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Title: English (US)
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.08,0:00:32.09,Strange_Main,white,0000,0000,0000,,He is an important political figure,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.09,0:00:33.29,Strange_Main,white,0000,0000,0000,,and someone is trying to kill hi—
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.29,0:00:34.34,Strange_Main,will,0000,0000,0000,,Nice to meet you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.34,0:00:35.64,Strange_Main,black,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing out of your room?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.64,0:00:36.51,Strange_Main,will,0000,0000,0000,,Call me Bill!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.51,0:00:38.36,Strange_Main,kou,0000,0000,0000,,His name is William, but he \Nwants us to call him "Bill"?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.78,0:00:40.90,Strange_Main,one,0000,0000,0000,,We'll have you look around this whole hotel.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.41,0:00:42.11,Strange_Main,masa,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.11,0:00:42.77,Strange_Main,taku,0000,0000,0000,,This whole...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.77,0:00:43.52,Strange_Main,miwa,0000,0000,0000,,...building?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.52,0:00:44.68,Strange_Main,will,0000,0000,0000,,Protect Bill!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.19,0:00:46.77,Strange_Main,kou,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, this is like a movie!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.77,0:00:48.67,Strange_Main,taku,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you think something's weird?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.67,0:00:49.35,Strange_Main,kou,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.35,0:00:50.52,Strange_Main,taku,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, now...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.52,0:00:51.66,Strange_Main,taku,0000,0000,0000,,It's this!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.66,0:00:53.26,Strange_Main,kou,0000,0000,0000,,A stick {\i1}(bou){\i0} and an \Neggplant {\i1}(nasu){\i0}, so "bonus!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.26,0:00:54.22,Strange_Main,taku,0000,0000,0000,,Correct!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.22,0:00:55.40,Strange_Main,kou,0000,0000,0000,,So it's an assessment test!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.71,0:00:57.91,Strange_Main,white,0000,0000,0000,,Er, will you escort William, then?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.91,0:00:58.92,Strange_Main,masa,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, is this seriously...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.92,0:01:00.40,Strange_Main,miwa,0000,0000,0000,,So there'll be traps coming up?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.40,0:01:01.49,Strange_Main,kou,0000,0000,0000,,Nah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.49,0:01:03.41,Strange_Main,taku,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, guys! Give it your all!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.41,0:01:05.29,Strange_Main,bill,0000,0000,0000,,What are you all doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.29,0:01:07.17,Strange_Main,taku,0000,0000,0000,,Don't give me that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.08,0:01:09.17,Strange_Main,black,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.36,0:01:13.15,Strange_Main,kou,0000,0000,0000,,Come from wherever!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.15,0:01:15.17,Strange_Main,miwa,0000,0000,0000,,You sound confident, Kou-chan.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.27,0:01:16.68,Strange_Main,kou,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I mean, this is only a te—
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.50,0:01:18.45,Strange_Main,kou,0000,0000,0000,,A bullet!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.45,0:01:20.68,Strange_Main,kou,0000,0000,0000,,Something like a bullet \Ncame flying this way!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.68,0:01:22.68,Strange_Main,taku,0000,0000,0000,,What? I didn't shoot either of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.68,0:01:24.13,Strange_Main,kou,0000,0000,0000,,Like those would fly!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.13,0:01:25.31,Strange_Main,kou,0000,0000,0000,,Look at this hair!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.31,0:01:26.69,Strange_Main,taku,0000,0000,0000,,That's just hair that's fallen out.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.97,0:01:28.98,Strange_Main,taku,0000,0000,0000,,There's always about that much on your bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.98,0:01:30.28,Strange_Main,kou,0000,0000,0000,,Are you... serious?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.28,0:01:30.93,Strange_Main,taku,0000,0000,0000,,Yep.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.41,0:01:33.69,Strange_Main,miwa,0000,0000,0000,,The elevator's here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.40,0:01:40.29,Strange_Main,kou,0000,0000,0000,,There's a ton of hitmen \Ncrammed into the elevator!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.29,0:01:41.73,Strange_Main,taku,0000,0000,0000,,What are you all scared for?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.73,0:01:43.34,Strange_Main,taku,0000,0000,0000,,This is all just an act. Duh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.87,0:01:47.21,Strange_Main,killer,0000,0000,0000,,Die, William!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.21,0:01:48.96,Strange_Main,kou,0000,0000,0000,,Ack! A killer!