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Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.82,0:00:17.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I swear I'll make you say it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.29,0:00:21.33,Default,,0,0,0,,The words, "I love you."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.08,0:01:05.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Ai Hayasaka.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.79,0:01:11.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Kaguya Shinomiya's personal assistant is a pro at handling her employer's impossible demands.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.63,0:01:15.97,Default,,0,0,0,,I apologize for this, President.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.97,0:01:18.59,Default,,0,0,0,,It's all for Lady Kaguya.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.98,0:01:26.98,Default,,0,0,0,,How's the coffee, President?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.98,0:01:29.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, it's as good as always.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.36,0:01:30.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.48,0:01:32.19,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm glad to hear it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.08,0:01:46.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Decaffeinated coffee!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.87,0:01:50.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Shirogane is constantly sleep-deprived.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.58,0:01:52.63,Default,,0,0,0,,If he doesn't have caffeine every three hours,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.63,0:01:53.88,Default,,0,0,0,,it's as if his battery runs out.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.88,0:01:55.38,Default,,0,0,0,,He's a major caffeine fiend.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.38,0:01:59.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Without the caffeine in his coffee serving as a lifeline,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.14,0:02:00.80,Default,,0,0,0,,he crashes!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.80,0:02:02.76,Defalics,,0,0,0,,Good night, President.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.64,0:02:04.47,Defalics,,0,0,0,,Now...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.47,0:02:06.52,Defalics,,0,0,0,,...for the next step of my strategy...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.52,0:02:11.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Like most days, Kaguya is plotting something, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.82,0:02:17.19,Default,,0,0,0,,What's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.74,0:02:19.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Hayasaka,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.20,0:02:20.70,Default,,0,0,0,,there's been an accident.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.78,0:02:23.28,Default,,0,0,0,,President is...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.28,0:02:24.58,Default,,0,0,0,,...on my shoulder!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.91,0:02:28.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Ch-Change of plans!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.83,0:02:33.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen! Until I come up with the next plan, don't let a single soul enter this room!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.17,0:02:37.01,Default,,0,0,0,,As you wish.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.01,0:02:40.59,Default,,0,0,0,,The first topic of the first episode of the second season is...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.59,0:02:43.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Ai Hayasaka's hardships.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.61,0:02:54.69,Default,,0,0,0,,I left something in there!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.69,0:02:58.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Shinomiya is in a really bad mood!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.57,0:03:01.36,Default,,0,0,0,,She has this murderous gleam in her eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.45,0:03:04.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Changing people's behaviors...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.83,0:03:07.37,Default,,0,0,0,,To accomplish this, you need to anticipate their actions,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.37,0:03:08.79,Default,,0,0,0,,read their train of thought
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.79,0:03:11.92,Default,,0,0,0,,and choose the appropriate intervention.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.69,0:03:36.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Here.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.47,0:04:09.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Has Lady Kaguya accomplished her objective?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.68,0:04:12.77,Default,,0,0,0,,I wouldn't expect a kiss, but perhaps his head lying on her lap.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.15,0:04:19.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Nothing has changed!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.36,0:04:21.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Today's battle result...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.57,0:04:23.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Kaguya wins.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.86,0:04:25.95,Defalics,,0,0,0,,This still counts!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.49,0:04:31.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Romantic advice?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.58,0:04:32.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.83,0:04:38.34,Default,,0,0,0,,It's like you're the romantic guru around here.\N Like Dr. Love or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.34,0:04:41.84,Default,,0,0,0,,That's fine, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.84,0:04:44.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Um... The thing is...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.30,0:04:45.59,Default,,0,0,0,,What the hell happened to you?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.59,0:04:46.59,Default,,0,0,0,,You're like a sleazy player!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.59,0:04:48.10,Default \an8,,0,0,0,,Post-summer vacation!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.47,0:04:51.68,Default \an8,,0,0,0,,They say you should take a close look at a boy if you haven't seen him for three days,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.68,0:04:55.60,Default \an8,,0,0,0,,and the change is even more obvious after the month-long summer vacation.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.60,0:05:00.15,Default \an8,,0,0,0,,Various internal changes manifest externally.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.90,0:05:00.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Before summer vacation, your hair was straight and black!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.15,0:05:01.82,Default,,0,0,0,,What's this?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.82,0:05:06.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, that's related to what I want to ask you about.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.78,0:05:08.07,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, fine!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.07,0:05:11.58,Default,,0,0,0,,If you're doing a consultation, I could make myself scarce.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.58,0:05:13.37,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it's cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.37,0:05:15.41,Default,,0,0,0,,In fact, I want you to listen in.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.75,0:05:18.92,Default,,0,0,0,,So, what's the problem?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.92,0:05:21.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it's about Nagisa again.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.13,0:05:22.76,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, my girlfriend.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.76,0:05:24.59,Defalics,,0,0,0,,He had to throw that in.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.59,0:05:26.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Aren't things going well between you two?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.34,0:05:29.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Going well?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.39,0:05:32.93,Default,,0,0,0,,What's the yardstick for that?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.93,0:05:35.27,Default,,0,0,0,,It's so-so, I guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.27,0:05:40.94,Default,,0,0,0,,President, that expression doesn't say "so-so" to me. More like "smooth sailing"!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.73,0:05:40.94,Alt,,0,0,0,,Well, so-so, I guess I could really say "not bad"!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.94,0:05:42.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.44,0:05:45.03,Default,,0,0,0,,I have a sneaking suspicion...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.03,0:05:47.82,Default,,0,0,0,,...that he's not really here for advice but to gloat.