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Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.39,0:00:16.43,Base01,,0,0,0,,It's morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.81,0:00:26.19,Base01,,0,0,0,,No matter how much happens,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.19,0:00:27.40,Base01,,0,0,0,,morning will come.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.66,0:00:37.91,Base01,,0,0,0,,Coming!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.70,0:00:40.99,Base01,,0,0,0,,Yo!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.00,0:00:42.29,Base01,,0,0,0,,Want breakfast?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.29,0:00:45.29,Base01,,0,0,0,,Y-Yes! I do! I'll be right there!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.83,0:00:46.71,Base01,,0,0,0,,'Kay!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.13,0:00:53.09,Base01,,0,0,0,,Of course--when we live under the same roof,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.09,0:00:54.80,Base01,,0,0,0,,we'll see each other right when we wake up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.64,0:01:03.35,Base01,,0,0,0,,Just so you know,\NI'm against you and Kanade dating.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.48,0:01:12.15,Base01,,0,0,0,,Yeah. No way can I be\Nwith someone in primary school.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.37,0:01:24.20,Base01,,0,0,0,,Good morning! You must be Miss Nikaido.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.21,0:01:27.54,Base01,,0,0,0,,Y-Yes, Kaho Nikaido.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.54,0:01:32.63,Base01,,0,0,0,,Sorry I've been out.\NI'm the landlord, Shugo Takahashi.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.63,0:01:33.55,Base01,,0,0,0,,Huh?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.55,0:01:35.88,Base01,,0,0,0,,Takahashi? So that means...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.88,0:01:38.47,Base01,,0,0,0,,Might you be Kanade's...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.47,0:01:40.22,Base01,,0,0,0,,Father, yep!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.18,0:01:41.93,Base01,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Shugo Takashi: Househusband"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.18,0:01:41.93,Base01,,0,0,0,,This guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.93,0:01:47.39,Base01,,0,0,0,,--K-Kanade, be quiet!\N--Wake up, Kota!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.40,0:01:49.98,Base01,,0,0,0,,Sorry he's so loud so early in the morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.98,0:01:51.61,Base01,,0,0,0,,N-Not at all...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.61,0:01:53.48,Base01,,0,0,0,,He's always been a rambunctious one,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.48,0:01:55.40,Base01,,0,0,0,,but after his mom died two years back,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.40,0:01:57.78,Base01,,0,0,0,,he's getting to be a real handful.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.78,0:02:04.33,Base01,,0,0,0,,--C'mon, Shinohara, do something about Kanade!\N--Cut it out, Kanade! I'm up already, I'm up!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.33,0:02:06.75,Base01,,0,0,0,,Ah, but just think of him as a little brother
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.75,0:02:08.37,Base01,,0,0,0,,and play with him every now and then.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.37,0:02:10.42,Base01,,0,0,0,,S-Sure...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.42,0:02:14.09,Base01,,0,0,0,,L-Little brother? He's my boyfriend!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.09,0:02:16.63,Base01,,0,0,0,,Not that' I can tell him that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.65,0:03:59.90,Base01,,0,0,0,,Wh-Who are you?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.90,0:04:03.36,Base01,,0,0,0,,You must be Kabo! You're so cute!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.36,0:04:07.70,Base01,,0,0,0,,So cute, cute, cutey-cute-cute!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.70,0:04:09.20,Base01,,0,0,0,,Behind you!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.12,0:04:16.04,Base01,,0,0,120,,B-But you're the cutest\N in the whole wide world, Chiaki!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.04,0:04:18.75,Base01,,0,0,0,,What on earth is going on here?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.76,0:04:24.22,Base01,,0,0,120,,That's Arashi Nagasawa,\Na grad student and Chiaki's boyfriend.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.22,0:04:31.68,Base01,,0,0,120,,--Why, you...\N--Boyfriend and girlfriend, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.48,0:04:36.98,Base01,,0,0,0,,Time to dig in!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.48,0:04:40.53,Base01,,0,0,0,,Wh-What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.53,0:04:42.07,Base01,,0,0,0,,Gimme your seaweed.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.07,0:04:44.15,Base01,,0,0,0,,Oh, uh, here.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.16,0:04:45.86,Base01,,0,0,0,,Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.87,0:04:47.03,Base01,,0,0,0,,Yours, too, Kota.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.03,0:04:49.41,Base01,,0,0,0,,I-I already ate it
