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Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.54,0:00:25.87,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you think of my {\i1}kendama{\i0} skills?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.87,0:00:30.09,Default,,0,0,0,,That was amazing.\NYou mean you mastered all that in one night?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.09,0:00:33.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. You can get so you\Ncan do this by just dreaming.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.97,0:00:39.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Sleep-learning, huh? I didn't realize\NIndian Poker could be used like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.47,0:00:41.52,Default,,0,0,0,,There are those who\Nmastered English conversation
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.52,0:00:43.56,Default,,0,0,0,,through the dreams of \Nsomeone fluent in English
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.56,0:00:46.44,Default,,0,0,0,,and who acquired\Nprofessional-rank bowling skills
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.44,0:00:48.98,Default,,0,0,0,,through the dreams of an ace bowler.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.98,0:00:53.78,Default,,0,0,0,,And next up for me is this\None--a master-class pen spinner.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.78,0:00:56.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Seems like her selections \Nskew pretty heavily.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.66,0:01:01.24,Default,,0,0,0,,So you know people who are expert\N{\i1}kendama{\i0} players and pen spinners?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.24,0:01:03.33,Default,,0,0,0,,No. I get them through a Trader.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.33,0:01:04.46,Default,,0,0,0,,A Trader?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.46,0:01:08.13,Default,,0,0,0,,At first, all we could do\Nwas trade cards among friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.13,0:01:11.13,Default,,0,0,0,,But that inevitably got\Npretty humdrum after a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.13,0:01:16.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Lately, there have been Traders who deal\Nin large volumes of cards classed by rank.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.34,0:01:17.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.63,0:01:24.31,Default,,0,0,0,,The more popular S-Rank and A-Rank cards\Ncan generally be acquired through Traders now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.31,0:01:27.02,Default,,0,0,0,,By exchanging several low-ranking cards,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.02,0:01:31.32,Default,,0,0,0,,or by buying them straight-out with cash.\NI traded for this one.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.32,0:01:34.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Traders, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.19,0:01:37.11,Default,,0,0,0,,BLAU! BLAU! BLAU! BLAU! BLAU!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.87,0:01:43.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I just hope there's nothing\Nfunny circulating around...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.86,0:02:16.90,Default,,0,0,0,,"A Certain Scientific Railgun T"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.80,0:03:21.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Whew, I can finally have a shower.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.34,0:03:25.14,Default,,0,0,0,,You can wipe away blood,\Nbut that metallic smell still stays in your hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.14,0:03:28.47,Default,,0,0,0,,That's because you didn't use your ability,\Nyou just ultra-pummeled them.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.47,0:03:32.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Today's target was\Nkind of a pain in the ass, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.44,0:03:37.32,Default,,0,0,0,,A quick Meltdowner blast didn't seem\Nlike it would let me vent my stress.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.32,0:03:41.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Takitsubo, would you mind\Nfetching me the Cybele #5?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.49,0:03:48.20,Default,,0,0,0,,The one with the orange label?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.20,0:03:49.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.41,0:03:50.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Here.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.46,0:03:59.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Mugino and Takitsubo are\Nboth sporting some spectacular goods.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.92,0:04:04.64,Default,,0,0,0,,But taking my age and height into\Nconsideration, my figure is the ideal!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.64,0:04:08.35,Default,,0,0,0,,In comprehensive terms, I can safely\Ndeclare that my body is ultra-perfect!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.35,0:04:11.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Not to mention we also have\Nthe ultra-flat-chested Frenda!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.56,0:04:20.44,Default,,0,0,0,,F-Frenda, have certain parts\Nof your body ultra-developed?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.44,0:04:23.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm? Yeah, a little bit lately, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.45,0:04:25.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe it's because my\Nlittle sister has been rubbing them.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.95,0:04:29.83,Default,,0,0,0,,My bras have been fitting tighter,\Nand I've had to buy new ones more frequently.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.83,0:04:33.21,Default,,0,0,0,,There's so many other things\NI'd like to take time shopping for, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.21,0:04:36.33,Default,,0,0,0,,It really is getting to be a pain!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.33,0:04:37.84,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm back.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.84,0:04:39.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Took you long enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.29,0:04:41.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Damn it, why do I have to be an errand boy?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.92,0:04:45.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Quit your griping and hand it over, already.