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Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.98,0:00:24.81,Base02,,0,0,0,,Um...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.81,0:00:27.48,Base02,,0,0,0,,Would you please tell me your name?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.94,0:00:31.32,Base02,,0,0,0,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.32,0:00:33.28,Base02,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.28,0:00:37.11,Base02,,0,0,0,,I'm not supposed to give my name to strangers.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.12,0:00:38.49,Base02,,0,0,0,,And you're a little creepy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.75,0:00:47.96,Base02,,0,0,0,,Thus my first love ended.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.96,0:00:52.63,Base02,,0,0,0,,Let me go back to when\Nit started, three hours ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.63,0:00:55.80,Base02,,0,0,0,,My name is Kaho Nikaido.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.80,0:00:59.85,Base02,,0,0,0,,My family, well, they own a lot of land.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.85,0:01:02.43,Base02,,0,0,0,,In other words, they're rich.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.43,0:01:06.60,Base02,,0,0,0,,My parents treated me like\Na princess, spoiling me rotten,\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.60,0:01:10.19,Base02,,0,0,0,,probably because they\Nhad me when they were older.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.19,0:01:13.94,Base02,,0,0,0,,Locals and teachers were\Nhyper-aware of my family's influence
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.94,0:01:16.78,Base02,,0,0,0,,and never got angry with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.78,0:01:21.83,Base02,,0,0,0,,My friends were all schoolmates\Nmy folks had asked to hang out with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.83,0:01:23.41,Base02,,0,0,0,,As a result,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.41,0:01:26.83,Base02,,0,0,0,,I've never had anyone mad at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.83,0:01:29.42,Base02,,0,0,0,,What do you make of a person like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.42,0:01:32.25,Base02,,0,0,0,,A real mess, right? Hopeless.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.34,0:01:35.05,Base02,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry for being alive.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.92,0:01:39.26,Base02,,0,0,0,,So this spring, I left my hometown
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.26,0:01:41.93,Base02,,0,0,0,,to turn over a new leaf in the city.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.48,0:01:48.48,Base02,,0,0,0,,This is Kasumi House?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.19,0:01:51.77,Base02,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Ahhh..."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.19,0:01:51.77,Base02,,0,0,0,,Ahhh...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.77,0:01:52.98,Base02,,0,0,0,,Yikes!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.98,0:01:57.36,Base02,,0,0,0,,--I-I'm so sorry! Sorry! I'm sorry!\NUm, are you Miss Nikaido?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.74,0:02:01.70,Base02,,0,0,0,,M-Might you be the landlord?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.70,0:02:07.08,Base02,,0,0,0,,--So young! Are all Tokyo landlords this young?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.70,0:02:07.08,Base02,,0,0,0,,--Er, uh, I'm, well...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.08,0:02:09.87,Base02,,0,0,0,,To be making a fortune\Nat such a tender age... I bet it's IT!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.87,0:02:11.71,Base02,,0,0,0,,He's managing apartments\Nwith the money he made in IT!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.71,0:02:14.79,Base02,,0,0,0,,Uh, no, I'm just a high-school student!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.80,0:02:18.42,Base02,,0,0,0,,The landlord had some business\Ntoday, so he asked me to help out.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.59,0:02:22.01,Base02,,0,0,0,,What a pointless delusion that was.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.01,0:02:25.56,Base02,,0,0,0,,Um, thank you very much. Nice meeting you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.56,0:02:27.47,Base02,,0,0,0,,Yeah, same h--
