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Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.99,0:01:40.99,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,The god of thunder\Nwill steal my belly button!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.62,0:01:46.04,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an1}KAGUYA-SAMA WANTS TO GIVE A GIFT
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.83,0:01:43.62,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}You're that afraid of thunder?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.83,0:01:46.79,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}After all, it suddenly goes crack\Nand then boom!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.04,0:01:48.83,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}I hate loud noises!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.08,0:01:50.63,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Then why not cover your ears?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.79,0:01:54.84,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}If I cover my ears, then my hands\Naren't free to protect my belly button!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.84,0:02:01.18,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}I'd think that'd be obvious! I'd think\Nthat'd be obvious! I'd think that'd be obvious!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.88,0:01:59.76,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}What does "obvious" mean again?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.26,0:02:03.31,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Obvious.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.35,0:02:07.89,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I'm protecting my belly button,\Nso please cover my ears, Kaguya-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.89,0:02:09.44,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,S-Sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.44,0:02:10.69,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,OBVIOUS
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.19,0:02:14.69,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,The trains are stopped\Nbecause of the typhoon!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.90,0:02:18.45,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,That's a pain. You'd better call home.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.70,0:02:21.03,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,We don't have a car,\Nso there's nothing they can do about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.24,0:02:22.74,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,What am I gonna do?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.45,0:02:28.58,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}That's right.\NI can just give him a lift home.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.45,0:02:28.58,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an6}SHUUCHIIN ACADEMY\N(MINATO WARD)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.20,0:02:28.58,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an4}SHIROGANE'S HOUSE\N(SETAGAYA WARD)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.91,0:02:30.79,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,President, if you like...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.92,0:02:34.84,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}Huh? That'd make it a driving date!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.09,0:02:39.09,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Going for a drive!\NThat is definitely a kind of date.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.43,0:02:41.64,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Sitting shoulder to shoulder\Nin an enclosed space,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.64,0:02:44.22,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}listening to pleasant music on the radio{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.22,0:02:47.10,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}and chatting while cruising\Nthrough town in the rain.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.27,0:02:49.48,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And at red lights...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.98,0:02:52.77,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}I wish this light\Nwould never change to green.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.77,0:02:55.11,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}...is the kind of thing they would think.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.32,0:02:58.78,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Strictly speaking, the presence of Kaguya's\Ndriver would mean the two weren't alone,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.78,0:03:02.87,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}but basically, to her, it would be\Na prime example of a driving date.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.87,0:03:04.33,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}Thus...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.83,0:03:07.16,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Ow! That hurts!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.37,0:03:10.66,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}It's like I'm asking him out on a date!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.37,0:03:13.08,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.87,0:03:12.21,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}What's wrong, Shinomiya?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.21,0:03:13.08,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.88,0:03:15.17,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,It's nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.46,0:03:17.59,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}If the president brought it up,\Nthat's one thing,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.59,0:03:20.22,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}but I can't afford to make the offer.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.47,0:03:21.47,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And yet,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.47,0:03:24.85,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}abandoning him to his own devices\Nwhen he has no way to get home would be...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.01,0:03:30.31,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}That's it! There's no problem\Nif he just says, "Give me a ride."{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.85,0:03:35.48,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,My taxi is almost here.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.73,0:03:37.19,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, really?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.19,0:03:38.90,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,What should I do?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.15,0:03:39.82,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.28,0:03:42.40,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,The president doesn't have a ride home?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.66,0:03:44.28,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,L-Looks like it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.53,0:03:46.03,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Then why don't we share the—
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.12,0:03:48.70,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}I just saw a flash of lightning.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.29,0:03:53.87,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I'll cover your ears tight\Nso you don't hear the thunder.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.87,0:03:55.54,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.04,0:03:58.09,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I'll cover your eyes, too, while I'm at it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.09,0:03:59.67,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.26,0:04:03.55,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Now, I'll escort you to your taxi like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.76,0:04:01.59,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.01,0:04:02.93,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Kaguya-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.55,0:04:05.26,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I'm scared! I'm scared!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.72,0:04:07.35,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,But it's kind of fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.60,0:04:09.31,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,What kind of game is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.69,0:04:18.32,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}With the element of chaos out of the way,\Nno one's left to interfere.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.32,0:04:21.57,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}But how can I get him to say,\N"Give me a ride"?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.86,0:04:24.32,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Crap, I have to work today.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.66,0:04:27.28,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}At this rate, I'll miss my shift.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.70,0:04:28.83,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Indeed.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.24,0:04:30.95,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Taking off work because of a typhoon
