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Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.34,0:00:09.72,flashback,16,0000,0000,0000,,As you all, know I'm the main character.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.72,0:00:11.49,flashback,16,0000,0000,0000,,Bow down before me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.83,0:00:14.74,flashback,16,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies, form a line to suck my dick.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.28,0:00:13.11,italicstop,326,0000,0000,0000,,Oh God
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.74,0:00:16.99,italicstop,326,0000,0000,0000,,Do you think he'd notice if I \Nstood in line with the girls?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.74,0:00:18.12,flashback,16,0000,0000,0000,,You each get five minutes,\Nso every girl gets a chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.22,0:00:23.25,italics,326,0000,0000,0000,,I want to be Hiro's bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.98,0:00:28.69,main,666,0000,0000,0000,,Wake the fuck up, milkboy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.67,0:00:31.60,main,666,0000,0000,0000,,Dreaming about Hiro again?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.60,0:00:35.09,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,You soiled your sheets again.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.18,0:00:38.28,main,666,0000,0000,0000,,Hurry up fag, let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.28,0:00:40.43,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,Why'd we get paired with the queer?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.10,0:00:45.62,italics,326,0000,0000,0000,,Ever since I was a young boy, \NI've questioned my sexuality.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.25,0:00:49.94,italics,326,0000,0000,0000,,I always tried to tell \Nmyself that I was straight.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.63,0:00:53.30,italics,326,0000,0000,0000,,But everytime I saw him...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.50,0:00:56.95,italics,326,0000,0000,0000,,I felt a tingling in my pants.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.95,0:01:00.53,italics,326,0000,0000,0000,,I vowed to someday make him mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.00,0:01:15.00,italics,326,0000,0000,0000,,(I didnt do anything funny here just skip to 02:35)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.89,0:02:40.59,main,15,0000,0000,0000,,Therefore, my suggestion is as follows:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.04,0:02:45.26,main,15,0000,0000,0000,,We kill 02 and have me pair with Hiro instead.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.26,0:02:47.07,main,7,0000,0000,0000,,Ichigo, nobody cares.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.07,0:02:51.85,main,7,0000,0000,0000,,You already lost the MCbowl, \Njust give up.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.85,0:02:56.61,main,8,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, our reports indicate that \None of you is a homosexual.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.61,0:02:58.49,main,8,0000,0000,0000,,Personally I think it's you, milkboy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.01,0:03:01.41,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,Straight as an arrow, my dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.41,0:03:03.29,main,8,0000,0000,0000,,You're not fooling anyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.37,0:03:08.57,main,8,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, keep in mind this is a cuck \Nepisode so one of you....
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.06,0:03:10.75,main,8,0000,0000,0000,,... is going to get CUCKED.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.96,0:03:18.28,main,8,0000,0000,0000,,We're going to have to come up \Nwith a plan to keep that boy from gaying up the place.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.28,0:03:18.96,main,7,0000,0000,0000,,Totally.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.73,0:03:24.76,main,7,0000,0000,0000,,His gayness levels are skyrocketing\N lately, shown by this red line.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.76,0:03:28.35,main,7,0000,0000,0000,,Compare that to the yellow line which is \Nan average teens latent homosexuality levels.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.86,0:03:31.52,main,7,0000,0000,0000,,If this continues, he will \Nstart infecting the other children with gayness,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.52,0:03:33.11,main,7,0000,0000,0000,,because as we all know,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.11,0:03:37.02,main,7,0000,0000,0000,,homosexuality is extremely contagious.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.02,0:03:41.36,main,8,0000,0000,0000,,I agree. We must show him the \Nway of the pussy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.07,0:03:46.24,main,7,0000,0000,0000,,We have a responsibility to \Nmake that boy straight.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.60,0:03:48.24,italics,7,0000,0000,0000,,(Visual representation of me pounding your mom.)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.75,0:03:54.03,main,666,0000,0000,0000,,Hiro, would it be gay to kiss a trap?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.03,0:03:56.38,main,666,0000,0000,0000,,Like, even if she had a feminine penis?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.72,0:04:00.74,main,16,0000,0000,0000,,I mean if she has a penis \Nthen yeah it would be gay.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.74,0:04:02.76,italics,Z2,0000,0000,0000,,Speaking of feminine penises.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.85,0:04:03.80,italics,Z2,0000,0000,0000,,(Pound)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.61,0:04:07.01,main,Z2,0000,0000,0000,,I'm taking you to pound \Ntown at the end of this episode, Hiro.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.01,0:04:12.36,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe they paired a fat slob \Nlike me with a girl like you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.36,0:04:17.25,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,I seriously want to die when I'm with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.25,0:04:19.14,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,I'm like the most one-dimensional character.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.14,0:04:22.95,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,And the best part is you're \Nstuck with me forever!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.96,0:04:25.53,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,Please kill me.