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It seems easy to draw a thinker.

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Maybe I chose the wrong model.

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I get it!  There is something wrong with his pose.

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Put yourself in profile, it may be a little better.

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If you stay like this, I'm not inspired.

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You're perfect!  And above all, you look very relaxed.

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please, stay that way.

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What would this scrawl be, little baby?

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Stop making fun of me, you can't do anything better anyway

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and then you might be polite every now and then.

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Can't you see my angelic face?

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Can't you hear my sweet voice caressing your stupid ears?

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Maybe something is wrong with the script... But no!  I am Eros, the God of Love!

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There is nothing quite like some exercise early in the morning.

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What do you want, woodcutter goddess?

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To stay beautiful I have to do something unlike ya.

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If you keep giving me these blows, I will certainly not improve.

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True, you can't get worse than that.

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And this you call consolation?  Ouch!  My poor head!

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isn't it fantastic?  Nature is so full of colors.

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The change of season has an effect on me!  How I would like to imprison

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these sweet images and keep them forever in heart and mind.

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First she starts drawing,

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then she cuts a tree like a hardened lumberjack

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and then all those romantic phrases about nature...

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Sure! Show me your little heart!

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- I don't understand, what would you like to see?  - The heart, suckling.

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- Show what your heart is hiding.  - Heart?

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I am an expert on the subject.

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let's not get caught!

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I wanted to see the heart, not a bump on my forehead.

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stop!

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Where did those two go?

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- I can't see them.  - Let's get out of here without being seen.

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over there!

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- Come here, I saw you!  - Stfu!

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Erosorry.

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- What is that guy doing?  - This is called art, retard!

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Art?

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This here is Pygmalion, the hard-working sculptor.

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Why can't I?

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These faces do not go!

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Something is missing, why?

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Your face is missing something too, but you don't make a fuss.

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A little respect in the face of art!

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Sorry, midget, I didn't mean to offend you.

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- Yes, for a change.  - Take this.

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- The power of art has something explosive about it.  - Look what you've done,

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piece of bomber!  - Shut up, incompetent!

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If you keep it up, it will be my last day.

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Yes, but I have to find something that allows my genius

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to come out in all the beauty of it!

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ur love of art is consuming ya lke a candle.  Poor coconut.

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am I supposed to say that I am consuming myself with a blow to the head?

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Something is wrong here.  You suffer and I get bumps.

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Art always encounters major obstacles.

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You don't even know where art is at home.

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How dare you talk to me like this?

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I have finally found pure beauty!  I've been looking for you for years,

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you are the inspiration I wanted.  - Pure beauty... me?

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If ya say so ya're a great artist.

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Genius is something that cannot be explained.

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My divine, beauty herself!  I want to sculpt your image,

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it will be a masterpiece!  - He has a visual defect.

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Here I am, I'm on my way!

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Listen to me, Pygmalion, have a chamomile tea.

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- Why did the inspiration pass to me?  - Ugh, this inspiration!

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- You can not do without it?  - It is not possible.

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A true artist like me can't work without that spark.

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Why did you let me down?  What struck me in you the first time I saw you?

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You are an illusion and nothing else.

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ya won't be much of a model, but baked ya must be a delicacy.

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How will I do?

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For me this is crazy.  Let's go home, Pollon.

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No, wait, I have a soft spot for failed artists.

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Don't despair, Pygmalion.  Nobody understands your art and neither do you,

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But I like you and I will do anything to help you.

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Heavenly vision!

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- You're the one I've been looking for all my life!  - Huh?

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- How did I not notice you?  - It's never too late

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to notice true beauty.  - Yes, you're right.

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- You will pose for me, right?  - Of course.

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Inspiration!  Look how ya have shrunk!

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You have carved all the gods of Olympus.  How wonderful!

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Come here, Pollon, there is also Zeus.  Look at it well!

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But you're wrong.  He is much worse in reality.