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.41,0:04:50.83,Base01,,0,0,0,,Tch!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.83,0:04:51.79,Base01,,0,0,0,,And Arashi?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.79,0:04:53.33,Base01,,0,0,0,,You can't have it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.33,0:04:55.46,Base01,,0,0,0,,Aw, c'mon, Arashi--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.46,0:04:57.42,Base01,,0,0,0,,You sit down!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.42,0:04:58.33,Base01,,0,0,0,,But--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.34,0:05:01.05,Base01,,0,0,0,,One packet of seaweed per person. Got it?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.05,0:05:02.55,Base01,,0,0,0,,Yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.59,0:05:07.97,Base01,,0,0,120,,Kanade bumming his beloved\Nseaweed off people--so cute
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.97,0:05:10.39,Base01,,0,0,0,,Oh, that's right, Miss Nikaido...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.39,0:05:11.89,Base01,,0,0,0,,Yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.89,0:05:16.27,Base01,,0,0,120,,I haven't explained the various ins\Nand outs of Kasumi House yet, have I?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.27,0:05:17.19,Base01,,0,0,0,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.19,0:05:20.61,Base01,,0,0,0,,I can do that later, if you don't mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.61,0:05:22.78,Base01,,0,0,0,,Please do, then!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.78,0:05:25.20,Base01,,0,0,0,,Th-Thanks in advance.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.99,0:05:32.70,Base01,,0,0,0,,Taga is so kind...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.87,0:05:37.83,Base01,,0,0,0,,So, like, what do you do when you're dating?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.83,0:05:40.17,Base01,,0,0,0,,C'mon, tell me!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.17,0:05:41.96,Base01,,0,0,0,,Geez, Kanade--not in front of everyone!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.96,0:05:44.71,Base01,,0,0,120,,--And your dad, too!\N--Where'd that come from?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.72,0:05:46.22,Base01,,0,0,0,,Well, thing is--
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.22,0:05:47.76,Base01,,0,0,0,,Uh-oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.76,0:05:52.06,Base01,,0,0,120,,Probably from those\Nsoap operas he's been watching lately.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.06,0:05:54.47,Base01,,0,0,0,,Ah, the TV again.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.48,0:05:57.23,Base01,,0,0,0,,Phew. Wait...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.23,0:06:01.19,Base01,,0,0,0,,Did Taga's covering for us actually work?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.19,0:06:05.78,Base01,,0,0,120,,Oh, hey: Arashi, you're\Ndating Chiaki, so you must know.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.78,0:06:07.15,Base01,,0,0,0,,What do you do?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.15,0:06:10.24,Base01,,0,0,120,,Hmm..l like, call her\Nfirst thing in the morning?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.24,0:06:10.99,Base01,,0,0,0,,Call her?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.99,0:06:13.91,Base01,,0,0,0,,And call her when you leave the house.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.91,0:06:15.75,Base01,,0,0,0,,Can't you text her?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.75,0:06:19.04,Base01,,0,0,120,,But when you're dating,\Nyou want to hear her voice!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.04,0:06:20.33,Base01,,0,0,0,,Huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.33,0:06:25.13,Base01,,0,0,120,,But it looks like Chiaki has\Nme on her reject list these days.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.13,0:06:28.97,Base01,,0,0,120,,Duh! It's way too creepy to be\Ncalling me 90 times a day when we live
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.97,0:06:30.22,Base01,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Arashi Nagasawa (Mobile)"\N"Today"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.97,0:06:30.22,Base01,,0,0,0,,in the same building!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.22,0:06:35.39,Base01,,0,0,120,,But I get three feet from you\Nand already I want to hear your voice!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.39,0:06:36.93,Base01,,0,0,0,,Five calls, max!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.93,0:06:39.94,Base01,,0,0,0,,Okay, okay. Five it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.94,0:06:44.40,Base01,,0,0,0,,--Five calls...\N --Kanade, it's plain to see\Nthat Arashi is not a role model.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.40,0:06:46.74,Base01,,0,0,0,,Oh, okay. Then you tell me, Kota.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.74,0:06:48.15,Base01,,0,0,0,,Who, me?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.15,0:06:51.28,Base01,,0,0,0,,Well, uh... you can... hold hands, and, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.28,0:06:54.45,Base01,,0,0,120,,Kanade, asking Kota the\Nvirgin is even more useless.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.45,0:06:56.04,Base01,,0,0,0,,Virgin?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.04,0:06:58.96,Base01,,0,0,0,,Th-That has nothing to do with this!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.96,0:07:01.00,Base01,,0,0,0,,But you are a virgin, aren't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.46,0:07:04.00,Base01,,0,0,0,,Hey, Kaho...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.34,0:07:08.26,Base01,,0,0,0,,What's a virgin?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.26,0:07:11.26,Base01,,0,0,0,,Hey! That's not something you ask a girl!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.26,0:07:15.60,Base01,,0,0,120,,--Now eat already\N--Aw! Why won't you tell me? Meanie!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.60,0:07:16.97,Base01,,0,0,0,,Never mind that, Kanade--