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.95,0:04:32.96,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,would disqualify one\Nas a member of society.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.25,0:04:36.63,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Paying a taxi fare to get there\Neven though it'd cost more than daily wages,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.88,0:04:39.21,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,or someone giving them a ride...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.80,0:04:42.63,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}To a member of society,\Nthe choice would be clear, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.01,0:04:47.09,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}That was effective.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.34,0:04:49.56,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to the restroom\Nand will think along the way!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.81,0:04:51.10,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Go right ahead.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.47,0:04:54.85,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}It's hard to imagine the president\Ntaking a taxi, cheapskate that he is.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.14,0:04:59.86,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}So, naturally,\Nhe'll come groveling to me.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.85,0:04:59.32,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an9}IT'D PROBABLY BE AROUND 5,000 YEN...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.28,0:05:04.11,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I have this victory in the bag.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.36,0:05:06.57,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}5,000 yen.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.45,0:05:09.62,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I make 1,000 an hour,\Nso that's five hours of work.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.58,0:05:12.58,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}But I'd hate to miss it.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.08,0:05:15.96,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an9}TRAIN OPERATING\NTRAIN OPERATING\NTRAIN DELAYED\NTRAIN OPERATING
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.70,0:05:15.96,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Huh? The trains\Nare running again!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.96,0:05:17.67,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}Why now, of all times?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.67,0:05:20.09,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}Pour it on a little harder, typhoon!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.38,0:05:24.84,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}This leaves me no choice.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.84,0:05:30.35,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an9}THE SEVEN ANTI-SHIROGANE TOOLS\NTOOL ONE
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.84,0:05:30.35,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an7}RECHARGEABLE\NBATTERY IS DEAD
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.09,0:05:28.51,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Number one of the Seven\NAnti-Shirogane Tools!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.51,0:05:30.35,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}A dead battery!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.35,0:05:33.22,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Anticipating a variety of situations,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.22,0:05:36.10,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Kaguya has prepared a number of items\Nto take down Shirogane.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.35,0:05:38.35,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}This dead rechargeable battery\Nis one of them!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.73,0:05:42.36,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}I have about a minute before the president\Nreturns from the restroom. During that time,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.65,0:05:44.53,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}I'll switch out his phone battery!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.03,0:05:47.45,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}There isn't much time.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.70,0:05:49.62,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Level of difficulty is very hard.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.62,0:05:52.24,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}But I have confidence in myself!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.17,0:06:07.63,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,What's the matter, Shinomiya?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.63,0:06:10.93,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,N-Nothing. I was just doing\Na little light exercise.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.14,0:06:15.02,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,My battery's dead?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.43,0:06:19.15,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Shinomiya, can I borrow—
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.15,0:06:22.40,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,L-Looks like my ride's here, too,\Nso I'd better get going!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.40,0:06:23.69,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,R-Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.69,0:06:25.07,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,See you tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.83,0:06:36.25,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Now I just need to wait here.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.33,0:06:40.21,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Shinomiya, you're getting a ride home?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.67,0:06:42.96,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Please! Give me a ride!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.96,0:06:47.17,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Well, I can hardly refuse\Nif you're reduced to begging me.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.17,0:06:49.97,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Poor President, I'll give you a lift home.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.18,0:06:51.30,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}You're a goddess!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.85,0:06:56.85,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Um, Kaguya-sama, it's a cute scheme,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.14,0:06:59.85,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,but if it works,\Nhow am I supposed to get home?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.85,0:07:01.85,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,On foot.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.85,0:07:02.98,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Are you a demon?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.19,0:07:05.27,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,If you don't take better care of me,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.27,0:07:07.40,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,karma will take a bite\Nout of your ass one day.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.40,0:07:09.53,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you and your karma...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.71,0:07:23.33,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,See?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.34,0:07:25.46,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I was kidding.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.84,0:07:29.38,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I already called a taxi\Nfor you, Hayasaka.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.76,0:07:36.85,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Jeez!