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.58,0:04:27.73,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,Kokoro...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.45,0:04:35.36,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,If for some random reason \Nthey give us the opportunity to swap partners...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.97,0:04:40.84,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,You promise you won't cuck \Nme right?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.00,0:04:43.00,italics,214,0000,0000,0000,,Is this nigga serious?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.14,0:04:45.72,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,Sure whatever.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.72,0:04:47.14,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,Oh shit, really?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.14,0:04:52.27,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,Then I don't have to worry\N about being cucked!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.27,0:04:56.24,italics,390,0000,0000,0000,,Holy shit dude take \Na fucking hint you lardass.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.24,0:04:59.28,italics,666,0000,0000,0000,,This is a cuck episode dude, \Nshe's leaving you the first chance she gets.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.28,0:05:01.89,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,N-No, she promised though! Women don't lie!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.96,0:05:06.47,italics,15,0000,0000,0000,,Guys we're finally going to get some combat scenes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.47,0:05:08.24,italics,15,0000,0000,0000,,I was worried this episode would be a borefest.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.24,0:05:11.45,main,56,0000,0000,0000,,No one better cause any drama.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.45,0:05:13.27,main,15,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah I don't want to skip this cool fight sequence.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.86,0:05:19.62,italics,15,0000,0000,0000,,Fucking really, Mitsuru?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.62,0:05:20.59,main,196,0000,0000,0000,,Wtf Mitsuru?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.49,0:05:22.57,main,196,0000,0000,0000,,Oh shit he's dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.01,0:05:25.09,main,8,0000,0000,0000,,His gayness...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.58,0:05:27.55,main,8,0000,0000,0000,,It's progressing faster than we thought.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.55,0:05:30.60,main,8,0000,0000,0000,,It's so bad we had to skip a \Nfight scene so we could have this scene instead.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.03,0:05:33.59,main,7,0000,0000,0000,,I'm giving him some anti-gay medicine.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.59,0:05:37.35,main,7,0000,0000,0000,,It's not a permanent fix but \Nit should keep his gayness at bay for a few days.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.72,0:05:42.44,main,8,0000,0000,0000,,He already had an anti-gay injection when he was younger.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.08,0:05:45.65,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,I hope he turns straight soon.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.65,0:05:50.38,main,15,0000,0000,0000,,Shinzo Abe won't allow any  \Nhomosexual characters in this show.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.38,0:05:51.53,main,390,0000,0000,0000,,What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.53,0:05:53.55,main,190,0000,0000,0000,,Japans birthrate is so low,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.55,0:05:56.69,main,190,0000,0000,0000,,the government is using this anime \Nto promote heterosexual relationships.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.69,0:06:00.42,main,190,0000,0000,0000,,So they can convince \Nthe youth to have babies.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.42,0:06:04.13,main,390,0000,0000,0000,,Can a man and another man \Nnot have a baby together?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.13,0:06:06.56,main,56,0000,0000,0000,,No dumbass, that's impossible.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.56,0:06:08.76,main,56,0000,0000,0000,,Only men and women can produce babies.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.76,0:06:12.01,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,No way! That's the biggest \Nshocker I've heard in a while!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.01,0:06:16.52,main,666,0000,0000,0000,,So what will happen if \NMitsuru doesn't turn straight?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.52,0:06:18.82,main,56,0000,0000,0000,,I have no idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.01,0:06:23.32,main,56,0000,0000,0000,,But they'll probably be forced\N to kill him off of the show.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.65,0:06:28.95,main,56,0000,0000,0000,,We'll have to think of some way \Nto make him straight, or we could lose him forever.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.95,0:06:34.01,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe if a girl had sex with him, \Nhe'd turn straight.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.49,0:06:38.21,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,Perhaps a girl who's sex deprived \Nbecause her partners dick is smaller than his fat rolls.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.21,0:06:45.21,flashback,326,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna be your girlfriend, Hiro.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.22,0:06:50.68,flashback,326,0000,0000,0000,,I don't care if  we're both boys, \Nwe can still love each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.28,0:06:55.19,flashback,326,0000,0000,0000,,But the adults keep saying that \Nfags aren't allowed in this show.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.19,0:06:57.93,flashback,326,0000,0000,0000,,They want to give me shock therapy.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.93,0:07:00.81,flashback,326,0000,0000,0000,,I don't even know who Mike Pence is!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.00,0:07:04.99,flashback,326,0000,0000,0000,,(fa-get)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.88,0:07:12.74,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,Damn it, gay thoughts!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.42,0:07:17.48,main,7,0000,0000,0000,,Your gay levels have dropped to normal.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.13,0:07:20.06,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,I want to be gay though.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.06,0:07:22.82,main,7,0000,0000,0000,,But if you're gay you'll get-