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.97,0:07:20.89,Base01,,0,0,120,,weren't you supposed to hang out\Nwith Gin and Tom this morning?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.90,0:07:22.06,Base01,,0,0,0,,Oh, right!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.70,0:07:34.12,Base01,,0,0,0,,The landlord usually makes our meals.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.12,0:07:36.16,Base01,,0,0,0,,Tell him if you're opting out.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.16,0:07:37.45,Base01,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.45,0:07:39.96,Base01,,0,0,0,,We have free reign of the kitchen,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.96,0:07:42.42,Base01,,0,0,0,,but don't eat anything without permission.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.42,0:07:45.96,Base01,,0,0,120,,Oh, and if you keep anything\Nin the fridge, put your name on it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.96,0:07:46.96,Base01,,0,0,0,,Like pudding and stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.96,0:07:47.88,Base01,,0,0,0,,Got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.88,0:07:49.92,Base01,,0,0,0,,And the bath.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.92,0:07:55.35,Base01,,0,0,120,,Here's the timetable; write your\Nname by the bathtime you'd like.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.35,0:07:57.31,Base01,,0,0,0,,Don't worry: it locks.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.31,0:07:58.39,Base01,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.39,0:08:00.10,Base01,,0,0,0,,And that should cover it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.10,0:08:02.64,Base01,,0,0,0,,Thanks; that's very kind of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.65,0:08:07.52,Base01,,0,0,120,,It's nothing, really.\NOh, about your welcome party...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.53,0:08:09.19,Base01,,0,0,0,,Huh? For me?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.19,0:08:12.61,Base01,,0,0,0,,Of course. How about my room, later today?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.61,0:08:15.32,Base01,,0,0,0,,Oh, sure, that'll work.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.32,0:08:18.20,Base01,,0,0,0,,Good! We're all so glad you're here.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.20,0:08:19.74,Base01,,0,0,0,,Thank you so much.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.75,0:08:21.20,Base01,,0,0,0,,Okay, see you later.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.21,0:08:23.50,Base01,,0,0,0,,Uh-huh! Thanks again!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.33,0:08:31.38,Base01,,0,0,120,,A welcome party?\NI'm a little nervous, but happy, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.38,0:08:35.72,Base01,,0,0,120,,Oh, could you put any\Ncardboard boxes out by the trash?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.72,0:08:37.55,Base01,,0,0,0,,Sure thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.56,0:08:39.89,Base01,,0,0,0,,I'm heading out for some shopping.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.89,0:08:41.89,Base01,,0,0,0,,S-See you later!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.60,0:08:53.11,Base01,,0,0,120,,lf Kanade's*dad found out\NI was dating his primary-school son...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.11,0:08:54.65,Base01,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Indecent"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.11,0:08:54.65,Base01,,0,0,0,,Indecent?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.66,0:08:55.61,Base01,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Criminal"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.66,0:08:55.61,Base01,,0,0,0,,Criminal?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.61,0:08:57.70,Base01,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Perverted"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.61,0:08:57.70,Base01,,0,0,0,,Perverted?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.70,0:09:00.49,Base01,,0,0,0,,...Yeah, that would not be good.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.42,0:09:13.13,Base01,,0,0,0,,Wh-What are you doing?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.13,0:09:15.38,Base01,,0,0,0,,What? I like upper arms!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.38,0:09:16.93,Base01,,0,0,0,,Yeah, but so suddenly?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.93,0:09:18.09,Base01,,0,0,0,,Can't I?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.10,0:09:20.97,Base01,,0,0,0,,Well, it's more that, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.97,0:09:24.31,Base01,,0,0,0,,I mean, you're my girlfriend.