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.96,0:01:50.96,Strange_Main,killer,0000,0000,0000,,This is a one-way ticket to hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.24,0:01:52.34,Strange_Main,kou,0000,0000,0000,,William...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.34,0:01:54.46,Strange_Main,kou,0000,0000,0000,,will not die!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.79,0:01:57.12,Strange_Main,kou,0000,0000,0000,,This is the one-way hip to hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.53,0:02:00.47,Strange_Main,killer,0000,0000,0000,,{\a6}Ow, ow, ow, ow...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.00,0:02:00.47,Strange_Main,masa,0000,0000,0000,,This is the one-way cup to hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.06,0:02:03.47,Strange_Main,miwa,0000,0000,0000,,This is the one-way wrap to hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.47,0:02:05.28,Strange_Main,all,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, fetishes!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.77,0:02:07.98,Strange_Main,kou,0000,0000,0000,,There's another one!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.13,0:02:10.60,Strange_Main,chick,0000,0000,0000,,Melt from my acid!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.60,0:02:12.09,Strange_Main,chick,0000,0000,0000,,Die, William!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.09,0:02:13.23,Strange_Main,taku,0000,0000,0000,,Look out, William!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.25,0:02:20.96,Strange_Main,taku,0000,0000,0000,,Well, then...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.96,0:02:22.74,Strange_Main,kou,0000,0000,0000,,How are you fine, Nii-san?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.74,0:02:25.65,Strange_Main,taku,0000,0000,0000,,I ate natto this morning, so I think \Nmy body's in an alkaline state.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.65,0:02:27.65,Strange_Main,kou,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell is that made-up state?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.85,0:02:30.46,sign_02:27,sign,0000,0000,0000,,{\fad(423,1)}This is an anime. \NMake sure you \Ndon't copy us!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.57,0:02:31.72,Strange_Main,taku,0000,0000,0000,,Let's take a break.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.72,0:02:33.25,Strange_Main,bill,0000,0000,0000,,I'm thirsty.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.54,0:02:35.26,Strange_Main,kou,0000,0000,0000,,Here, Bill-san. Have some water.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.60,0:02:38.85,Strange_Main,taku,0000,0000,0000,,All right, leave this to me!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.01,0:02:43.26,Strange_Main,kou,0000,0000,0000,,My hand... My hand!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.79,0:02:45.01,Strange_Main,taku,0000,0000,0000,,Checkmate!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.14,0:02:49.27,Strange_Main,guy,0000,0000,0000,,Die! I'm going to kill you with my bowgun!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.27,0:02:51.77,coloring_02:49,sign right,0000,0000,0000,,{\a3}Drawing: Mikawa Beruno
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.27,0:02:51.77,coloring_02:49,sign left,0000,0000,0000,,Coloring: Shima
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.15,0:02:53.20,Strange_Main,taku,0000,0000,0000,,You're wide open!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.09,0:02:57.25,Strange_Main,guy,0000,0000,0000,,Damn it...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.25,0:02:59.05,Strange_Main,guy,0000,0000,0000,,But we've still got all these left!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.05,0:03:01.28,Strange_Main,kou,0000,0000,0000,,First there was one, now there's thirty!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.28,0:03:03.53,Strange_Main,guy,0000,0000,0000,,You think you can take on \Nthis many, you bunch of perverts?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.53,0:03:04.91,Strange_Main,masa,0000,0000,0000,,Don't clump us together!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.91,0:03:05.73,Strange_Main,miwa,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah! Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.73,0:03:07.54,Strange_Main,taku,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah! There's only one pervert \Nlike me in this world!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.54,0:03:08.94,Strange_Main,kou,0000,0000,0000,,Nii-san, stop fooling around!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.94,0:03:10.29,Strange_Main,taku,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.29,0:03:11.43,Strange_Main,black,0000,0000,0000,,Takumi-chan!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.43,0:03:13.29,Strange_Main,white,0000,0000,0000,,They're actual assassins!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.43,0:03:14.56,Strange_Main,taku,0000,0000,0000,,So what?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.56,0:03:17.17,Strange_Main,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll make a fool of anything that \Ncomes at me with full force!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.27,0:03:20.33,Strange_Main,taku,0000,0000,0000,,That is how... the Mikuni \NDetective Agency does things!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.76,0:03:22.77,Strange_Main,bill,0000,0000,0000,,He hit me on the forehead, \Nthen hit someone with his naked butt,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.77,0:03:25.18,Strange_Main,,0000,0000,0000,,farted into a vending machine, \Nand did excellent work!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.18,0:03:27.14,Strange_Main,bill,0000,0000,0000,,They are absolutely amazing!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.18,0:03:30.41,Illustration,illust,0000,0000,0000,,Illustration: Kouga Yun