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.86,0:05:53.33,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no way. I'm sure he's about to get down to business.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.33,0:05:55.79,Default,,0,0,0,,How can I put it?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.79,0:06:00.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Summer was maybe too awesome.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.29,0:06:03.55,Default,,0,0,0,,It's like, the two of us are lovebirds,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.55,0:06:05.34,Default,,0,0,0,,but where do we go from here?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.51,0:06:09.59,Default,,0,0,0,,He is just here to gloat!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.59,0:06:13.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Ch-Chill! What do you intend to do with that toilet paper?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.43,0:06:14.72,Default,,0,0,0,,So,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.72,0:06:18.73,Default,,0,0,0,,you're asking me how to get to the next step?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.73,0:06:20.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Um...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.31,0:06:23.32,Default,,0,0,0,,More or less, I guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.48,0:06:27.82,Default,,0,0,0,,President, I think this guy's run out of steps.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.82,0:06:29.74,Default,,0,0,0,,No, get out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.74,0:06:31.66,Default,,0,0,0,,They've only been a couple for four months.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.66,0:06:32.87,Default,,0,0,0,,They wouldn't have gone that far.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.87,0:06:34.41,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I sense the divine!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.41,0:06:35.87,Default,,0,0,0,,It's like he's experienced nirvana!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.87,0:06:37.91,Default,,0,0,0,,The ABCs of Love!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.91,0:06:43.29,Default,,0,0,0,,It's said that it takes high school students\N three to six months of dating
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.29,0:06:45.50,Default,,0,0,0,,before they go all the way to C.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.50,0:06:48.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Nagisa and her boyfriend had been going out for more than three months.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.09,0:06:50.88,Default,,0,0,0,,On top of that, they spent summer vacation together!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.88,0:06:54.89,Default,,0,0,0,,It was entirely possible that they experienced nirvana.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.89,0:06:58.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Man, summer vacation was the best!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.27,0:07:00.85,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure you enjoyed yours, too, right, President?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.85,0:07:04.65,Default,,0,0,0,,All I did was study and work every day.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.65,0:07:09.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Except at the end when the student council\N got together to watch fireworks.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.40,0:07:10.37,Default,,0,0,0,,That's all?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.37,0:07:11.36,Default,,0,0,0,,That's all.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.36,0:07:13.12,Default,,0,0,0,,No dates with girls?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.12,0:07:14.24,Default,,0,0,0,,None.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.53,0:07:16.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Kinda sorry I asked.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.91,0:07:21.75,Default,,0,0,0,,President, what do you intend to do with that toilet paper?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.75,0:07:23.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, there you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.46,0:07:25.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Nagisa.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.71,0:07:27.34,Default,,0,0,0,,You've got business with the student council, too?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.34,0:07:29.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, that's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.68,0:07:35.01,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to discuss something with Kaguya.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.35,0:07:36.35,Default,,0,0,0,,That's kind of erotic!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.35,0:07:39.56,Default,,0,0,0,,I-Idiot! That's the way you want to see her!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.56,0:07:42.69,Alt,,0,0,138,,I just want to talk to Kaguya.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.89,0:07:42.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Those two haven't gone that far! You're overthinking it!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.69,0:07:44.44,Alt,,0,0,0,,Huh? Talk to her about what?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.44,0:07:45.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Then, let's investigate.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.23,0:07:45.90,Alt,,0,0,138,,That's a secret!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.90,0:07:47.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Investigate?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.02,0:07:48.36,Alt,,0,0,138,,Tell me!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.40,0:07:48.36,Default,,0,0,0,,How?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.36,0:07:49.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Then it wouldn't be a secret!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.82,0:07:50.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.86,0:07:54.62,Default,,0,0,0,,We have to step out for a bit. Please have a seat and wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.82,0:07:57.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.70,0:08:05.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, a couple who's experienced nirvana will act goofy when they're alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.17,0:08:09.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Watch closely.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.13,0:08:11.63,Default,,0,0,0,,O-Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.13,0:08:11.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.63,0:08:13.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Would you get out of the way?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.43,0:08:15.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Sh-Shinomiya!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.47,0:08:17.35,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.35,0:08:21.77,Default,,0,0,0,,We're observing those two to see if they've experienced nirvana.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.77,0:08:23.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Those two? That far?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.35,0:08:25.31,Default,,0,0,0,,How does she understand it?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.31,0:08:27.06,Default,,0,0,0,,One in three people!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.06,0:08:30.03,Default,,0,0,0,,What does "nirvana" mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.03,0:08:34.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I think in this situation, it means divine deeds...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.20,0:08:38.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Holding hands!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.12,0:08:39.39,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you say to that?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.39,0:08:40.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.70,0:08:43.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Couples hold hands on their first date, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.16,0:08:46.29,Defalics,,0,0,0,,President holds hands on a first date!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.29,0:08:47.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.96,0:08:51.80,Default,,0,0,0,,A kiss! She kissed him!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.80,0:08:53.26,Default,,0,0,0,,This is nirvana, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.26,0:08:54.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Not yet!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.59,0:08:56.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Kissing is probably like on the third date!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.68,0:08:58.64,Defalics,,0,0,0,,The third date?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.06,0:09:05.02,Defalics,,0,0,0,,He's nibbling her neck!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.02,0:09:08.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Wouldn't you say right now that they're already on their way to nirvana?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.48,0:09:08.36,Alt,,0,0,0,,Don't push!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.36,0:09:10.98,Default,,0,0,0,,No! Necking is like on the fourth date!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.98,0:09:12.28,Defalics,,0,0,0,,The fourth date?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.20,0:09:17.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Then, how many dates before nirvana?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.41,0:09:18.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Five dates!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.00,0:09:28.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Shinomiya!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.00,0:09:28.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Kaguya!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.00,0:09:28.83,Default,,0,0,0,,What happ—