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These statues, although beautiful, are worth nothing.

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I'm just doing this to get the money.  They have no soul!

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Didn't you get the idea?

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The true artist knows no compromises.  What a wonderful thing!

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So why did he take you as a model, with that ugly face you have?

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Don't make judgments if you don't understand the art, faggot!

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And you are a poor deluded!  You make a nice couple, you two.

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Stop!

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Inspiration has come to me!

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Come, Pollon, come to me.  Let's work!

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- He may be inspired, but he's crazy.  - Better not contradict him.

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I'm about to burst!

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I'm about to burst!

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I'm about to burst!

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Everyone is free to pop when he wants,

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but why not leave the poor people alone?  - I've done it!

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Did you take me for a dartboard?

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I did it, finally!  I managed to make a masterpiece.

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This is pure art, pure beauty.

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The work I've been waiting for for years!

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- look how beautiful.  - How good!

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it's for you, do you like it?

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Everything has a limit, except what concerns me.

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- Congratulations, you are great!  - Thanks, but I owe the success to you.

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it is so beautiful that it seems real.

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You're right, it's perfect.

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If she had a soul, I'd be the happiest man in the world.

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- what are you doing?  - I'll tell you:

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- He fell in love with that sculpture.  - Hello to you, Pygmalion.

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The old man has also arrived.

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You did a great job, my statue is perfect.

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it is graceful and strong like me, it has all my style,

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my boundless beauty.  You deserve an award.  What do you want?

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I want the statue I carved to have a soul.

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This, for me, is a child's play.

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Pygmalion, you are a man of few pretensions.

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If you truly wish, I will give you the power to breathe life into this statue,

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because I understood that you fell in love with it.

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- Can you do this?  - When I ask for a magical power, you gave me nothing!

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Olimpapa!

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I want my beautiful sculpture to have a soul.

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It really moves!

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Thanks for giving me a soul.

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- Sweet marble face.  - Better than a bronze face.

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My sweet, warm piece of marble.  I love you with all my heart,

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I want to live with you always!

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poor deluded!  You're just my type, doll.

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What are you doing, divine Zeus?

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Shut up and go back to your chisel!  This marble piece is too cute for you.

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Let's go make beautiful statuettes in the woods, the two of us.

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Stop, it is not fair!

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As he see a beautiful girl, he no longer understands anything!

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That old man is incorrigible.

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-Give it back to me!  - Stfu.

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You should thank me instead of complaining.

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I gave you the power to breathe life into your sculptures!

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What more do you expect from a god?

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what to do with your gift?

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What good is this great power to me if I have lost the woman of my heart?

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I had an idea!

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One word is enough and I will have an army at my disposal.

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Laughs best who laughs last!

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With my statues I will turn the world upside down.

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- Here it ends badly.  - I'm dying of curiosity and you're the usual coward.

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Why should a divine suckling have less brain than a goose?

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Did I say something wrong?

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Stop, what are you doing? This you will pay very high.

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Help, I drown!

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What happen?  That's Eros over there!

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If I didn't come, you'd be drowned.

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Nice way you have to save people.

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Enough of the thanks, what were you doing?

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- Here it is again!  - It's the showdown, clown!  - What's up, two Eroses?

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Why do you look so much like me?

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Don't be silly, it's you who looks like me!

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Until recently you were just a statue.

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- What are you talking about?  You're a liar!  - me?

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One of the two is the real Eros

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and the other is the statue that Pygmalion gave life to.

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I can't tell them apart.  They are both ugly.

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- Get off my chariot, imposter!  - The wagon is mine, you get off!

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Do I also have two dads now? One was more than enough.

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- I am the only God of the Sun, the great Apollon!  - You're a liar!

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The hell is happening!

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I have an idea.  I'm going to seek advice from Uncle Poseidon, God of the Sea.

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Uncle Poseidon!

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- You're an imposter!  - No, you are the impostor!