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.31,0:09:28.52,Base01,,0,0,0,,Girlfriend? Oh, geez... I'm blushing...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.52,0:09:31.36,Base01,,0,0,0,,You can't go around touching girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.36,0:09:33.23,Base01,,0,0,0,,Unless it's your girlfriend.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.24,0:09:34.94,Base01,,0,0,0,,That's what I've been taught.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.95,0:09:36.45,Base01,,0,0,0,,By who?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.45,0:09:37.91,Base01,,0,0,0,,My mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.91,0:09:40.28,Base01,,0,0,0,,Your mom told you that?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.28,0:09:41.16,Base01,,0,0,0,,Yep!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.04,0:09:48.96,Base01,,0,0,120,,I still can't believe\Nthis guy is in primary school...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.96,0:09:52.84,Base01,,0,0,0,,Kanade! We're here for some ele-fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.84,0:09:56.42,Base01,,0,0,0,,Oh, Mr. Elephant, your trunk is so long!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.43,0:09:59.14,Base01,,0,0,0,,And your w**ner, too--
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.14,0:10:03.89,Base01,,0,0,0,,it's sooo long! Boi-oing!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.89,0:10:06.27,Base01,,0,0,0,,He's in primary school, all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.27,0:10:09.31,Base01,,0,0,120,,Bamboo Primary's jump-rope\Ncompetition is early next week,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.31,0:10:10.86,Base01,,0,0,0,,so we're gonna practice!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.86,0:10:12.94,Base01,,0,0,0,,Oh, are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.94,0:10:15.90,Base01,,0,0,0,,I want to beat the record in criss-cross!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.90,0:10:17.61,Base01,,0,0,0,,Cr-Criss-cross?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.32,0:10:23.37,Base01,,0,0,120,,"Criss-cross" is a highly\Ndifficult variation on jumping rope,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.37,0:10:26.37,Base01,,0,0,0,,wherein the jumper must\Njump through the gap formed
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.37,0:10:28.92,Base01,,0,0,0,,where the rope is crossed.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.92,0:10:33.96,Base01,,0,0,120,,It's also called "double jump" or\N"speed jump" depending on the region.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.96,0:10:36.21,Base01,,0,0,0,,Incidentally, we have confirmed reports
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.22,0:10:39.34,Base01,,0,0,120,,that the sting of a jumprope\Nagainst one's bare leg as a child
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.34,0:10:44.97,Base01,,0,0,120,,has opened some individuals' eyes\Nto masochism in adulthood.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.39,0:10:50.06,Base01,,0,0,0,,I'm a criss-cross pro--
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.06,0:10:51.90,Base01,,0,0,0,,I can jump 30 times in a row!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.90,0:10:53.65,Base01,,0,0,0,,I-II show you, Kaho.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.65,0:10:56.44,Base01,,0,0,0,,1-1 sure»would like to see that.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.44,0:10:59.28,Base01,,0,0,0,,I'm practicing triple-unders!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.28,0:11:02.36,Base01,,0,0,0,,I'd rather tie stuff up instead!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.37,0:11:04.74,Base01,,0,0,0,,Aw, but jumping is way more fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.00,0:11:10.08,Base01,,0,0,0,,Good morning, Kaho.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.08,0:11:13.13,Base01,,0,0,0,,G-Good morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.13,0:11:15.80,Base01,,0,0,0,,Hey, Kaho, come jump rope with us!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.80,0:11:18.80,Base01,,0,0,0,,Well, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.80,0:11:22.72,Base01,,0,0,120,,I-I still have a lot of tidying-up\Nto do after my  move-in.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.72,0:11:25.81,Base01,,0,0,0,,Oh, okay. Well, come when you're done!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.81,0:11:28.22,Base01,,0,0,0,,Y-Yep, I will--when I'm done!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.23,0:11:30.14,Base01,,0,0,0,,Okay, off we go yodel-oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.14,0:11:31.98,Base01,,0,0,0,,Off we godel-odel-oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.98,0:11:33.77,Base01,,0,0,0,,Yodel-ay-pee-poo!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.77,0:11:35.65,Base01,,0,0,0,,Byeee!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.65,0:11:36.94,Base01,,0,0,0,,If you'll excuse us.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.94,0:11:39.03,Base01,,0,0,0,,Uh-, g-goodbye...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.70,0:11:45.87,Base01,,0,0,0,,Now that was a big sigh.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.50,0:11:52.96,Base01,,0,0,0,,Um...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.96,0:11:56.04,Base01,,0,0,0,,Truth is, I go for "pretty girls."