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.18,0:04:46.64,Default,,0,0,0,,There.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.64,0:04:49.64,Default,,0,0,0,,--Banana tea.\N--Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.64,0:04:51.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Black bean cider.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.27,0:04:52.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.43,0:04:55.35,Default,,0,0,0,,And Kinuhata, you weren't\Nthere when they ordered,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.35,0:04:57.60,Default,,0,0,0,,so I bought a few for you to choose from.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.60,0:04:58.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Pomegranate cola,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.86,0:05:00.32,Default,,0,0,0,,guarana green juice,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.32,0:05:01.82,Default,,0,0,0,,and Musashino milk.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.82,0:05:06.70,Default,,0,0,0,,What did you have in mind\Nwhen you bought the milk for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.16,0:05:06.91,On Top,,0,0,0,,"Musashino Milk"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.70,0:05:10.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Drinking this is supposed\Nto be good for growing kids.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.99,0:05:14.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-What was that for?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.08,0:05:17.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Stop ultra-ducking me!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.12,0:05:22.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't kill him. Re-staffing\Nsubsidiary organizations is a hassle.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.26,0:05:30.85,Default,,0,0,0,,This is ultra-aggravating.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.47,0:05:35.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Care for a card, little lady?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.68,0:05:40.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Indian Poker? I {\i1}am \{\i0}Nultra-peeved right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.31,0:05:43.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe it will help alleviate \Nsome of my stress.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.52,0:05:43.65,On Top,,0,0,0,,"Talented rock singer"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.65,0:05:44.65,On Top,,0,0,0,,"Omelet expert"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.65,0:05:45.86,On Top,,0,0,0,,"Speed up your..." "{\i1}Kunoichi \{\i0}NWorld" "A Maid's Day"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.11,0:05:49.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Which one should I choose?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.41,0:05:53.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, I'll take this one,\Nand this one, and this one, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.66,0:05:56.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, three C-Ranks. Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.96,0:05:59.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Right, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.38,0:06:04.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, that must be one of those\NTraders Saten-san was talking about.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.42,0:06:06.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Little lady, have you decided?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.34,0:06:08.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm, I'm ultra-lost here.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.97,0:06:12.97,Default,,0,0,0,,I recommend this one.\NIt was created by a Portuguese teacher
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.97,0:06:15.39,Default,,0,0,0,,and could let you master \Nthe language in a snap.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.39,0:06:19.48,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I'm ultra-uninterested\Nin the knowledge or skill types.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.48,0:06:22.73,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm looking for something where I can\Nultra-experience a story in the dream.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.73,0:06:25.69,Default,,0,0,0,,And not an A-Rank one,\Ngeared toward amateurs, either;
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.69,0:06:30.57,Default,,0,0,0,,I want an ultra-incisive one,\NC-Rank or below, with matchless character.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.57,0:06:34.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh, I guess everyone \Nwants something different.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.37,0:06:35.54,Default,,0,0,0,,How about you?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.54,0:06:40.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no, I've had an ultra-bad\Nexperience with these before, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.92,0:06:43.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, did I do something wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.25,0:06:44.34,Default,,0,0,0,,No...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.34,0:06:47.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Railgun! If Mugino were here,\Nthere'd be an ultra-bloodbath,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.80,0:06:50.34,Default,,0,0,0,,but I have the day off. \NEverything's ultra-fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.34,0:06:54.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Ho, so you drew a dud card, did you, little lady?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.56,0:06:57.39,Default,,0,0,0,,But you know, if you give up on\Ndreams just because you had a bad one,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.39,0:07:00.14,Default,,0,0,0,,then your life from here on\Nout won't be much fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.14,0:07:02.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Who asked you?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.85,0:07:02.86,On Top,,0,0,0,,"A Rank"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.86,0:07:03.61,On Top,,0,0,0,,"B Rank"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.61,0:07:04.32,On Top,,0,0,0,,"C Rank"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.69,0:07:07.48,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't have any S-Rank cards out, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.48,0:07:09.