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English Subtitles by Aozora Translations

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This video is pure fiction. Any depiction of real people or places is purely coincidental.

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We're here much earlier than usual, huh!

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It seems today will be rather different!

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Even though he said "we're running out of time!", Sensei isn't even here yet!

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I AM HERE!

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Don't scare me like that!

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Shima-chan's scream is so cute!

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So she IS the type who's hard on the outside but soft on the inside!

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Shut up guys! I was just startled is all!

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Don't pretend like you two liked it! You're just making fun of me!

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Hey Sensei, what are we doing today?

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In today's lesson...we'll learn about future paths for successful idols!

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"Paths for successful idols"? Sounds like fun!

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She doesn't even know what it is and she's excited...

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Sensei, what does that mean?

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Successful idols often end up as police chiefs.

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So the three of you shall become the same, and use your charm to inspire others!

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If it's about older idols then it isn't very practical!

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Police? Chief? What're those things?

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Police officers are humans who dedicate themselves towards keeping other humans safe!

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Police chiefs are leaders of these workers.

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So police officers are pretty much like those guardian angels I keep hearing about, right?

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Not exactly...

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Hohoh! So successful idols in the human world get to rule over them, right?

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I don't think that's how it works!

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I mean, I guess it's close enough!

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ARE YOU SERIOUS!?

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Okay, then let us begin your police training, to rule the human world!

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(Text: Shima-san is Police Chief for a Day)

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Today, the demon idol Shima-san, will be police chief for one day, managing street traffic among other things.

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In Lucifer prefecture, West Devil Town, the devil idol Shima-san has taken responsibility of police chief for a day, and addresses the public.

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Let's look out for remittance fraud and other crimes!

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Ah, Shima, are you hiding something?

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Let's go the speed limit, not J-walk, and engage in accident prevention!

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Shima-chan's so cute! The spitting image of an idol!

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I work hard so that one day there will be no more accidents!

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As expected! She said it well!

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Here we see Shima-san engaging in everyday police chief duties, such as checking if cars are slowing for pedestrians, and handing out safety pamphlets to citizens.

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Good work, Shima!

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You looked so good! And so cool!

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Is that so...!

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What's the big deal, Shima? You could've done so much better!

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Then you give it a try!

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Okay, next is Aila!

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Today, the demon idol Aila-san, will be police chief for one day, shouting "who gives a crap!" among other things.

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What, this is wrong. What's happening?

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Why would a policewoman shout "who gives a crap!"...?

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In Lucifer prefecture, West Devil Town, the devil idol Aila-san has taken responsibility of police chief for a day, and addresses the public.

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Let's look out for remittance fraud and other crimes!

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But...if ya' do some fraud, who really gives a crap!

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WHAT THE HELL!

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THINK ABOUT THE VICTIMS!

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Let's go the speed limit, not J-walk, and engage in accident prevention!

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But, if you can't stop someone...who gives a crap!

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WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING!!!

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DO YOUR JOB!

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What's gotten to her!? What kind of police chief is this!?

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I work hard so that one day there will be no more accidents!

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But if you're not happy...who gives a crap!

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Only oneself can determine happiness...that sounded kinda deep!

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My view on life has been changed forever!

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Here we see Aila-san engaging in everyday police chief duties, such as shouting "who gives a crap!" at cars, and thinking "I don't need to hand out pamphlets, I'm going home!".

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Whew, how exhausting!

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YOU ARE THE WORST POLICE CHIEF!

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It seems you may be mentally unstable...

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I mean c'mon...! Who gives a crap!

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SHE SAID IT AGAIN!

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Next up is Hana!

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Today, the demon idol Hana-san, will be police chief for one day, managing street traffic among other things.

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In Lucifer prefecture, West Devil Town, the devil idol Hana-san has taken responsibility of police chief for a day, and addresses the public.

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It's important to not steal gold...

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Huh...? Ah, not stealing gold...

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Not stealing...jewels...crimes, we need to lookout for crimes...guys!

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OH NO! IT'S A TRAINWRECK!

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Hana, do your best!

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Speeddown...

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Speed down...!

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Down...the crossing...protecting the streets...

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JEEZ! SHE CAN'T PRONOUNCE ANYTHING!

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Her intonation's all funny today!