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.98,0:07:48.11,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Well,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.48,0:07:49.99,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I figured this would happen, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.24,0:07:54.49,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Then, you should've stopped me before.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.49,0:07:56.83,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I'll take off school today, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.08,0:07:58.58,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I'll go make you some porridge.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.00,0:08:04.38,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,No, stay by my side, Hayasaka.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.38,0:08:07.42,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I wish you were always this adorable.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.96,0:08:10.92,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Apparently, Shinomiya has a cold.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.67,0:08:14.89,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}This will continue\Nin the Heart-pounding Visit chapter.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.30,0:08:19.22,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Very nice. I love how you can do\Nso many things with it!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.47,0:08:19.93,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an7}SHIROGANE GOT A NEW BATTERY\NFOR HIS (USED, NO WARRANTY) PHONE
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.73,0:08:23.69,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Apparently, Shinomiya has a cold.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.69,0:08:26.90,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,So, somebody's supposed to deliver\Nhandouts to her house.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.23,0:08:28.65,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an9}FUJIWARA CHIKA\NWANTS TO PAY A VISIT
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.90,0:08:29.23,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Me! I'll go!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.23,0:08:30.40,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,You, Secretary Fujiwara?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.78,0:08:33.82,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I've visited her at home\Nwhen she was sick once before,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.82,0:08:39.29,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,and it's hilarious how much of a baby\NKaguya-san becomes when she has a cold!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.03,0:08:39.29,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an7}GRIN
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.62,0:08:40.95,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}A baby?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.95,0:08:43.08,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}President, dry my back.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.42,0:08:46.33,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,She's so cute!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.42,0:08:48.17,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an7}GLOW GLOW
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.58,0:08:50.46,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,It's the one time you can snatch her up\Nin a bear hug and she won't get angry!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.55,0:08:54.55,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}President, I need a hug.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.72,0:08:57.97,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,It wouldn't be fair if one person\Ngot to monopolize her on her sickbed.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.97,0:08:59.76,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,So let's all go together!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.26,0:09:01.10,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,All?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.10,0:09:01.93,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.73,0:09:06.35,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Wouldn't a crowd barging in on a sick person\Nshow lack of common sense?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.35,0:09:08.86,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}I think one person would be plenty.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.86,0:09:11.19,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an6}TERRIFIED
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.27,0:09:11.19,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}I don't wanna go because I'm scared.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.44,0:09:12.53,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Good point.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.78,0:09:14.70,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Then, who'll go?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.53,0:09:17.45,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Let's play Concentration to decide!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.45,0:09:19.70,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an7}CONCENTRATION
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.95,0:09:19.70,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Concentration!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.08,0:09:22.45,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Needless to say,\Na game that needs no introduction.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.66,0:09:24.16,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,We won't use the jokers.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.16,0:09:28.38,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,And if anyone's caught cheating,\Nthey get minus five points.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.34,0:09:31.46,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,We'll see who's first\Nwith rock-paper-scissors.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.34,0:09:35.63,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,All right, we'll start with the president!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.63,0:09:38.30,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Then, let's begin!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.84,0:09:40.55,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Hold your horses, Secretaty Fujiwara!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.76,0:09:43.31,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Wh-Wh-What is it, President?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.93,0:09:47.06,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,There are a number of points\NI'm not clear about.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.44,0:09:49.90,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,First, the fact that you challenged us\Nto a memory game.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.90,0:09:51.82,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I don't quite get that.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.82,0:09:55.44,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Normally, I'd think you'd choose\Na game you were actually good at.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.44,0:09:57.49,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}And you breezed through this rule,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.49,0:09:59.82,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}but minus five points for cheating?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.07,0:10:01.83,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Not instant disqualification?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.08,0:10:03.62,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}That made me wary.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.87,0:10:06.21,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}I may not have noticed\Nif you'd kept your mouth shut,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.50,0:10:11.96,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,but these designs\Nkinda look like numbers.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.34,0:10:16.34,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,This is a marked deck!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.55,0:10:18.59,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,It really is!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.59,0:10:20.85,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Fujiwara-senpai, that's low! Underhanded!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.85,0:10:23.60,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}And getting caught\Nby the gambit you relied on!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.60,0:10:25.56,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,That's the most embarrassing thing!