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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.04,0:00:04.42,Default,,0,0,0,,“The Disciple Who Stinks\NAt Storytelling”
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.29,0:00:09.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Just out shopping for dinner,\Nyou say?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.25,0:00:13.76,Default,,0,0,0,,And you expect me to\Nbelieve that load of crap?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.88,0:00:17.01,Default,,0,0,0,,My apologies, but I am in a hurry.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.39,0:00:23.56,Default,,0,0,0,,This... is Don Pacino.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.89,0:00:27.27,Default,,0,0,0,,You're gonna tell me everything\Nyou know about this man.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.52,0:00:32.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Until you do,\NI'll have to hang on to this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.78,0:00:34.24,Default,,0,0,0,,You will return it if I talk?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.70,0:00:37.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course. You have my word.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.53,0:00:39.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Very well. I will talk.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.24,0:00:41.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Suddenly you're very reasonable.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.58,0:00:45.50,Default,,0,0,0,,This must mean a lot to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.00,0:00:49.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, it is very important.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.51,0:00:57.39,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, when you're\Nsoaking in a hot bath
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.47,0:00:59.47,Default,,0,0,0,,everyone says, "ahh".
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.60,0:01:02.18,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder why everyone says that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.31,0:01:03.77,Default,,0,0,0,,That is true.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.52,0:01:08.81,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, wouldn't "eee" or "uuu"\Nor "ohhh" work too?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.94,0:01:10.02,Default,,0,0,0,,II Eee"?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.23,0:01:13.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Try it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.32,0:01:14.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Say "eee" for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.86,0:01:16.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Eeeen.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.16,0:01:18.03,Default,,0,0,0,,How's that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.37,0:01:22.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't ask me.\NHow was it for you?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.62,0:01:23.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I am sorry...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.16,0:01:26.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel no difference.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.71,0:01:28.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Eee...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.46,0:01:29.63,Default,,0,0,0,,How was it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.75,0:01:33.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm... I can't really get into it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.51,0:01:35.88,Default,,0,0,0,,It's gotta be that "ah" sound.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.01,0:01:38.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Then how about "sahh"?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.43,0:01:38.76,Default,,0,0,0,,"Sahh"?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.76,0:01:39.85,Default,,0,0,0,,"Sahh"?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.97,0:01:42.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Doesn't feel right either...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.51,0:01:45.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I know!\N"Fahhh."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.35,0:01:46.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Not bad, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.10,0:01:48.31,Default,,0,0,0,,"Fahhh."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.44,0:01:50.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, not bad at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.86,0:01:52.52,Default,,0,0,0,,"Fahhh. . . "
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.65,0:01:53.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Master.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.36,0:01:57.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Technically speaking,\Nthat sound isn't "fah".
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.78,0:02:02.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Truth be told, I am equipped with\Na perfect pitch function.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.74,0:02:05.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.95,0:02:09.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. That "fah" sounded\Na little off.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.08,0:02:11.59,Default,,0,0,0,,If you want "fah" then,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.71,0:02:13.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I think "fahhh" is better.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.09,0:02:16.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah? Fahhh...\NLike that?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.80,0:02:18.51,Default,,0,0,0,,That "fah" was sharp, Master.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.88,0:02:20.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}F ahh'?{\i}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.55,0:02:22.01,Default,,0,0,0,,That would be "me".
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.14,0:02:24.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay then, "meeee".
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.26,0:02:26.98,Default,,0,0,0,,That's "me", Master.\NThat's the note for "me"!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.06,0:02:29.27,Default,,0,0,0,,"Meeee. . . "
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.40,0:02:36.99,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, you can take off\Nwithout me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.41,0:02:43.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Wouldn't want you to get\Na chill after your bath.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.49,0:02:46.58,Default,,0,0,0,,But hey, don't lose that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.91,0:02:48.29,Default,,0,0,0,,These are crazy times.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.41,0:02:50.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Losing your keys will\Nonly lead to trouble.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.00,0:02:56.92,Default,,0,0,0,,That is how important the key is.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.05,0:02:59.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Your stories are terrible.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.76,0:03:03.10,Default,,0,0,0,,No one gives a crap\Nabout "fah"!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.35,0:03:06.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Your "fah" is wrong.\NIt should be "fahhh".
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.72,0:03:11.35,Default,,0,0,0,,In any case, the key is important\Nand I'd like it back.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.48,0:03:15.02,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure you must have one\Nor two things important to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.73,0:03:19.90,Default,,0,0,0,,My family is important to me.\NI'd do anything for them.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.90,0:03:25.12,Default,,0,0,0,,As I would do anything\Nfor Master Saitama.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.24,0:03:26.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Saitama?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.45,0:03:27.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Never heard of him.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.99,0:03:30.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Master Saitama has given me\Na job to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.66,0:03:33.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that right? A job, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.25,0:03:36.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's hear more about this "job".