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.04,0:07:23.67,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,I want to be gay!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.05,0:07:34.39,main,8,0000,0000,0000,,This isn't looking good.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.71,0:07:38.50,main,8,0000,0000,0000,,We need to do something quick. \NWe're running out of time.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.00,0:07:40.20,italics,8,0000,0000,0000,,:thinking:
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.02,0:07:43.15,main,All,0000,0000,0000,,"Cupid shuffle"?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.15,0:07:46.77,main,7,0000,0000,0000,,We mentioned earlier that someone \Nhas to get cucked this episode.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.12,0:07:49.95,main,7,0000,0000,0000,,I think we all already know who's going \Nto get cucked,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.95,0:07:53.53,main,7,0000,0000,0000,,but let's add some drama so he's \Neven more of a laughing stock.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.52,0:07:57.03,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,I'm glad I don't have to worry \Nabout being cucked!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.03,0:08:00.75,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, you already promised \Nnot to switch partners.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.75,0:08:02.29,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,Right, Kokoro??
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.70,0:08:03.41,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,Uhh...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.70,0:08:05.00,italics,556,0000,0000,0000,,I'm finally free.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.87,0:08:10.34,main,16,0000,0000,0000,,You said you were taking me \Nto pound town earlier, 02.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.30,0:08:16.95,main,16,0000,0000,0000,,I'm still really sore from last time, \Nyou know.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.95,0:08:19.32,main,16,0000,0000,0000,,It hurts for me to sit down.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.42,0:08:21.69,main,Z2,0000,0000,0000,,It does?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.69,0:08:22.57,main,16,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.33,0:08:28.49,main,16,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe for once I could be on top...\NYou know, like the man should be-
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.45,0:08:32.13,main,Z2,0000,0000,0000,,Nice try, Hiro.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.13,0:08:35.03,main,Z2,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the man in this relationship. Your ass belongs to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.47,0:08:39.99,main,196,0000,0000,0000,,Stop looking at Hiro.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.58,0:08:44.41,main,196,0000,0000,0000,,You'll never overcome your gayness \Nif you keep staring at him like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.41,0:08:46.04,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not straight.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.61,0:08:48.04,main,196,0000,0000,0000,,Think about boobies, Mitsuru.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.04,0:08:49.74,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,Stop it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.74,0:08:53.46,main,196,0000,0000,0000,,Imagine a girls naked body. Her soft thighs, a perky butt.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.46,0:08:54.73,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want to think about these things.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.73,0:08:58.59,main,196,0000,0000,0000,,Imagine her spreading her legs for you, Mitsuru. \NYou're turned on, aren't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.59,0:09:01.06,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,Then why don't you put out for me!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.69,0:09:09.33,main,196,0000,0000,0000,,There's a straight man inside you, Mitsuru.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.94,0:09:13.19,main,196,0000,0000,0000,,Stop ignoring your inner desires.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.65,0:09:17.70,main,7,0000,0000,0000,,So, are there any questions then?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.45,0:09:21.08,main,196,0000,0000,0000,,Can I fuck Ichigo?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.08,0:09:23.59,main,7,0000,0000,0000,,But girls can't love girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.24,0:09:28.07,main,196,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, it's the purest form of love on Earth.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.97,0:09:30.81,main,196,0000,0000,0000,,Want to help me demonstrate, Ichigo?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.81,0:09:32.40,main,15,0000,0000,0000,,But that's forbidden love!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.40,0:09:33.59,main,196,0000,0000,0000,,Please?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.59,0:09:34.80,main,15,0000,0000,0000,,Sure, I guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.36,0:09:37.60,main,7,0000,0000,0000,,Alright fine, but I get to watch.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.60,0:09:38.81,main,7,0000,0000,0000,,Anyone else want in on this?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.69,0:09:44.31,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,Please get me away from this fat fuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.31,0:09:46.94,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,What? But Kokoro...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.94,0:09:49.15,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,I- I don't want to be a cuck!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.01,0:09:52.52,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry, cuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.00,0:09:55.80,italics,556,0000,0000,0000,,CUCKED
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.27,0:09:59.93,italics,PA,0000,0000,0000,,Both units are ready for \Nsexual experimentation.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.93,0:10:02.03,italics,PA,0000,0000,0000,,Let's get this freaky foursome underway.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.29,0:10:04.41,main,196,0000,0000,0000,,Do you like it, Ichigo?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.32,0:10:07.18,main,15,0000,0000,0000,,I told you I'm not a dyke.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.18,0:10:09.72,main,PA,0000,0000,0000,,Shit, someone unplugged the router cord.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.72,0:10:10.95,main,PA,0000,0000,0000,,We're about to lag-