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.56,0:10:28.56,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I'm embarrassed for you!\NI'm going home!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.81,0:10:38.86,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Shame, shame, shame, shame,\Nshame, shame, shame, shame...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.15,0:10:32.11,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}That's enough, Ishigami.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.77,0:10:37.24,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}We accepted her rule about cheating\Nwhich this surely would've fallen under.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.44,0:10:38.86,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}We only touched the deck, so we're fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.86,0:10:43.58,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,That's right! It's only cheating\Nif you get caught! Nyah!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.12,0:10:46.37,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,No, you certainly got caught.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.75,0:10:48.54,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Getting back on track...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.79,0:10:51.63,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}In the first half of the game,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.63,0:10:54.71,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}these flawed, but talented students\Nremembered the position of each card.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.71,0:10:57.63,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}As the game proceeded,\Nthey earned points, making no mistakes.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.63,0:11:02.43,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Shirogane, 10 points.\NFujiwara, 8 points. Ishigami, 10 points.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.43,0:11:04.14,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}There were 24 cards left.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.31,0:11:08.39,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Now I'm tied with you, Ishigami.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.27,0:11:11.90,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}President, wipe my front, too.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.56,0:11:16.11,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,You guys have really good memories.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.15,0:11:18.69,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna raise the bar a bit!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.69,0:11:19.36,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.03,0:11:21.20,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Mixing them up!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.57,0:11:26.49,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}An extremely annoying strategy to destroy\Ntheir memories of the cards' positions.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.91,0:11:27.29,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}MIXING THE CARDS
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.49,0:11:29.33,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Crap! I can't remember which is which!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.66,0:11:33.67,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}After moving the cards around,\NFujiwara smoothly won several points,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.67,0:11:35.79,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}even making up\Nfor the penalty for cheating!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.00,0:11:40.13,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Let's enjoy the rest of the game, you guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.13,0:11:43.93,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Uh-oh. I'm in last place!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.97,0:11:45.05,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an7}SHIROGANE: 10\NFUJIWARA: 18 (-5)\NISHIGAMI: 12
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.93,0:11:45.05,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an1}CARDS REMAINING: 12
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.05,0:11:48.31,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}At this rate, I won't be able to see\NShinomiya acting like a baby!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.64,0:11:51.56,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}President, pet my head.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.85,0:11:54.86,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,What should I bring her?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.11,0:11:58.07,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,She almost never gets sick,\Nso this is a rare opportunity!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.32,0:12:01.95,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Well, I'm not surprised she got a cold\Nafter being drenched like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.95,0:12:06.16,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Shinomiya got drenched?\NShe got a ride home, didn't she?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.16,0:12:08.58,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Beats me. I just know\Nwhat I happened to see.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.67,0:12:17.13,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,She was in front of the school gate\Nwaiting for someone, I suppose.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.84,0:12:21.13,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Maybe...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.55,0:12:23.55,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}she was waiting for me?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.97,0:12:25.26,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}There's no definite proof.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.81,0:12:29.31,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}If it was me...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.35,0:12:32.31,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Then, never mind\NShinomiya acting like a baby.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.69,0:12:35.40,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I'm an idiot for thinking\Nabout nothing but silly things!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.60,0:12:38.36,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I'm the one who needs\Nto visit her at home!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.32,0:12:42.57,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Use your head for something\Nother than fantasizing about nonsense!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.03,0:12:44.20,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,13.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.20,0:12:47.37,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}13! Damn it! The matching card\Nappeared a minute ago!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.37,0:12:48.91,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}Is she gonna get this one, too?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.00,0:12:52.33,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Nope.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.25,0:13:00.50,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}Was it just a mistake?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.21,0:13:04.18,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}No, wait.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.97,0:13:10.35,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I see.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.85,0:13:12.89,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,It's your turn, President!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.89,0:13:14.64,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I got it!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.89,0:13:14.89,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an4}SHIROGANE: 10
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.89,0:13:15.19,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an4}SHIROGANE: 12
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.19,0:13:15.94,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}I got it!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.19,0:13:16.19,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an3}SHIROGANE: 12
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.19,0:13:16.48,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an3}SHIROGANE: 14
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.48,0:13:17.06,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,SHIROGANE: 14