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.48,0:02:29.60,Base02,,0,0,0,,Can we bring in your things?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.60,0:02:32.06,Base02,,0,0,0,,Second floor, please!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.06,0:02:34.23,Base02,,0,0,0,,Oh, I'll help, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.23,0:02:39.36,Base02,,0,0,0,,Oof! Wow, heavier than I thought...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.99,0:02:47.79,Base02,,0,0,0,,Are you all right?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.25,0:02:52.33,Base02,,0,0,0,,Just have a seat! This is our job!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.51,0:03:00.97,Base02,,0,0,0,,Feels like I'm getting in the way again.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.97,0:03:03.01,Base02,,0,0,0,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.43,0:03:07.18,Base02,,0,0,0,,The kokeshi my brother gave me!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.18,0:03:11.81,Base02,,0,0,0,,Wait! That's my brother's kokeshi!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.51,0:03:40.96,Base02,,0,0,0,,Do you want to die or what?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.26,0:03:47.93,Base02,,0,0,0,,Didn't anyone tied you\Nnot to jump out at corners?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.93,0:03:54.10,Base02,,0,0,0,,If a car hit a little kid like you,\Nyou'd be squashed dead like an ant!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.10,0:03:57.06,Base02,,0,0,0,,Are you even listening?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.06,0:03:59.23,Base02,,0,0,0,,What are you after?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.23,0:04:06.36,Base02,,0,0,0,,--I-Is it money? A favor from my parents?\N --I'm not interested in your money or your folks.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.37,0:04:07.66,Base02,,0,0,0,,Liar.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.66,0:04:12.87,Base02,,0,0,0,,You wouldn't save the likes of me\Nif you weren't after something.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.87,0:04:16.21,Base02,,0,0,0,,Don't you usually save\Npeople who are about to die?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.21,0:04:20.67,Base02,,0,0,0,,And I heard saying "the likes of me"\Nwill mess you up for real.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.30,0:04:27.30,Base02,,0,0,0,,You're pretty cute, you know? Tiny.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.30,0:04:29.55,Base02,,0,0,0,,"The likes of me," my foot.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.56,0:04:32.14,Base02,,0,0,0,,Cute...?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.23,0:04:35.14,Base02,,0,0,0,,See you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.14,0:04:38.06,Base02,,0,0,0,,W-Wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.06,0:04:41.36,Base02,,0,0,0,,Um... Would you please tell me your name?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.36,0:04:44.40,Base02,,0,0,0,,Huh? No.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.40,0:04:47.95,Base02,,0,0,0,,I'm not supposed to give my name to strangers.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.95,0:04:49.57,Base02,,0,0,0,,And you're a little creepy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.16,0:04:56.00,Base02,,0,0,0,,And that brings us to where we started.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.84,0:06:33.14,Base02,,0,0,0,,Um, are you okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.14,0:06:36.93,Base02,,0,0,0,,Uh, er, thank goodness you weren't hurt.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.02,0:06:38.64,Base02,,0,0,0,,He saw me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.64,0:06:41.31,Base02,,0,0,0,,A boy I only just met saw\Nme fall in love at first sight,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.31,0:06:43.73,Base02,,0,0,0,,get called "creepy," and be rejected?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.90,0:06:50.65,Base02,,0,0,0,,About that boy...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.66,0:06:53.20,Base02,,0,0,0,,Just a second, Shinohara!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.20,0:06:55.24,Base02,,0,0,0,,Ch-Chiaki!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.08,0:07:00.79,Base02,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Chiaki Yokouchi- High School Sophomore"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.08,0:07:00.79,Base02,,0,0,0,,I'm just going to cut to the chase:
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.79,0:07:03.08,Base02,,0,0,0,,You fell in love, didn't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.76,0:07:11.22,Base02,,0,0,0,,H-How did you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.22,0:07:13.76,Base02,,0,0,0,,Get to be like me and you can just tell.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.76,0:07:16.26,Base02,,0,0,0,,That's a city high-school girl for you!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.26,0:07:19.98,Base02,,0,0,0,,But forget it. I don't even know his name,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.98,0:07:22.02,Base02,,0,0,0,,and it's not like I'll ever see him again.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.23,0:07:24.65,Base02,,0,0,0,,What if you did?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.77,0:07:28.11,Base02,,0,0,0,,Huh? If I saw him?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.11,0:07:29.53,Base02,,0,0,0,,Um, the thing is, he--