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.05,0:11:57.30,Base01,,0,0,0,,Pardon?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.30,0:12:00.13,Base01,,0,0,120,,Well, to be precise,\NI like boys dressed as girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.13,0:12:00.67,Base01,,0,0,0,,So basically girl-boys.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.80,0:12:03.55,Base01,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Girl-Boys"
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.80,0:12:03.55,Base01,,0,0,0,,So basically girls-boys.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.55,0:12:04.09,Base01,,0,0,0,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.09,0:12:10.60,Base01,,0,0,0,,Like Li'I Renren! Maybe you\Ndon't--um, so what l mean is... this:
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.81,0:12:16.73,Base01,,0,0,0,,This is all my Li'I Renren collection!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.40,0:12:23.11,Base01,,0,0,0,,Y-You sure do like those dolls, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.11,0:12:26.41,Base01,,0,0,0,,Aren't I lucky? OMG, I can't stand it!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.41,0:12:29.54,Base01,,0,0,120,,Isn't Li'l Renren the cutest?!\NI could lick him all over!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.54,0:12:32.41,Base01,,0,0,0,,A little tee-hee right here,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.41,0:12:34.04,Base01,,0,0,0,,a little ooh-hoo where he's ticklish...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.04,0:12:36.92,Base01,,0,0,120,,Oh, my fantasies are\Nin overdrive! I'm breathless!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.26,0:12:42.80,Base01,,0,0,120,,Sorry I lost myself like' that.\NYou must be scandalized.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.34,0:12:49.68,Base01,,0,0,0,,But you know,\NChiaki still accepts me, even like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.68,0:12:51.52,Base01,,0,0,0,,So it's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.52,0:12:56.44,Base01,,0,0,120,,You're big-hearted enough\Nto accept your partner, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.44,0:12:58.23,Base01,,0,0,0,,Even if he's in primary school?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.23,0:13:00.98,Base01,,0,0,0,,No sweat. What's five years?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.99,0:13:06.11,Base01,,0,0,120,,Chiaki and I are five years apart.\NAge has nothing to do with it--
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.12,0:13:08.07,Base01,,0,0,0,,as long as you have love.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.08,0:13:09.08,Base01,,0,0,0,,Love?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.08,0:13:11.08,Base01,,0,0,0,,Yeah, love. Love!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.83,0:13:18.38,Base01,,0,0,120,,But I can't help feeling\Nthat a girl like me has no excuse
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.38,0:13:20.34,Base01,,0,0,0,,being Kanade's girlfriend.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.34,0:13:24.42,Base01,,0,0,0,,Kaho, I feel like saying "the likes of me"
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.43,0:13:30.93,Base01,,0,0,120,,is being rude to Chiaki,\Nwho accepts me for who I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.93,0:13:35.98,Base01,,0,0,120,,I heard saying "the likes of me"\Nwill mess you up for real.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.98,0:13:38.10,Base01,,0,0,0,,He's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.11,0:13:42.61,Base01,,0,0,0,,Kanade did accept me.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.61,0:13:47.28,Base01,,0,0,0,,Now I've got to accept him, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.28,0:13:53.66,Base01,,0,0,120,,Nagasawa's so kind.\NFor him to give me advice like this...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.66,0:13:57.54,Base01,,0,0,120,,I'm heading back to my room.\NThanks for all your--
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.13,0:14:02.46,Base01,,0,0,0,,Oh, my little Renren--
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.46,0:14:08.18,Base01,,0,0,170,,--you're so adorable!\N--Now for my thrilling\Nlive-on-the-air costume change--
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.18,0:14:09.80,Base01,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Renren" "Spotlight Artist of the Week"
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.18,0:14:09.80,Base01,,0,0,0,,after these messages!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.35,0:14:18.31,Base01,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Renren" "Spotlight Artist of the Week"