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.48,0:13:18.31,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}I got it!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.06,0:13:17.73,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,SHIROGANE: 16
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.73,0:13:18.31,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,SHIROGANE: 18
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.32,0:13:21.73,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I win.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.73,0:13:25.49,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an4}FINAL SCORE:\N1ST PLACE - SHIROGANE: 18\N2ND PLACE - FUJIWARA: 18 (-5)\N3RD PLACE - ISHIGAMI: 16
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.74,0:13:25.49,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}Shirogane took first place.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.95,0:13:28.74,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,That was some comeback.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.12,0:13:31.95,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Well, if you know the trick, it's a cinch.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.95,0:13:32.87,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Trick?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.71,0:13:38.58,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}The unusual thing about these cards\Nis that the patterns aren't symmetrical,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.83,0:13:41.21,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}so you can use them like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.72,0:13:46.47,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I see!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.47,0:13:47.97,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,The hands on a clock!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.97,0:13:49.97,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,That's right.\NBy placing the cards at an angle,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.97,0:13:52.60,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,you can reveal their face values\Nfrom 1 to 12.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.02,0:13:55.81,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,So, Fujiwara wanted to place\Nthe 13 cards far away
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.81,0:13:57.31,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,since they didn't figure into her plan.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.60,0:14:00.73,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Moving the cards around\Nwas also done to hide her trick.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.40,0:14:02.94,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Fujiwara-senpai...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.74,0:14:07.74,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,That's low!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.74,0:14:10.70,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Underhanded! Playing dirty!\NYou haven't learned your lesson at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.70,0:14:13.74,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,You're shameless!\NHow did you get to be so shameless?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.74,0:14:17.41,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,The most shameful thing is how he won\Nby finding your method and using it himself!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.41,0:14:21.00,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,For shame!\NAgain, shame on you, Fujiwara-senpai!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.00,0:14:22.17,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Don't look at me!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.42,0:14:25.63,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,A-After all... After all...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.67,0:14:28.80,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}I just wanted to visit her at home!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.55,0:14:31.76,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna die, so I'm going home.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.76,0:14:33.43,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Is that right?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.14,0:14:36.31,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,But please don't die on us!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.35,0:14:41.86,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Even though it worked on my sisters...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.86,0:14:43.82,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Can you believe her brass?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.02,0:14:47.82,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,This just goes to show\Nhow shallow analog gamers are!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.82,0:14:50.82,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,It's like she dug herself into a hole!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.07,0:14:53.45,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}This happens when you do something\Nthat doesn't suit you.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.45,0:14:55.95,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}Shinomiya wouldn't have gotten\Ntripped up like that.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.62,0:14:58.25,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}Shinomiya would have...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.21,0:15:02.54,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Crap! Now I'm nervous!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.21,0:15:05.21,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}What should I bring her?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.21,0:15:10.34,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna eat canned peaches, Hayasaka.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.34,0:15:11.76,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.22,0:15:15.97,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}The Heart-pounding Visit\Ncontinues to Part Two.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.72,0:15:15.97,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}WHAT DO YOU GIVE A RICH PERSON?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.85,0:15:24.57,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an9}RESULTS OF TODAY'S MATCH:
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.98,0:15:24.57,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,FAILURE
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.77,0:15:24.57,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an7}SINCE NEITHER OF THEM\NHAD A STRATEGY
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.74,0:15:32.20,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}This is the famous Shinomiya Villa!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.49,0:15:35.99,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I saw it online before,\Nbut up close, it's amazing!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.33,0:15:39.71,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Maybe I should've done more\Nthan bring drinks and jello.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.25,0:15:46.75,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I have been appointed to the role\Nof Kaguya-sama's caretaker.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.00,0:15:49.38,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,My name is Smithee A. Herthaka.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.76,0:15:51.26,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.14,0:15:54.39,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an7}COLOR CONTACTS
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.89,0:15:56.14,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an9}STUFFED A BIT
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.56,0:15:59.14,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}A maid!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.14,0:16:03.90,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}I assume you have come\Nto visit Kaguya-sama.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.94,0:16:05.36,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an3}ABOUT SHINOMIYA KAGUYA,\NPART 1