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.83,0:09:30.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Gotcha!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.75,0:09:32.67,Default,,0,0,0,,K-Kashiwagi!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.67,0:09:34.84,Default,,0,0,0,,W-We were just...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.84,0:09:36.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.22,0:09:38.97,Default,,0,0,0,,We were just goofing on you!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.97,0:09:43.85,Default,,0,0,0,,We haven't yet gotten to the point\N that you all think we're at.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.85,0:09:45.31,Default,,0,0,0,,So, relax.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.31,0:09:47.27,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I didn't think you were...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.27,0:09:49.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Not yet...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.52,0:09:51.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.52,0:09:53.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.44,0:09:55.94,Defalics,,0,0,0,,I can't tell if it's true!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.94,0:09:57.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Today's battle result...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.61,0:09:59.78,Default,,0,0,0,,The student council loses.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.20,0:10:05.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I mentioned that my type was confident and wild guys, so he's trying to get there.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.25,0:10:07.33,Default,,0,0,0,,He's obedient like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.75,0:10:11.54,Default,,0,0,0,,We made a board game at the tabletop game club!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.75,0:10:15.80,Default,,0,0,0,,An original creation?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.80,0:10:20.14,Default,,0,0,0,,You line up the cards, with each one representing a square.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.14,0:10:22.35,Default,,0,0,0,,It sounds pretty interesting.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.35,0:10:24.26,Default,,0,0,0,,We call it the "Happy Life Game"!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.06,0:10:26.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's play it together!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.68,0:10:27.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an3}No, thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.68,0:10:27.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Pass.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.77,0:10:31.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Today's battle result... N/A.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.10,0:10:33.61,Default,,0,0,0,,I just have a bad feeling about that game.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.61,0:10:36.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Nothing good could come out of a game created by Fujiwara.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.53,0:10:41.41,Default,,0,0,0,,There's nothing to worry about! It was a group effort by everyone in the club!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.66,0:10:42.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.83,0:10:45.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll feel bad if she went to the trouble of making a game
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.74,0:10:47.16,Default,,0,0,0,,and everyone refuses to play it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.66,0:10:50.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I-Ishigami!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.92,0:10:55.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You're actually a nice guy!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.00,0:10:59.59,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry for thinking you were a brute who beats women with logical arguments!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.59,0:11:01.14,Default,,0,0,0,,That's how you thought of me?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.55,0:11:04.10,Default,,0,0,0,,But it's your own fault for having such a beatable body.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.10,0:11:05.64,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.81,0:11:08.27,Default,,0,0,0,,But just once.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.52,0:11:09.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Yay!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.40,0:11:12.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Board games!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.23,0:11:17.03,Default,,0,0,0,,A pastime with a history that can be traced back to Ancient Egypt.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.40,0:11:20.65,Default,,0,0,0,,The game Fujiwara and her fellow members made uses cards as squares,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.65,0:11:23.49,Default,,0,0,0,,but is otherwise a traditional board game
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.49,0:11:26.54,Default,,0,0,0,,in which the player who earns the most money wins.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.79,0:11:28.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, I'll go first.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.87,0:11:33.04,Default,,0,0,0,,"Misfortune"?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.38,0:11:35.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Flip over a card for the square you landed on!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.92,0:11:39.76,Default,,0,0,0,,A Traffic Accident card!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.76,0:11:42.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Roll the die once more and if it's a one.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.80,0:11:43.97,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a one.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.97,0:11:45.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Then, you died, Ishigami.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.18,0:11:47.72,Default,,0,0,0,,What happens when I die?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.72,0:11:50.73,Default,,0,0,0,,It's all over. You're out of the game in last place.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.14,0:11:52.23,Default,,0,0,0,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.73,0:11:54.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Be careful, you two.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.48,0:11:56.52,Default,,0,0,0,,This game is crap.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.52,0:11:57.48,Default,,0,0,0,,You realized too late.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.48,0:12:00.24,Default,,0,0,0,,You were just unlucky, Ishigami!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.44,0:12:02.99,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, my turn...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.90,0:12:02.99,Alt,,0,0,0,,Please show me the rule book.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.99,0:12:03.99,Alt,,0,0,0,,Here.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.83,0:12:09.70,Default,,0,0,0,,It says "After School Event."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.16,0:12:15.21,Default,,0,0,0,,With this event, you choose to hang out after school, or go home and study.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.21,0:12:16.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, I'll study at home.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.63,0:12:19.21,Default,,0,0,0,,That shows your personality.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.42,0:12:22.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Then, I'll give you a Nerdy Student card, President!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.13,0:12:24.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you making fun of me?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.05,0:12:27.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I landed on a Lucky square.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.10,0:12:30.93,Default,,0,0,0,,That means something lucky happens to you!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.39,0:12:33.85,Default,,0,0,0,,You were tricked by a bad guy,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.85,0:12:37.40,Default,,0,0,0,,but it works out when you get ten million yen from a lawsuit!