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.53,0:07:30.99,Base02,,0,0,0,,Shut it, Shinohara!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.99,0:07:34.53,Base02,,0,0,0,,Those who'd thwart a young girl's\Nlove ought to go trip over a kokeshi!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.53,0:07:36.83,Base02,,0,0,0,,No wonder you're a virgin!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.83,0:07:39.33,Base02,,0,0,0,,That has nothing to do with it!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.33,0:07:42.79,Base02,,0,0,0,,All this noise outside our front door\Nis disturbing the neighbors.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.83,0:07:45.79,Base02,,0,0,0,,Well, Taga, aren't you cocky.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.88,0:07:51.42,Base02,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Atsushi Taga- College Freshman"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.88,0:07:51.42,Base02,,0,0,0,,Geez. Act your age.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.42,0:07:53.43,Base02,,0,0,0,,I'll show you, Taga...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.43,0:07:56.76,Base02,,0,0,0,,Oh, please don't fight!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.76,0:07:58.72,Base02,,0,0,0,,Cram it, virgin.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.72,0:08:01.93,Base02,,0,0,0,,It's the super-sadist versus the brute!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.93,0:08:03.85,Base02,,0,0,0,,Wait--how did you...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.85,0:08:05.31,Base02,,0,0,0,,Am I wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.31,0:08:07.77,Base02,,0,0,0,,Busted, virgin!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.77,0:08:11.28,Base02,,0,0,0,,Um, I'll just be on my way.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.28,0:08:12.36,Base02,,0,0,0,,Oh...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.58,0:08:25.75,Base02,,0,0,0,,Am I going to be okay?\NWill I get used to all this?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.67,0:08:36.55,Base02,,0,0,0,,So much happened today.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.30,0:08:40.93,Base02,,0,0,0,,Now that I've been dumped,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.93,0:08:45.56,Base02,,0,0,0,,clearly no one will want\Nthe likes of me as long as I live.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.02,0:08:51.36,Base02,,0,0,0,,I heard saying "the likes of me"\Nwill mess you up for real.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.36,0:08:55.36,Base02,,0,0,0,,You're pretty cute, you know? Tiny.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.36,0:08:57.24,Base02,,0,0,0,,"The likes of me," my foot.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.57,0:09:04.08,Base02,,0,0,0,,No way will I see him again.\NIt'll be fate if I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.08,0:09:07.37,Base02,,0,0,0,,Huh? You live here?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.37,0:09:10.38,Base02,,0,0,0,,Huh?! Uh, yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.38,0:09:14.17,Base02,,0,0,0,,Huh. Well, goodito'see you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.26,0:09:15.26,Base02,,0,0,0,,It's fate!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.26,0:09:16.59,Base02,,0,0,0,,Wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.59,0:09:21.35,Base02,,0,0,0,,Today you saved me,\Nand I got yelled at for the first time ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.35,0:09:25.02,Base02,,0,0,0,,Wow. My whole life is being yelled at.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.02,0:09:29.60,Base02,,0,0,0,,A-And I didn't think we'd meet again...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.61,0:09:33.65,Base02,,0,0,0,,Well, if we're living in\N the same place, we're bound to.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.65,0:09:34.94,Base02,,0,0,0,,And...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.94,0:09:38.03,Base02,,0,0,0,,Oh, my name. Kanade Takahashi.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.03,0:09:40.03,Base02,,0,0,0,,You're giving me your name?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.03,0:09:42.83,Base02,,0,0,0,,You're not creepy if you live here.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.83,0:09:44.20,Base02,,0,0,0,,What about you?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.20,0:09:47.58,Base02,,0,0,0,,It's polite to give your own name\Nwhen someone gives you theirs.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.58,0:09:50.13,Base02,,0,0,0,,Sorry. I'm Kaho Nikaido.