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.48,0:16:06.19,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Yes, exactly!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.19,0:16:08.82,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Then, I'll show you to her room.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.07,0:16:10.07,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Um, actually...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.32,0:16:14.53,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}I'm only here\Nto deliver handouts to Shinomiya!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.78,0:16:17.45,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}I was thinking you could\Ngive it to her, Herthaka-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.91,0:16:20.16,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Don't chicken out after coming this far.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.67,0:16:23.79,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Right this way.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.00,0:16:25.21,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.46,0:16:29.59,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Honestly, I think it would be best\Nif you gave it to Kaguya-sama directly.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.59,0:16:30.38,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,But...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.63,0:16:33.72,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Kaguya-sama...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.18,0:16:36.80,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,you have a visitor.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.01,0:16:41.89,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! What are you doing, Kaguya-sama?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.89,0:16:43.06,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Messy!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.06,0:16:45.90,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,But I can't find them.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.44,0:16:48.07,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,What are you looking for?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.57,0:16:49.32,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Fireworks.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.57,0:16:50.32,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Fireworks?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.32,0:16:53.20,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,You'll do them with me,\Nwon't you, Hayasaka?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.45,0:16:54.82,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I certainly will not.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.57,0:16:59.79,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Summer is around the corner.\NI can understand why you'd jump the gun.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.79,0:17:01.62,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Your priority is to recover from this cold.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.62,0:17:05.46,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Meanie! I wanna do fireworks!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.46,0:17:07.79,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}That aside, you have a visitor.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.09,0:17:10.00,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}A visitor?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.43,0:17:17.72,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}President!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.97,0:17:20.10,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing here, President?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.10,0:17:21.35,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Well, um...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.52,0:17:25.02,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Are you living here from now on?\NI didn't hear about that!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.02,0:17:26.73,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,No! I'm not moving in!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.06,0:17:29.61,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Herthaka-san, what's wrong with her?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.61,0:17:31.78,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,According to Sigmund Freud,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.78,0:17:34.78,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,human actions are determined\Nby one's desire, the id,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.28,0:17:37.62,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}ID (DESIRE)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.78,0:17:37.62,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,and one's reason, the ego.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.78,0:17:37.62,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an7}EGO (REASON)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.66,0:17:41.24,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an9}I WANT TO SLEEP
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.33,0:17:42.33,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Human instincts produce\Nthe desires of the id
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.79,0:17:42.87,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an9}I WANT TO PUNCH
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.33,0:17:46.17,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,while it's the duty of the ego to act\Nas a brake that suppresses those desires.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.33,0:17:44.08,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an9}I WANT TO EAT
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.54,0:17:45.25,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an9}I WANT TO PLAY
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.17,0:17:49.50,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,However, if the ability to think,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.50,0:17:52.67,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,which is the source of the ego,\Nis lost for some reason,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.92,0:17:55.51,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,the person becomes a beast\Nthat acts according to the id.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.01,0:17:59.30,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}In other words,\Nthe person becomes a simpleton.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.30,0:18:00.05,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}A simpleton?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.51,0:18:03.35,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,And for people whose brains\Nare normally in full gear,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.35,0:18:05.68,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,the effect is markedly pronounced.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.39,0:18:09.44,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}At a glance, it looks like she's awake,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.69,0:18:12.57,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}but she's actually in the middle\Nof a fever dream.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.86,0:18:15.03,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Once she's on her feet,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.03,0:18:18.66,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}she'll have no memory at all\Nof the time she was sick.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.91,0:18:20.53,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}It's as if she were drunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.78,0:18:22.49,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}{\i1}This is getting strange again.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.91,0:18:26.16,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I need to get back to work,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.62,0:18:29.00,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,so please keep Kaguya-sama company.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.00,0:18:30.29,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Understood.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.88,0:18:36.42,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, I can assure you no one will enter\Nthis room during the next three hours,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.67,0:18:39.43,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,but you mustn't do anything inappropriate.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.64,0:18:41.68,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I-I won't.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.68,0:18:45.27,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}On top of that,\Nthis room is soundproofed,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.60,0:18:48.14,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}and Kaguya-sama will have\Nno recollection of your visit.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.14,0:18:50.56,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}So no matter what you do,\Nno one will be the wiser,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.81,0:18:52.65,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}but absolutely...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.15,0:18:56.44,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}do not do anything inappropriate.