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.40,0:12:39.32,Default,,0,0,0,,That's not lucky at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.69,0:12:43.28,Default,,0,0,0,,You get a Distrusts All Men card!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.28,0:12:44.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't want it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.74,0:12:46.78,Default,,0,0,0,,When you land on a square, it's removed from the game.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.78,0:12:50.41,Default,,0,0,0,,That makes it easier for the players who are behind to catch up.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.41,0:12:52.20,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a good idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.20,0:12:54.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Incidentally, what part of the game were you in charge of?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.83,0:12:58.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought up all of the events!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.46,0:12:59.71,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not surprised.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.71,0:13:02.80,Default,,0,0,0,,You should be remorseful, not proud.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.80,0:13:04.72,Default,,0,0,0,,And the game continues!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.09,0:13:09.10,Default,,0,0,0,,With his Nerdy Student card, Shirogane goes on to a first-rate university.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.10,0:13:13.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Kaguya lands on several lucky squares, so is currently in the lead with a lot of money.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.23,0:13:16.56,Default,,0,0,0,,They've made it past the Child Zone\N and are in the Adult Zone.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.94,0:13:21.07,Defalics,,0,0,0,,This game is actually more decent than I thought.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.36,0:13:27.82,Defalics,,0,0,0,,It seems the students other than Fujiwara who worked on this actually thought it through.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.82,0:13:31.70,Default,,0,0,0,,But this is where the game kicks into high gear!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.08,0:13:34.08,Default,,0,0,0,,What's this?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.08,0:13:36.29,Default,,0,0,0,,A Marriage square.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.29,0:13:39.42,Default,,0,0,0,,You marry the player who's in the square closest to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.42,0:13:40.71,Defalics,,0,0,0,,Marriage?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.71,0:13:44.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Married players share the effects of the squares they land on.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.88,0:13:48.01,Defalics,,0,0,0,,President is getting married? T-To whom?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.34,0:13:52.05,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm closest to him!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.60,0:13:59.06,Default,,0,0,0,,President and I got married!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.48,0:14:00.98,Defalics,,0,0,0,,President...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.98,0:14:02.44,Defalics,,0,0,0,,...got married!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.49,0:14:07.70,Defalics,,0,0,0,,I-I have to calm down!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.49,0:14:07.70,Alt,,0,0,0,,Could you give me some room?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.70,0:14:09.95,Defalics,,0,0,0,,Th-This is only a game!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.70,0:14:09.95,Alt,,0,0,0,,You're so bashful!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.32,0:14:12.58,Defalics,,0,0,0,,I can't confuse this with reality!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.58,0:14:15.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, the other players have to give the newlyweds
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.45,0:14:17.41,Default,,0,0,0,,50,000 yen as a wedding gift.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.54,0:14:23.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Not real money.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.30,0:14:27.88,Default,,0,0,0,,The company I founded is a success.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.59,0:14:31.72,Default,,0,0,0,,I get ten million yen. Yay, I'm so lucky.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.97,0:14:34.06,Default,,0,0,0,,A Birth square!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.06,0:14:35.47,Default,,0,0,0,,We have a kid!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.77,0:14:37.35,Default,,0,0,0,,A kid?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.68,0:14:40.85,Default,,0,0,0,,I became a teen mom!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.85,0:14:42.73,Default,,0,0,0,,The required gift is 100,000 yen.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.02,0:14:45.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Please put away your real money.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.74,0:14:50.24,Default,,0,0,0,,My company is listed...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.24,0:14:51.74,Default,,0,0,0,,...in the first section of the stock exchange.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.74,0:14:53.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, how lucky is that!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.37,0:14:55.87,Default,,0,0,0,,And then, the players move into the Old Age Zone.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.16,0:14:58.66,Default,,0,0,0,,We have a whole brood!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.66,0:15:01.21,Default,,0,0,0,,President, you've got too much energy.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.21,0:15:02.71,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not my fault!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.13,0:15:05.17,Default,,0,0,0,,You're doing great, Kaguya!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.17,0:15:07.21,Default,,0,0,0,,You're the president of a global corporation!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.51,0:15:09.55,Default,,0,0,0,,You're a major success!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.55,0:15:10.97,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.97,0:15:12.22,Default,,0,0,0,,I haven't made any missteps.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.97,0:15:15.10,Default,,0,0,0,,And yet, what's this emptiness I feel?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.47,0:15:17.77,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm single, even as an elderly woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.77,0:15:20.10,Default,,0,0,0,,I have plenty of money, but I'm not happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.31,0:15:23.86,Default,,0,0,0,,What was the point of my life?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.86,0:15:25.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Late Divorce square!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.15,0:15:28.11,Default,,0,0,0,,I discover my husband cheated on me!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.11,0:15:30.20,Default,,0,0,0,,We get a divorce!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.20,0:15:32.07,Default,,0,0,0,,You're a scumbag, President.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.07,0:15:33.78,Default,,0,0,0,,This is only a game!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.28,0:15:38.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Incidentally, the husband has to pay 20 million yen per kid for child support.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.73,0:15:41.42,Default,,0,0,0,,You're killing me!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.83,0:15:43.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.46,0:15:46.58,Default,,0,0,0,,How pitiable.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.58,0:15:49.46,Default,,0,0,0,,You're that happy when someone's suffering?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.51,0:15:51.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, my turn.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.25,0:15:53.30,Default,,0,0,0,,H-Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.30,0:15:55.01,Default,,0,0,0,,A Marriage square?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.43,0:15:58.02,Defalics,,0,0,0,,The player closest to me is President!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.22,0:15:59.72,Defalics,,0,0,0,,Then...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.69,0:16:10.49,Defalics,,0,0,0,,P-President and I are...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.82,0:16:12.74,Defalics,,0,0,0,,Shinomiya and I are...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.74,0:16:14.36,Defalics,,0,0,0,,...married?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.74,0:16:14.36,Alt,,0,0,0,,{\i1}...married?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.16,0:16:18.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait a second.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.62,0:16:21.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Shinomiya has a Distrusts All Men card,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.96,0:16:23.42,Default,,0,0,0,,so she can't get married to a man!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.33,0:16:26.04,Default,,0,0,0,,What happens then?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.33,0:16:29.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, the next closest player...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.63,0:16:31.55,Default,,0,0,0,,You marry Fujiwara!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.55,0:16:33.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.93,0:16:43.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Kaguya, let's live happily ever after!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.35,0:16:45.94,Default,,0,0,0,,I landed on a Birth square.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.27,0:16:48.52,Default,,0,0,0,,We have a child!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.52,0:16:49.69,Default,,0,0,0,,How did that happen?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.07,0:16:53.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Another Birth square!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.53,0:16:55.45,Default,,0,0,0,,We're spry for our age!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.74,0:16:57.03,Default,,0,0,0,,And then...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.03,0:16:58.45,Default,,0,0,0,,The finish line.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.74,0:17:00.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Game over!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.45,0:17:02.45,Default,,0,0,0,,So,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.79,0:17:05.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Kaguya is the winner of the Happy Life Game!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.25,0:17:08.84,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't have any happy memories whatsoever.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.30,0:17:12.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Wasn't that fun?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.42,0:17:13.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's play again!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.84,0:17:13.59,Alt,,0,0,0,,Late divorce, child support, lawsuit payout, loss of trust...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.59,0:17:15.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an3}Never again.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.59,0:17:15.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}No way.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.34,0:17:17.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.09,0:17:19.93,Default,,0,0,0,,I actually enjoyed it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.93,0:17:21.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Lesson...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.18,0:17:25.10,Default,,0,0,0,,If you marry Fujiwara, it will drive you to depression.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.10,0:17:28.31,Default,,0,0,0,,You should really give the game a total debugging before having people play it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.31,0:17:28.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.69,0:17:30.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Right now, the game relies too much on luck,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.61,0:17:34.15,Default,,0,0,0,,but one workaround would be being able to pool one roll of the die
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.69,0:17:34.15,Alt,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.15,0:17:38.03,Default,,0,0,0,,to increase the ability to strategize. Also, do away with the sudden death element...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.57,0:17:36.43,Alt,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.53,0:17:44.54,Default,,0,0,0,,You had a birthday recently, didn't you, President?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.91,0:17:47.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, was that my birthday?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.75,0:17:49.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you forget?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.63,0:17:54.55,Default,,0,0,0,,I haven't celebrated it in years. It's no different than any other day.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.92,0:17:57.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Unless you're telling me you'll celebrate it next year...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.97,0:17:58.80,Default,,0,0,0,,As if.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.18,0:18:02.35,Default,,0,0,0,,There's not a snowball's chance in hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.31,0:18:08.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Four more days until President's birthday!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.31,0:18:11.90,Defalics,,0,0,0,,After what I said last year, it's hard to bring it up now!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.86,0:18:13.94,Defalics,,0,0,0,,Jeez!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.94,0:18:14.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Eiffel Tower!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.32,0:18:19.11,Defalics,,0,0,0,,It's like all I can think about is celebrating President's birthday!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.57,0:18:22.49,Defalics,,0,0,0,,It's not like I have to do anything for his birthday!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.28,0:18:22.49,Alt,,0,0,0,,D-Diamond!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.99,0:18:27.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Birthday! A special day that only comes around once a year.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.12,0:18:30.29,Default,,0,0,0,,But owing to financial circumstances,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.29,0:18:34.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Shirogane has no special feelings about his birthday and won't even bring it up.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.92,0:18:39.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Unless someone said something, Shirogane's birthday would pass by unnoticed.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.05,0:18:44.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Kaguya, are you troubled about something?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.31,0:18:47.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I guess you could say that.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.06,0:18:50.48,Default,,0,0,0,,In that case...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.07,0:18:57.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Fortune Teller Chika will read your fortune, Kaguya!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.82,0:19:00.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Fortune?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.11,0:19:00.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.24,0:19:04.12,Default,,0,0,0,,All you have to do is put your sex and birthdate onto this site,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.12,0:19:08.16,Default,,0,0,0,,and it'll solve any problem you have!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.16,0:19:10.21,Default,,0,0,0,,You're just relying on an app.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.21,0:19:13.96,Default,,0,0,0,,In the first place, what can sex and birthdate tell you...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.50,0:19:13.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Here you go!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.96,0:19:15.25,Defalics,,0,0,0,,Birthdate?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.25,0:19:18.21,Default,,0,0,0,,This seems interesting.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.21,0:19:20.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's all do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.09,0:19:21.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Yay!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.59,0:19:23.64,Default,,0,0,0,,My birthday is January 1st.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.14,0:19:26.39,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a New Year's baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.72,0:19:29.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, born on January 1st...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.48,0:19:33.73,Default,,0,0,0,,"You're like an Alexandrite.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.73,0:19:36.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Like the gem named after a king,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.32,0:19:39.19,Default,,0,0,0,,you have a noble character and are full of pride.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.19,0:19:43.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Moreover, just as this stone has the rare trait of appearing red or blue at times,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.87,0:19:48.91,Default,,0,0,0,,sometimes you are an angel and sometimes a demon.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.91,0:19:52.43,Default,,0,0,0,,If you throw away your pride and be honest about your feelings, happiness will come to you."
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.43,0:19:53.92,Default,,0,0,0,,That's what it says!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.08,0:19:53.92,Default \an8,,0,0,0,,Full of pride... Sometimes a...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.92,0:19:57.80,Default \an8,,0,0,0,,demon!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.47,0:20:01.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you say something?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.63,0:20:02.55,Default,,0,0,0,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.93,0:20:05.64,Defalics,,0,0,0,,That was totally off.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.72,0:20:08.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Miss Fujiwara, I believe your birthday is on...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.31,0:20:10.14,Default,,0,0,0,,March 3rd, Girls' Day!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.10,0:20:13.90,Default,,0,0,0,,"You're like the flame of a candle.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.90,0:20:18.40,Default,,0,0,0,,You light up your surroundings and your heat slowly melts ice.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.15,0:20:23.20,Default,,0,0,0,,That symbolizes dedication and affection.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.20,0:20:27.16,Default,,0,0,0,,If you continue to pour love into everything you do, your wish will come true."
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.20,0:20:29.37,Default,,0,0,0,,That's what it says!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.37,0:20:30.95,Defalics,,0,0,0,,Dedication? Affection?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.95,0:20:34.42,Defalics,,0,0,0,,I don't know that person. Are they sure it's not meant to be "greedy" and "narcissistic"?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.13,0:20:36.79,Default,,0,0,0,,My birthday is also March 3rd.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.13,0:20:39.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Why would you do that, you halfwit?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.75,0:20:40.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Why are you angry?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.96,0:20:44.84,Default,,0,0,0,,When they celebrate mine, they'll have to celebrate for you at the same time!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.22,0:20:49.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Celebrating both of us together takes away my specialness, you idiot!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.06,0:20:53.10,Default \an8,,0,0,0,,Fujiwara, I'm not sensing any dedication or affection here.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.43,0:20:53.10,Defalics,kaguya,0,0,0,,In the end, horoscopes like that are no more than the Barnum effect,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.10,0:20:54.73,Defalics,kaguya,0,0,0,,saying words that hint at a deeper meaning
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.73,0:20:56.98,Defalics,kaguya,0,0,0,,which the listener conveniently interprets to solve the problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.10,0:20:55.44,Default \an8,,0,0,0,,Are you sure it's not supposed to be "greedy" and "narcissistic"?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.44,0:20:56.98,Default \an8,,0,0,0,,Raaar! Graaar!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.98,0:20:58.73,Defalics,,0,0,0,,But I'll still use it here.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.98,0:20:58.73,Default \an8,,0,0,0,,Wh-What's "Raaar! Graaar"?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.73,0:20:59.77,Default \an8,,0,0,0,,Raaar! Graaar!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.77,0:21:01.44,Default,,0,0,0,,You're next, President.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.90,0:21:02.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell me your birth—
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.94,0:21:03.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not interested.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.07,0:21:07.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Horoscopes are no more than the Barnum effect,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.95,0:21:10.70,Default,,0,0,0,,saying words that hint at a deeper meaning which the listener conveniently interprets.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.87,0:21:14.41,Default,,0,0,0,,N-No! That's not true!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.91,0:21:18.79,Default,,0,0,0,,For example, feng shui incorporates elements of architecture and statistics.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.79,0:21:20.55,Default,,0,0,0,,But we're talking birthday horoscopes, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.96,0:21:23.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Your birthday is just the day you happened to be born on.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.97,0:21:25.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Like there's any meaning to that?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.55,0:21:28.55,Default,,0,0,0,,There is! It's a special day that only comes around once a year!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.85,0:21:33.31,Default,,0,0,0,,I once told you and only you what day my birthday was, Shinomiya.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.31,0:21:37.69,Default,,0,0,0,,You have a good memory, but even you forgot something so inconsequential.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.69,0:21:39.02,Defalics,,0,0,0,,I remember!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.02,0:21:40.86,Defalics,,0,0,0,,You birthday's on September 9th which makes you a Virgo!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.86,0:21:44.44,Defalics,,0,0,0,,Your blood type is O and your birth weight was 2,118 grams, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.44,0:21:45.53,Defalics,,0,0,0,,I remember it, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.53,0:21:47.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't be like that!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.24,0:21:51.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Other than personality analysis, this can do compatibility divination!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.62,0:21:53.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.20,0:21:55.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not doing any of it!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.37,0:21:56.21,Defalics,,0,0,0,,Jeez!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.21,0:21:57.54,Defalics,,0,0,0,,What's with you?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.54,0:22:02.59,Defalics,,0,0,0,,When someone's trying to celebrate your birthday out of a sense of noblesse oblige!