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.97,0:10:14.07,main,PA,0000,0000,0000,,Mitsuru's straightness levels are rising.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.07,0:10:16.67,main,PA,0000,0000,0000,,He's still partly gay, but much less than he was before.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.67,0:10:19.43,main,7,0000,0000,0000,,We finally found a woman who turns him on.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.86,0:10:24.39,main,15,0000,0000,0000,,That was my first time with a girl, \Nbut I still like boys better.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.82,0:10:26.66,main,196,0000,0000,0000,,I'll have my strawberry someday, Ichigo.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.93,0:10:38.07,main,196,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not gay.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.90,0:10:44.09,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,Why?! Why did I have to be the one to get cucked?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.09,0:10:46.20,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,What did I do to deserve this?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.20,0:10:50.42,main,666,0000,0000,0000,,You're the most boring, unlikeable \Ncharacter in the show.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.42,0:10:53.29,main,56,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously I doubt half of /a/ even knows your name.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.29,0:10:57.46,main,16,0000,0000,0000,,I don't even know the point of his character. \N All he does is eat food.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.91,0:11:00.59,main,666,0000,0000,0000,,Couldn't they come up with someone more interesting?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.59,0:11:04.36,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,He's gonna fuck my girl!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.36,0:11:05.43,main,56,0000,0000,0000,,Don't eat Zorome!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.94,0:11:10.44,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,Why do I get cucked while you get to fuck \Nthree different girls?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.44,0:11:12.09,main,56,0000,0000,0000,,Tubby...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.09,0:11:15.67,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, eat a Snickers. \NYou're not you when you're hungry.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.44,0:11:18.89,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,You turned me into a cuck!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.28,0:11:23.59,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,Cuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.84,0:11:28.58,main,16,0000,0000,0000,,Mitsuru, it's not nice to cuck someone.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.37,0:11:35.34,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,Y-you're one to talk.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.46,0:11:43.59,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,He call nut in her, make her call him daddy,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.76,0:11:47.35,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,but at the end of the day,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.10,0:11:51.41,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,if I'm the one who gets to\N hug her and talk to her,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.86,0:11:53.85,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the one who really wins, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.95,0:11:56.23,main,16,0000,0000,0000,,lmao cuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.60,0:12:07.49,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,I don't even know this kid!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.49,0:12:08.95,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,H-Hey, what's crackalackin?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.69,0:12:12.29,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,Milkboy...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.96,0:12:17.54,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,I know you're not actually a\N homosexual, Mitsuru.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.54,0:12:19.80,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,You don't think so?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.80,0:12:26.69,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,You're just a little confused.\N We all get confused sometimes.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.69,0:12:29.81,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,When I look you, I get those \Nsame feelings I do for Hiro.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.81,0:12:32.06,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,I've never felt this way towards a girl(female) before.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.06,0:12:35.06,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,B-by the way, you're looking very...\N fertile today.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.73,0:12:39.05,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,A-and your hips are perfect for carrying a baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.46,0:12:41.73,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,Want to finally make this episode\N a cuck episode?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.32,0:12:44.51,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,benis in bagina?? :D:D:D
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.51,0:12:48.58,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,Y-you mean right now?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.83,0:12:52.33,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,I really hope we don't get cockblo-