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.13,0:09:51.63,Base02,,0,0,0,,'Kay. Later.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.63,0:09:53.09,Base02,,0,0,0,,Please, wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.09,0:09:55.09,Base02,,0,0,0,,There's more?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.09,0:09:59.97,Base02,,0,0,0,,I... um, it looks like...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.97,0:10:03.14,Base02,,0,0,0,,It looks like I love you!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.31,0:10:13.52,Base02,,0,0,0,,We can date if you like.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.52,0:10:16.99,Base02,,0,0,0,,If you can still say you love me\Nonce you know the real me,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.99,0:10:19.86,Base02,,0,0,0,,then yeah, we can date.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.86,0:10:22.57,Base02,,0,0,0,,Think it over till tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.58,0:10:23.83,Base02,,0,0,0,,No way!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.62,0:10:33.42,Base02,,0,0,0,,What's his "real me," anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.42,0:10:38.05,Base02,,0,0,0,,Is he married? Does he have kids?\N Is he into u s too?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.05,0:10:39.76,Base02,,0,0,0,,Does he have tons of debt?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.76,0:10:42.05,Base02,,0,0,0,,Is he an alien? Or from the future?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.05,0:10:45.35,Base02,,0,0,0,,Does he have ESP? Is he really a girl?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.44,0:10:52.31,Base02,,0,0,0,,I couldn't sleep a wink...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.31,0:10:58.11,Base02,,0,0,0,,But no matter what\Nhis secret is, I'll deal with it...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.49,0:11:01.90,Base02,,0,0,0,,...and I'll go out with him!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.49,0:11:08.91,Base02,,0,0,0,,You really came!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.59,0:11:15.75,Base02,,0,0,0,,Uh-huh!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.42,0:11:25.72,Base02,,0,0,0,,Sort,Urn in primary school. What now?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.07,0:11:44.11,Base02,,0,0,0,,And that's how the monster\Ncalled "first love" began its assault.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.58,0:11:52.16,Base02,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Takahashi"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.58,0:11:52.16,Base02,,0,0,0,,So are we going to go out?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.16,0:11:55.63,Base02,,0,0,0,,Huh? Um, I, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.63,0:11:56.75,Base02,,0,0,0,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.63,0:12:03.42,Base02,,0,0,0,,Then as of today, you're my girlfriends.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.42,0:12:08.81,Base02,,0,0,0,,Now I, too, finally had the\Ncool boyfriend I'd always wanted.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.44,0:12:17.02,Base02,,0,0,0,,As if!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.02,0:12:19.94,Base02,,0,0,0,,No way--not a primary-school kid!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.94,0:12:22.36,Base02,,0,0,0,,Yodel-ay-hoo-hee, Kanade!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.36,0:12:24.70,Base02,,0,0,0,,Huh? Are these your friends?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.70,0:12:26.74,Base02,,0,0,0,,Yep. We're in the same class.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.74,0:12:28.32,Base02,,0,0,0,,This kid with the glasses is Gin...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.74,0:12:33.58,Base02,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Ginjiro Sannomiya - 5th-Grader"
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.74,0:12:33.58,Base02,,0,0,0,,...and this one with the hair is Tom.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.96,0:12:39.04,Base02,,0,0,0,,Is this what all primary-school\N kids are like these days?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.04,0:12:41.42,Base02,,0,0,0,,This here is my girlfriend.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.42,0:12:43.72,Base02,,0,0,0,,H-Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.72,0:12:48.68,Base02,,0,0,0,,Aw, man-- I wanted a girlfriend!\NAnd she's older, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.68,0:12:52.60,Base02,,0,0,0,,I see... You've climbed\Nthe stairs to adulthood, Kanade.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.60,0:12:55.52,Base02,,0,0,0,,Stairs to adulthood...?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.52,0:12:57.52,Base02,,0,0,0,,Okay, Kaho, see you later.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.52,0:12:59.77,Base02,,0,0,0,,Oh, have a good day.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.77,0:13:00.90,Base02,,0,0,0,,We're off!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.90,0:13:02.15,Base02,,0,0,0,,We're awful!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.15,0:13:03.48,Base02,,0,0,0,,We're awfully awesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.11,0:13:09.82,Base02,,0,0,0,,Congrats to the new couple!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.83,0:13:13.24,Base02,,0,0,0,,Y-You've got it all wrong! It'll never work!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.25,0:13:16.54,Base02,,0,0,0,,True. After all, he is in primary school.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.54,0:13:18.04,Base02,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Indecent"
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.54,0:13:18.04,Base02,,0,0,0,,Indecent?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.04,0:13:21.25,Base02,,0,0,0,,Criminal? Perverted?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.25,0:13:25.34,Base02,,0,0,0,,But I wonder. You did say you'd go out with him.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.34,0:13:28.43,Base02,,0,0,0,,How would he feel if you\Ntold him "Yeah, never mind" now?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.43,0:13:29.09,Base02,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.09,0:13:34.06,Base02,,0,0,0,,Kanade's a lonely young man\Nwho lost his mother in third grade...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.44,0:13:47.78,Base02,,0,0,0,,Now, what I'd like the students\Nof Bamboo Primary to remember today
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.78,0:13:51.07,Base02,,0,0,0,,is "SUSHI." Now, I don't mean the food.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.08,0:13:55.04,Base02,,0,0,0,,--The "S" stands for "Stranger danger."\N --Ow! I sprained my fingers!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.91,0:13:55.04,Base02,,0,0,0,,--U" is for "Unknown\Nvehicles are not for riding."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.04,0:13:57.87,Base02,,0,0,0,,Mr. Principal, the boys are acting up!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.87,0:13:59.37,Base02,,0,0,0,,Er...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.17,0:14:10.22,Base02,,0,0,0,,Even at a new school,\Nmy gead's full of thoughts of Kanade...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.22,0:14:12.26,Base02,,0,0,0,,Do you want to die or what?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.26,0:14:14.31,Base02,,0,0,0,,What should I do?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.52,0:14:22.11,Base02,,0,0,0,,Kanade? Kanade, what are you doing?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.94,0:14:26.57,Base02,,0,0,0,,Kaho? His wiener is in a bad place!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.57,0:14:28.11,Base02,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.28,0:14:33.91,Base02,,0,0,0,,Hey! Is your wiener okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.91,0:14:38.50,Base02,,0,0,0,,Wiener pain, go away! Wiener pain, go away!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.50,0:14:40.92,Base02,,0,0,0,,Wiener, go away!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.96,0:14:50.38,Base02,,0,0,0,,Wait! Don't wish his wiener away!\NWhere's it gonna?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.68,0:14:54.22,Base02,,0,0,0,,\NUm... into the sky or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.22,0:14:58.18,Base02,,0,0,0,,Hey, Kaho--where's his wiener gonna go?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.18,0:15:02.35,Base02,,0,0,0,,Um, uh... where indeed?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.35,0:15:04.31,Base02,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"No Opinions Needed"
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.35,0:15:04.31,Base02,,0,0,0,,It couldn't be buried somewhere, could it?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.61,0:15:06.98,Base02,,0,0,0,,Could it?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.99,0:15:12.66,Base02,,0,0,0,,We found Gin's wiener!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.66,0:15:14.66,Base02,,0,0,0,,Gin's wiener! Golden poop!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.66,0:15:17.79,Base02,,0,0,0,,That is not my wiener!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.79,0:15:21.66,Base02,,0,0,0,,I'm glad everything's\Nall right. I-I'll just be--
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.67,0:15:24.71,Base02,,0,0,0,,Wait, Kaho!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.71,0:15:27.50,Base02,,0,0,0,,Play tip-top tag with us!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.50,0:15:29.01,Base02,,0,0,0,,Tip-top tag?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.55,0:15:34.84,Base02,,0,0,0,,"Tip-top tag" is a popular game\Nat Japan's primary schools
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.85,0:15:37.60,Base02,,0,0,0,,that can be played\Nwherever there's higher ground.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.60,0:15:39.81,Base02,,0,0,0,,More commonly known as "high tag,"
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.81,0:15:44.69,Base02,,0,0,0,,it's also called "climb tag,"\N"air tag," and "up-and-up"
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.69,0:15:47.11,Base02,,0,0,0,,depending on the region.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.11,0:15:51.49,Base02,,0,0,0,,Viewers at home, what do you call it?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.57,0:15:58.74,Base02,,0,0,0,,1. 2, 3, 4, 5!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.25,0:16:02.71,Base02,,0,0,0,,Wait up!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.00,0:16:07.67,Base02,,0,0,0,,Kaho! He's gonna tag you! Run away!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.67,0:16:09.80,Base02,,0,0,0,,Oh, uh, okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.30,0:16:12.55,Base02,,0,0,0,,Oof!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.59,0:16:17.18,Base02,,0,0,0,,Are you all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.18,0:16:20.14,Base02,,0,0,0,,Oh, Taga! I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.14,0:16:22.85,Base02,,0,0,0,,That Kanade's a rambunctious one. Be careful.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.85,0:16:24.60,Base02,,0,0,0,,I-I will.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.60,0:16:26.73,Base02,,0,0,0,,Oh, Taga!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.73,0:16:29.69,Base02,,0,0,0,,Okay, take care!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.69,0:16:33.57,Base02,,0,0,0,,Kaho, Tom is "it" now, so hurry to high ground!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.57,0:16:36.07,Base02,,0,0,0,,Oh, um, right!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.07,0:16:37.41,Base02,,0,0,0,,Hup!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.62,0:16:41.08,Base02,,0,0,0,,Tch!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.62,0:16:46.04,Base02,,0,0,0,,Not the climbing poles again, Gin!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.04,0:16:49.63,Base02,,0,0,0,,Gin reallyVIikes those things!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.63,0:16:53.42,Base02,,0,0,0,,Haven't you figured out\N what's so great about them?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.42,0:16:55.72,Base02,,0,0,0,,What is so great about them, anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.64,0:17:03.47,Base02,,0,0,0,,I think I get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.48,0:17:05.39,Base02,,0,0,0,,You're welcome.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.39,0:17:07.98,Base02,,0,0,0,,Hey, what's keeping Kaz?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.98,0:17:08.98,Base02,,0,0,0,,Kaz?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.98,0:17:12.15,Base02,,0,0,0,,Kaz'll be here soon. He's crazy cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.15,0:17:14.94,Base02,,0,0,0,,The coolest of us all.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.95,0:17:18.57,Base02,,0,0,0,,So there's another guy who's\Ndecidedly un-primary-kid-like?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.03,0:17:24.95,Base02,,0,0,0,,So: I'm in primary school, too. What now?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.96,0:17:27.58,Base02,,0,0,0,,Don't cheat on me, now, Kaho.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.58,0:17:29.29,Base02,,0,0,0,,Ch-Cheat on you?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.29,0:17:31.08,Base02,,0,0,0,,Kaz is an amazing guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.09,0:17:34.17,Base02,,0,0,0,,He might just steal\Nyour girlfriend away, Kanade.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.17,0:17:36.55,Base02,,0,0,0,,He's our class rep, too. A real big shot!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.55,0:17:38.22,Base02,,0,0,0,,Don't make me mad, you guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.22,0:17:39.80,Base02,,0,0,0,,I apologize for being late.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.80,0:17:41.39,Base02,,0,0,0,,You finally made it!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.39,0:17:43.97,Base02,,0,0,0,,What could he be like?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.97,0:17:47.06,Base02,,0,0,0,,Let me introduce you. This is Kaz.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.06,0:17:49.85,Base02,,0,0,0,,Nice to meet you. I'm Kazuo Noguchi.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.69,0:17:55.78,Base02,,0,0,0,,Finally, a normal primary-school kid!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.78,0:17:57.95,Base02,,0,0,0,,She's been done in by Kaz's coolness.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.95,0:17:59.20,Base02,,0,0,0,,Hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.45,0:18:04.20,Base02,,0,0,0,,Sorry to disappoint you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.20,0:18:07.46,Base02,,0,0,0,,Oh no--I'm actually kind of relieved.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.17,0:18:12.38,Base02,,0,0,0,,Hey, this is feeling like\Nsome kind of cuckolding setup.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.38,0:18:14.96,Base02,,0,0,0,,Eeeyikes! What are you gonna do, Kanade?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.96,0:18:18.42,Base02,,0,0,0,,Shaddap! Kaho's my girlfriend.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.43,0:18:22.09,Base02,,0,0,0,,Kanade, it's kind of embarrassing,\Nso maybe don't spell it,out like that...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.68,0:18:29.81,Base02,,0,0,0,,Okay, back to it!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.81,0:18:31.81,Base02,,0,0,0,,Yeah! I'm "it"!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.81,0:18:33.02,Base02,,0,0,0,,Hey, wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.02,0:18:34.57,Base02,,0,0,0,,No time-outs!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.57,0:18:38.11,Base02,,0,0,0,,It's an emergency!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.11,0:18:40.82,Base02,,0,0,0,,Geez, you're adjusting your junk?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.82,0:18:42.95,Base02,,0,0,0,,Don't want a wiener-leaner.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.95,0:18:44.70,Base02,,0,0,0,,W**ner-leaner?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.54,0:18:52.88,Base02,,0,0,0,,It's about finding the most\N comfortable spot for your wi'ener.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.88,0:18:54.63,Base02,,0,0,0,,For your...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.26,0:19:01.76,Base02,,0,0,0,,--Gin just shoves his hands right in there.\N --l-I've just connected some\Nextremely embarrassing dots!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.55,0:19:01.76,Base02,,0,0,0,,--Gotta treasure your treasure!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.76,0:19:05.01,Base02,,0,0,0,,But normally you go\Nfrom your pockets, like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.01,0:19:06.97,Base02,,0,0,0,,The direct approach is more reliable!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.97,0:19:09.27,Base02,,0,0,0,,Do not touch me with those hands!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.27,0:19:12.73,Base02,,0,0,0,,Now, that just makes\Nme want to touch you more.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.73,0:19:15.02,Base02,,0,0,0,,W-Wiener hands!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.11,0:19:16.94,Base02,,0,0,0,,Whoa! He\s got the wiener touch!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.94,0:19:18.07,Base02,,0,0,0,,Run away!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.74,0:19:23.91,Base02,,0,0,0,,St-Stop that! Hands off! Don't touch me!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.91,0:19:26.16,Base02,,0,0,0,,So you're saying I should touch you?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.37,0:19:33.50,Base02,,0,0,0,,--Wien... er! Wien... er\N--Olé!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.50,0:19:35.17,Base02,,0,0,0,,Wien--?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.17,0:19:37.29,Base02,,0,0,0,,Wien... er...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.76,0:19:43.13,Base02,,0,0,0,,Wien... er...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.35,0:19:48.14,Base02,,0,0,0,,Say your prayers!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.14,0:19:49.39,Base02,,0,0,0,,Kaho!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.15,0:19:54.69,Base02,,0,0,0,,Kanade...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.40,0:20:06.70,Base02,,0,0,0,,When a girl is in trouble, reach out to help.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.70,0:20:09.95,Base02,,0,0,0,,That's what my mom taught me.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.95,0:20:12.00,Base02,,0,0,0,,Your mom?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.00,0:20:17.96,Base02,,0,0,0,,So don't worry.\NI'll protect you, no matter what.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.96,0:20:19.42,Base02,,0,0,0,,Kanade...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.88,0:20:25.13,Base02,,0,0,0,,Attention, boys and girls!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.14,0:20:33.98,Base02,,0,0,0,,--It is now 5:30 PM. Time for\N everyone playing outside to get home safely.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.51,0:20:29.18,Base02,,0,0,0,,--Uh-oh--I gotta head home\Nor I'll get Namiko's fists!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.18,0:20:30.39,Base02,,0,0,0,,--And I have cram school.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.39,0:20:31.60,Base02,,0,0,0,,--See you later!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.60,0:20:33.98,Base02,,0,0,0,,Kaho.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.69,0:20:41.36,Base02,,0,0,0,,Just so you know,\NI'm against you and Kanade dating.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.67,0:22:21.42,Base02,,0,0,0,,Now for some afterclass homeroom.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.42,0:22:23.25,Base02,,0,0,0,,Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.25,0:22:26.09,Base02,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Taga I Kazu I Gin I Tom"
