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Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.42,0:01:34.28,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Why don't you get it? You're so dumb Shima!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.56,0:01:36.91,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,You're quite the idiot yourself Aila!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.91,0:01:40.22,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,C'mon you two! Please calm down.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.50,0:01:42.00,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,What's the problem?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.44,0:01:51.51,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Listen up Hana! I was workin' on a crossword puzzle y'know! And then Shima shows up and totally ruins it for me!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.15,0:01:55.53,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,What do think she said in response?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.53,0:02:00.28,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,"What, I did know that one!" What does that mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.24,0:02:04.86,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Eh? So why is there an issue?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.03,0:02:08.81,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,I mean, she totally ruined the suspense for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.89,0:02:14.01,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,That one's your fault Aila! You should've known that one already!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.16,0:02:15.66,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,What word would you put Hana?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.92,0:02:20.46,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Uhh, I think...it's kaitenyaki(rotisserie cooking)!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.61,0:02:24.00,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Are you just saying a word that sounds good to you!?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.23,0:02:27.00,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,So this is what you two are arguing about?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.88,0:02:32.22,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Ahh I give up! I can't stand being around you guys any more!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.75,0:02:35.91,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Same here. I can't stand you either...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.25,0:02:39.81,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Damnit damnit damnit damnit! I'm done with you guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.81,0:02:42.30,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Ahh Aila-chan! Please wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.53,0:02:47.46,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Are you not going to chase after her Shima-chan? I think she's serious about quitting.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.72,0:02:50.07,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,I don't care! She's dumb anyways...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.54,0:02:52.16,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Shima-chan...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.14,0:02:56.89,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,That's right! Let's look for a new member to replace Aila!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.00,0:02:59.34,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,An audition to have a second-generation member!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.34,0:03:06.14,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,A grand audition shall commence! A brand new idol will be decided upon tonight!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.66,0:03:12.00,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Looking for a second member even though we haven't done anything as a group yet, it's a bit strange, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.36,0:03:18.63,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,If we constantly recruit new members, in no time at all we'll have a massive stockpile of talent to pick from.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.63,0:03:27.76,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Members will eventually leave at some point, so in order to stay relevant for the next 20 years, we'll need at least 50 members, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.76,0:03:33.18,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,I've said this before, but we've barely have any experience as idols, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.63,0:03:37.76,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna go around school posting ads to recruit our new member!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.55,0:03:48.90,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Well then...let us begin the auditions.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.20,0:03:50.88,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Please come on in!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.73,0:03:52.92,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Excuse me!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.16,0:04:00.21,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,I can't say I'm surprised...I believe we're the only students left at this school.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.90,0:04:06.72,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,We will now begin the audition process. Why did you choose to come here?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.72,0:04:11.69,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Umm...before I realized it, my Onee-chan made me come here.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.31,0:04:24.20,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Coming here for an audition, one should listen well. Rather, a proper impression of me is..."my Onee-chan made me come here!".
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.99,0:04:30.00,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Every little detail should be accounted for. Keep that in mind everyone!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.51,0:04:33.02,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,What's something that makes you stand out?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.41,0:04:35.58,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Right! My impersonations are my specialty!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.88,0:04:38.15,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Here's my impersonation of Rocket-Sensei!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.90,0:04:47.33,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,What a quality impersonation from such a young lady.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.10,0:04:53.77,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,However, with such a high-strung attitude, one can only expect to struggle in life.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.32,0:04:59.14,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Let's try our best to remain calm, and keep an open mind!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.00,0:05:02.68,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,What kind of idol would you like to become?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.16,0:05:14.31,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,I am simply me. No one else. I don't want to be #1, but the only one.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.05,0:05:18.70,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,That is the future I strive for, I suppose.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.02,0:05:29.75,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Because, in this grand and long experience of life, one should strive to become better every day, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.33,0:05:34.76,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Whilst remaining humble, she expressed her true feelings.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.41,0:05:38.02,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,It's something to aspire by, no?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.39,0:05:49.29,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Most people dislike those who are self-absorbed, so don't forget to listen to your heart during an audition, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.19,0:05:54.41,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Okay! That will conclude the audition. Good work today.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.11,0:05:56.92,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Thank you so much!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.37,0:06:02.91,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Umm...Shima-chan! Aila-chan seems like a good fit, no?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.30,0:06:07.03,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Not to mention she's the only one who came to audition...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.61,0:06:13.28,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,It can't be helped. Since she's the only one, she can pass by default.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.62,0:06:16.28,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,I hope we get along, new member-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.90,0:06:18.90,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Right! Same here!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.49,0:06:23.18,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Thank goodness! That'll work!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.39,0:06:27.01,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Devidol!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.31,0:06:37.10,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Ladies, time for today's lesson!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.23,0:06:42.36,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Since you're idols, we'll play a reaction game. Reactions are critical for idols!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.77,0:06:45.56,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,What exactly are "reactions"?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.56,0:06:52.57,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Hm...Reactions are, a facial expression in response to something, such as receiving a gift from a loved one!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.94,0:06:56.88,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Okay first up we'll have you react to something completely normal.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.58,0:07:00.17,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,To make you feel kind of stupid!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.38,0:07:01.52,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,It's this cup!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.63,0:07:05.19,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Eh...!? You seriously want us to react to this boring thing!?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.44,0:07:07.59,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,It's too hard to react to this!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.88,0:07:09.30,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Why this...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.05,0:07:13.10,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Okay first is Aila's reaction, 3-2-1!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.10,0:07:21.99,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Eh...what is this!? It's cool! It's so cool! It's so cool, it's made out of ceramic! It's sooo coool!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.72,0:07:29.82,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,What was that? Do you actually like it? Of course cups are cool! Already next is Shima!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.00,0:07:40.69,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,You can put water in it! Ah! And it doesn't spill out! Water!!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.01,0:07:49.04,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,IT DOESN'T SPILL OUT! A CUP THAT CAN CONTAIN LIQUIDS THIS WELL MUST BE THE BEST CUP IN THE WORLD!!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.21,0:07:54.97,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Too much! That's way too much! C'mon, can you not just give a simple reaction?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.18,0:07:58.53,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Alright, let's go! Hana! Reaction in 3-2-1...!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.87,0:08:12.33,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Woah! It's sooo round! It's so damn round! This is a round one, this is! So round! It's so good!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.14,0:08:17.41,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,That's a bit too simple, Hana. Skewed, it's all skewed, no?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.82,0:08:22.38,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Jeez this is no good you aren't portraying the feeling at all! Let's see your real reaction!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.04,0:08:26.20,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Eh!? Hey...what do you mean "it's no good"?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.20,0:08:28.20,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Isn't the price for it terrible?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.20,0:08:30.58,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,What should we do to improve!?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.12,0:08:33.51,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Got it. Let's move on to phase 2!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.59,0:08:47.36,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Ah! How the hell did we get so high up!?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.36,0:08:49.76,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,This is way too high in the sky!!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.04,0:08:51.68,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,It's hard to breath...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.81,0:08:53.81,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,H-hey! Don't push me!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.81,0:08:55.70,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,You should go first Shima-chan!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.70,0:08:57.23,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,I'll push you back then!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.23,0:09:00.20,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Wait th-this is dangerou-aaaahhhh!!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.80,0:09:11.55,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,MOMMY! THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.28,0:09:20.20,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Alright time for you reactions!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.01,0:09:31.72,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,A cup!! It's so clean! And it's very afforadable!! Thank you!!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.21,0:09:34.75,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,IT STILL NEVER SPILLS!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.98,0:09:39.20,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,AH IT'S SO ROOOOOUUUUUUUND!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.02,0:09:49.45,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,NOT ANOTHER CUUUPPPP!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.86,0:09:55.44,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Ah hot hot!! Ouchie! Hot!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.44,0:09:57.44,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Good job. You pass!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.29,0:10:00.82,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Devidol!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.72,0:10:09.98,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Uhh, idol class isn't over yet! For rehearsal, please do your best on today's quiz!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.98,0:10:11.04,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.38,0:10:13.80,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,It's time for this again!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.42,0:10:16.42,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,What kind of quiz will it be today?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.96,0:10:20.64,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Question 1: What is the name of this pose?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.96,0:10:24.82,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,What does this have to do with rehearsal...?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.16,0:10:28.91,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,What's this pose? First to answer is...Aila!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.76,0:10:36.40,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Peace...no, not that, that's too normal...uh, the "look at my wrinkles" pose!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.91,0:10:39.89,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,That is wrong! It's the "Kira" pose!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.57,0:10:45.88,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Youngs girls don't have wrinkles yet! Okay what's this pose...Shima?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.91,0:10:52.54,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Right! Ah...ah, I've seen this one before...it's uhh...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.84,0:10:56.61,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Ah! It's the "Ah! Look at that!" pose...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.61,0:11:01.30,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,What is that? You're close. The correct answer is...the "Ryusei" pose!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.30,0:11:04.26,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,The Ryusei(comet) pose! You were close!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.26,0:11:06.31,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Okay what's this pose...Hana!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.43,0:11:10.57,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Ah! Eh? Eh what's that? I have no idea, uh....
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.85,0:11:14.34,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,The "Hey! Do your homework already!" pose...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.34,0:11:17.58,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,I can see that...I can see it but it's wrong!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.58,0:11:18.83,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,It's the "Yogas Smash".
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.56,0:11:20.28,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,"Yogas Smash"...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.28,0:11:24.44,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Yogas smash...yogas smash...okay moving on!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.78,0:11:26.20,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Give an answer! Aila!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.50,0:11:28.12,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,I didn't know about that...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.12,0:11:32.52,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Yup, it's real. Quiet! Moving on! What's this one, Aila?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.64,0:11:36.28,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Ah I know! It's a pro wrestling pose!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.52,0:11:39.87,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Ah you got it. You did better than I expected.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.06,0:11:42.51,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,I'm not sure you fully understand it though...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.23,0:11:45.57,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Okay what's this one Shima!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.43,0:11:50.44,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Ah...it's the "Ahh God!" pose...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.44,0:11:56.37,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Close...it's the "Oh God, where did my contacts go?" pose.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.37,0:11:58.62,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Ah you were so close...right?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.73,0:12:00.73,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Okay what's this pose, Hana?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.73,0:12:05.85,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Eh...the "Ahh!! I thought about doing that again!" pose...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.85,0:12:09.28,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Good try, but wrong. They're using shampoo...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.28,0:12:12.21,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,(Ah, shampoo!) Yeah, the "Conditioner Time" pose!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.21,0:12:13.63,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Conditioner Time!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.63,0:12:15.10,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Okay next! Shima!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.10,0:12:20.24,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Right! Ah this one's a bit lewd, the "Ah! Hey, knock if off!" pose...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.24,0:12:28.63,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Ah, right, they're resting. It's the "Resting (I suppose) Appearance" pose. Close enough. Okay tell me what this one is...Hana!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.72,0:12:29.44,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.81,0:12:33.88,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,The "This pose is the absolute worst!" pose...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.88,0:12:42.84,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Sooo close! Even though it's painful, it's the "Mommy tie my shoes!" pose. Tying shoes is a pain.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.84,0:12:44.84,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,What's this one...Aila!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.61,0:12:50.02,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,The "I can always see my legs this way!" pose!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.38,0:12:51.29,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,CORRECT!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.72,0:12:56.63,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,Correct...okay, let's stop there.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.16,0:13:03.11,Frank Subs,,0,0,0,,ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BECOME IDOLS OFF THAT ALONEEEE!?!?