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.50,0:12:56.19,italics,556,0000,0000,0000,,(They fucked anyway)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.21,0:13:00.79,italics,PA,0000,0000,0000,,Half the viewers are asleep by now \Nfrom all this drama.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.79,0:13:02.96,italics,PA,0000,0000,0000,,Let's have an action sequence so we \Ncan still call this a robot anime.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.96,0:13:07.34,main,8,0000,0000,0000,,Milkboy I swear to God if you fuck up this \Nfight scene again you're off the show for good.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.04,0:13:11.10,main,8,0000,0000,0000,,Straight thoughts, Milky. Straight thoughts.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.45,0:13:13.02,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,Hold it, Milkboy!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.02,0:13:16.44,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me what you and my girl were doing \Nin the greenhouse earlier.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.80,0:13:18.31,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,I fucked your bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.31,0:13:19.56,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,She's was begging for my milk.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.90,0:13:20.86,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,You fucker-
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.86,0:13:23.91,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously blubberboy fuck off.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.25,0:13:27.06,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,You two were just talking right?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.06,0:13:31.08,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,You didn't actually have sex did you?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.86,0:13:32.95,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,lol we did.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.95,0:13:35.58,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,You mean I- I'm a-
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.60,0:13:38.00,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.04,0:13:47.80,main,390,0000,0000,0000,,Wow it's so {\i1}big!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.80,0:13:49.88,main,Z2,0000,0000,0000,,That's what she said!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.88,0:13:51.35,main,15,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, what do you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.35,0:14:01.36,main,16,0000,0000,0000,,We have to break the hymen!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.36,0:14:02.60,main,Z2,0000,0000,0000,,We need to {\i1}thrust deeper{\i0}!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.60,0:14:03.82,main,16,0000,0000,0000,,She's still a virgin!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.18,0:14:15.33,main,15,0000,0000,0000,,Did you break the hymen?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.33,0:14:16.87,main,Z2,0000,0000,0000,,We're trying.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.87,0:14:18.20,main,390,0000,0000,0000,,What's a hymen?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.02,0:14:21.67,main,390,0000,0000,0000,,I- I don't think it's a virgin!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.88,0:14:30.22,main,56,0000,0000,0000,,I'm honestly kinda turned on by\N all of this, Ichigo.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.67,0:14:33.61,main,56,0000,0000,0000,,Seeing Strelitzia {\i1}thrust{\i0} her {\i1}spear{\i0}\N deep into the Klaxosaur...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.50,0:14:40.23,main,Z2,0000,0000,0000,,She's too {\i1}tight{\i0}!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.00,0:14:44.81,main,Z2,0000,0000,0000,,She's squirming too much!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.81,0:14:46.86,main,16,0000,0000,0000,,We need to hold her down!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.69,0:14:51.70,main,16,0000,0000,0000,,Like a blind man at an orgy, \Nwe'll need to feel our way through this.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.70,0:14:53.58,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,We need to get between her legs.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.91,0:14:57.76,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,We have to spread her legs, \Nand thrust our {\i1}cannon{\i0} deep up inside her!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.76,0:15:00.82,main,390,0000,0000,0000,,"Nice idea" (yeah nice english)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.82,0:15:02.31,main,390,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Fire{\i0} right into her!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.31,0:15:05.34,main,15,0000,0000,0000,,But don't you need some protection first?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.34,0:15:07.57,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,I'll pull out before I {\i1}fire.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.57,0:15:09.21,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,Now watch me swooce right in.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.12,0:15:12.93,italics,15,0000,0000,0000,,Stop crying cuckboy.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.93,0:15:13.60,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,faggot
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.79,0:15:22.85,main,15,0000,0000,0000,,O fuck [Exit Hamlet]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.85,0:15:23.73,main,196,0000,0000,0000,,Let's do eet
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.73,0:15:24.60,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,Yee
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.01,0:15:32.70,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,Ikuno, I can't find my penis!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.11,0:15:43.07,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,Rougher, Milkman!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.07,0:15:44.29,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,I'm trying!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.28,0:15:49.58,main,16,0000,0000,0000,,How's he doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.58,0:15:51.13,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,We're trying, Hiro.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.93,0:15:56.63,italics,16,0000,0000,0000,,Pump and dump, Milkman.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.86,0:16:01.48,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,I can't think of Hiro!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.72,0:16:04.77,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,Milkman?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.84,0:16:08.02,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,Kokoko!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.02,0:16:12.07,main,PA,0000,0000,0000,,Mitsuru is losing his erection.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.53,0:16:22.16,main,15,0000,0000,0000,,Run!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.17,0:16:28.44,main,196,0000,0000,0000,,Keep fucking!