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.65,0:18:57.95,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I said I wouldn't!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.04,0:19:10.46,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Shinomiya, I bought you\Na variety of drinks.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.04,0:19:11.83,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Want one?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.59,0:19:14.09,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Fireworks?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.09,0:19:15.96,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,No, they're not fireworks.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.38,0:19:17.34,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}It's useless.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.59,0:19:20.97,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Shinomiya isn't even in a state\Nto have a conversation.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.97,0:19:25.43,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}If I'm honest with myself, my filthy mind\Nwas hoping I could help her drink it,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.43,0:19:27.73,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}but she's much weaker\Nthan I anticipated.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.19,0:19:30.60,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}If I take advantage of this,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.60,0:19:34.02,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I might be able to get Shinomiya's\Ntrue feelings and weaknesses out of her.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.02,0:19:34.98,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}However...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.53,0:19:41.36,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Shinomiya, is it my fault\Nyou caught this cold?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.45,0:19:45.99,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,You intended to give me a ride\Nyesterday, didn't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.99,0:19:49.25,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,And you were waiting\Nat the school gate, which is when...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.21,0:19:51.58,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.12,0:19:55.75,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I kinda feel like that's right,\Nand I kinda feel like that's wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.75,0:19:57.25,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Well, which is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.96,0:20:00.51,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,President, are you mad?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.51,0:20:02.93,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.93,0:20:05.26,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,No, you didn't say anything\Nto make me mad.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.60,0:20:06.76,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.56,0:20:11.27,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I'm always doing things\Nthat make trouble for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.73,0:20:14.40,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I never know what to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.81,0:20:17.44,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,For so many things,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.90,0:20:22.03,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,it's the first time for me,\Nso I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.03,0:20:27.54,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an1}IF YOU ARE A SHINOMIYA,\NDO NOT RELY ON ANYONE. INSTEAD, USE THEM.\NDO NOT RECEIVE ANYTHING. INSTEAD, STEAL.\NDO NOT LOVE ANYONE. THERE IS NO INSTEAD.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.91,0:20:24.03,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}So,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.28,0:20:27.54,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}all I can do is behave the way I know how.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.54,0:20:32.08,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}I don't know any other ways.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.33,0:20:35.42,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}This is the only way I can do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.71,0:20:38.17,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,So, for today...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.05,0:20:44.43,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,let's sleep together.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.26,0:20:46.43,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,No, Shinomiya!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.72,0:20:50.60,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Are you shy?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.39,0:20:54.31,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}How cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.31,0:20:55.56,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Wait a second!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.81,0:21:00.32,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Shinomiya will forget this, too,\Nand no one will come into the room?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.32,0:21:02.74,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}This situation\Nis just too convenient!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.74,0:21:05.57,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And I'm not confident\Nthat I can control myself!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.20,0:21:07.58,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}What the hell...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.95,0:21:12.75,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}has happened to me?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.62,0:21:13.96,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}ID AND EGO
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.96,0:21:18.09,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\an1}SLEEP DEPRIVED
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.14,0:21:28.97,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,What time is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.97,0:21:31.85,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Feels like I've just come out of hibernation.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.36,0:21:44.20,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,President?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.45,0:21:46.41,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,What were you doing in my bed?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.41,0:21:48.62,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I-I just came over to visit you!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.62,0:21:52.24,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,What kinda man takes the opportunity\Nto crawl into bed? Unbelievable!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.24,0:21:53.62,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,You invited me!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.62,0:21:57.00,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,In your dreams! How could you\Ndo it when I was sleeping!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.00,0:21:59.54,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,You're scum!\NGet out of here right now!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.67,0:22:06.09,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, dear. I thought\Nsomething like this might happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.26,0:22:12.10,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,But it looks like you're well rested anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.35,0:22:14.23,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,H-Hayasaka,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.48,0:22:16.60,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,how far did I go with the president?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.85,0:22:17.98,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,I couldn't say.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.69,0:22:19.98,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Even after...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.98,0:22:23.36,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Even after I totally held back!\NI held back for all I was worth!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.61,0:22:26.49,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}The Heart-pounding Visit: The End.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.49,0:22:29.99,Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I guess nothing happened.