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.84,0:22:06.80,Defalics,,0,0,0,,Even though I'm sure you have no intention of celebrating my birthday, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.09,0:22:08.47,Default,,0,0,0,,That's not true.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.47,0:22:11.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Shirogane eagerly watches the daily horoscope on TV every morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:10.05,0:22:11.85,Default \an8,,0,0,0,,Yes! Virgo is in first place!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.14,0:22:15.60,Default,,0,0,0,,And he has Kaguya's birthday clearly marked in his date book.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.60,0:22:18.60,Default,,0,0,0,,To top it off, Shirogane has already checked that site.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.98,0:22:22.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Both the personality analysis and the compatibility divination...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.73,0:22:27.49,Default,,0,0,0,,I shouldn't have looked!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:27.49,0:22:30.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Shirogane doesn't want Shinomiya to see the results,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:30.49,0:22:33.49,Default,,0,0,0,,so he refuses to tell her his birthday.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:34.20,0:22:34.99,Default,,0,0,0,,But...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:34.99,0:22:38.00,Default,,0,0,0,,...he couldn't explain that to her, either.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:38.58,0:22:40.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't tell her that.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.29,0:22:46.21,Defalics,,0,0,0,,What does that mean? Is President trying to tell me something?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:47.63,0:22:48.93,Defalics,,0,0,0,,Maybe...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.93,0:22:55.64,Defalics,,0,0,0,,President only wants me to celebrate it?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:55.64,0:22:56.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Incorrect.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.18,0:23:02.44,Defalics,,0,0,0,,Is he in a bad mood because he thinks I've forgotten his birthday?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:02.44,0:23:03.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.69,0:23:04.90,Defalics,,0,0,0,,Jeez!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:04.90,0:23:06.78,Defalics,,0,0,0,,If that's what it is, then I have no choice.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:06.78,0:23:08.11,Default,,0,0,0,,That's not what it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:08.36,0:23:12.37,Defalics,,0,0,0,,Just the two of us celebrating his birthday would be something a couple would do!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:13.12,0:23:17.12,Defalics,,0,0,0,,Well, I guess he can be selfish once a year! I can give in just this once!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:17.50,0:23:19.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Shinomiya, is something wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:21.37,0:23:23.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Nothing at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:23.71,0:23:25.00,Defalics,,0,0,0,,An angelic smile?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.00,0:23:27.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you for worrying about me.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.09,0:23:31.18,Default,,0,0,0,,If you're ever in trouble, feel free to ask me for advice.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.18,0:23:32.44,Defalics,,0,0,0,,Repulsive!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.93,0:23:34.80,Default,,0,0,0,,A birthday party for Shirogane!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.80,0:23:38.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Kaguya decided to have one with just the two of them!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:38.93,0:23:42.02,Default,,0,0,0,,They're not going to check my fortune?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.45,0:00:23.04,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\fad(440,0)}Kaguya-sama: Love is War
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.54,0:00:25.92,Sign,,0,0,0,,"Aaah!!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.79,0:00:27.92,Sign,,0,0,0,,The Geniuses' War of Hearts and Minds
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.92,0:00:29.92,Sign,,0,0,0,,"I'm an unwanted child!!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.53,0:00:54.86,Sign,,0,0,0,,Student Council Room
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.98,0:01:29.40,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\fad(480,480)\an7}Ai Hayasaka Wants to Stave Them Off
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.87,0:01:55.38,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1704,537.667)}Shirogane's Day
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.87,0:01:53.13,Sign 5,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1322.667,383)\frz20.82}Sleep
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.21,0:01:53.13,Sign 5,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1279.999,641.667)\frz349.6}Morning study
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.50,0:01:53.13,Sign 5,,0,0,0,,{\frz313.2\pos(1205.333,791)}Go to school
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.75,0:01:53.13,Sign 5,,0,0,0,,{\pos(981.334,809.666)}Classes
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.17,0:01:53.13,Sign 5,,0,0,0,,{\frz30.87\pos(733.333,705.666)}Student council
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.71,0:01:53.13,Sign 5,,0,0,0,,{\frz339.6\pos(722.667,406.666)}Job
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.08,0:01:53.13,Sign 5,,0,0,0,,{\frz289\pos(896,214.667)}Go home
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.29,0:01:53.13,Sign 5,,0,0,0,,{\frz44.87\pos(1117.334,252)}Night study
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.58,0:01:53.84,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1509.333,852.333)}{\bord0\c&H000000&\fad(0,600)}caffeine
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.25,0:01:53.84,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\pos(341.334,780.333)}{\bord0\c&H000000&\fad(0,600)}caffeine
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.88,0:01:53.84,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\pos(384,103)}{\bord0\c&H000000&\fad(0,600)}caffeine
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.50,0:01:53.84,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1445.333,124.333)}{\bord0\c&H000000&\fad(0,600)\N}caffeine
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.60,0:02:47.22,Sign,,0,0,0,,Mission: Don't let a single soul into the student council room