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.63,0:03:38.96,Default,,0,0,0,,So you decided to wait, after all?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.30,0:03:40.92,Default,,0,0,0,,It's so cold, too...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.01,0:03:43.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you okay, Master?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.14,0:03:45.68,Default,,0,0,0,,It's freezing.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.10,0:03:47.85,Default,,0,0,0,,The chill's getting to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.72,0:03:51.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you just look at my head?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.14,0:03:52.52,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I never do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.64,0:03:53.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.98,0:03:57.69,Default,,0,0,0,,A hot pot? Sounds good!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.15,0:03:59.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Really warms you up.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.48,0:04:01.70,Default,,0,0,0,,It appears the ingredients\Nare on sale.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.49,0:04:04.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Dinner target acquired.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.78,0:04:06.70,Default,,0,0,0,,What kind should we have?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.91,0:04:11.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}There's Yosenabe, Ishikarinabe,\NTori no Mizutaki...{\i}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.58,0:04:13.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Crap!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.33,0:04:14.33,Default,,0,0,0,,What's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.46,0:04:17.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Not this one, not this...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.46,0:04:19.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Here it is!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.13,0:04:23.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Premium chicken sale...\Nfor a limited time?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.26,0:04:25.51,Default,,0,0,0,,I totally forgot!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.64,0:04:28.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Master, this store's sale\Nis still going.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.14,0:04:29.01,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.26,0:04:32.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm... We can just make it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.14,0:04:34.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! But at this store\Nthe cabbage is-
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.31,0:04:37.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Master, if we split up,\Nwe can do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.65,0:04:39.32,Default,,0,0,0,,So when you said "a job",
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.19,0:04:43.70,Default,,0,0,0,,you actually meant\N"running errands"?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.11,0:04:47.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Like I said before,\NI am in the middle of shopping.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.58,0:04:51.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Now I have told you about the errand\NI am on for my master.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.45,0:04:52.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I've had enough of your--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.79,0:04:54.96,Default,,0,0,0,,And that is where\NI met this man.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.75,0:04:59.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Master asked me to go to...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.34,0:05:00.71,Default,,0,0,0,,two supermarkets.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.63,0:05:04.80,Default,,0,0,0,,There it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.89,0:05:11.39,Default,,0,0,0,,An alert from a shopping district\Nfive kilometers away.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.22,0:05:14.10,Default,,0,0,0,,It is four kilometers to the store.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.39,0:05:16.27,Default,,0,0,0,,The disturbance is\Nin the wrong direction,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.39,0:05:17.98,Default,,0,0,0,,but only six klicks separate them.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.10,0:05:19.11,Default,,0,0,0,,If I end the trouble quickly,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.48,0:05:20.61,Default,,0,0,0,,I will make it!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.65,0:05:22.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.07,0:05:25.99,Default,,0,0,0,,And that's when you bumped into us.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.66,0:05:27.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Not quite.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.82,0:05:28.57,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.58,0:05:35.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm done for...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.96,0:05:41.21,Default,,0,0,0,,I am only two seconds late.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.67,0:05:43.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Please make an exception.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.21,0:05:45.09,Default,,0,0,0,,I understand, but-
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.22,0:05:47.01,Default,,0,0,0,,You still have the merchandise!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.13,0:05:50.85,Default,,0,0,0,,But a limited time sale\Nis just thati limited...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.64,0:05:53.72,Default,,0,0,0,,The attitude of that clerk!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.10,0:05:57.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you any idea how\NI felt at that moment?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.23,0:06:01.19,Default,,0,0,0,,What the hell are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.31,0:06:05.61,Default,,0,0,0,,What I want to hear is how you\Nand this idiot know each other!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.94,0:06:08.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Cut to the chase and tell me\Nwhat you have to do with him,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.20,0:06:12.03,Default,,0,0,0,,the number two guy\Nin the Typhoon Family!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.16,0:06:12.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Be patient.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.54,0:06:16.12,Default,,0,0,0,,There is an order to things.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.04,0:06:19.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I missed the limited time sale\Nat the first market.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.58,0:06:22.25,Default,,0,0,0,,So I went on to the second market.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.38,0:06:25.30,Default,,0,0,0,,And that's where I ran\Ninto you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.22,0:06:30.34,Default,,0,0,0,,“Noticei Shop Closing Down.\NThanks For Your Loyalty."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.39,0:06:38.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, why is this place closed?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.98,0:06:43.40,Default,,0,0,0,,There is supposed to be\Na sale here today.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.44,0:06:46.69,Default,,0,0,0,,They skipped out.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.82,0:06:48.65,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure Don Pacino's behind it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.15,0:06:51.99,Default,,0,0,0,,He recently drifted into\Nthis area