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I keep those in reserve.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.61,0:07:12.07,Default,,0,0,0,,All I have right now is this single card.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.07,0:07:14.28,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not anything pornographic, is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.28,0:07:17.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't really deal in those here.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.54,0:07:20.12,Default,,0,0,0,,If you want one, though,\Nwe could retire to the back alley.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.12,0:07:22.50,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I didn't say I wanted one...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.50,0:07:24.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Then try this one out.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.29,0:07:27.76,Default,,0,0,0,,This one has a sort of story behind it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.76,0:07:32.13,Default,,0,0,0,,It's loaded with the dream of a\Ncertain long-lost but brilliant scientist.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.13,0:07:35.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Apparently, he was quite the wack job,\Neven by Academy City standards.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.64,0:07:40.81,Default,,0,0,0,,His final research theme\Nwas called "Bust Upper"!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.81,0:07:45.31,Default,,0,0,0,,There's a chance that the\Nessence of it is infused within here.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.31,0:07:47.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, whether you believe \Nthat or not is up to--
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.74,0:07:50.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.62,0:07:58.66,On Top,,0,0,0,,"Musashino Milk"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.49,0:08:01.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Drinking this is supposed\Nto be good for growing kids...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.62,0:08:03.37,Default,,0,0,0,,...growing kids... growing kids...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.37,0:08:07.25,Default,,0,0,0,,It's ultra-easy to beat a whipped\Nsubordinate into obeying you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.25,0:08:11.01,Default,,0,0,0,,But as a woman, to do so\Nmakes me feel ultra-defeated.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.01,0:08:15.47,Default,,0,0,0,,If I'm going to knock that stupid jerk\Ndown a peg and get him to respect me...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.47,0:08:20.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Little lady, I was the first one\Nto grab this card, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.14,0:08:22.89,Default,,0,0,0,,My fingers were the\Nultra-first ones to touch it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.89,0:08:25.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Unless my ears were deceiving me,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.06,0:08:28.82,Default,,0,0,0,,you said you weren't interested\Nin knowledge and skill cards.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.82,0:08:32.57,Default,,0,0,0,,For someone who said they had\Nan ultra-bad experience with a card before
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.57,0:08:36.57,Default,,0,0,0,,and were done with them,\Nit's ultra-shameful of you to call the kettle black.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.91,0:08:40.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Take your hand off the card already,\Nyou dirty little runt.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.95,0:08:44.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Keep dreaming, you ultra-ironing-board jerk!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.67,0:08:48.71,Default,,0,0,0,,This girl is no ordinary customer.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.71,0:08:51.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Given the information gap and the distance\Nbetween us, I'm at an ultra-advantage.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.96,0:08:54.09,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't think she can beat me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.38,0:08:58.89,Default,,0,0,0,,J-Just a minute! If the film gets\Npeeled off, it will become unstable,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.89,0:09:02.64,Default,,0,0,0,,and then nobody will be able to use it!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.15,0:09:08.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Ow...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.23,0:09:12.15,Default,,0,0,0,,M-My cards! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.15,0:09:15.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Now I don't know which card is which!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.90,0:09:18.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I remember it was silver-colored.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.95,0:09:21.54,Default,,0,0,0,,There are several cards that look like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.54,0:09:24.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw, now what do I do?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.04,0:09:28.63,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll buy all of the cards you have here.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.63,0:09:31.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? I-I don't have any problem\Nwith that, myself, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.80,0:09:33.38,Default,,0,0,0,,No...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.38,0:09:35.51,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll pay half of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.01,0:09:45.02,On Top,,0,0,0,,"#18 Bust Upper"
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.60,0:09:43.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.52,0:09:48.77,On Top,,0,0,0,,"Nap Room"
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.15,0:09:50.02,Default,,0,0,0,,After some more careful thinking,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.02,0:09:53.94,Default,,0,0,0,,what we both really want is\Nthe method of obtaining Bust Upper,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.94,0:09:56.03,Default,,0,0,0,,and whichever one of us hits the jackpot