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.87,0:03:07.75,Sign,,0,0,0,,Fund-raising Permission Form
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.83,0:03:09.75,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1688,717)}Skill: Gal Mode
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.25,0:03:20.17,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\an4\pos(85.333,761.666)}No one's in the student council room.\N It's locked. I can't finish my errands.\N People with free time, meet up in the library.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.30,0:04:04.26,Sign,,0,0,0,,Resting\Nplease don't disturb
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.12,0:04:29.12,Sign,,0,0,0,,That was before summer vacation. And now...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.38,0:04:41.84,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\pos(454,739)}The Student Council\N Has Not Achieved Nirvana
Comment: 0,0:04:41.84,0:04:45.59,Sign,,0,0,0,,WIMP
Comment: 0,0:04:41.84,0:04:45.59,Sign,,0,0,0,,DUDE-BRO
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.47,0:04:48.10,Sign,,0,0,0,,Playa!!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.29,0:06:05.34,Sign,,0,0,0,,I'm tellin' you...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.91,0:07:18.00,Sign,,0,0,0,,GRIT GRIT
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.04,0:10:11.54,Sign,,0,0,0,,Tabletop Game Club
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.80,0:10:16.72,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1614,733)\fad(480,480)}Kaguya Wants\N to Get Married
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.27,0:10:25.06,Sign,,0,0,0,,Goal
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.36,0:11:26.54,Sign,,0,0,0,,Shuchiin Academy Tabletop Game Club Production\N Happy Life Game Instructions
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.54,0:11:30.62,Sign,,0,0,0,,Lucky
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.92,0:11:33.04,Sign,,0,0,0,,Misfortune
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.38,0:12:24.59,Sign,,0,0,0,,Nerdy Student
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.98,0:12:34.27,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\fad(400,400)}Grin
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.57,0:12:44.45,Sign,,0,0,0,,Distrusts All Men
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.83,0:13:04.72,Sign,,0,0,0,,Finish line
Comment: 0,0:13:21.36,0:13:27.82,Sign,,0,0,0,,Blah-blah
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.82,0:13:28.62,Sign,,0,0,0,,Our tabletop game club!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.62,0:13:31.70,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\pos(266.667,265.667)}Gigako
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.62,0:13:31.70,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1693.333,100.333)}Makky-senhai
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.24,0:13:31.70,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,0)}* There's also a member named Fujiwara.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.70,0:13:32.79,Sign,,0,0,0,,Marriage
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.58,0:14:17.41,Sign,,0,0,0,,Happy Life Game\NRules
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.88,0:14:31.72,Sign,,0,0,0,,Entreprenuerial Success
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.77,0:14:42.73,Sign,,0,0,0,,Heh heh
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.24,0:14:55.87,Sign,,0,0,0,,First Section Listed
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.25,0:15:02.71,Sign,,0,0,0,,9 kids
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.47,0:15:16.77,Sign,,0,0,0,,Decrepit
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.28,0:15:38.70,Sign,,0,0,0,,20 million yen
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.70,0:15:41.42,Sign,,0,0,0,,180 million yen
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.80,0:15:53.30,Sign,,0,0,0,,Marriage
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.93,0:16:43.31,Sign,,0,0,0,,Spongy Spongy
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.31,0:16:45.94,Sign,,0,0,0,,Birth
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.20,0:17:02.45,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\fs60\an4\pos(1250.666,679)}1st: Kaguya, 1,375,000,000 yen\N 2nd: Fujiwara, 430,000,000 yen\N 3rd: Shirogane, 95,000,000 yen\N 4th: The Late Ishigami, 0 yen
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.11,0:17:41.03,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\fad(470,470)}About one year earlier
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.58,0:17:53.01,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1466.667,791)\fad(480,480)}Kaguya Wants to Celebrate
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.35,0:18:52.81,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\fad(350,350)\pos(328,743)}Five Minutes Later
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.07,0:18:57.49,Sign,,0,0,0,,Ta-da
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.04,0:19:10.21,Sign,,0,0,0,,Birthday Fortune
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.64,0:20:07.14,Sign,,0,0,0,,shiver shiver
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.20,0:20:29.37,Sign,,0,0,0,,heh heh
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.06,0:20:55.85,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\pos(440,611)}Personal\N opinion
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.70,0:21:10.45,Sign,,0,0,0,,Personal opinion
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.80,0:22:07.59,Sign,,0,0,0,,Hmph
Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.86,0:22:23.48,Sign,,0,0,0,,Born on September 9th\Nx\NBorn on January 1st
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.48,0:22:24.73,Sign,,0,0,0,,Your compatibility is...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.36,0:22:24.73,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1642.667,769.667)\fad(480,0)}Pretty iffy!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.73,0:22:27.49,Sign,,0,0,0,,You are "pure silver".\NSurprisingly mellow,\Ngets depressed easily...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:13.12,0:23:17.12,Sign,,0,0,0,,wriggle wriggle
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.26,0:23:38.02,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\fad(480,0)}Today's battle result: Kaguya wins\N (for being in a good mood)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:38.31,0:23:42.02,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\fs70\pos(594.667,57.667)}Ishigami's fortune (March 3rd birthday)\N "Canary"\N Symbol of misfortune and sacrifice.\NBe careful of slips of the tongue.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.56,0:23:42.02,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,0)\fs57\pos(192,454.999)}I'll do it\N myself...