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.44,0:16:31.57,italics,556,0000,0000,0000,,Wow you're pathetic, Fatoshi.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.69,0:16:47.32,main,15,0000,0000,0000,,This reminds me of my first time.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.32,0:16:49.44,main,15,0000,0000,0000,,Fatoshi, wait for them \Nto go at it again!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.44,0:16:53.72,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,I'll prove to /a/ I'm not a cuck!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.79,0:16:56.90,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,Milky, what happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.89,0:17:01.29,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,I lost it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.25,0:17:05.83,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,The flag is at half-mast, \Nif you catch my drift.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.33,0:17:08.11,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,The balloon isn't fully inflated.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.11,0:17:09.01,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,The flag?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.64,0:17:13.61,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,What balloon are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.15,0:17:16.80,italics,8,0000,0000,0000,,The fag lost his erection, you bimbo.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.80,0:17:18.18,italics,8,0000,0000,0000,,Because he's a fucking quee-
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.18,0:17:20.18,main,PA,0000,0000,0000,,If you'd like to make a call, \Nplease hang up and try your call again.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.18,0:17:21.81,main,8,0000,0000,0000,,Fucking AT&T.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.52,0:17:26.49,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,Mitsuru, this happens to a lot of men your age.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.24,0:17:29.35,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,You were too nervous,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.97,0:17:32.78,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,And lost your erection.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.96,0:17:35.53,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,I keep think of him..
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.63,0:17:39.28,flashback,326,0000,0000,0000,,Hiro, can I be your girlfriend?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.70,0:17:41.87,flashback,16,0000,0000,0000,,In your dreams fag.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.34,0:17:46.50,flashback,326,0000,0000,0000,,Hiro, I started transitioning.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.10,0:17:48.80,flashback,326,0000,0000,0000,,They put me on hormone blockers.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.80,0:17:50.84,flashback,326,0000,0000,0000,,I have new pronouns,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.30,0:17:53.00,flashback,326,0000,0000,0000,,they're she/her
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.88,0:17:55.76,flashback,326,0000,0000,0000,,My new name is Mitsy.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.76,0:17:57.77,flashback,326,0000,0000,0000,,Hiro, marry me!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.65,0:18:03.77,flashback,16,0000,0000,0000,,You're such a fag lmao.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.77,0:18:07.52,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,I started transitioning for him!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.52,0:18:11.15,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,You know how long it took for my\N boobs to go back to normal?!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.15,0:18:12.54,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,Why, O Lord?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.54,0:18:15.94,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,Why do I feel this way about Hiro?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.40,0:18:26.13,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,You're mad, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.81,0:18:29.79,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,Mad that Hiro's not a fag.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.19,0:18:32.04,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,He cucked you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.98,0:18:36.87,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,I've cucked someone too.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.40,0:18:39.80,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know where I was going with this.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.12,0:18:44.68,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,But I think the point I'm trying to make is,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.68,0:18:48.85,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,Give up on Hiro and fuck me already.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.85,0:18:53.44,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,The viewers were promised a robot battle \Nand we've got to give it to them.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.13,0:18:56.09,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,I should ignore these feelings for Hiro, then?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.50,0:18:58.81,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God you're fucking dense.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.35,0:19:01.19,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,I'm seriously starting to dry up.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.19,0:19:04.52,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,This is supposed to be your episode.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.09,0:19:07.88,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,They've brought in like 40 key animators for this shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.50,0:19:12.58,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, you need to stop being a fag and ignore Hiro.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.58,0:19:16.30,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,Now hurry up and treat me like a \Ncheap French whore, you faggot.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.80,0:19:23.80,main,196,0000,0000,0000,,FUCK ALREADY!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.80,0:19:26.34,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want to have to finish solo...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.31,0:19:28.13,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,Wtf do you mean-
