interest.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.58,0:17:03.21,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Really? Then will the president...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.46,0:17:06.58,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, will boys think I'm cute?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.83,0:17:10.34,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,After all this time, I'm surprised\Nyou haven't given yourself away.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.71,0:17:12.34,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,But, yes, of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.34,0:17:17.34,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Hayasaka realized that nails had little to do\Nwith popularity amongst the opposite sex.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.68,0:17:18.93,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Boys will...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.81,0:17:21.97,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Come on. Let's go home and paint your nails.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.85,0:17:27.65,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}But she gave only vague answers\Nin her desire to give Kaguya some glam.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.39,0:17:24.85,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Are you sure about this?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.85,0:17:26.02,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}It's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.02,0:17:27.65,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}What's okay? Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.11,0:17:30.23,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an6}THE NEXT DAY
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.57,0:17:34.24,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Gel nails which don't infringe\Non the school dress code.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.49,0:17:39.07,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}The modesty of rhinestone only\Non each ring finger was part of the appeal.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.04,0:17:43.04,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I wonder what the president will think.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.25,0:17:44.75,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Will he think it's cute?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.75,0:17:49.00,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Or maybe he'll think it's frivolous.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.50,0:17:53.17,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}What's the nail polish about?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.46,0:17:54.92,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I know.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.68,0:18:00.60,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I don't want it in that case.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.77,0:18:04.64,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}I'll just go home today, and...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.64,0:18:05.89,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}What are you doing, Shinomiya?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.52,0:18:08.90,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Aren't you going in?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.40,0:18:11.86,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I was on my way in!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.74,0:18:15.78,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Kaguya-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.78,0:18:19.07,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,About this part...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.78,0:18:21.66,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, what is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.83,0:18:25.91,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Are you hiding something behind you?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.16,0:18:28.12,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,No, nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.42,0:18:32.21,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}The only times she's quick on the uptake\Nare situations like this!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.21,0:18:34.76,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}If someone's going to notice,\NI want it to be the president.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.76,0:18:36.55,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}Certainly not her!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.51,0:18:39.26,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I have to get closer.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.18,0:18:43.85,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Here, President.\NThe minutes from our last meeting.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.85,0:18:45.56,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.56,0:18:47.56,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Stare.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.15,0:18:52.82,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}And there's an error here.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.61,0:18:55.94,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}You're right.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.36,0:18:57.70,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Indeed.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.86,0:18:59.95,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Good eye!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.16,0:19:04.45,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}He didn't notice!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.95,0:19:07.20,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}Shinomiya is being fashionable!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.20,0:19:09.00,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}Jeez, why?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.00,0:19:11.21,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}Is it because you're not interested in me?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.21,0:19:13.25,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}What caused the change?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.25,0:19:17.72,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}She's always avoided ornamentation,\Nsaying, "Does a swan dress up?"{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.05,0:19:20.72,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}What should I do?\NShould I mention it?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.97,0:19:23.01,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}You have nice childbearing hips.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.80,0:19:26.60,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}Wouldn't that actually\Nbe sexual harassment if I did?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.60,0:19:34.98,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}LITTLE SISTER
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.85,0:19:28.18,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Like the other day...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.18,0:19:30.64,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Kei-chan, isn't that skirt too short?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.48,0:19:36.32,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I'm not wearing this for you, Onii.\NThat's sexual harassment. Drop dead.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.32,0:19:38.86,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I was just worried about her\Nas a big brother!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.61,0:19:42.99,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}If there's a reaction from a person\Nother than the person you want,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.99,0:19:44.37,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}it's sexual harassment.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.37,0:19:47.62,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}But since I did notice,\NI should say something, right?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.95,0:19:51.37,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I'm sure she won't be any crueler to me\Nthan my little sister was!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.34,0:19:55.50,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Fujiwara-senpai...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.51,0:19:59.76,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,You changed your conditioner, didn't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.84,0:20:01.97,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,You can tell?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.22,0:20:03.26,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, well...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.22,0:20:06.26,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}the smell is different than usual.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.31,0:20:11.89,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, it is stuffy in here today,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.89,0:20:14.77,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,but it's cute that the smell\Nis stronger than usual.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.02,0:20:17.86,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,It kind of smells like a baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.86,0:20:20.40,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Ishigami-kun...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.95,0:20:22.53,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,That's creepy!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.91,0:20:25.62,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}Let me die.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.33,0:20:32.04,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I want to die, so I'm going home.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.29,0:20:34.79,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,S-Sure. But don't die.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.21,0:20:38.96,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}It smelled good,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.21,0:20:41.13,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}so I meant to give her a compliment.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.63,0:20:44.26,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Do I smell? Am I stinky?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.64,0:20:45.68,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}That's tough!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.68,0:20:49.01,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}The day Shinomiya calls me creepy,\NI'm likely to choose death myself!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.01,0:20:53.02,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}SNIFF SNIFF
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.81,0:20:52.02,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I'd better not bring up her nails!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.27,0:20:54.14,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}It's just too risky!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.40,0:20:56.77,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I can't risk having her call me "creepy"!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.32,0:21:00.90,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Wait. Is that just an excuse?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.11,0:21:04.99,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}This is my issue.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.78,0:21:07.78,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Complimenting Shinomiya's nails...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.58,0:21:13.71,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I'm just genuinely bashful.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.84,0:21:25.80,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}In the end, he didn't notice my nails.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.64,0:21:29.72,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}But it's probably better that way.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.47,0:21:35.27,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}It's meaningless for me\Nto be fashion-conscious.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.98,0:21:40.07,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}It doesn't make me cute.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.98,0:21:42.99,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Shinomiya!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.15,0:21:46.82,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Those nails!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.58,0:21:55.58,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,C-C-C-C-Cu...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.62,0:21:58.17,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Never mind! Nothing!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.13,0:22:01.21,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.71,0:22:03.59,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Finish what you were going to say!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.59,0:22:07.18,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,The president is cute\Nwhen he's all flustered, isn't he?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.47,0:22:12.35,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Jeez! Jeez!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.68,0:22:14.35,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}And you too, Kaguya-sama.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.56,0:22:17.02,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}I-I wonder what he was about to say!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.35,0:22:18.77,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}What do you think, Hayasaka?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.77,0:22:21.77,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}"Hayasaka," I said!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.77,0:22:24.36,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}He said, "Those nails!"
Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.57,0:22:29.87,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an5}RESULTS OF TODAY'S MATCH:\NKAGUYA WINS
Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.82,0:22:24.36,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Results of today's match...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.65,0:22:27.70,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Come on, Hayasaka!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.94,0:22:27.03,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Kaguya wins.{\i0}