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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.88,0:00:06.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Youth's just a load a pish.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.48,0:00:08.48,Default,,0,0,0,,The fuck you daein'?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.68,0:00:21.88,Default,,0,0,0,,The fannies that get caught up in it just talk pure pish so they kin make themselves and other fannies 'hink they're a pure lad.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.00,0:00:32.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Long as they've got 'Youth' as an excuse, they'll just keep actin' like wee neds.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.76,0:00:40.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Lies, secrets, failure and shit are just like the broon sauce on a brilliant square sausage to 'Youth' for 'em.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.00,0:00:44.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Even if bein' a wee ned's a part of youth,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.88,0:00:46.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Here, fannybaws!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.20,0:00:52.72,Default,,0,0,0,,there's still people that get told tae get tae fuck fur it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.24,0:00:50.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(624,62)}Here am gaggin' for a shag.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.56,0:00:51.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(624,62)}Aye me too.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.92,0:00:53.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(624,62)}Yasss let's get mwi.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.28,0:00:59.12,Default,,0,0,0,,p.s they've got nothing on the sheer pish that's flowing from my mouth right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.12,0:01:04.72,Default,,0,0,0,,To you wee fannies that enjoy yur youth,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.72,0:01:06.72,Default,,0,0,0,,am gonnae set aboot the lot a yees.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.20,0:02:46.60,Default,,0,0,0,,This program is brought to you by Irn-Bru, the greatest explosion of deliciousness you'll ever experience.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.36,0:02:49.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Am the one that'll set aboot you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.60,0:02:55.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Hikigaya, just wit wis it a told ye to write again?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.12,0:02:59.92,Default,,0,0,0,,A retrospective aboot ma highschool life or somethin'.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.04,0:03:06.36,Default,,0,0,0,,So wit's this sheer load a pish am seein'?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.24,0:03:08.80,Default,,0,0,0,,For fuck's sake.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.28,0:03:13.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Yur eyes look like a deed fish's.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.68,0:03:17.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Yer maw.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.68,0:03:19.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen ya wee prick.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.68,0:03:25.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Here a did the work, everyone's like this these days.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.88,0:03:28.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Gee's nane a yer pish wee man.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.48,0:03:33.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Wee man? Well a guess that's right since yur an old boo-
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.44,0:03:35.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Talk about ma age again and all pump ye right up the arse.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.04,0:03:43.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Aye aye, all write it aga-
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.00,0:03:46.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Get yer arse o'er here.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.44,0:04:09.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Here, a told ye tae knock first.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.60,0:04:12.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Ye don't even answer when a dae for fuck's sake.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.96,0:04:16.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Cause ye come in before a can.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.96,0:04:20.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Wit's wae bawjaws over there?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.92,0:04:24.04,Default,,0,0,0,,A know this burd.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.56,0:04:32.76,Default,,0,0,0,,She's fae class J, which is like 90% burds and maest a 'em are worth a pump.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.76,0:04:40.28,Default,,0,0,0,,This burd stands oot the most there, and the whole year knows aboot her.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.52,0:04:42.48,Default,,0,0,0,,He wants to join the club.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.48,0:04:46.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, am Hikigaya Hachiman fae class 2-F.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.72,0:04:48.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Wit's she on aboot.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.56,0:04:52.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Yur joinin this club because a that piece a pure pish ye wrote.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.16,0:04:56.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't gee's any talkback either.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.40,0:05:01.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Aye so as ye kin see, his eyes are deed and he's got naw baws either.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.76,0:05:04.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Which makes him a wee nigel.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.84,0:05:09.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Get the wee fanny's shit sorted or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.68,0:05:11.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Nae chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.64,0:05:16.24,Default,,0,0,0,,He just looks like he's gaggin' fur a shag.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.24,0:05:20.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Hen am no even checkin' ye oot, really.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.84,0:05:27.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Nae bother, even if he's gaggin' he doesnae have the baws.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.44,0:05:33.04,Default,,0,0,0,,So he willnae dae anythin'
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.16,0:05:36.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't slag me fur havin some common sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.88,0:05:38.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Nae baws, right.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.92,0:05:41.28,Default,,0,0,0,,No even listenin' and she's agreein'
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.28,0:05:45.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Well if the gaffer's tellin' me tae dae it a cannae say naw.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.08,0:05:47.08,Default,,0,0,0,,A'll dae it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.80,0:05:52.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Ya beauty, all yours then.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.92,0:06:08.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Here wit is even happenin'
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.84,0:06:11.96,Default,,0,0,0,,A reflect upon a bittersweet memory.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.72,0:06:19.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's just be mates.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.52,0:06:25.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Mates, except we huvnae even talked before.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.56,0:06:36.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Well am aware that romcoms don't actually happen so am nae fallin fur this.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.52,0:06:41.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Burds only love the pure lads,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.96,0:06:43.92,Default,,0,0,0,,so they can get tae.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.92,0:06:45.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's just be mates.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.92,0:06:50.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Bein' a cunt's the easiest way tae avoid that happenin' again.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.56,0:06:54.44,Default,,0,0,0,,A decided to try and be threatnin' to her.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.12,0:07:01.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Sit yer arse doon.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.84,0:07:04.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Aye nae bother.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.28,0:07:13.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Wit?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.52,0:07:18.32,Default,,0,0,0,,A don't even know wit's goin' on; wit does this club even dae?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.80,0:07:21.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Huv a cheeky guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.12,0:07:24.60,Default,,0,0,0,,D'yae read those pure mad 'book' 'hings?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.60,0:07:26.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Wit makes ye think that?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.60,0:07:33.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Yur just sittin there readin a book and there's nothin fancy lyin aboot here.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.76,0:07:34.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Naw.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.72,0:07:36.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Then wit is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.64,0:07:39.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Me just sittin aboot here like a right fanny is part of the club's activties.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.56,0:07:42.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Nae idea then, a gee in.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.56,0:07:46.92,Default,,0,0,0,,When's the last time ye chatted up a burd?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.04,0:07:50.84,Default,,0,0,0,,'Hink that wis June, 2 years ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.92,0:07:53.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Fuckin' boilin isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.44,0:07:55.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you honestly expect me to think up some awful pun here
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.64,0:08:11.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Ye know how ye get them pure volunteer weirdos that help others oot for no reason? That's wit this club's all aboot.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.32,0:08:15.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome tae the Service Club, bawjaws.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.04,0:08:21.08,Default,,0,0,0,,The gaffer's asked me so a'll get yer shit sorted.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.44,0:08:22.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Hope yer happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.88,0:08:24.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Boot.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.76,0:08:25.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Nothin' wrong wae me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.24,0:08:29.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Here, am pure solid.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.60,0:08:37.00,Default,,0,0,0,,3rd best at gettin pure MWI in the school and pretty stunnin, if ye ignore me havin nae mates or burd ye cannae beat it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.00,0:08:42.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Cannae believe yer up yer arse aboot that ya pure weirdo.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.20,0:08:45.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't want tae hear that fae you hen.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.76,0:08:55.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Seems ye've got nae mates cause you're a pure prick wae nae baws.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.32,0:09:03.84,Default,,0,0,0,,And ye cannae talk aboot yer looks since yer up yer own arse, so only ma opinion matters.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.16,0:09:07.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Yer talkin pure shite but it sounds smart enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.04,0:09:11.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Now ye've hud some practice chattin up burds.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.60,0:09:18.16,Default,,0,0,0,,If ye can chat up a burd like me ye should be sound.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.48,0:09:20.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorted.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.48,0:09:27.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Here a can chat up the burds nae bother, a just cannae be arsed.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.96,0:09:31.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Aye aye
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.32,0:09:35.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Awrite troops.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.48,0:09:36.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Fuckin kno-
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.24,0:09:37.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Aye aye, sorry
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.60,0:09:41.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Ye havin some issues here?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.00,0:09:43.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Fanny doesnae even realise he's got problems.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.08,0:09:45.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Naw.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.76,0:09:51.56,Default,,0,0,0,,A just don't want tae talk tae some random burd aboot maself.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.56,0:09:53.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Nae baws.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.60,0:09:56.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Same wae you then.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.24,0:09:59.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Actually yer a burd so ye wouldnae huv any baws.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.16,0:10:06.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Even burds kin hub baws.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.64,0:10:09.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Calm it, troops.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.72,0:10:17.76,Default,,0,0,0,,When ye's cannae agree, just set aboot each other to decide who's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.76,0:10:19.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Wit?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.68,0:10:24.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Just kick each other's heeds in.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.84,0:10:26.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Calm yerself.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.08,0:10:29.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Winner makes the loser do witever they want.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.68,0:10:33.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Yasss does this mean am gettin ma hole?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.44,0:10:38.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Naw chance, he still looks like he's gaggin for a shag.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.84,0:10:42.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Rude as fuck, am no thinkin' aboot pumpin burds aw the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.76,0:10:47.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Actually a lie cause am absolutely dyin' tae pump her brains oot.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.40,0:10:51.56,Default,,0,0,0,,So even you fear the boabie.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.88,0:10:54.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Afraid he'll beat you?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.32,0:11:00.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Cannae believe yer a teacher and provokin' yer students, but bring it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.68,0:11:02.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Yasssssssssss
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.72,0:11:07.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Dae a no get a say naw?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.76,0:11:23.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Arite.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.52,0:11:25.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Didnae hink ye'd come back.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.36,0:11:26.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Ye an M?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.96,0:11:27.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Naw.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.88,0:11:29.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Stalker?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.12,0:11:32.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Hen a don't even fancie ye.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.92,0:11:33.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Ye don't?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.68,0:11:37.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Naw, yer too up yer arse.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.40,0:11:39.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Here, huv ye even got any mates?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.36,0:11:44.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Depends on wit ye mean by mates, av go-
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.48,0:11:49.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Aye aye, that's wit aw the nigel nae pals say. A know cause a dae it too.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.96,0:11:54.40,Default,,0,0,0,,How does a burd like you have nae mates?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.48,0:11:57.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Too daft tae understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.28,0:12:05.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Am fuckin' stunnin, so aw the lads kept askin for a shag.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.12,0:12:09.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Aye well a cannae blame them.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.32,0:12:14.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe a should've let wan a them pump me at least.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.64,0:12:16.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Wit?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.76,0:12:29.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't believe my backstory is this bland, if I weren't voiced by Hayami Saori I'd have no redeeming features whatsoever.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.00,0:12:31.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow that's fuckin tragic.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.68,0:12:35.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Aye, cause am stunnin.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.84,0:12:38.60,Default,,0,0,0,,But... SHIKATA GA NAI
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.80,0:12:38.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(610.667,70)}TL note: TL note jokes are not even remotely funny these days
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.16,0:12:52.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Nae one's perfect... until they drink Irn-Bru.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.12,0:12:55.96,Default,,0,0,0,,That's why Irn-Bru exists, tae change the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.96,0:12:58.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Yasss a love Irn-Bru.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.76,0:13:03.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Aye it's pure heavy brilliant.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.44,0:13:08.68,Default,,0,0,0,,If ye don't like Irn-Bru, a kirai ye.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.40,0:13:13.28,Default,,0,0,0,,She loves Irn-bru too.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.04,0:13:21.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Even though she used tae be a man...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.04,0:13:27.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Even though she used to be a maaaaan
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.96,0:13:35.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Does this mean she might fancy me since we like the same hing?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.00,0:13:48.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe a'll finally get ma hole...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.56,0:13:52.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Yass here we go
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.28,0:13:58.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Here, you fancy a sh-
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.68,0:14:00.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Nae chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.68,0:14:03.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw wit.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.72,0:14:05.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Aye?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.36,0:14:10.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Awrite lads.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.00,0:14:14.24,Default,,0,0,0,,The gaffer sent me here.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.00,0:14:18.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Wit're ye daein' here bawbag?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.92,0:14:21.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Am a member here.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.28,0:14:24.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Did that boot a don't even know just call me a bawbag?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.08,0:14:29.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Class 2-F, aye? Sit yer arse doon.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.80,0:14:33.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Ye know me?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.36,0:14:35.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Weirdo probably knows aw the students.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.84,0:14:38.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Naw, a didnae know aboot you.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.40,0:14:39.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Aye aye, up yours.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.08,0:14:46.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Wank.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.28,0:14:48.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Boot.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.24,0:14:50.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Nae baws.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.52,0:14:53.52,Default,,0,0,0,,By golly, this seems like a fun club!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.24,0:14:56.28,Default,,0,0,0,,I was unaware that you had the capacity to speak quite this much!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.72,0:15:04.80,Default,,0,0,0,,You seem to be rather different from how you usually are in class! One could even say you're quite vile at times!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.24,0:15:06.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Hoore.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.20,0:15:09.28,Default,,0,0,0,,How rude! I am still a pure, untainted flo-
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.52,0:15:12.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Nothing!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.12,0:15:14.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Here we're no in Glasgow, it's sound.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.40,0:15:16.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Bein a vir-
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.40,0:15:22.28,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm voiced by Toyama Nao and talking about these lewd things, what is happening?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.28,0:15:23.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Pretty hot.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.76,0:15:27.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Too bad yer still a hoore.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.04,0:15:31.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Just cause ye've got nae baws doesnae make me a hoore.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.44,0:15:33.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Why d'ye huv an accent noo?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.84,0:15:35.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Also up yours.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.60,0:15:40.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Yer boufin AND mingin.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.20,0:15:43.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Cookies? Wit?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.92,0:15:51.60,Default,,0,0,0,,She wants some wee wank tae eat her food but she cannae cook tae save her life.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.72,0:15:54.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Just get yer mates tae help then.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.44,0:16:03.32,Default,,0,0,0,,A hang out wae the pure heavy neds so naaaaaeeeee chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.32,0:16:04.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Aye.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.68,0:16:10.28,Default,,0,0,0,,The gaffer said you fannies dae anythin we want.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.28,0:16:18.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Naw, we're no that daft.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.72,0:16:20.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.80,0:16:24.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Hen can ye no even wear an apron right?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.12,0:16:26.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Cheers.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.12,0:16:28.64,Default,,0,0,0,,So wit am a daein?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.64,0:16:32.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Gee it a wee taste and tell us if it's shite or no.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.52,0:16:37.56,Default,,0,0,0,,How the fuck
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.00,0:16:42.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Looks like shite, might actually kill me.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.56,0:16:44.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Naw it doesnae!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.24,0:16:49.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Actually it does.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.40,0:16:50.60,Default,,0,0,0,,You might drop deed.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.00,0:16:54.32,Default,,0,0,0,,So how dae we make this good?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.32,0:16:56.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't let the hoore cook.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.64,0:16:58.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Fuck up fannybaws!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.08,0:17:05.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Guess the only hing a'll ever be good at is gettin heavy MWI.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.92,0:17:12.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Just gee it a bash again, sound?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.84,0:17:14.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Aye
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.56,0:17:27.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Also go get heavy MWI noo cause am aboot to preach endlessly.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.76,0:17:33.72,Default,,0,0,0,,But a've got nae booze on me
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.24,0:17:46.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Why did I decide to do this again, my brain is being fried.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.12,0:17:52.16,Default,,0,0,0,,M... Minted...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.16,0:17:53.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Wit?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.12,0:17:58.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Ye just talked a bunch of pure, absolute pish without any hesitation, that's minted.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.40,0:18:02.84,Default,,0,0,0,,You right in the heed hen?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.84,0:18:13.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe you turned me daft
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.84,0:18:16.36,Default,,0,0,0,,She does it tae everyone
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.16,0:18:21.92,Default,,0,0,0,,The dafter you are in this show the better
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.04,0:18:22.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Yassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.12,0:18:26.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Still looks like shite
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.92,0:18:29.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Didnae think it wis possible tae be THIS daft
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.72,0:18:33.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Here, why're ye's even botherin to make them good?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.68,0:18:35.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Wit?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.20,0:18:42.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Get yer arses back here in 10 mins and a'll show ye's the real mccoy.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.88,0:18:45.52,Default,,0,0,0,,This is literally the best part of this episode. cries.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.20,0:18:50.88,Default,,0,0,0,,This is the real mccoy?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.88,0:18:52.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Tastes like shite
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.60,0:18:55.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Guess a'll bin it then.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.00,0:19:00.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Calm it, am starvin and they urnae that bad!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.68,0:19:03.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Aye well they're yours anyway
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.72,0:19:06.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Ye lost me
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.24,0:19:09.60,Default,,0,0,0,,A mate of a mate told me this
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.72,0:19:17.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Some burd came up tae talk tae m- him and he wis like 'Aw man she pure heavy fancies me ya dancer'
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.04,0:19:20.20,Default,,0,0,0,,So he asked aboot it
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.20,0:19:23.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Who is it ye fancy? Wit's his initials?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.88,0:19:27.56,Default,,0,0,0,,H
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.68,0:19:30.72,Default,,0,0,0,,H? Yasss is that me
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.72,0:19:34.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Wit? Naw ya wee fuckin creep
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.92,0:19:38.40,Default,,0,0,0,,This story aboot you
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.40,0:19:40.76,Default,,0,0,0,,A said it's aboot a mate's mate!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.76,0:19:43.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Aye aye. Wit's the point of it?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.92,0:19:54.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Basically us lads are fuckin daft, we think that if a burd talks tae us she's tryin tae chat us up, so even if the cookies taste like shite, they'll still like them
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.20,0:19:56.92,Default,,0,0,0,,They taste like shite? Aye well up yours
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.92,0:20:02.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Long as the lads know ye put some effort in ye'll be sound.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.88,0:20:04.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Heavy doubt it mate.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.72,0:20:07.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Would you be sound wae it?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.12,0:20:11.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Aye I'd be like YA DANCER
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.68,0:20:16.48,Default,,0,0,0,,So wit're ye gonnae dae?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.48,0:20:22.60,Default,,0,0,0,,A'll gee it another bash, cheers hen.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.76,0:20:29.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Wonder if she got a shag after that
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.96,0:20:31.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.44,0:20:40.20,Default,,0,0,0,,If a burd gets a pumpin' cause a me a want to know aboot it at least.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.20,0:20:44.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Who knows, doesnae always work oot how ye want it afterall.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.48,0:20:45.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Wit?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.32,0:20:53.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Cannae say that there's any guaranteed way tae pull, and even if ye put the effort in ye can still get told tae get tae.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.68,0:20:57.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Fuck me gently.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.28,0:21:00.88,Default,,0,0,0,,OI OI OI LADS
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.52,0:21:02.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Wit
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.44,0:21:08.60,Default,,0,0,0,,No even a welcome? You wanks tryin' tae dingy me?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.60,0:21:12.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Naw, nae dingyin ye, just don't want tae talk to ye
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.04,0:21:14.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Same shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.72,0:21:16.92,Default,,0,0,0,,So wit is it anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.92,0:21:20.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Made some fuckin belter cookies to say cheers.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.48,0:21:22.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Am no even hungry.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.28,0:21:29.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's make a belter lunch next time. Also, up for a munch thegether?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.96,0:21:36.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Naw am a pure nigel and like eatin alone, also sto-
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.60,0:21:41.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Here a've got absolutely nothin interestin goin on in mah life so am hangin' aboot here eftur school
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.88,0:21:46.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Bawbag!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.68,0:21:55.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Guess a should say cheers tae you too, bawbag.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.96,0:22:06.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Looks awful, but if a burd's geein' me it a cannae say naw
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.68,0:22:15.64,Default,,0,0,0,,And don't call me bawbag.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:50.08,0:23:55.32,Default,,0,0,0,,This program is brought to you by Irn-Bru, the greatest explosion of deliciousness you'll ever experience.