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I wa-wa-wa...I WANNA PROTECT Y'ALL! I gotta' do my darn bestest to...God help me.

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GOD CAN'T SAVE YOUR SOUL!!

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Isn't this a weird time to be nervous?

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Is what...I hope for.

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Here we see Hana-san too nervous to engage in everyday police chief duties, such as checking if cars are slowing for pedestrians, or handing out safety pamphlets to citizens!

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Are you alright, Hana?

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Ahah, I was so nervous!

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Here's your scores!

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Shima:

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You fail!

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HOW!? I TOOK IT SO SERIOUSLY!

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You were TOO serious.

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Next: Aila!

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You fail!

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Whaaa, why!?

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You weren't serious enough. Next: Hana!

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You pass! For being so cute!

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YAAAAAYY!!!

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WHAT!? ARE THOSE THE FINAL RESULTS!?

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Devidol!

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Are you there Hana? We're about to begin!

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So it's finally my turn, huh!

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Of course! There was Aila and Shima, so naturally you're up next Hana!

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I was wondering what Aila and Hana were so upset about recently...

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This is your "chance to evolve"!

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Should you do well, this'll be your chance to level up your idol skills!

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Isn't it a bit early for endgame?

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Hey, don't worry about it!

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Here we go!

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With idols, there are many genres! And in order to stand out, you must be wacky and creative! So please answer these questions in unexpected ways!

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Okay!

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Question: Type As are organized, Type Bs are lazy. What are Type Os like?

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Crew cut!

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Crew cut!? Well, I suppose they would have such an outwards appearance, right!?

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Nothing on the inside! They're very confident people. Good answer!

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Next: What did Momotaro give the pig, monkey, and pheasant?

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A mistranslation!

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She said it! A mistranslation! How nostalgic!

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A mistranslation can be awful, right!? Right...what do you do then...

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Okay, next question! What are conibinis for?

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For buying bikinis!

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Why did you say that...it's the first time I've heard that one! Wow, what an amazing word!

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Next! End of the year song contest. Who's going up against the white team?

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The bubble team!

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The bubble team...sounds like fun!

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Next! What happened to Snow White when she ate an apple?

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She returned the eaten apple, and a lot of people got upset and started a fist fight!

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No, wrong answer! An interesting one, but wrong!

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An interesting one but...! I cannot say that that was the correct answer! Right! Y'know?

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Right...right, y'know! There isn't a single person here in hell who would say that answer's correct!

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What a good world!

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Question: When Buddha was born he said "The world is selfish", but what did Ono no Imoko say when he was born?

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WHAT A CUTE NAME!

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Seems right! Sounds like something he would say! Sounds probable to me! Okay!

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What did Akechi Mitsuhide say?

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"What, is this thing on my head?"

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Ah, I'm sure he said that! I'm sure he said that at least once! Ohohoh, she said it, she's in trouble!

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Alright! Shall we create a great nation (1192 A.D.)?

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YOU TOO!?

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"You too"...! Who's saying "you too"?

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Right...well good answer!

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Next! Where did Princess Kaguya come from?

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Wantanabe Entertainment!

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That...I'd knew you'd say that! Of course you would!

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Okay! Please tell me what this sign means!

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ONE CUPPA' PUDDING PLEASE!!

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I see...! It kinda looks like pudding!

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(Move on, move on!)

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Okay, what about this sign?

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A rare sight in Japan! Rebroadcast!

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"Rebroadcast!".

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Right! I mean, aren't rebroadcasts the only things on anymore? Next!

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If Aila was an exchange student in America, what would her nickname be?

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Mimorin.

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Mimorin...they're smart! Those kids are smart, to know that one.

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Next! What's Shima concerned about this time?

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The direction for this anime is all over the place!

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Ah! So did your true concern come out?

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Yes...

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Is that true? (Yes...) Is that really what you think?

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Next! What has Hana always treasured since she was a kid?

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Treasure from the Bat King!

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Boxes...boxes! They're always the best! Boxes are nice- ALL DONNEEE!!

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How did I do?

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Hmm, everyone is...amazing! Pass! You pass, Hana-chan!

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I DID ITTT!! I mean, ARE WE REALLY SUPPOSED TO BECOME IDOLS OFF OF THIS!?!?

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