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.03,0:09:59.53,Default,,0,0,0,,can just provide that\Ninformation to the other, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.53,0:10:02.20,Default,,0,0,0,,An unproductive conflict is ultra-absurd.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.20,0:10:05.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Besides, if we're going to check each\Nand every one of this many cards...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.91,0:10:07.04,Default,,0,0,0,,...two heads...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.04,0:10:08.25,Default,,0,0,0,,...are better than one.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.25,0:10:10.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Both of us share the same motive.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.79,0:10:13.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Ultra-good luck to us both.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.30,0:10:22.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Self-performed physical exams, done monthly.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.97,0:10:27.31,Default,,0,0,0,,No change at all in breast size\Nduring the latter teen years?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.31,0:10:30.10,Default,,0,0,0,,And yet my classmate's breast\Ndevelopment has been so pronounced,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.31,0:10:30.10,On Top,,0,0,0,,--Va-va-voom! Va-va-voom! Va-va--
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.10,0:10:32.36,Default,,0,0,0,,--one wonders if that isn't \Nthe core of her body!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.10,0:10:32.36,On Top,,0,0,0,,--Va-va-voom! Va-va-voom! Va-va--
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.36,0:10:34.90,Default,,0,0,0,,No, let's think about this differently.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.36,0:10:34.90,On Top,,0,0,0,,--Va-va-voom! Va-va-voom! Va-va--
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.90,0:10:37.07,Default,,0,0,0,,If there is no change in these measurements,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.07,0:10:39.91,Default,,0,0,0,,it means that I'm holding on to my youth.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.91,0:10:42.53,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm still in the clear.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.83,0:10:46.41,Default,,0,0,0,,My waist has grown three centimeters?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.75,0:10:53.09,Default,,0,0,0,,N-No... If I convince myself\Nbaselessly that I'll develop eventually,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.09,0:10:55.25,Default,,0,0,0,,it'll be too late once I end up like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.59,0:10:58.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm? What's this?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.42,0:10:59.72,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a maid?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.72,0:11:04.93,Default,,0,0,0,,But this is an ultra-plain room\Nfor someone to have to hire a maid.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.93,0:11:06.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Looks more like an ordinary dorm--
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.02,0:11:07.93,Default,,0,0,0,,--Bam!\N--A perv!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.93,0:11:12.44,Default,,0,0,0,,My super-rare Loli Leviathan Bra Maid\Ntop has arrived from London!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.44,0:11:17.78,Default,,0,0,0,,This will look good on you even if\Nyou aren't 36-24-36 like a fallen angel!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.78,0:11:22.57,Default,,0,0,0,,If you don't get that nasty thing\Nout of my sight, I'll ultra-kill you!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.57,0:11:27.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa! Your refusal today\Nis especially extreme! However...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.37,0:11:30.04,Default,,0,0,0,,...I believe that the only one fit\Nfor this filly from Britain is you,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.04,0:11:34.00,Default,,0,0,0,,the most beautiful maid\Nin all of Academy City.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.00,0:11:37.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I hope you realize that, at least.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.25,0:11:42.05,Default,,0,0,0,,This man is an idiot and crazy,\Nbut his heart is sincere, pure, and simple.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.05,0:11:45.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Whomever this dream belongs\Nto doesn't hate him deep down inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.55,0:11:48.06,Default,,0,0,0,,The opinions of the world \Nat large don't matter.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.06,0:11:50.81,Default,,0,0,0,,As long as the man I adore acknowledges me...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.81,0:11:55.61,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure the size of my breasts\Nis all the same. Is that how things are?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.61,0:11:59.03,Default,,0,0,0,,If you don't like that one,\NI also have this maid swimsuit--
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.11,0:12:03.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, I'm ultra-against \Nthis sort of perversion.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.08,0:12:11.16,Default,,0,0,0,,He's late. How dare someone like\NYobou keep me waiting.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.16,0:12:13.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll have to punish him for this later.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.29,0:12:18.30,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm being watched. Is she hostile?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.30,0:12:21.88,Default,,0,0,0,,No, her posture is that of a regular person.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.88,0:12:25.55,Default,,0,0,0,,A high-class suit and shoes\Nwell worn-down from walking.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.55,0:12:28.26,Default,,0,0,0,,A business card case in her inside pocket.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.26,0:12:30.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Sh-Sh-She's not about to--!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.56,0:12:35.23,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a producer for a talent agency.\NHow would you like to be an idol?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.23,0:12:36.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.07,0:12:40.44,Default,,0,0,0,,The pure and innocent young lady\Nfrom the Garden of Learning