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.12,0:06:54.74,Default,,0,0,0,,and has been poking his nose\Ninto our business.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.99,0:06:56.91,Default,,0,0,0,,He must've demanded\Na huge sum of protection money
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.41,0:06:59.12,Default,,0,0,0,,and forced them to leave.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.25,0:07:01.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Protection money?\NWhat is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.34,0:07:04.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.42,0:07:05.55,Default,,0,0,0,,What is wrong?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.76,0:07:07.84,Default,,0,0,0,,This here is...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.34,0:07:09.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Don Pacino.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.26,0:07:13.64,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a nasty look you got\Nin your eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.14,0:07:18.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.48,0:07:21.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Hold on!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.15,0:07:24.52,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't just give this back to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.07,0:07:27.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you with him?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.65,0:07:31.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on,\NI wanna word with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.57,0:07:35.33,Default,,0,0,0,,So... you're telling me that\Nthere's no connection
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.45,0:07:37.54,Default,,0,0,0,,between you and him?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.87,0:07:38.70,Default,,0,0,0,,That is right.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.16,0:07:42.17,Default,,0,0,0,,There is zero connection\Nbetween us.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.79,0:07:44.54,Default,,0,0,0,,In other words, we are strangers.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.67,0:07:47.92,Default,,0,0,0,,You mean you've been\Nrunning your mouth all this time
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.25,0:07:51.26,Default,,0,0,0,,just to tell me that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.38,0:07:52.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you asked.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.97,0:07:54.93,Default,,0,0,0,,And now that I have\Ntold you everything,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.05,0:07:57.22,Default,,0,0,0,,give me back the key\Nas you promised.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.35,0:07:59.02,Default,,0,0,0,,You wise-ass!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.22,0:08:02.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't you know\Nwho you're dealing with?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.19,0:08:04.98,Default,,0,0,0,,We're the Pacino Family,\Nwith a Class C bounty on our heads!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.56,0:08:08.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that how it is?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.69,0:08:10.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought something was off.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.99,0:08:11.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.40,0:08:15.53,Default,,0,0,0,,I assumed you were going\Nto do the right thing
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.66,0:08:17.58,Default,,0,0,0,,and report the lost key\Nto the police first,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.70,0:08:22.75,Default,,0,0,0,,then return it to me,\Nthe rightful owner.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.50,0:08:25.42,Default,,0,0,0,,But you are all wanted men.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.75,0:08:27.63,Default,,0,0,0,,You would never do\Nanything so honest.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.88,0:08:31.05,Default,,0,0,0,,In other words,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.17,0:08:34.26,Default,,0,0,0,,you had no intention of\Nreturning it in the first place.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.38,0:08:37.89,Default,,0,0,0,,You fool, how stupid\Ncan someone be?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.35,0:08:41.39,Default,,0,0,0,,I cannot go after\Nlaw-abiding citizens,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.89,0:08:43.81,Default,,0,0,0,,but with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.19,0:08:45.90,Default,,0,0,0,,I do not have\Nto hold anything back.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.19,0:08:48.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Take him down, boys!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.07,0:08:56.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Do not move.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.01,0:09:20.01,Default,,0,0,0,,And that is how I was able\Nto get the key back.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.14,0:09:22.02,Default,,0,0,0,,But I missed the sale.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.14,0:09:23.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Well...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.14,0:09:25.77,Default,,0,0,0,,I had a spare key\Nso I was okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.64,0:09:29.77,Default,,0,0,0,,It sure sounds like\Nyou had a lot to deal with.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.15,0:09:35.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Master, I am still too incompetent\Nto even run your errands!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.32,0:09:37.07,Default,,0,0,0,,No big deal.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.20,0:09:40.12,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll just have\Na tofu hot pot tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.24,0:09:41.79,Default,,0,0,0,,This will not make up for it...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.91,0:09:42.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.29,0:09:45.71,Default,,0,0,0,,...but I went by another store\Non the way home.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.83,0:09:46.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.21,0:09:50.84,Default,,0,0,0,,But this is\Nthe super-expensive meat!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.26,0:09:56.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Good thing we had eggs.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.68,0:10:00.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's dig in. Sukiyaki.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.93,0:10:01.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay!