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Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.70,0:00:13.13,Main,,0,0,0,,Say, Haruyuki-kun. {Old Line: Hey, Haruyuki-kun.}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.13,0:00:16.74,Main,,0,0,0,,Lighting a pig on fire and then slicing it up...\NI wonder how that will feel.
Comment: 0,0:00:14.78,0:00:16.66,Main,,0,0,0,,I wonder how that feels. {The joke is complex to translate. "hibuta ga kirareru" means to commence [a battle] (literally cutting the cover of the gun barrel). Here, they change the meaning of hibuta, splitting it into hi (fire) and buta (pig). So cutting the pig with fire.} {Subterfuge Note: The above note is not mine. Anyways I merged this line with the previous one, hence commented out.}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.73,0:00:32.69,Title 1,,0,0,0,,{\bord6\b1\shad0\3c&H5300AC&\fs28\pos(334,233)}Hybrid-Subs presents
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.73,0:00:32.69,Title 1,,0,0,0,,{\c&HFEFBF9&\3c&H5C20C8&\4c&H5200AC&\bord7\shad1\pos(650,417)}Accel World. Three.{\3c&H5400AD&}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.18,0:00:32.01,Main,,0,0,0,,Accel World. The third!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.66,0:00:36.78,Main,,0,0,0,,Here, flatten the dough with the rolling pin.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.69,0:00:37.30,Main,,0,0,0,,{\fs16\pos(252.528,552)\bord0.1\blur0.1\shad1\1c&HEEDAE4&\3c&HEAB9D1&\4c&H891452&\frx354\frz349.8\b0}Wheat Flour{\b1}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.89,0:00:43.69,Main,,0,0,0,,If you're not gonna make them properly, I'm not giving you any cookies!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.69,0:00:44.28,Main,,0,0,0,,That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.28,0:00:45.74,Main,,0,0,0,,Did you hear that, Nail Glasses?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.48,0:00:47.99,Main,,0,0,0,,I was referring to you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.21,0:00:51.74,Main,,0,0,0,,Oh, welcome back.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.17,0:01:00.16,Main,,0,0,0,,Don't mind it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.92,0:01:02.72,Main,,0,0,0,,That's was just a bug in my stomach.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.39,0:01:05.79,Main,,0,0,0,,Pado. You forgot our customary greeting.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.43,0:01:08.12,Main,,0,0,0,,So, good to see you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.31,0:01:10.18,Main,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Ah, good to see you as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.02,0:01:14.65,Main,,0,0,0,,What is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.65,0:01:16.01,Main,,0,0,0,,It's a cat.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.01,0:01:17.83,Main,,0,0,0,,It's only one character off from "Niko".
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.83,0:01:18.30,Main,,0,0,0,,'Kay?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.30,0:01:19.88,Main,,0,0,0,,It's not {\i1}okay!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.96,0:01:21.29,Main,,0,0,0,,That's not a cat, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.01,0:01:23.64,Main,,0,0,0,,That's just a baby leopard.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.64,0:01:27.44,Main,,0,0,0,,I am guessing since there was Nekko nearby, she mistook it to be a Neko.{My guess is that's she mistook it as a cat because she was at Nekko. }
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.64,0:01:27.44,Main,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs40}TL Note: Nekko = Tree root, Neko = Cat. \NRewind back to 23 seconds to get the gag.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.44,0:01:28.70,Main,,0,0,0,,Only as a cat!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.59,0:01:31.91,Main,,0,0,0,,Seems you're actually right!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.91,0:01:34.52,Main,,0,0,0,,To have a sense comparable to mine... Well done!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.82,0:01:37.21,Main,,0,0,0,,Nevertheless, a baby leopard of all things.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.56,0:01:39.81,Main,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Leopa~rd~
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.56,0:01:45.16,Main,,0,0,0,,{\i1}That!{\i0}  That possessed movement is representing the leopard! {spam gag on hyou}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.16,0:01:47.24,Main,,0,0,0,,Senpai, you're on a roll!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.98,0:01:51.95,Main,,0,0,0,,She's really keen on keeping it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.71,0:01:55.36,Main,,0,0,0,,Oh, is this me?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.36,0:01:56.35,Main,,0,0,0,,Yep!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.35,0:01:57.80,Main,,0,0,0,,Wow... Looks tasty.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.80,0:01:59.51,Main,,0,0,0,,Quite easy to make.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.78,0:02:06.81,Main,,0,0,0,,It's huge! {huge!}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.81,0:02:07.83,Main,,0,0,0,,A life-size one!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.25,0:02:10.32,Main,,0,0,0,,How will you get it into the oven?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.18,0:02:12.59,Main,,0,0,0,,Rest assured.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.59,0:02:15.21,Main,,0,0,0,,We just have to make a large enough furnace.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.70,0:02:18.99,Main,,0,0,0,,The preparation of a great\N cookie starts with a great furnace.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.99,0:02:21.11,Main,,0,0,0,,What deep words...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.11,0:02:23.03,Main,,0,0,0,,Why are you helping her, Pado?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.89,0:02:26.90,Main,,0,0,0,,Oh!{Hmm?} Seems like we don't have enough bricks.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.92,0:02:28.98,Main,,0,0,0,,All right then.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.98,0:02:32.17,Main,,0,0,0,,First, let's build a brick furnace to build bricks.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.18,0:02:35.01,Main,,0,0,0,,Don't get impressed.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.01,0:02:37.67,Main,,0,0,0,,No matter how you see it, those are deep words.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.67,0:02:40.22,Main,,0,0,0,,I guess we can't go home just yet, then?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.22,0:02:41.75,Main,,0,0,0,,That would be troublesome.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.19,0:02:45.56,Main,,0,0,0,,Because we're short on bricks... we can't go home yet!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.76,0:02:50.58,Main,,0,0,0,,Listen up, {\i1}you can't...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.81,0:02:54.54,Main,,0,0,0,,...can't go home, for the time being~!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.35,0:02:57.08,Main,,0,0,0,,Let's call it cats already. {as she's putting the pun leopard in it, I think this is the best way to show the joke} {Subterfuge+Decimo's Note: Not my line, left it to the discretion of QC.}{QC - This is actually a gag so i'll leave it as it is}
Comment: 0,0:03:04.94,0:03:27.00,Main,,0,0,0,,=ED SONG=
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.42,0:03:08.49,ED ROMAJI,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,200)}We're tossed by the waves of pain and tears
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.60,0:03:12.49,ED ROMAJI,,0,0,0,,{\fad(50,200)}I'm tossed into the fray, tossed by various fortunes
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.52,0:03:16.31,ED ROMAJI,,0,0,0,,{\fad(50,200)}Wake up your brain, flashed in the sky
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.35,0:03:18.73,ED ROMAJI,,0,0,0,,{\fad(50,200)}It's a burst of sensation
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.79,0:03:19.98,ED ROMAJI,,0,0,0,,{\fad(20,0)}Akirame ga...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.79,0:03:19.98,ED ROMAJI,,0,0,0,,{\fad(20,0)\an3}"Resignation"