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.44,0:12:42.07,Default,,0,0,0,,in her brilliant debut!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.07,0:12:47.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I would be an instant sensation!\NBut no, if that were to happen,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.16,0:12:50.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I would become alienated \Nfrom my class friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.62,0:12:54.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I have to...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.25,0:12:56.00,Default,,0,0,0,,...turn her down...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.00,0:12:57.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.21,0:13:00.42,Default,,0,0,0,,--do you have a moment?\N--H-H-Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.42,0:13:02.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse my abruptness,\Nbut would you like to be an idol?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.92,0:13:04.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.22,0:13:12.14,Default,,0,0,0,,You are a woman of discerning taste, I see!\NHowever, I am a student.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.14,0:13:15.56,Default,,0,0,0,,In order for me to perform my part,\NI am afraid I must decline.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.56,0:13:18.11,Default,,0,0,0,,We are dead even in the looks department.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.11,0:13:21.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Moreover, I was standing {\i1}in front{\i0} of her!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.28,0:13:22.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.36,0:13:25.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}That's{\i0} why!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.86,0:13:28.53,Default,,0,0,0,,I hate it! I hate the\Nsocial stratification of bust sizes!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.53,0:13:32.41,Default,,0,0,0,,If my breasts were just\Nfive centimeters larger...!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.33,0:13:41.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Imagine, being wounded by a friend in\Na dream from someone I don't even know...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.84,0:13:46.68,Default,,0,0,0,,The uniform this girl is wearing\Nemphasizes the bust line nicely.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.68,0:13:49.05,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder where I can buy one.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.44,0:14:00.81,Default,,0,0,0,,First a maid, now a {\i1}kunoichi{\i0}.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.94,0:14:02.07,On Top,,0,0,0,,"Temptress Scroll"
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.48,0:14:03.07,Default,,0,0,0,,What's this?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.07,0:14:05.15,Default,,0,0,0,,A temptress scroll?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.15,0:14:09.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Must be a technique for ultra-abducting men.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.16,0:14:14.62,Default,,0,0,0,,"Use your feminine form to the utmost.\NThe bigger your breasts, the better.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.62,0:14:16.83,Default,,0,0,0,,If you can direct his gaze\Nto your breasts in combat,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.83,0:14:18.75,Default,,0,0,0,,you can create an opening to attack.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.75,0:14:22.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Your charms can be useful in\Nseducing even insurmountable foes."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.96,0:14:26.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Tch, men really are nothing\Nbut a bunch of stupid scum!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.63,0:14:29.22,Default,,0,0,0,,"On those occasions, forsake \Nall sense of shame.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.22,0:14:32.35,Default,,0,0,0,,However, feigning bashfulness \Nis permissible."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.35,0:14:37.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Ha! Girls who are well-endowed\Ndon't have any shame to begin with!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.18,0:14:39.85,Default,,0,0,0,,"Ooh, my shoulders are stiff."\N"Ooh, I don't have any cute bras."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.85,0:14:41.11,Default,,0,0,0,,All they do is humblebrag!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.11,0:14:44.07,Default,,0,0,0,,"However, there are\Nalso underdeveloped {\i1}shinobi{\i0}."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.07,0:14:45.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Nobody ultra-asked you!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.57,0:14:49.82,Default,,0,0,0,,"If that is you, consider your legs!\NYou can charm them with your legs.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.82,0:14:52.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Go ahead and show off your\Ninner thighs to incite their lust."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.95,0:14:55.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Mm-hmm, well, I guess they do get it, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.54,0:14:59.37,Default,,0,0,0,,"Though the boobs are in greater demand.\NYou'll never beat those out."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.37,0:15:01.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut the ultra-hell up!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.08,0:15:04.13,Default,,0,0,0,,I can always subjugate men with my fists!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.13,0:15:07.13,Default,,0,0,0,,If you like big lumps of fat so much,\Nyou can eat fatty foods your whole life
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.13,0:15:12.30,Default,,0,0,0,,and die racked with gout,\Nyou big dumb, dumb, dummy!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.30,0:15:16.64,Default,,0,0,0,,You're bothering the other guests here.\NCould you please keep it down?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.64,0:15:18.18,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm ultra-sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.77,0:15:28.53,Default,,0,0,0,,I am a telekinesist, too.\NA much better one than you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.03,0:15:35.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw, I remembered it again.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.53,0:15:39.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Looking so smug while jumping the gun.\NThat was really embarrassing.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.54,0:15:41.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you still feeling down?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.62,0:15:44.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Kobayashi-senpai?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.59,0:15:50.17,Default,,0,0,0,,The Daihasei Festival is \Nover. Please cheer up.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.17,0:15:54.47,Default,,0,0,0,,I messed up big-time, too,\Nbut it doesn't bother me now.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.47,0:15:55.55,Default,,0,0,0,,But...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.55,0:16:01.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Our Queen told me that feeling down\Nis a waste of our brain's resources.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.48,0:16:04.65,Default,,0,0,0,,So, come on, shoulders back, chest out!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.65,0:16:08.82,Default,,0,0,0,,That may be fine for you, Kobayashi-senpai,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.82,0:16:12.36,Default,,0,0,0,,but with my chest like this,\Nthere's no point in sticking it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.36,0:16:14.07,Default,,0,0,0,,You have plenty!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.07,0:16:16.20,Default,,0,0,0,,If you're saying that at your size,\Nthere isn't any point,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.20,0:16:18.49,Default,,0,0,0,,does that also mean that\Nanything less is also pointless?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.49,0:16:21.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you even considered \Nthe feelings of people
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.16,0:16:24.00,Default,,0,0,0,,who aren't even sure when\Nto start calling them boobs?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.63,0:16:28.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Would you mind leaving now?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.50,0:16:30.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.47,0:16:35.80,Default,,0,0,0,,There's still some cards ultra-left unchecked.\NWhat do you want to do?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.80,0:16:40.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm, there's a hotel I \Nsometimes visit nearby...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.47,0:16:41.35,On Top,,0,0,0,,"Undergoing renovations"
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.56,0:16:44.44,Default,,0,0,0,,I am terribly sorry,\Nbut because of the renovations,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.44,0:16:49.44,Default,,0,0,0,,our general public rooms\Nare closed for about a week.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.44,0:16:53.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm, my dorm, to say nothing\Nof the Garden of Learning,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.20,0:16:56.16,Default,,0,0,0,,would need us to jump through\Na bunch of hoops to allow a visitor in.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.16,0:16:59.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't very well bring\Nher back to our hideout, can I?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.66,0:17:02.96,Default,,0,0,0,,For that matter, if Mugino saw me\Nhanging around with Railgun,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.96,0:17:05.08,Default,,0,0,0,,things would get ultra-messy.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.21,0:17:09.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Is the outdoor lounge still open?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.88,0:17:15.22,Default,,0,0,0,,It {\i1}is{\i0} nice and warm out today.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.09,0:17:18.93,Default,,0,0,0,,This is ultra-good-enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.78,0:17:42.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? This isn't like all the others before.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.70,0:17:45.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I haven't changed into anyone else.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.04,0:17:48.29,Default,,0,0,0,,That moment you dream of a brighter future--
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.29,0:17:53.05,Default,,0,0,0,,could there be any time\Nwhen you are filled with more hope?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.05,0:17:54.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.38,0:17:57.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Like, say, the size of a girl's breasts.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.47,0:18:02.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Any girl would want to gain\Na figure that people admire,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.06,0:18:03.47,Default,,0,0,0,,but the process of developing,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.47,0:18:08.02,Default,,0,0,0,,and the excitement as you\Ngrow into your ideal body type--
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.02,0:18:11.23,Default,,0,0,0,,the period where you are able to feel {\i1}that{\i0}...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.23,0:18:14.65,Default,,0,0,0,,...is the sweetest time of your life.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.65,0:18:19.20,Default,,0,0,0,,But we experience many\Nobstacles in our way during life.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.20,0:18:23.24,Default,,0,0,0,,They throw a wet blanket\Nover our hopes for the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.24,0:18:27.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Like, for instance, a \Nthreat you cannot ignore.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.54,0:18:34.96,Default,,0,0,0,,But then, eliminating that threat\Nmay introduce yet another threat.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.96,0:18:39.76,Default,,0,0,0,,What would {\i1}you{\i0} do if that happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.22,0:18:46.73,Default,,0,0,0,,What kind of dream was that?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.55,0:19:19.30,Default,,0,0,0,,We ended up viewing all of them,\Nand Bust Upper wasn't in {\i1}any{\i0} of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.30,0:19:22.51,Default,,0,0,0,,The next time I come across\Nthat Trader, I'm ultra-killing him.