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.77,0:19:35.75,main,PA,0000,0000,0000,,Kokoro is getting blue balled!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.75,0:19:38.26,main,PA,0000,0000,0000,,Or what is the female version \Nof blue balled called?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.26,0:19:40.86,main,7,0000,0000,0000,,Blue beaned! Blue pussied! Blue vagged!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.33,0:19:43.70,main,196,0000,0000,0000,,Don't, Kokoro!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.20,0:19:46.52,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,What the FUCK
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.30,0:19:55.00,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,rawr XD
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.27,0:19:56.96,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,You need to fuck my girl!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.31,0:20:06.26,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,Milkman?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.92,0:20:10.21,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,Let's plot a course.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.21,0:20:11.14,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,Wha-
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.14,0:20:14.58,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,Intercourse.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.58,0:20:15.89,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,I'm ready to fuck you, Kokokororo
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.01,0:20:21.51,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,I'm straight.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.47,0:20:28.70,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,Let's give these anons an action scene.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.70,0:20:29.95,main,All,0000,0000,0000,,Kokonut!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.57,0:20:33.41,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,It's okay, she still loves me.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.62,0:20:45.55,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,Deeper!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.62,0:20:50.30,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,lewd
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.50,0:20:51.72,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,Hot!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.90,0:21:09.72,italics,556,0000,0000,0000,,(90% of the budget spent on this sequence)
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.10,0:21:15.46,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Milkman!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.46,0:21:17.38,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,Why did you have to cuck me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.69,0:21:18.57,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,Fatso, wait-
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.09,0:21:20.82,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,Why'd you have to turn me into a cuck?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.73,0:21:23.75,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,Milkman!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.52,0:21:26.09,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,Why aren't you being gay?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.57,0:21:28.97,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,I fucked your bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.97,0:21:30.56,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.56,0:21:33.97,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,I thought you were gay!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.97,0:21:37.27,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,You're not supposed to like women!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.84,0:21:40.27,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a straight man, fatty.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.19,0:21:46.99,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,I. Fucked. Your. Bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.99,0:21:48.53,main,326,0000,0000,0000,,You cuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.05,0:21:50.37,main,556,0000,0000,0000,,Savage...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.38,0:21:50.42,italics,556,0000,0000,0000,,UNATCO?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.08,0:21:59.00,main,214,0000,0000,0000,,I'm... I'm a cuck... A cuck!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.60,0:22:03.50,italics,Z2,0000,0000,0000,,[Visible Concern]
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.07,0:22:10.14,main,Z2,0000,0000,0000,,Rememeber what I said earlier, Darling?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.14,0:22:13.64,main,Z2,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going in dry.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.25,0:22:22.28,italics,326,0000,0000,0000,,As it turns out, I wasn't\N the homosexual after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.97,0:22:26.03,italics,326,0000,0000,0000,,It was actually Ikuno.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:28.44,0:22:31.67,italics,326,0000,0000,0000,,We were all shocked by the news.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.40,0:22:38.54,italics,326,0000,0000,0000,,However, even though I'm straight,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.79,0:22:47.06,italics,326,0000,0000,0000,,When I'm making love to Kokoro...\NI think about Hiro.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.01,0:22:50.01,sign_33134_360_Episode_1,Title,0000,0000,0000,,Episode 11
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.01,0:22:50.01,sign_33134_361_Alone_and_Loneso,Title,0000,0000,0000,,CUCKING IN THE FRANXX

Dialogue: 0,0:22:49.00,0:22:57.00,italics,326,0000,0000,0000,,EPILOGUE:\N Fatoshi committed suicide that night. \NIt was a hell of a strong piece of rope.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.01,0:23:04.00,italics,326,0000,0000,0000,,Ikuno was later arrested for homosexuality,\N and kicked off the show.\N She hasn't been heard from since.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:04.01,0:23:11.00,italics,326,0000,0000,0000,,Hiro was never able to sit down properly again.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:11.01,0:23:18.00,italics,326,0000,0000,0000,,Miku remains bestgirl to this day.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.01,0:23:40.00,italics,326,0000,0000,0000,,Future [milkman] releases never ever