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.25,0:22:26.09,Base02,,0,0,0,,Today I'd like to discuss\Nthe results you see here!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.09,0:22:28.76,Base02,,0,0,0,,Hmm? That's a lot of "correct"s.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:28.76,0:22:31.09,Base02,,0,0,0,,Hey, I've got the second most!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.09,0:22:33.68,Base02,,0,0,0,,Aha--so if I came in first...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:33.68,0:22:37.39,Base02,,0,0,0,,I got it! It's the number of\Ncorrect things we did all day!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.39,0:22:38.89,Base02,,0,0,0,,Just the opposite!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:38.89,0:22:42.44,Base02,,0,0,0,,The more "correct"s, the more you\Nmust reflect on what you've done!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.44,0:22:43.52,Base02,,0,0,0,,Say... what?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:43.52,0:22:47.03,Base02,,0,0,0,,This is a tally of how many\Ntimes you've said certain words.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:47.03,0:22:52.53,Base02,,0,0,0,,Y-Y-You mean th-th-the ones you can't say on TV?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.53,0:22:54.24,Base02,,0,0,0,,Yes, that's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.24,0:22:56.99,Base02,,0,0,0,,But what could we have said this many times?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.00,0:22:59.12,Base02,,0,0,0,,Can't think of anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.12,0:23:03.58,Base02,,0,0,0,,All we really did today was\Nhit our wieners on the jungle gym,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.59,0:23:05.46,Base02,,0,0,0,,rub our wieners on the climbing poles,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.46,0:23:08.42,Base02,,0,0,0,,and adjust our junk.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:08.42,0:23:09.55,Base02,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:10.72,0:23:13.43,Base02,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Gin  I Tom I Kanade"
Dialogue: 0,0:23:10.72,0:23:13.43,Base02,,0,0,0,,The count's gone up!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:13.43,0:23:15.01,Base02,,0,0,0,,But why?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.06,0:23:18.22,Base02,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Taga Kazu Kota Gin Tom Kanade"
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.06,0:23:18.22,Base02,,0,0,0,,--Wha gives? All he said was "wiener" and "junk"!\N--"Wiener" and "junk" are perfectly fine words!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.22,0:23:19.22,Base02,,0,0,0,,What gives? All he said was "wiener" and "junk"!\N--Why them?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:19.23,0:23:19.89,Base02,,0,0,0,,--Something's fishy!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:19.89,0:23:23.15,Base02,,0,0,0,,--Ooh... is this...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:23.15,0:23:27.11,Base02,,0,0,0,,Enough already! Quit saying "wiener"!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.99,0:23:32.61,Base02,,0,0,0,,Aw, too bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.03,0:23:35.41,Base02,,0,0,0,,Oh...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.33,0:23:37.66,Base02,,0,0,0,,Renren here!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.66,0:23:39.37,Base02,,0,0,0,,Coming up on FIRST LOVE MONSTER...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:40.04,0:23:42.50,Base02,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"High-school freshman Kaho is dating\Nfifth-grader Kanade. It's her first love,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:42.54,0:23:45.04,Base02,,0,0,0,,{\an8}not to mention her first boyfriend,\Nan she's determined to learn more about him."
Dialogue: 0,0:23:43.12,0:23:45.13,Base02,,0,0,0,,All on the next FIRST LOVE MONSTER:
Dialogue: 0,0:23:45.09,0:23:47.30,Base02,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Next Time: Ah, Kasumi House"
Dialogue: 0,0:23:45.25,0:23:47.38,Base02,,0,0,0,,Ah, Kasumi House"!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:47.38,0:23:50.34,Base02,,0,0,0,,And now for a match! Renren, chon!