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Stop fighting!

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Sorry I kept you waiting, honey.

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Look what I have prepared for you!  I did it with my hands, for my lovebird.

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beauty, take a bite!  Sorry, but I don't know your tastes yet.

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There you have it, a nice miso soup.

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How about a slice of meat, babe?  But why don't you like anything?

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How difficult you are!  Yet in these parts they are all foodies.

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I will never eat again for a lifetime!  I beg you, let me go back to Pygmalion!

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You cannot prefer his hovel to the abode of the gods.

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I don't want to stay here.

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Do you know that when you cry you are even prettier, morsel?

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Don't worry, now let's play a good game, so everything goes away.

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Are you ready, sweetie?

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- My sweet girl!  - Who are you?  What are you doing here?

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I have the trivia!

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This looks like me like a drop of water.

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Shut up and puss away!

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Come here, sweetie, I'll take care of you to have fun.

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Get those hands off my girlfriend!

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I am the Father of the Gods!

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- You liar!  - Imposter.

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- I am the real Zeus!  - No!  It's me!

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things are going badly.

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How stupid you are, gods of Olympus!  Go on fighting.

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Thus Zeus will learn not to bully!

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Pygmalion.

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- What do you want, Pollon?  - Stop now

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Olympus is upside down, we no longer understand anything.

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Just what I wanted: To create total confusion.

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It is the fault of Zeus who stole the marble woman.

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Now my sculptures will destroy the world!

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What is the use of revenge on Zeus?

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What shall I do with my revenge, if I have lost the woman of marble?

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I know!

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Why didn't Zeus fall in love with a handsome soldier?

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- I feel sorry for that boy.  - Where are you, woman of marble?

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Watch out!

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If this is a suicide attempt, you may want to postpone it.

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- I found a way to resolve this.  - What?

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You will get the marble woman back, so you will regain trust in the gods and in me.

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- Aren't you kidding?  
- Don't worry!

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I will do everything to help you.

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But where did Pygmalion go?

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I'm down here!

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don't let me go like that.

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How careless I am!

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you will stop saying that you are the God of Love,

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because here there is only one: myself!

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You liar!  I am the God of Love, I always have been!

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Time to stop!  I'll be the one to judge which of you is really Eros,

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because I have a foolproof method. do you want to turn around?

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forward the next one!  We see.

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- I understand everything, gentlemen of the jury, he is the real Eros!  - Hurray!

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- How do you know?  We are identical!  - There is a difference,

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you have no flea between the wings.  - True, sacrosanct words.

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I'm a dirty guy.  My best friends are cockroaches and flies.

237
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Last time, at the pool, they paid me to make me leave.

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If I walk down the street, people faint and the flowers wither.

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How glad I am to be dirty, or rather,

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I prefer to wash when I want and that is as little as possible!

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Understood?  I told you my method was infallible.

242
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How was I to know that the God of Love never washes?

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Better impostor than dirty.  Bye guys, see you soon.

244
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Go to Pygmalion's house and wait for me there.

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I'm looking for a way to get a statues back to the way they were before.

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I don't know what Olympus would do without me.

247
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But what happened, Pollon?

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It is your doing, he was enchanted by your charm.

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That's what I thought too, but I didn't say it out of modesty.

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- You don't even understand lines.  - What ya saying?  I have not heard.  - Nothing.

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Now listen, there's a lot of work to do, could you help me out?

252
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you always manages to set me up.

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- It seems easy to distinguish the gods.  - Instead it is a very difficult thing.

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- And even more difficult is...... to distinguish the ugly ones.

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This program is titled: Godlike Copies!

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Meet the referee.

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- Good!  - Good!

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Here is the first pair of competitors.

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Don't think you can get away with it, everyone knows I'm the only real Aphrodite.

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You are wrong, you will waste your strength, because I am Aphrodite,

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the splendid Goddess of Beauty.  - It's me, liar!