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.51,0:19:25.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought something seemed \Noff from the start.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.14,0:19:28.06,Default,,0,0,0,,There's no way he would have just\Nhad such a specifically-targeted item.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.06,0:19:31.77,Default,,0,0,0,,It's just an urban legend.\NThere's no basis to it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.77,0:19:35.40,Default,,0,0,0,,And a scientist that just dropped off the map?\NThat seems awfully fishy, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.40,0:19:39.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Even for a made-up story,\NI ultra-wish it had been more realistic.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.79,0:19:54.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Avert.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.75,0:20:00.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, look, I'm sorry.\NI didn't know you hated milk so much.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.22,0:20:03.43,Default,,0,0,0,,I figured it's the go-to beverage\Nfor people to grow taller.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.35,0:20:05.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Taller?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.72,0:20:10.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Remember, you said so earlier,\Nwhen I faked your student ID,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.23,0:20:13.06,Default,,0,0,0,,so we could go see that rated-R15 movie,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.06,0:20:16.98,Default,,0,0,0,,and the lady behind the counter\Ngave you that look of suspicion?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.98,0:20:20.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I wish I could be a little bit taller.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.74,0:20:25.53,Default,,0,0,0,,So anyway, I thought maybe \Nyou'd like some milk.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.53,0:20:28.91,Default,,0,0,0,,--Yow! Wh-What did you \Ndo that for?! M-My leg!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.91,0:20:31.25,Default,,0,0,0,,--That was ultra-misleading!\N--Yow! Wh-What did you do that for?! M-My leg!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.08,0:20:35.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyhow, there was this girl who\Nkept saying "ultra" this and "ultra" that.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.96,0:20:38.63,Default,,0,0,0,,We kind of got off on the wrong foot,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.63,0:20:41.97,Default,,0,0,0,,but after we talked for a bit,\Nshe seemed like a surprisingly good girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.97,0:20:45.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Onee-sama, it is about time \Nwe should go to sleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.64,0:20:49.56,Default,,0,0,0,,I napped so much this afternoon,\NI'm not at all sleepy now.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.56,0:20:53.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, come to mention it, I had this one dream.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.02,0:20:55.90,Default,,0,0,0,,There was this girl who \Nwas a street performer.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.90,0:20:59.57,Default,,0,0,0,,She wasn't very endowed,\Nbut she was wearing this super-revealing outfit.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.57,0:21:02.70,Default,,0,0,0,,And she was so confident, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.70,0:21:10.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I am ever saying that I hope to spend\Nthe night together with you, onee-sama,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.33,0:21:13.83,Default,,0,0,0,,but this is not the way I meant it.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.42,0:21:20.59,Default,,0,0,0,,You see? You see, you see? Well?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.59,0:21:23.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, you really got that good overnight?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.47,0:21:26.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. It's so much fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.34,0:21:31.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Next up, I'm thinking of getting\Na card from a house-of-cards expert.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.06,0:21:33.35,Default,,0,0,0,,House of cards, you say?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.35,0:21:36.73,Default,,0,0,0,,That sounds like something else\Nthat will be utterly useless.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.73,0:21:38.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Though that is just like you.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.52,0:21:42.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw, I wish nighttime would get here, already.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.74,0:21:51.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you see that girl? Her breasts are huge!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.08,0:21:52.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, that's impolite to say, Saten-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.95,0:21:54.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, where's the harm?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:24.96,0:23:26.21,On Top,,0,0,0,,"Next episode preview"
Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.75,0:23:30.22,Default,,0,0,0,,That was an ultra-awful experience.\NSo, what are you up to, Frenda?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.21,0:23:41.53,On Top,,0,0,0,,"Next episode preview"\N"#19 Strange Coincidence"
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.22,0:23:32.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Just texting with a little someone I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.51,0:23:36.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's see. "I got pounded on by\Nmy associate. She has gorilla power."
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.14,0:23:38.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, who are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:38.98,0:23:41.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Eep! Who, indeed?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:41.53,0:23:43.54,Default,,0,0,0,,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:43.54,0:23:45.53,On Top,,0,0,0,,