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.35,0:14:18.31,Base01,,0,0,0,,Just kidding! Tee-hee!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.15,0:14:24.57,Base01,,0,0,0,,Sorry I'm late!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.65,0:14:28.07,Base01,,0,0,0,,Where are they?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.07,0:14:31.74,Base01,,0,0,0,,Well, it sure is precious to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.74,0:14:36.45,Base01,,0,0,120,,What are they talking about?\NSomething previous to him?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.46,0:14:39.83,Base01,,0,0,120,,What's that saying,\Nabout always being together?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.83,0:14:41.88,Base01,,0,0,0,,I know! "Joined at the n*p"!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.88,0:14:44.80,Base01,,0,0,0,,Tom, you mean "joined at the hip."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.80,0:14:47.38,Base01,,0,0,120,,--Right-- it's like that.\N--Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.38,0:14:53.10,Base01,,0,0,120,,--Kanade?\N--But I wasn't far off with "joined at the n*p"!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.55,0:14:53.10,Base01,,0,0,120,,--What if this precious treasure\Nsuddenly went away tomorrow?\N--But I wasn't far off with "joined at the n*p"!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.10,0:14:58.77,Base01,,0,0,170,,--Ever think about that?\N --Stop it! l don't wanna\N think about anything that scary!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.14,0:14:58.77,Base01,,0,0,170,,--Yeah, Gin, quit with the scary talk!\N--Stop it! l don't wanna\Nthink about anything that scary!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.77,0:15:02.77,Base01,,0,0,120,,Ah. You love it so much, it could\Npoke you in the butt and it wouldn't hurt.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.77,0:15:07.07,Base01,,0,0,0,,Poke you in the eye, you mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.07,0:15:10.70,Base01,,0,0,0,,What?! That would definitely hurt!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.70,0:15:12.91,Base01,,0,0,0,,Right? Not in my eye!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.91,0:15:16.95,Base01,,0,0,120,,Um... you seem to be having\Na very serious discussion.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.95,0:15:18.54,Base01,,0,0,0,,What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.54,0:15:21.25,Base01,,0,0,0,,Our most precious partners!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.25,0:15:22.38,Base01,,0,0,0,,Partners?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.38,0:15:25.38,Base01,,0,0,120,,Never mind--we shouldn't\Ntalk about this in front of Kaho.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.38,0:15:27.84,Base01,,0,0,0,,C mon, let's be done with this.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.84,0:15:32.51,Base01,,0,0,120,,Oh...? So he's hiding\Nsomething he can't tell me...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.51,0:15:36.06,Base01,,0,0,120,,I'm really sorry.\NWe don't want to be mean to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.85,0:15:40.60,Base01,,0,0,0,,I mean, you're the only one here without one.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.60,0:15:42.19,Base01,,0,0,0,,A w**ner, I mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.19,0:15:47.82,Base01,,0,0,120,,C'mon! N-No more,of\Nthis--not with a lady present!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.82,0:15:50.61,Base01,,0,0,0,,Huh? No more of what?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.61,0:15:51.78,Base01,,0,0,0,,No more *beep* talk!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.78,0:15:53.45,Base01,,0,0,0,,Hmm? Can't hear you.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.45,0:15:55.49,Base01,,0,0,0,,*Beep* talk, I said!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.49,0:16:01.00,Base01,,0,0,120,,What's this *beep* stuff?\NJust say "w**ner" like the rest of us!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.00,0:16:02.83,Base01,,0,0,0,,I will not!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.83,0:16:08.34,Base01,,0,0,120,,I'd give you one if I'could...\Nwell, I only have the one. Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.34,0:16:11.17,Base01,,0,0,0,,I'm sure you'd like one, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.18,0:16:14.30,Base01,,0,0,0,,No, I don't want one! Not in the slightest!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.31,0:16:18.10,Base01,,0,0,0,,Are you serious?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.10,0:16:22.31,Base01,,0,0,0,,But our precious w**ners mean the world to us!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.31,0:16:26.61,Base01,,0,0,120,,I was sure you of all people\Nwould accept this treasure
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.61,0:16:28.65,Base01,,0,0,0,,that we hold so dear!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.65,0:16:33.15,Base01,,0,0,120,,To think you'd be so quick\Nto say you don't want a w**ner at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.16,0:16:37.37,Base01,,0,0,0,,Now what? Kanade's getting all depressed!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.37,0:16:39.12,Base01,,0,0,0,,Um...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.12,0:16:43.71,Base01,,0,0,0,,I do want a w**ner, Kanade!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.71,0:16:46.33,Base01,,0,0,0,,Of course you do!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.34,0:16:51.51,Base01,,0,0,170,,--That's a given! Ha ha! Right? Phew!\N Did I just blurt out\Nwhat I think I blurted out?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.51,0:16:52.76,Base01,,0,0,0,,I knew you'd understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.76,0:16:57.47,Base01,,0,0,170,,--At least they're all\Nsmiling again, though... right?\N--I mean, who doesn't\Nwant a treasure, am I right?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.35,0:17:01.18,Base01,,0,0,120,,{\an8}"Kasumi House"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.06,0:17:06.98,Base01,,0,0,120,,I never did get to,see you\Njump criss-cross, Kanade.