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Do not lie!  It's me!

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I'll check right away, let's see...

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Sure!

265
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I'm about to pass the final judgment: The real Aphrodite is that one!

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- Hurray!  - Why do you say this?  - It's very simple, I know a secret:

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The real Aphrodite has a mole on the thigh of her right leg.

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Here, we have eliminated the impostor.

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Is it possible that you don't recognize me?  I'm your real daddy!

270
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Stop it, don't be silly, I'm your father!

271
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Whoever increases my money will be my father.

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- Yes, I'll double them!  - No way!

273
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I gave you a 20% raise last week, isn't that enough?

274
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- What a man of character!  - Now you know who your real parent is.

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In fact it's him, because my real daddy is so nice, but he has no character.

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- I am the only God of the Sea!  - No it's me!

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For Pollon it will be child's play to recognize the real Poseidon.  Let's begin!

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What is happening?  Stop that water!  Help, I can't swim!

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- Save me, get me out of here!  - You discovered yourself, imposter.

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The God of the Sea does not fear water, so I am the real Poseidon!

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Twist, friends, unbelievable but true:

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Uncle Poseidon can't even play dead afloat.

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- But it's absurd, it's a shame!  - Don't tell me.

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Here are the latest competitors.

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Look at him well,

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the Father of the Gods cannot be a beast like him.

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On the contrary, the king of Olympus cannot have a sickly physique like yours!

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Don't worry, I have a reliable witness who will immediately recognize the real Zeus.

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-And who is he?  - He is the sculptor Pygmalion.

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Finally, I'm safe!

291
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Dear, tell this kind audience who the Father of Gods really is.

292
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I'll give you a little gift if you say it's me,

293
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because it's me!  This impostor is just a head-mounted statue!

294
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I can't go wrong, because I carved that statue with my own hands

295
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and I would recognize it and declare, in front of everyone, that you are my statue!

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- What do you say?  You are crazy?  - So this is my grandfather Zeus.

297
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It's a lie!  I am the real Zeus!

298
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Why don't you tell the truth, scruff sculptor?

299
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Be careful how you speak to me, you are just a marble statue, remember that!

300
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Scoundrel!  I will make you take back your lies, I am the Father of the Gods.

301
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Pollon, do something!  That witness doesn't understand anything, help me!

302
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For starters, don't get your hands on me

303
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and then Pygmalion is a great artist and no one better than him

304
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can recognize a statue carved with the same hands as him.

305
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Hurray!  I made a clean sweep, folks!

306
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Good!  Well done!  Hurray!

307
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- Come with me, Pygmalion, there is something to attend to.  - That is fine.

308
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Come on, there's a surprise for you.

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- My marble woman!  - Pygmalion!

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- My love!  - Pygmalion!

311
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- And so they lived happily ever after, how nice!  - And the credit is all yours!

312
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me and you are a nice couple too, dwarf.

313
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To close with a flourish, I want to shoot a special arrow,

314
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the one I keep for big occasions.

315
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Help!  I am Zeus, the Father of the Gods!  Get me out of here!  Do something.

316
00:21:30,349 --> 00:21:34,560
Greetings!  How are you, baby bump?  I brought you something to eat.

317
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Here.  Even if I made it for you, there's no need to thank me.

318
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I don't want to thank you, I want you to set me free!

319
00:21:41,485 --> 00:21:44,402
No, the only thing I can do is review your case,

320
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but until then you will have to stay good.  - I can't rest easy.

321
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You'll see, fat boy, sooner or later your wife will come to free you.

322
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- Goodbye, cute.  - Don't go, free me!

323
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Don't make a fuss, time flies quickly.

324
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I can't even misbehave in here.

325
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Poor me!

326
00:22:05,133 --> 00:22:08,502
A little loneliness to that bully old fart will certainly do him good.

327
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You agree with me, don't you, nerds?

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