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.98,0:17:10.57,Base01,,0,0,120,,I'm done with lunch,\Nso we can hit the park again later.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.57,0:17:12.57,Base01,,0,0,0,,Criss-cross! Criss-cross!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.57,0:17:14.20,Base01,,0,0,0,,Sounds like fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.20,0:17:15.28,Base01,,0,0,0,,Taga!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.28,0:17:20.87,Base01,,0,0,120,,Nice timing, Kanade. I just saw this\Nginormous ladybug outside my window.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.87,0:17:21.87,Base01,,0,0,0,,For real?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.87,0:17:24.41,Base01,,0,0,0,,Yep. With ten spots, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.41,0:17:27.04,Base01,,0,0,0,,A ten spot ladybug? Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.04,0:17:29.50,Base01,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna catch it for sure!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.88,0:17:33.76,Base01,,0,0,0,,Ten-spot! Ten-spot! Ten-spot!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.76,0:17:35.34,Base01,,0,0,0,,He's a kid, all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.34,0:17:38.43,Base01,,0,0,0,,H-He sure is.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.43,0:17:42.72,Base01,,0,0,120,,The way his eyes twinkled\Nover a single ladybug...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.72,0:17:44.10,Base01,,0,0,0,,So cute!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.94,0:17:52.98,Base01,,0,0,0,,Shall we?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.99,0:17:54.90,Base01,,0,0,0,,Um, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.95,0:18:06.33,Base01,,0,0,0,,No one's here yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.42,0:18:12.04,Base01,,0,0,0,,Er...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.05,0:18:15.67,Base01,,0,0,0,,Oh! How much are we chipping in for the party?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.67,0:18:20.55,Base01,,0,0,120,,I, um, left my wallet in my room,\Nso I'll just head back for a sec.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.10,0:18:24.43,Base01,,0,0,0,,Taga?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.43,0:18:26.31,Base01,,0,0,0,,Are you stupid or what?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.31,0:18:27.44,Base01,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.44,0:18:31.31,Base01,,0,0,120,,Waltzing right into the room\Nof some man you hardly know...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.31,0:18:33.07,Base01,,0,0,0,,B-But the welcome party...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.57,0:18:37.99,Base01,,0,0,0,,There is no welcome party. Nada.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.99,0:18:43.45,Base01,,0,0,120,,You're a sheltered princess who's\Nnever known hardship. You make me sick.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.45,0:18:46.33,Base01,,0,0,120,,Falling for Kanade shows\Njust how stupid you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.33,0:18:50.33,Base01,,0,0,120,,It's a huge giveaway when\Nyou get all nervous and flushed,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.33,0:18:54.42,Base01,,0,0,170,,--yet you're strangely assertive--and boy,\N that grinds my gears. \N--Sorry-it fell through.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.42,0:18:57.59,Base01,,0,0,0,,Mom says I can't come to your birthday party,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.59,0:19:00.84,Base01,,0,0,0,,so forget about that promise I made.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.84,0:19:03.43,Base01,,0,0,120,,She said our families belong\Nto different social classes,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.43,0:19:05.77,Base01,,0,0,0,,so I shouldn't play with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.64,0:19:10.69,Base01,,0,0,0,,Who'd welcome you?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.16,0:19:30.12,Base01,,0,0,0,,Kanade?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.12,0:19:33.29,Base01,,0,0,0,,That ladybug wasn't so big after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.29,0:19:36.38,Base01,,0,0,0,,And it only has seven spots, not ten!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.38,0:19:39.55,Base01,,0,0,0,,Ah. My bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.76,0:19:47.26,Base01,,0,0,0,,And with this forehead-flick, you are forgiven.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.27,0:19:49.43,Base01,,0,0,0,,Then why'd you hit me?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.43,0:19:50.48,Base01,,0,0,0,,You made her cry.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.81,0:19:56.40,Base01,,0,0,0,,She's my girlfriend, and you made her cry.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.40,0:20:00.03,Base01,,0,0,120,,You shouldn't make your girlfriend cry.\NYou have to protect her.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.32,0:20:07.45,Base01,,0,0,0,,Kanade, did your mom tell you that, too?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.71,0:20:13.67,Base01,,0,0,0,,Uh-huh!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.67,0:20:15.96,Base01,,0,0,0,,What do I do how?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.96,0:20:20.01,Base01,,0,0,0,,Looks like my monster really is way too cool...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.35,0:21:54.06,Base01,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"On Duty: Kota Shinohara"
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.35,0:21:54.06,Base01,,0,0,0,,Um...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.06,0:22:06.69,Base01,,0,0,0,,{\an8} "Afterclass Homeroom"
Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.06,0:21:58.48,Base01,,0,0,0,,I-I'm on duty today--Kota Shinohara-so, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.48,0:22:00.44,Base01,,0,0,0,,Ooh, ooh! Question!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.44,0:22:02.69,Base01,,0,0,0,,Y-Yes, Kanade?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.69,0:22:04.15,Base01,,0,0,0,,What's a virgin?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.15,0:22:07.57,Base01,,0,0,120,,--Huh?!\N--You're a virgin, right? What's that mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.57,0:22:09.45,Base01,,0,0,0,,We wanna know, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.45,0:22:11.45,Base01,,0,0,0,,What's a virgin?!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.45,0:22:15.91,Base01,,0,0,120,,Wh-What's with the\Npublic execution all of a sudden?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.91,0:22:17.25,Base01,,0,0,0,,I'll tell you.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.63,0:22:21.71,Base01,,0,0,0,,This virginity Kota has is something fantastic.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.71,0:22:23.21,Base01,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.21,0:22:26.26,Base01,,0,0,0,,If he keeps it safe, he could become a mage.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.26,0:22:27.76,Base01,,0,0,0,,A mage?!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:27.76,0:22:30.68,Base01,,0,0,120,,Yes, and having had\Nno attempts on his virginity thus far,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:30.68,0:22:33.76,Base01,,0,0,120,,Kota here is a pure virgin--\Nthe king of virgins, if you will.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:33.77,0:22:36.27,Base01,,0,0,0,,--Wow! Awesome!\N--Not really!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:36.27,0:22:39.31,Base01,,0,0,120,,It's not awesome at all!\NI'd throw it away if I could!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:39.31,0:22:40.69,Base01,,0,0,0,,Throw it away?!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:40.69,0:22:42.65,Base01,,0,0,120,,If you're just going to\Nthrow it away, give it to me!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.65,0:22:45.19,Base01,,0,0,0,,I'm not doing that!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.19,0:22:47.57,Base01,,0,0,0,,No fair! Kota's virginity is mine!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:47.57,0:22:49.95,Base01,,0,0,0,,It's not yours, either, Kanade!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:49.95,0:22:51.66,Base01,,0,0,0,,Then it's mine?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:51.66,0:22:53.58,Base01,,0,0,0,,No Tom!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:53.58,0:22:55.41,Base01,,0,0,0,,Wait--what is all this, anyway?!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:55.41,0:23:00.00,Base01,,0,0,120,,I'm unclear: is virginity\Nworth getting so worked^up over?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.00,0:23:04.00,Base01,,0,0,0,,Oh! Do you want to be a virgin, too, Kaz?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:04.00,0:23:06.30,Base01,,0,0,0,,Okay, we can all become virgins together!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:06.30,0:23:08.38,Base01,,0,0,0,,Virgins!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:08.38,0:23:10.34,Base01,,0,0,0,,Don't worry.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:10.34,0:23:11.89,Base01,,0,0,0,,You are all virgins.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:11.89,0:23:17.35,Base01,,0,0,0,,Oho! Really? Yesss!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:17.35,0:23:21.94,Base01,,0,0,120,,And in fact, if I could use\Nthis moment to come out myself...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:21.94,0:23:23.98,Base01,,0,0,0,,I'm a virgin, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:23.98,0:23:26.73,Base01,,0,0,0,,What?! But you have a girlfriend!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.74,0:23:32.70,Base01,,0,0,120,,Chiaki's the one I love,\Nbut I only desire girl-boys!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.70,0:23:34.41,Base01,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Girls-Boys"
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.70,0:23:34.41,Base01,,0,0,0,,Awesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.41,0:23:38.00,Base01,,0,0,0,,Renren here!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:38.00,0:23:39.91,Base01,,0,0,0,,Coming up on FIRST LOVE MONSTER...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:40.08,0:23:42.58,Base01,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Kaho's at the mercy of Kanade,\Ncool beyond his primary-school years,\Nand the other residents of Kasumi House.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:42.63,0:23:45.09,Base01,,0,0,0,,{\an8}But when Kanade asks her to do\Nwhat a couple does, her emotional\Ntension is cranked up to 11!!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:43.92,0:23:46.00,Base01,,0,0,0,,All on the next FIRST LOVE MONSTER:
Dialogue: 0,0:23:46.05,0:23:47.63,Base01,,0,0,0,,"It's My First"!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:47.67,0:23:50.97,Base01,,0,0,0,,And now for a match! Renren, chon!